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Kathy Gets Slayed
Release date: 6/26/2003
Reviewed on: 11/10/2004 by astroknight
Starring: Justin Slayer, Kathy (sensational)
Studio: Sensational Video
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 53 min. Production Date: 2003 Director: None credited Cast: Kathy and Justin Slayer The Short Story Initial Expectations: Sensational has been very hit or miss for me, but Justin Slayer has been getting a lot of great attention lately and got me interested in this one. Initial Reaction: The scenes okay but the DVD as a whole lacks. Who Should Watch It : Justin Slayer and amateur porn fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting more than one scene The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is pretty clear and well balanced, but there is a little talk with the cameraman. The video leaves a little to be desired. Its decently lit, but theres a little graininess to the picture. Theres also a lot of camera shake that definitely interfered with the movie for me. Music: None Menus: The menus are extremely basic.
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Devil Inside Her, The (Alpha Blue)
Release date: 9/25/2004
Reviewed on: 11/10/2004 by Flash
Starring: Terri Hall, Jody Maxwell, Annie Sprinkle, Zebedy Colt, Nancy Dare, Dean Tait, Renee Sanz, Chad Lambert, Rod Dumont
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Directed by: Zebedy Colt
Review brief: The Devil Inside Her is a dark and gritty film which probably won't appeal to most viewers. The female cast, as is common for the time, isn't the best to look at. The story is interesting, but the sex is unerotic. If you are into the classics and like a satanic theme, rough sex and non-consensual sex, you might want to rent the title. Otherwise, I'd recommend passing on this one.
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Teen Tryouts: Audition 35
Release date: 6/15/2004
Reviewed on: 11/10/2004 by Nutty Buddy
Starring: Christina Bella, Sarah Blue
Studio: Devil's Film
Directed by: Tristan Seagal
Review brief: Title: Teen Tryouts Audition #35 Cast: Vanessa, Ellen, Kristina Bella, Liz Honey, Sarah Blue, George Reno & Tristan Seagal Director: Tristan Seagal Studio: Devils Films Date Of Production: 6/14/04 Duration: 2:13:00 What's Happening?: straight, pussy to mouth, toys, facials Scene One: Sarah Blue & Tristan Seagal [ /image ] --> [ /image ] -->Sarah Blue has that cute thing going on. She's not bad to look at. Her and Tristan get it on in On your belly up your ass as well. This is more tamed. Tristan eats out Sarah on the bed and then Sarah returns the favor. Him eating Sarah out is probably the height of this scene. From the blowjobs to the reverse cowgirl, to the side saddle, to the cowgirl, mish and doggystyle, I was extremely bored. Sarah's pretty but not very convincing. She ends up jerking a load into her mouth to end the scene. Female Looks: 7/10 Overall Chemistry: 2/5 Scene Two: Vanessa & George Reno [ /image ] --> [ /image ] -->Vanessa is one of my favorites but I admit she is kind of scrawny and not that great looking. Average Eastern European chick.
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Rocco's True Anal Stories 4
Release date: 9/29/2004
Reviewed on: 11/10/2004 by Kelly
Starring: T.J. Hart, David Perry, Mike Foster, Rocco Siffredi, Andrew Youngman, Frank Gun, Leslie Taylor, Frank Major, Julia Taylor, Mario Rossi, Vanda Vitus, Zora Banx, Eva Mercedes, Shanon Stone, Patricia Orsoya
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: Title: Rocco's True Anal Stories 4 Company: Evil Angel Length: 2 hours and 16 minutes (136 minutes) Production Date(s): February 3, 1999 Original Release Date: February 10, 1999 DVD Release Date: October 25, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Rocco Siffredi The Abridged Version: Europorn, to me, means sex that is often too rough and sometimes borderline misogynistic and girls that look bored as can be. I wish I could say that Rocco's True Anal Stories 4 refutes that. It actually re-inforces it. The girls here are all stupidly gorgeous, especially Mina. Most of our American contract girls are not as hot as the typical Euro gonzo girl. It is all the more frustrating then that so many of these Eurogirls are lame on-screen fucks. Yvette, Mercedes, Patricia, and Vanda are all examples of that. Julia Taylor is a tweener. The only real stories here are Mina and TJ Hart. Mina is just out of this world sexy and TJ brings an American presence though she fails to really outdo her scene counterpart Julia. So, too many of the girls here look bored.
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Making The Scene
Release date: 11/4/2003
Reviewed on: 11/9/2004 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Roxanne Hall, Julie Meadows, Chris Cannon, Joel Lawrence, Layla Jade, Cheyne Collins, Venus, Joelean, Talon
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Roy Karch
Review brief: Julie Meadows in my best example of everything that is wrong with the contract system in porn. At her peak, she turned her back on IR and a large portion of her fan base to sign with VCA. At that point, I was unable to follow her career, and the best I can gather, she fell off the map. Shes a gifted performer, and I have never seen her do wrong on screen. She brings a passion, heat and hunger to her work that is almost non-existent these days. This title was done prior to her signing her contract, but unfortunately it appears to be her downward spiral. The title begins with Layla Jade. She takes some anal, but its a slow scene with little heat. The momentum shifts to Jolean, and even though her ass is solid gold, her work is not. Roxanne Hall looks amazing as well, but once again not enough to jump this title off. Venus comes in, and Im sure that her nasty ways are all its going to take to blast this rocket off, but the lack of heat and anal left me cold. Finally, the one woman that can save this title, Julie Meadows.
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Naughty College School Girls 35
Release date: 10/4/2004
Reviewed on: 11/9/2004 by morbidthoughts
Starring: Mary Jane, Chris Charming, Mr. Pete, Ben English, Leah Marie, Delilah Strong, Brodi, Tyra Banxxx
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: Having reviewed Naughty College School Girls 33, the first thing I noticed about this new installment is a mini-premise to each scene. It wasn't much but hey, at least I got the sense that they may actually be college school girls. I got this video because I think Delilah Strong looked great on the cover. Mary Jane & Ben English: Mary Jane is a cute dark skinned girl that may be hispanic or of south asian origin. I'll go with hispanic. Tits could be bigger but I'll take them and those nipple rings. She has a huge tattoo on her back but I can't tell what it is because it doesn't contrast that well against her skin tone. Ben gives her a foot massage which she seems to love. She's shallow with the stick but she crosses her leg over Ben's lap on the couch for an unorthodox oral position. I can hardly understand Ben's instructions to her due to that heavy accent. Sex is pretty standard but MJ is loud and sweaty. We get to see a reverse piledriver on the floor with her back not supported by anything.
