Explosions 2 (Mayhem) Review

Director: It's a cumshot compilation

Extras:
Sex Talk: Poor-quality ads for phone sex. Se Habla Espanol! We also accept checks by phone!
Website: Sin City dot-com has stuff on it. Apparently.
Trailers: Individual Previews for: Clusterfck 3, New Whores, Fuck Doll Sandwich, Ass Fucked, Dementia.
Gallery: A bunch of hi-res action stills that you navigate yourself in step format.

Well here we have another cumshot compilation, this time from Mayhem, and featuring 84 chapters worth of cumshots, culled from Mayhem's body of work. As the source material varies so absolutely widely, the quality of every part of it varies hugely. There are some gorgeous women here, and some you'd truely avoid, there is some passionate sex here (or the end of it), and there is the most mechanical of sex. There is good camerawork, and there is rubbish, there is some decent quality video footage, and there is (a lot of) stuff that looks like it was shot by my cat on a VHS home video camera circa 1989, As Quality control is not a huge point of contention for porn in general, it's definately not present in 95% of cumshot compilations and this is no exception.

Many, but not all of the scenes are facials, some feature the final minute of so of fucking, but some start with the guy's hand-assisted firing of the jellygoop. It features Facials, Anal, Unedited A2OGM, Cumswapping, Swallowing (with "proof" shot), Salad Tossing, anal cumshots into the opened-up butthole (and having it eaten by another girl), a Wonder Woman Star tattoo on someone's stomach, DP, the world's scrawniest male performer, giant anal dildo insertion, massive gaping assholes with cumfarting and the licking up of said cumfart, far too much badly-shot outdoor anal piledriver and a "proper" anal creampie..

A number of the scenes feature two girls (often with cumswapping), or two guys, but nowhere are there any form of credits provided, and as I'm far from the best at performer IDs, here is a very limited list of whom I recognised in this thing:

Alex Sanders
Lauren Phoenix
Katja Kassin
Alicia Rhodes
One of the Thai sisters
Julian
Skeeter
Vicky Vette
Gia Jordan
Julian St Jox
Roxy Jezel
Olivia O'Lovely
Melissa Lauren

There were of course other girls who's faces I'd seen before but could not put a face to, and some who appeared many, many times, which could be good or bad depending on your likes of the oft-repeated performers. One thing that really did begin to grate before the halfway point was constantly seeing the same girls in the same positions in the same locations, with the same shitty video quality. Memo to Mayhem - at least one of your directors/cameramen could really benefit from some professional lessons in lighting video outdoors. And indoors. So much of this disc looks as though it's been shot on "green box" mode (aka auto-everything) on a consumer handycam.

If you attempt to watch this disc in one sitting, you will quickly become bored out of your skull. Even though these comps are meant (I assume) as a "dip in, dip out" kind of disc, the fact that none of the scenes or the menu features performer names makes it hard to throw in the disc and quickly rub one out to that Taylor Rain facial. For this reason, I'd recommend Northstar's "Deep throat This: Take That" over this title, but it's not bad if you can pick it up cheap. Technically, the disc is ok, but due to the wide range of source material, the scenes' vision quality is a wide mix. Given the 2hrs 20mins running time of this disc, I'd imagine there's a good 20-30 minutes of worthwhile footage included, along with a boatload of below average stuff, and a lot of crap.

If it was really cheap, I couldn't blame someone for buying this, but it's still quite average overall..

4/10