Neu Wave Hookers Review

Overview
When I got this dvd a couple weeks back I was stoked ; I was a big fan of the original from back in the day, and being a fan of Sierra Sinn & Joanna Angel I expected one kick ass remake/update. Good stuff or bad bust ? Let's see.

What I Liked
Umm, well, I liked the Original version ( minus the Traci ' angel/devil ' scene of course) , that comes with this package. And, uh, the packaging was pretty cool. Yep that's about it.

What I Disliked
Ah where to start, where to start ? Now lemme just say, I got no beef with ' alt porn'. I liked ' Joanna's Angels', I liked ' Kill girl Kill 3'. But here ? Wow. Linear plot ? Not so much. Hot sex? Not so much. Great use of great cast ? Not so much. Seeing a trend here ? I'll explain further. Kurt Lockwood & Joanna Angel, easy on the eyes eh ? I think so, Mrs B thinks so. So what does Ion/Eon(?) do with them ? He shoots them in a way that makes it appear as though your are watching from underwater, or through mud. Is that sexy ? Not for me.

This is pretty much the way it all goes from start to finish, though in truth, I did kinda like the ending mini orgy. As it was the closest thing to a real sex scene, with real heat on this disk. Had a MAJOR problem with the whole " old man hands" character/plot point. Call me dull, dense, & an old fart, but I don't really want me porn mucked up with some lecherous pedophile strolling about. WTF ???!!! DVD Quality
Well, I had a big issue in the ' artistic styling' here, so I can't say I give it high marks in the visual department.

There is great value here in the packaging.An extra disk of director's views. Intersting. The original version of ' New Wave'. Also very cool. So there is that going for it.

Overall Thoughts
Maybe it's me. Seems as though a lot of folks here at ADT dug this disk. In truth, it's a balls move to attempt something so far removed from standard ' fuck flick'. However, in my estimation, a better time would be had by one seeking ' alt porn' to check out some early Zupko ( In the days of Whore ), early Michael Ninn, ( Latex )and of course, Stagliano ( Fashionistas, especially ). Sorry Ion/Eon, I just ain't feeling it.

peace, barrettman