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Load In Every Hole 3, A
Release date: 10/8/2003
Reviewed on: 11/9/2004 by astroknight
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Brian Surewood, Mickey G., Brett Rockman, Rhiannon Bray, Barrett Blade, Talon, Brooke Ballentyne, Crystal Ray, Ariana Jollee
Studio: Kick Ass
Directed by: Andre Madness
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 114 min. Production Date: 5 / 14 / 2003 Director: Andre Madness Cast: Ariana Jolie, Brooke Balentyne, Crystal Ray, Rhiannon Bray, Barrett Blade, Brian Surewood, Brett Rockman, Steve Hatcher, Mickey G., and Talon The Short Story Initial Expectations: Its been a while since I watched anything from Kick Ass, but what I remember of them was good enough to give me pretty high expectations. Initial Reaction: Eh. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a gang bang feel without all the guys Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a movie without a trace of misogyny The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audios fairly well balanced, but it does falter at a few points. Some of the dialogue also comes across a little muddy and hard to understand. The video is also a little muddy. Its pretty clear, but theres just enough grain to notice. Theres also a few minor shadows which are just enough to notice once again.
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Taylor Rain Exposed
Release date: 4/12/2004
Reviewed on: 11/8/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Davia Ardell, Heidi Dalton, Jodi Ryder, Taylor Rain, Crissy Moran, Samy Bright
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: Taylor Rain Exposed is another New Machine compilation that would be considered a rip-off except weve come to accept these trashy productions for what they are two scenes for the star, then a bunch of junk thrown together. Who decides which other female performers go onto the disc is anyones guess, but they must just gather up the videotape from the cutting room floor and say, Heres enough material. Lets start splicing. Taylor Rain is a perpetually cute brunette who deserves a comp by herself, yet New Machine throws her in with some real scrap here. Sammy Bright is an attractive blonde, and Heidi Dalton aint bad. The others are strictly B-listers, if that.
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Wet Fantasies
Release date: 8/7/2003
Reviewed on: 11/8/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Kyle Stone, Dee [II] (classic female), Taylor St. Clair, Linda Roberts, Joel Lawrence, Brooke Hunter, Don Hollywood, Monica Mayhem, Nick Manning, Jim DiGiorgio
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Jennifer James
Review brief: Wet Fantasies starts out like a good couples flick, then slowly drops off into the could have been great category. A decent looking cast is completely wasted. The girls are all above average in looks, and the sex is well captured. But the movie suffers terribly by the horrible audio. When Im in the mood to actually listen to the dialogue (usually with Mrs. Groove by my side), I hate to have to strain to hear the performers. Thats the case here. Terrible acting spoiled what little conversation I could hear. Junior high school thespians are better than these so-called professionals. The plot revolves around sexual fantasy researcher Monica Mayhem. The opening credits are still rolling when she starts chowing down on Nick Mannings cock. The action is more tender than it is hot, and it ends with a cumshot to her bloated tits. Turns out it was a dream and when Monica awakens, she is interviewing Brooke Hunter about her fantasies. Brooke, for some reason, wants to do an older guy in an alley.
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Butt Plumbers 4
Release date: 6/8/2004
Reviewed on: 11/7/2004 by phoenix1
Starring: Militia, Cherie, Egypt, Hamilton Steele, Ava Devine, A.J. Morgann
Studio: Northstar Associates
Review brief: General Summary Purely amateur film with stupid plot about a "plumber" who makes house calls to repair plumbing (both indoor and anal) with poor camera and direction. Scenes are shot in real dumpy homes or trailers. Throughout the sex the cameraman and male performer talk to each other in working man slang which is idiotic. I didn't rent this to see a couple of guys act moronic, I rented this to see some good sex. Only reason I rented this was to see Malitia who I think has always been underrated. She doesn't make too many movies anymore which is why I had to pick this one up. This guy is a poor performer to say the least, I don't know how he got some of these girls to work with him. Scenes Cherie. Average looking girl. Way too long introduction as they argue over the house plumbing. Nothing enjoyable about the sex. Egypt. Curvaceous blond, nice breasts with clitoris piercing and large labia who acts kind of dumb. She really plays to the plot as she finds out she has to have sex to get her plumbing fixed.
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Lady Ass Lickers 12
Release date: 8/16/2003
Reviewed on: 11/4/2004 by astroknight
Starring: Jessica James, Mia Domore, Lena Ramon, Veronica Snow, Gen Padova, Savannah Rose
Studio: Mother Productions
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 61 min. Production Date: 2003 Director: None credited Cast: Lena Savannah Rose, Jessica James, Lena Ramon, Veronica Snow, Gen Padova, and Mia Domore The Short Story Initial Expectations: Mother Productions / Fetish Films have had some okay movies on horribly executed DVDs. Id like to have some decent expectations, but just cant get too excited even though this title does interest me. Initial Reaction: It has its faults, but the chemistry in most of the scenes is good enough that it worked fairly well for me. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting one-on-one all girl action with an extremely heavy emphasis on rimming Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a bit of variety to the scenes The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave a bit to be desired. The audio is pretty good. It has a pretty good balance and I didnt notice any background noises. The video is a bit more problematic.
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Wicked Sex Party 6: Devinn Unleashed
Release date: 3/12/2004
Reviewed on: 11/2/2004 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Mark Davis, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Brad Armstrong, April, Kim Chambers, Rayveness, Cheyne Collins, Shay Sights, Voodoo, Devinn Lane, Lee Stone, Nicole Sheridan, Kristal Summers, Ashley Long, Devon Michaels
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: This is s start studded epic of biblical proportion complete with digital sound. This is also the downfall of this title. Everybodys talking about the new 4 hr Vivid comps. The irony is the fact that the scenes on those comps are exactly what Wicked turned its back on. Youll see names like Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, and the industry finest women giving anal access to these strapping black men. Youll get top shelf names in this title, D lane, N. Sheridan, D Michaels, April, K. Summers, S. Sights, A. Long. K. Chambers and Kianna. The irony comes in the fact that 85 of the above females are famous for IR. Nonetheless, this movie comes off as uptight. As I watched it, I could just envision someone walking in and stopping the shoot to announce that the owner of a blue Volvo left his or her lights on. The action her shows promise, but once again I feel like its some snobby yuppy letting off steam.
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Bankable
Release date: 4/1/2003
Reviewed on: 11/1/2004 by vodka tonic
Starring: Bobby Vitale, Kylie Ireland, Dasha, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Kody, Rafe, Lee Stone, Briana Banks, Maya Divine, Darla Crane, Colt Steel
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Chi Chi LaRue
Review brief: Director : ChiChi LaRueCast : Briana Banks, Kylie Ireland, Wendy Devine, Lola, Kody, Dasha, Bobby Vitale, Rafe, Colt Steele, Lee StoneDVD Extras : Chapter selection, positions room, behind-the-scenes, bonus clips, photo gallery, weblink, multi-angles on/off5 Bonus Clips :Briana Banks & Marc Davis in "All There Is"Briana Banks, Cherie & Tony Tedeschi in "Chatterbox"Briana Banks & Bobby Vitale in "Flick"Lola & Julian in "Artemesia"Kylie Ireland, Herschell Savage & Jason McCain in "Bad Wives 2"Behind-The-Scenes extra : (20 min) ChiChi coaches Briana & Bobby for the 1st scene, then rehearses a comedy bit with Kylie Ireland and the rest of the cast. As with most of ChiChi's behind-the-scenes, the set looked both professional & very relaxed.
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MisSpelled
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/31/2004 by astroknight
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Julian, Kyle Stone, Kylie Ireland, Chloe, Chris Cannon, Tina Tyler, Eric Bishop, Elizabeth X.
Studio: VCA
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 101 min. Production Date: 8 / 1999 Director: Wes Emerson Cast: Kylie Ireland, Chloe, Tina Tyler, Elizabeth X, Alexandra Silk, Julian, Eric Bishop, Chris Cannon, and Kyle Stone The Short Story Initial Expectations: With this lineup of lovely ladies I dont know how I couldnt have high expectations! Initial Reaction: This ones cursed! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting passable camera work Who Should Avoid It: Anybody with a current prescription for their glasses The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty good. Its clear and nicely balanced, but there are a few background noises during the outdoor sex. The video is okay. Its basically free of grain and pretty well lit, but does have a few problems. There are a few spots which are slightly blurry, but for a bigger problem the video looks like it doesnt know if its supposed to be in the full screen format or the letterbox format due to a large sized black bar across the bottom of the picture only.
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Sexual Analysis
Release date: 1/21/2004
Reviewed on: 10/30/2004 by Nutty Buddy
Starring: Francesco Malcom, Alex Mantegna, Laura Angel, Andrea Nobili, Carmen Lajolla, Linda Sanchez, Franco Trentalance
Studio: In-X-Cess
Directed by: Andrea Lucci
Review brief: Title: Sexual Analysis Cast: Laura Angel, Megane, Sheila, Carmen Lajolla, Linda Sanchez, Alex Mantegna, Andrea Nobili, Francesco Malcom & Franco Trentalance Director: Andrea Lucci Studio: In-X-Cess Duration: 1:20:00 Date Of Production: 4/22/03 Whats Happening: Straight, anal, facials Scene One Megane Things start off with blonde Megane. In a room Megane and a guy are already going at it. She sucks him off for a good while and some crafty camera angles are mixed in there. Youll probably get bored with the fucking rather quickly though. Female Looks: 6/10 Doings: bj,reverse cowgirl,side,doggy,anal[doggy]facial Overall Chemistry: zZzZzZz Scene Two Laura Angel Laura Angel is pretty much the only reason I checked this out. Naturally this scene is good. Here brunette Laura is dressed conservatively in a yellow jacket and yellow skirt along with stockings and high heels. She has a little chat with some fellow and he instructs her to masturbate for him. Laura uses a big ol black dildo and gets herself off for him.
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Tease Me Then Please Me
Release date: 7/10/2004
Reviewed on: 10/29/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: John Strong, Michael Stefano, Roxy Jezel, Michelle B., Katin, Isabel Ice, Teagan Presley
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Michael Stefano
Review brief: Tease Me Then Please Me is Mike Longs exercise in abusing women, but it is barely convincing. Having girls beg and plead to get fucked gets a bit tiresome after a few minutes. Each scene starts with the girls looking into the camera, talking dirty, telling us how much they want to fuck, all the while playing with themselves. Long starts out with a whiney brunette, Isabel Ice, who sounds like she might be British. If so, the Queen can take her back. Shes heavyset with large, floppy boobs and a few unsightly tats. He slaps her, grabs her tits hard, makes her suck a dildo (instead of his dick!), sticks the dildo (instead of his cock) into her pussy, then cock-chokes her. Soon another stud, John Strong, enters and the guys DP the crap out of her (not literally!). They fishhook her mouth with their fingers and, in general, make her look anything but sexy.
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Deep In Cream 2
Release date: 8/24/2003
Reviewed on: 10/27/2004 by Nutty Buddy
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Alex, Venus, Nicole, Carol, George Uhl, Sabrina Black, Brett Rockman, K.K., Delilah Stone, Lauro Giotto, Rietha, Timonti Hayd
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Alex Ladd
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After Dark (Plum)
Release date: 2/20/2002
Reviewed on: 10/27/2004 by astroknight
Starring: Alec Metro, Julie Meadows, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Dillion Day, Ava Vincent, Skylar Knight, Maya Divine, Tabitha Tyler
Studio: Plum Productions
Directed by: Nic Cramer
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 74 min. Production Date: 12 / 1999 Director: Nic Cramer Cast: Ava Vincent, Julie Meadows, Skylar Knight, Tabitha Tyler, Wendy Divine, Alec Metro, Dillion Day, Evan Stone, and Randy Spears The Short Story Initial Expectations: Nic Cramer has had many more misses than hits with me. I just cant get too excited for this one, but at the same time I can see his style working well for it. Initial Reaction: Its a pretty good couples movie. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting something soft and a little artistic Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting nastier sex or a strong plot The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I dont think I heard a single background noise. The movie is presented in the widescreen format, but unfortunately is non-anamorphic widescreen rather than anamorphic, as it should be treated. Its nicely lit, but as usual with Nic Cramer theres a hint of grain.
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Teen Tryouts: Audition 37
Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 10/24/2004 by Kelly
Starring: Mary Jane, Tony T., John West, Kat, Ashley Jordan, Mark Ashley, Kurt Lockwood, Sativa Rose, Seth Dickens, Scott Nails, Sammie Rhodes
Studio: Devil's Film
Directed by: Mike Metropolis
Review brief: Title: Teen Tryouts: Audition 37 Company: Devils Film Length: 2 hours and 7 minutes (127 minutes) Production Date(s): October 18, 2004 Release Date: October 18, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Mike Metropolis The Abridged Version: By now, you shoud know what to expect from a Devils Film video: well-executed porn with little to no tease sequences and an over-emphasis on penetration shots. The lighting will be pretty much stellar and the sound flawless, with no deceptive audio tricks putting moans or dirty talk into a girl's mouth as other companies are apt to do. Their titles are straightforward sex and the no-nonsense way in which they are presented reflects that. I used to love this. Now, I find it dreadfully boring which, as I have said in past reviews, is the worst thing porn can be. But all the cool kids in the AdultDVDTalk forum are raving about this new girl Sammie Rhodes and she does look great on the cover of Devils Film's new Teen Tryouts: Audition 37.
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Explosions (Mayhem)
Release date: 4/1/2004
Reviewed on: 10/23/2004 by Charlie
Studio: Mayhem
Review brief: Mayhem Explosions Film length: 137mins DVD features: Trailers AV Quality: The picture quality varies from good to average. The audio was very low and almost inaudible at times. Stars: Various Review: I am a big fan of wall to wall cumshot compilations and this title caught my attention as I have never seen a Mayhem production before and was curious to see how it faired against the competition. The DVD is divided up in 10 chapters and subdivided into 10 scenes. A nice feature is the ability to jump back and forth to each cumshot using the skip button on your remote. Great for tracking down your favorite sticky moment. As soon as started playing the film it sort of reminded me of the Leisure Time comps where the pops were delivered at a machine gun rate with little build up. It was kind of pull out, pop....stroke, pop....suck, pop etc. way too fast for my liking and there was no indication of who the girl was and which film it was taken from.
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Reality 20: Forbidden Games
Release date: 11/20/2003
Reviewed on: 10/20/2004 by Zoid
Starring: Angelica, Nikita, Robert Rosenberg, Janet, Sebastian Barrio, Titof, Ian Scott, Dora Venter, Monica Sweetheart, Greg Centauro, Andrea Moranty, Jennifer Dark, Tera Joy
Studio: Private
Review brief: It's been awhile since I saw Private title for the last time, and was wondering how they are doing. My choice was based purely on the cover this time. I thought, "Hey, reality!! That sounds interesting." Maybe they started making some kind of reality-porn. Technical Runtime: 1 hr. 38 mins (!! including two documentaries mentioned as Extras !!) Region: all Languages: English, German, French, Italian, Spanish Subtitles: Dutch, Danish, Swedish, Portuguese, Polish Audio/Video: Very good! DISC COMPLAINT: Unreadable segment!!!!!! Feature Well, the best way to describe the content of this DVD is to compare it to television. It's like you are watching PrivateTV for one and a half hours. This disc is a strange mix of porno featurettes, several "The Making Of" videos, and a porn photo session. The fencing master First small featurette. "Two enslaved students learn to wield the sword and the cock of their master." I almost spilled my coffee when I heard that.
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Portrait, The (Wicked)
Release date: 7/19/2004
Reviewed on: 10/19/2004 by Zoid
Starring: Pat Myne, Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan, Jezebelle Bond, Kelle Marie, Ashley Long, Steven French, Lisa Marie, Mario Rossi, Stormy Daniels
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Skye Blue
Review brief: "Beyond time, beyond obsession, beyond fantasy...he found her." Sounds intriguing. This is a feature film with Stormy, so it's got to be worth checking out. Right? Technical Runtime: 1 hr. 17 min Region: all Audio/Video: Video is excellent. Audio is not. Feature Story Synopsis Some loser (Pat Myne) is working in a warehouse which (I think) belongs to an asshole art trader. Pat's job is to pack and unpack crates with different pieces of art. Once upon a time, he finds a box with the beautiful painting, and it puts some spell on him, in a manner of speaking. He starts to have these sexual fantasies, and eventually, becomes more confident man and quits his lousy job. Nicole Sheridan, Voodoo, Stormy (non-sex) Stormy who's wearing some sort of antique dress, is watching Nicole and Voodoo having fun. This all is taking place inside a nice chateau/villa. Nicole gives her dude a brief BJ and after that, they settle on the table an do it in cowgirl, spooning position. She stokes Voodoo and he blows in her face.
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On Your Belly Up Your Ass
Release date: 6/8/2004
Reviewed on: 10/19/2004 by Nutty Buddy
Starring: Sabrina, Patricia, George Uhl, Neeo, Luisa de Marco, Tristan Seagal, Sarah Blue, Janet Alfano, George Reno
Studio: Devil's Film
Review brief: Title: On Your Belly (and) Up Your Ass Duration: 2:15 Whats Happening?: Straight, anal, double penetration, P2M, A2M, footjob, spanking, hair pulling, facials Things start off with brunette Janet. Shes pretty tall and skinny with big breasts. She looks good here. This is a different Janet, not blonde Janet Alfano. She gets it on with Tristan in a bath tub, starting off with a hot blowjob and then sitting on his face. Pretty much all the fucking takes place on the outside rim of the tub and Janet manages to lay on her stomach and take it up the ass. Theres some good A2M and downright good positioning. Things end with a big facial. Here the cover girl takes on two guys in a restaurant of sorts. She lays on their table and the guys play with her. She sucks them off and then they fuck in various positions. Naturally Patricia takes it up the ass and sure enough does while on her stomach. Honestly, the fucking is just boring in this scene. Real mechanical. Things do end with a good double facial though. Next up is blonde Sabrina. Shes a little hottie.
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Toegasms
Release date: 6/7/2004
Reviewed on: 10/17/2004 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Nasty Pixxx
Review brief: I freely admit to having a fetish. Feet turn me on. Ive been turned off good-looking guys because they had ugly feet. Ive also been turned onto very homely guys because they had beautiful feet. So a film entitled TOEGASMS seemed right up my blind alley. Its a great concept: a video devoted to foot-lovers. Unfortunately it is very poorly executed. The DVD contains three scenes and there are three performers. Each are placed with their feet propped up toward the camera as they beat off. So we spend most of the time staring at the soles of their feet. Now being neither a cobbler nor a fishmonger I am not into soles (or souls either for that matter.) Its the top of the foot and the toes that turn shrimpers on. Of course during each scene the camera awkwardly lurches and jerks to move around to give us a glimpse of the foot proper, but is only a glimpse before going right back into the same static position. Hank is the first wanker. Hes young and cute and has a friendly personality. Im gonna spank it for ya, he says into the camera.
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Buttman At Nudes A Poppin 15
Release date: 8/31/2003
Reviewed on: 10/12/2004 by animcam
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: I have enjoyed several Nudes A Poppin tapes in the past. This one, shot in 2003, does not pass the test. My major complain is that too much of the DVD was out of focus. Something went seriously wrong with at least one of the cameras and John and Tricia kept the footage in anyway. It was really driving me nuts watching this thing. My best guess is that the camera was set on manual focus and John did not notice. Everything was soft until the model walked close to the camera. And by soft, I mean unacceptably, unpleasantly soft. The exposures on all of the N-a-Pp series are always a bit of a problem because half the time they are shot against a white hot Indiana (?) sky. And the girls are generally tanned. So the video can not make the reach in exposure. Pondarosa should really supply bounce cards on the main stage and at the little spread eagle podiums. One plus: John and Tricia showed more of the audience this go-round. Sounds like Dreamgirls is also doing that. Last negative comment: less of the dancers were featured off-stage.
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Release date: 6/26/2003
Reviewed on: 11/10/2004 by astroknight
Starring: Justin Slayer, Kathy (sensational)
Studio: Sensational Video
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 53 min. Production Date: 2003 Director: None credited Cast: Kathy and Justin Slayer The Short Story Initial Expectations: Sensational has been very hit or miss for me, but Justin Slayer has been getting a lot of great attention lately and got me interested in this one. Initial Reaction: The scenes okay but the DVD as a whole lacks. Who Should Watch It : Justin Slayer and amateur porn fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting more than one scene The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is pretty clear and well balanced, but there is a little talk with the cameraman. The video leaves a little to be desired. Its decently lit, but theres a little graininess to the picture. Theres also a lot of camera shake that definitely interfered with the movie for me. Music: None Menus: The menus are extremely basic.
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Release date: 9/25/2004
Reviewed on: 11/10/2004 by Flash
Starring: Terri Hall, Jody Maxwell, Annie Sprinkle, Zebedy Colt, Nancy Dare, Dean Tait, Renee Sanz, Chad Lambert, Rod Dumont
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Directed by: Zebedy Colt
Review brief: The Devil Inside Her is a dark and gritty film which probably won't appeal to most viewers. The female cast, as is common for the time, isn't the best to look at. The story is interesting, but the sex is unerotic. If you are into the classics and like a satanic theme, rough sex and non-consensual sex, you might want to rent the title. Otherwise, I'd recommend passing on this one.
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Release date: 6/15/2004
Reviewed on: 11/10/2004 by Nutty Buddy
Starring: Christina Bella, Sarah Blue
Studio: Devil's Film
Directed by: Tristan Seagal
Review brief: Title: Teen Tryouts Audition #35 Cast: Vanessa, Ellen, Kristina Bella, Liz Honey, Sarah Blue, George Reno & Tristan Seagal Director: Tristan Seagal Studio: Devils Films Date Of Production: 6/14/04 Duration: 2:13:00 What's Happening?: straight, pussy to mouth, toys, facials Scene One: Sarah Blue & Tristan Seagal [ /image ] --> [ /image ] -->Sarah Blue has that cute thing going on. She's not bad to look at. Her and Tristan get it on in On your belly up your ass as well. This is more tamed. Tristan eats out Sarah on the bed and then Sarah returns the favor. Him eating Sarah out is probably the height of this scene. From the blowjobs to the reverse cowgirl, to the side saddle, to the cowgirl, mish and doggystyle, I was extremely bored. Sarah's pretty but not very convincing. She ends up jerking a load into her mouth to end the scene. Female Looks: 7/10 Overall Chemistry: 2/5 Scene Two: Vanessa & George Reno [ /image ] --> [ /image ] -->Vanessa is one of my favorites but I admit she is kind of scrawny and not that great looking. Average Eastern European chick.
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Release date: 9/29/2004
Reviewed on: 11/10/2004 by Kelly
Starring: T.J. Hart, David Perry, Mike Foster, Rocco Siffredi, Andrew Youngman, Frank Gun, Leslie Taylor, Frank Major, Julia Taylor, Mario Rossi, Vanda Vitus, Zora Banx, Eva Mercedes, Shanon Stone, Patricia Orsoya
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: Title: Rocco's True Anal Stories 4 Company: Evil Angel Length: 2 hours and 16 minutes (136 minutes) Production Date(s): February 3, 1999 Original Release Date: February 10, 1999 DVD Release Date: October 25, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Rocco Siffredi The Abridged Version: Europorn, to me, means sex that is often too rough and sometimes borderline misogynistic and girls that look bored as can be. I wish I could say that Rocco's True Anal Stories 4 refutes that. It actually re-inforces it. The girls here are all stupidly gorgeous, especially Mina. Most of our American contract girls are not as hot as the typical Euro gonzo girl. It is all the more frustrating then that so many of these Eurogirls are lame on-screen fucks. Yvette, Mercedes, Patricia, and Vanda are all examples of that. Julia Taylor is a tweener. The only real stories here are Mina and TJ Hart. Mina is just out of this world sexy and TJ brings an American presence though she fails to really outdo her scene counterpart Julia. So, too many of the girls here look bored.
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Release date: 11/4/2003
Reviewed on: 11/9/2004 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Roxanne Hall, Julie Meadows, Chris Cannon, Joel Lawrence, Layla Jade, Cheyne Collins, Venus, Joelean, Talon
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Roy Karch
Review brief: Julie Meadows in my best example of everything that is wrong with the contract system in porn. At her peak, she turned her back on IR and a large portion of her fan base to sign with VCA. At that point, I was unable to follow her career, and the best I can gather, she fell off the map. Shes a gifted performer, and I have never seen her do wrong on screen. She brings a passion, heat and hunger to her work that is almost non-existent these days. This title was done prior to her signing her contract, but unfortunately it appears to be her downward spiral. The title begins with Layla Jade. She takes some anal, but its a slow scene with little heat. The momentum shifts to Jolean, and even though her ass is solid gold, her work is not. Roxanne Hall looks amazing as well, but once again not enough to jump this title off. Venus comes in, and Im sure that her nasty ways are all its going to take to blast this rocket off, but the lack of heat and anal left me cold. Finally, the one woman that can save this title, Julie Meadows.
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Release date: 10/4/2004
Reviewed on: 11/9/2004 by morbidthoughts
Starring: Mary Jane, Chris Charming, Mr. Pete, Ben English, Leah Marie, Delilah Strong, Brodi, Tyra Banxxx
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: Having reviewed Naughty College School Girls 33, the first thing I noticed about this new installment is a mini-premise to each scene. It wasn't much but hey, at least I got the sense that they may actually be college school girls. I got this video because I think Delilah Strong looked great on the cover. Mary Jane & Ben English: Mary Jane is a cute dark skinned girl that may be hispanic or of south asian origin. I'll go with hispanic. Tits could be bigger but I'll take them and those nipple rings. She has a huge tattoo on her back but I can't tell what it is because it doesn't contrast that well against her skin tone. Ben gives her a foot massage which she seems to love. She's shallow with the stick but she crosses her leg over Ben's lap on the couch for an unorthodox oral position. I can hardly understand Ben's instructions to her due to that heavy accent. Sex is pretty standard but MJ is loud and sweaty. We get to see a reverse piledriver on the floor with her back not supported by anything.
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Release date: 10/8/2003
Reviewed on: 11/9/2004 by astroknight
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Brian Surewood, Mickey G., Brett Rockman, Rhiannon Bray, Barrett Blade, Talon, Brooke Ballentyne, Crystal Ray, Ariana Jollee
Studio: Kick Ass
Directed by: Andre Madness
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 114 min. Production Date: 5 / 14 / 2003 Director: Andre Madness Cast: Ariana Jolie, Brooke Balentyne, Crystal Ray, Rhiannon Bray, Barrett Blade, Brian Surewood, Brett Rockman, Steve Hatcher, Mickey G., and Talon The Short Story Initial Expectations: Its been a while since I watched anything from Kick Ass, but what I remember of them was good enough to give me pretty high expectations. Initial Reaction: Eh. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a gang bang feel without all the guys Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a movie without a trace of misogyny The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audios fairly well balanced, but it does falter at a few points. Some of the dialogue also comes across a little muddy and hard to understand. The video is also a little muddy. Its pretty clear, but theres just enough grain to notice. Theres also a few minor shadows which are just enough to notice once again.
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Release date: 4/12/2004
Reviewed on: 11/8/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Davia Ardell, Heidi Dalton, Jodi Ryder, Taylor Rain, Crissy Moran, Samy Bright
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: Taylor Rain Exposed is another New Machine compilation that would be considered a rip-off except weve come to accept these trashy productions for what they are two scenes for the star, then a bunch of junk thrown together. Who decides which other female performers go onto the disc is anyones guess, but they must just gather up the videotape from the cutting room floor and say, Heres enough material. Lets start splicing. Taylor Rain is a perpetually cute brunette who deserves a comp by herself, yet New Machine throws her in with some real scrap here. Sammy Bright is an attractive blonde, and Heidi Dalton aint bad. The others are strictly B-listers, if that.
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Release date: 8/7/2003
Reviewed on: 11/8/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Kyle Stone, Dee [II] (classic female), Taylor St. Clair, Linda Roberts, Joel Lawrence, Brooke Hunter, Don Hollywood, Monica Mayhem, Nick Manning, Jim DiGiorgio
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Jennifer James
Review brief: Wet Fantasies starts out like a good couples flick, then slowly drops off into the could have been great category. A decent looking cast is completely wasted. The girls are all above average in looks, and the sex is well captured. But the movie suffers terribly by the horrible audio. When Im in the mood to actually listen to the dialogue (usually with Mrs. Groove by my side), I hate to have to strain to hear the performers. Thats the case here. Terrible acting spoiled what little conversation I could hear. Junior high school thespians are better than these so-called professionals. The plot revolves around sexual fantasy researcher Monica Mayhem. The opening credits are still rolling when she starts chowing down on Nick Mannings cock. The action is more tender than it is hot, and it ends with a cumshot to her bloated tits. Turns out it was a dream and when Monica awakens, she is interviewing Brooke Hunter about her fantasies. Brooke, for some reason, wants to do an older guy in an alley.
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Release date: 6/8/2004
Reviewed on: 11/7/2004 by phoenix1
Starring: Militia, Cherie, Egypt, Hamilton Steele, Ava Devine, A.J. Morgann
Studio: Northstar Associates
Review brief: General Summary Purely amateur film with stupid plot about a "plumber" who makes house calls to repair plumbing (both indoor and anal) with poor camera and direction. Scenes are shot in real dumpy homes or trailers. Throughout the sex the cameraman and male performer talk to each other in working man slang which is idiotic. I didn't rent this to see a couple of guys act moronic, I rented this to see some good sex. Only reason I rented this was to see Malitia who I think has always been underrated. She doesn't make too many movies anymore which is why I had to pick this one up. This guy is a poor performer to say the least, I don't know how he got some of these girls to work with him. Scenes Cherie. Average looking girl. Way too long introduction as they argue over the house plumbing. Nothing enjoyable about the sex. Egypt. Curvaceous blond, nice breasts with clitoris piercing and large labia who acts kind of dumb. She really plays to the plot as she finds out she has to have sex to get her plumbing fixed.
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Release date: 8/16/2003
Reviewed on: 11/4/2004 by astroknight
Starring: Jessica James, Mia Domore, Lena Ramon, Veronica Snow, Gen Padova, Savannah Rose
Studio: Mother Productions
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 61 min. Production Date: 2003 Director: None credited Cast: Lena Savannah Rose, Jessica James, Lena Ramon, Veronica Snow, Gen Padova, and Mia Domore The Short Story Initial Expectations: Mother Productions / Fetish Films have had some okay movies on horribly executed DVDs. Id like to have some decent expectations, but just cant get too excited even though this title does interest me. Initial Reaction: It has its faults, but the chemistry in most of the scenes is good enough that it worked fairly well for me. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting one-on-one all girl action with an extremely heavy emphasis on rimming Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a bit of variety to the scenes The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave a bit to be desired. The audio is pretty good. It has a pretty good balance and I didnt notice any background noises. The video is a bit more problematic.
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Release date: 3/12/2004
Reviewed on: 11/2/2004 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Mark Davis, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Brad Armstrong, April, Kim Chambers, Rayveness, Cheyne Collins, Shay Sights, Voodoo, Devinn Lane, Lee Stone, Nicole Sheridan, Kristal Summers, Ashley Long, Devon Michaels
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: This is s start studded epic of biblical proportion complete with digital sound. This is also the downfall of this title. Everybodys talking about the new 4 hr Vivid comps. The irony is the fact that the scenes on those comps are exactly what Wicked turned its back on. Youll see names like Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, and the industry finest women giving anal access to these strapping black men. Youll get top shelf names in this title, D lane, N. Sheridan, D Michaels, April, K. Summers, S. Sights, A. Long. K. Chambers and Kianna. The irony comes in the fact that 85 of the above females are famous for IR. Nonetheless, this movie comes off as uptight. As I watched it, I could just envision someone walking in and stopping the shoot to announce that the owner of a blue Volvo left his or her lights on. The action her shows promise, but once again I feel like its some snobby yuppy letting off steam.
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Release date: 4/1/2003
Reviewed on: 11/1/2004 by vodka tonic
Starring: Bobby Vitale, Kylie Ireland, Dasha, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Kody, Rafe, Lee Stone, Briana Banks, Maya Divine, Darla Crane, Colt Steel
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Chi Chi LaRue
Review brief: Director : ChiChi LaRueCast : Briana Banks, Kylie Ireland, Wendy Devine, Lola, Kody, Dasha, Bobby Vitale, Rafe, Colt Steele, Lee StoneDVD Extras : Chapter selection, positions room, behind-the-scenes, bonus clips, photo gallery, weblink, multi-angles on/off5 Bonus Clips :Briana Banks & Marc Davis in "All There Is"Briana Banks, Cherie & Tony Tedeschi in "Chatterbox"Briana Banks & Bobby Vitale in "Flick"Lola & Julian in "Artemesia"Kylie Ireland, Herschell Savage & Jason McCain in "Bad Wives 2"Behind-The-Scenes extra : (20 min) ChiChi coaches Briana & Bobby for the 1st scene, then rehearses a comedy bit with Kylie Ireland and the rest of the cast. As with most of ChiChi's behind-the-scenes, the set looked both professional & very relaxed.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/31/2004 by astroknight
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Julian, Kyle Stone, Kylie Ireland, Chloe, Chris Cannon, Tina Tyler, Eric Bishop, Elizabeth X.
Studio: VCA
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 101 min. Production Date: 8 / 1999 Director: Wes Emerson Cast: Kylie Ireland, Chloe, Tina Tyler, Elizabeth X, Alexandra Silk, Julian, Eric Bishop, Chris Cannon, and Kyle Stone The Short Story Initial Expectations: With this lineup of lovely ladies I dont know how I couldnt have high expectations! Initial Reaction: This ones cursed! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting passable camera work Who Should Avoid It: Anybody with a current prescription for their glasses The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty good. Its clear and nicely balanced, but there are a few background noises during the outdoor sex. The video is okay. Its basically free of grain and pretty well lit, but does have a few problems. There are a few spots which are slightly blurry, but for a bigger problem the video looks like it doesnt know if its supposed to be in the full screen format or the letterbox format due to a large sized black bar across the bottom of the picture only.
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Release date: 1/21/2004
Reviewed on: 10/30/2004 by Nutty Buddy
Starring: Francesco Malcom, Alex Mantegna, Laura Angel, Andrea Nobili, Carmen Lajolla, Linda Sanchez, Franco Trentalance
Studio: In-X-Cess
Directed by: Andrea Lucci
Review brief: Title: Sexual Analysis Cast: Laura Angel, Megane, Sheila, Carmen Lajolla, Linda Sanchez, Alex Mantegna, Andrea Nobili, Francesco Malcom & Franco Trentalance Director: Andrea Lucci Studio: In-X-Cess Duration: 1:20:00 Date Of Production: 4/22/03 Whats Happening: Straight, anal, facials Scene One Megane Things start off with blonde Megane. In a room Megane and a guy are already going at it. She sucks him off for a good while and some crafty camera angles are mixed in there. Youll probably get bored with the fucking rather quickly though. Female Looks: 6/10 Doings: bj,reverse cowgirl,side,doggy,anal[doggy]facial Overall Chemistry: zZzZzZz Scene Two Laura Angel Laura Angel is pretty much the only reason I checked this out. Naturally this scene is good. Here brunette Laura is dressed conservatively in a yellow jacket and yellow skirt along with stockings and high heels. She has a little chat with some fellow and he instructs her to masturbate for him. Laura uses a big ol black dildo and gets herself off for him.
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Release date: 7/10/2004
Reviewed on: 10/29/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: John Strong, Michael Stefano, Roxy Jezel, Michelle B., Katin, Isabel Ice, Teagan Presley
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Michael Stefano
Review brief: Tease Me Then Please Me is Mike Longs exercise in abusing women, but it is barely convincing. Having girls beg and plead to get fucked gets a bit tiresome after a few minutes. Each scene starts with the girls looking into the camera, talking dirty, telling us how much they want to fuck, all the while playing with themselves. Long starts out with a whiney brunette, Isabel Ice, who sounds like she might be British. If so, the Queen can take her back. Shes heavyset with large, floppy boobs and a few unsightly tats. He slaps her, grabs her tits hard, makes her suck a dildo (instead of his dick!), sticks the dildo (instead of his cock) into her pussy, then cock-chokes her. Soon another stud, John Strong, enters and the guys DP the crap out of her (not literally!). They fishhook her mouth with their fingers and, in general, make her look anything but sexy.
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Release date: 8/24/2003
Reviewed on: 10/27/2004 by Nutty Buddy
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Alex, Venus, Nicole, Carol, George Uhl, Sabrina Black, Brett Rockman, K.K., Delilah Stone, Lauro Giotto, Rietha, Timonti Hayd
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Alex Ladd
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Release date: 2/20/2002
Reviewed on: 10/27/2004 by astroknight
Starring: Alec Metro, Julie Meadows, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Dillion Day, Ava Vincent, Skylar Knight, Maya Divine, Tabitha Tyler
Studio: Plum Productions
Directed by: Nic Cramer
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 74 min. Production Date: 12 / 1999 Director: Nic Cramer Cast: Ava Vincent, Julie Meadows, Skylar Knight, Tabitha Tyler, Wendy Divine, Alec Metro, Dillion Day, Evan Stone, and Randy Spears The Short Story Initial Expectations: Nic Cramer has had many more misses than hits with me. I just cant get too excited for this one, but at the same time I can see his style working well for it. Initial Reaction: Its a pretty good couples movie. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting something soft and a little artistic Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting nastier sex or a strong plot The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I dont think I heard a single background noise. The movie is presented in the widescreen format, but unfortunately is non-anamorphic widescreen rather than anamorphic, as it should be treated. Its nicely lit, but as usual with Nic Cramer theres a hint of grain.
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Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 10/24/2004 by Kelly
Starring: Mary Jane, Tony T., John West, Kat, Ashley Jordan, Mark Ashley, Kurt Lockwood, Sativa Rose, Seth Dickens, Scott Nails, Sammie Rhodes
Studio: Devil's Film
Directed by: Mike Metropolis
Review brief: Title: Teen Tryouts: Audition 37 Company: Devils Film Length: 2 hours and 7 minutes (127 minutes) Production Date(s): October 18, 2004 Release Date: October 18, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Mike Metropolis The Abridged Version: By now, you shoud know what to expect from a Devils Film video: well-executed porn with little to no tease sequences and an over-emphasis on penetration shots. The lighting will be pretty much stellar and the sound flawless, with no deceptive audio tricks putting moans or dirty talk into a girl's mouth as other companies are apt to do. Their titles are straightforward sex and the no-nonsense way in which they are presented reflects that. I used to love this. Now, I find it dreadfully boring which, as I have said in past reviews, is the worst thing porn can be. But all the cool kids in the AdultDVDTalk forum are raving about this new girl Sammie Rhodes and she does look great on the cover of Devils Film's new Teen Tryouts: Audition 37.
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Release date: 4/1/2004
Reviewed on: 10/23/2004 by Charlie
Studio: Mayhem
Review brief: Mayhem Explosions Film length: 137mins DVD features: Trailers AV Quality: The picture quality varies from good to average. The audio was very low and almost inaudible at times. Stars: Various Review: I am a big fan of wall to wall cumshot compilations and this title caught my attention as I have never seen a Mayhem production before and was curious to see how it faired against the competition. The DVD is divided up in 10 chapters and subdivided into 10 scenes. A nice feature is the ability to jump back and forth to each cumshot using the skip button on your remote. Great for tracking down your favorite sticky moment. As soon as started playing the film it sort of reminded me of the Leisure Time comps where the pops were delivered at a machine gun rate with little build up. It was kind of pull out, pop....stroke, pop....suck, pop etc. way too fast for my liking and there was no indication of who the girl was and which film it was taken from.
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Release date: 11/20/2003
Reviewed on: 10/20/2004 by Zoid
Starring: Angelica, Nikita, Robert Rosenberg, Janet, Sebastian Barrio, Titof, Ian Scott, Dora Venter, Monica Sweetheart, Greg Centauro, Andrea Moranty, Jennifer Dark, Tera Joy
Studio: Private
Review brief: It's been awhile since I saw Private title for the last time, and was wondering how they are doing. My choice was based purely on the cover this time. I thought, "Hey, reality!! That sounds interesting." Maybe they started making some kind of reality-porn. Technical Runtime: 1 hr. 38 mins (!! including two documentaries mentioned as Extras !!) Region: all Languages: English, German, French, Italian, Spanish Subtitles: Dutch, Danish, Swedish, Portuguese, Polish Audio/Video: Very good! DISC COMPLAINT: Unreadable segment!!!!!! Feature Well, the best way to describe the content of this DVD is to compare it to television. It's like you are watching PrivateTV for one and a half hours. This disc is a strange mix of porno featurettes, several "The Making Of" videos, and a porn photo session. The fencing master First small featurette. "Two enslaved students learn to wield the sword and the cock of their master." I almost spilled my coffee when I heard that.
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Release date: 7/19/2004
Reviewed on: 10/19/2004 by Zoid
Starring: Pat Myne, Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan, Jezebelle Bond, Kelle Marie, Ashley Long, Steven French, Lisa Marie, Mario Rossi, Stormy Daniels
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Skye Blue
Review brief: "Beyond time, beyond obsession, beyond fantasy...he found her." Sounds intriguing. This is a feature film with Stormy, so it's got to be worth checking out. Right? Technical Runtime: 1 hr. 17 min Region: all Audio/Video: Video is excellent. Audio is not. Feature Story Synopsis Some loser (Pat Myne) is working in a warehouse which (I think) belongs to an asshole art trader. Pat's job is to pack and unpack crates with different pieces of art. Once upon a time, he finds a box with the beautiful painting, and it puts some spell on him, in a manner of speaking. He starts to have these sexual fantasies, and eventually, becomes more confident man and quits his lousy job. Nicole Sheridan, Voodoo, Stormy (non-sex) Stormy who's wearing some sort of antique dress, is watching Nicole and Voodoo having fun. This all is taking place inside a nice chateau/villa. Nicole gives her dude a brief BJ and after that, they settle on the table an do it in cowgirl, spooning position. She stokes Voodoo and he blows in her face.
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Release date: 6/8/2004
Reviewed on: 10/19/2004 by Nutty Buddy
Starring: Sabrina, Patricia, George Uhl, Neeo, Luisa de Marco, Tristan Seagal, Sarah Blue, Janet Alfano, George Reno
Studio: Devil's Film
Review brief: Title: On Your Belly (and) Up Your Ass Duration: 2:15 Whats Happening?: Straight, anal, double penetration, P2M, A2M, footjob, spanking, hair pulling, facials Things start off with brunette Janet. Shes pretty tall and skinny with big breasts. She looks good here. This is a different Janet, not blonde Janet Alfano. She gets it on with Tristan in a bath tub, starting off with a hot blowjob and then sitting on his face. Pretty much all the fucking takes place on the outside rim of the tub and Janet manages to lay on her stomach and take it up the ass. Theres some good A2M and downright good positioning. Things end with a big facial. Here the cover girl takes on two guys in a restaurant of sorts. She lays on their table and the guys play with her. She sucks them off and then they fuck in various positions. Naturally Patricia takes it up the ass and sure enough does while on her stomach. Honestly, the fucking is just boring in this scene. Real mechanical. Things do end with a good double facial though. Next up is blonde Sabrina. Shes a little hottie.
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Release date: 6/7/2004
Reviewed on: 10/17/2004 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Nasty Pixxx
Review brief: I freely admit to having a fetish. Feet turn me on. Ive been turned off good-looking guys because they had ugly feet. Ive also been turned onto very homely guys because they had beautiful feet. So a film entitled TOEGASMS seemed right up my blind alley. Its a great concept: a video devoted to foot-lovers. Unfortunately it is very poorly executed. The DVD contains three scenes and there are three performers. Each are placed with their feet propped up toward the camera as they beat off. So we spend most of the time staring at the soles of their feet. Now being neither a cobbler nor a fishmonger I am not into soles (or souls either for that matter.) Its the top of the foot and the toes that turn shrimpers on. Of course during each scene the camera awkwardly lurches and jerks to move around to give us a glimpse of the foot proper, but is only a glimpse before going right back into the same static position. Hank is the first wanker. Hes young and cute and has a friendly personality. Im gonna spank it for ya, he says into the camera.
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Release date: 8/31/2003
Reviewed on: 10/12/2004 by animcam
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: I have enjoyed several Nudes A Poppin tapes in the past. This one, shot in 2003, does not pass the test. My major complain is that too much of the DVD was out of focus. Something went seriously wrong with at least one of the cameras and John and Tricia kept the footage in anyway. It was really driving me nuts watching this thing. My best guess is that the camera was set on manual focus and John did not notice. Everything was soft until the model walked close to the camera. And by soft, I mean unacceptably, unpleasantly soft. The exposures on all of the N-a-Pp series are always a bit of a problem because half the time they are shot against a white hot Indiana (?) sky. And the girls are generally tanned. So the video can not make the reach in exposure. Pondarosa should really supply bounce cards on the main stage and at the little spread eagle podiums. One plus: John and Tricia showed more of the audience this go-round. Sounds like Dreamgirls is also doing that. Last negative comment: less of the dancers were featured off-stage.
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