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Live and Loaded in Switzerland Review

Mach 2 Entertainment

Live and Loaded in Switzerland at Jeedoo.com

Studio: Mach 2 Entertainment

Category:  Foreign

Directed by: Otto Bauer

Starring: Renee Pornero, Audrey Hollander, Angelique Morreau, Nikki Rider, Salma de Nora

Released on: 8/11/2005

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Reviewed by picman  on  1/31/2006
It would appear that Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer and friends went on a barnstorming tour of Swiss sex clubs. Travelling like rockstars and putting on shows in front of live audiences. Sounds pretty cool. The other women include Renee Pornero, Nikki Rider, Salma De Nora, Livia Choice and Angelique Morreau. Renee is the only one I could pick out of a lineup and Nikki is the only other one I've ever heard of. It's a novel approach for a porn video and could generate some interesting performances.

The video opens on the arrival of the sex stars to Switzerland and the bus ride to their hotel. Quick MTV cuts with musical accompaniment. The first staged appearance has Audrey playing with a dildo on a couch and some lesbian play by two of her crew on an adjacent bed. She crawls across the floor to a caged Renee Pornero. Audrey gets her ass and pussy played with through the bars. She and Renee are both wearing long, black latex gloves and takes four fingers easily in her pussy. I'm quite sure Otto has a fisting scene in his stash from this sequence but there's a quick cut to a view of the gallery of people watching. Audrey frees Renee from her prison and the lesbian lovers have amped up their tryst with a double dong. Renee and Audrey get into some veg action themselves and the cameras are turned on the bed for the other couple. When next seen, Audrey has Zenza Raggi's fat cock down her throat. Otto's camera is on the other girls and he's getting horny watching them. He whips his cock out and we have twin threesomes going. Audrey fucks Zenza in RCA, Renee doing A2OGM. Otto goes anal in up and over doggy. He lines both women up side by side so he can slide into the other's ass. Audrey's being double dipped with the assistance of Renee's gloved hand. Otto's girls have gone to RCA and A2OGM. Renee gets fucked by Zenza in CG while Audrey gets face fucked by her husband. Sufficiently lubed he goes balls deep in Renee's ass for a DP. Cut to Audrey on Zenza in RCA, Otto joins him for a DAP. He pulls out and skull fucks her. Cut to piledriver anal. A2OGM for the blonde of the other couple. The other three girls are all ass up in a piledriver circle and Zenza's walking through them and dipping into their open bungs one by one. Otto plays follow the leader and it's musical bungholes. They go back to the threesomes and Zenza cums in the brunette's mouth. Otto skull fucks Audrey again, leaving a deposit in her mouth and spreading it across her face, to be played with by the other two women.
A frenetically paced scene that's accentuated by the hard music. Done in extreme closeup it's hard to gauge what it must have looked like to the audience. The cuts come so quickly that there are only moments of good eroticism.

The second performance opens with the brunette from earlier sucking on Audrey's strapon. Zenza and another guy can be seen in the background entertaining three other women. Otto teams with his wife to provide cock at both ends. Mish anal for the brunette. The blonde is in a standing 69 with the other guy, possibly Horst. Otto goes up and over doggy anal with Audrey sucking his dirty cock. RC for the blonde and Zenza's getting ridden in CG next to them. Deep throat A2M for the brunette, then Audrey rides the cock in RC while getting her dildo sucked. Doggy for the blonde and spoon for another brunette that looks like a pumped up Taylor Rain. Audrey's moved her strapon into the blonde's mouth while her husband takes a proper bj. Cut to Otto cornholing the blonde in a raised doggy. Doggy anal for the first brunette next to him. She goes to RCA on the next cut and Audrey sucks Otto. He moves into the brunette's open pussy for a DP and she gets airtight for a moment when Zenza dips into her face. Otto backs off to find some pussy for himself. Or lube. The other brunette sucks his cock and Audrey's stacked onto the blonde awaiting the anal invasion that comes soon enough. Other cocks show up to party in Audrey's heinie, Zenza sliding from hers to the blonde's. Otto and Horst create a brunette sandwich with A2M. Audrey and Zenza in doggy anal with some oral input. Three RCA's on stage simultaneously, Audrey being stretched and gaped. The first brunette takes a pussy ride, the blonde has a helper tongue for her clit and Horst's dick. The three women do a synchronized turn to CG anal with the requisite A2M as they go. Somebody double stuffs Audrey's ass. Zenza, I think. Then she does double A2M. He dumps his load in the hot redhead's mouth. Horst shoots major choad onto the blonde's upturned ass with the second brunette's face right there. Otto finishes in his wife's mouth and she shares cummy kisses with the first brunette.
It's like a three ring circus with similar acts choreographed along the stage. Audrey is out front at all times and is clearly the headliner here.

Zenza has the second brunette dancing in front of him, her pussy very wet. She gags on his fat cock while another couple are getting at it next to them. It's the same blonde from the first performance and Kevin Long. He's finger fucking and stretching her pussy. CG for Zenza, his fat hog filling her pussy. Mish anal for the blonde. Audrey can be seen watching from sidestage as the girls get skull fucked by Zenza. He gets some ass in doggy. The hot brunette's first buggering of the show. CG vag for the blonde. Both girls suck Zenza clean. Mish for the blonde, RCA for the brunette. Both girls get fucked in mish, head to head, and they both get messy facials with PCH and cumswallowing along with post pop kissing.
The attempt to keep things moving quickly is taking out most of the heat that's being generated.

Audrey and Renee are back together and doing what looks like a strip show. Renee sits on Horst for a lap dance and Audrey inhales Kevin's(?) cock. Renee does some dick diving herself and shows some skill of her own. The camera's right there as throats get filled and cock drool splashes the lens. Otto's found another slut throat to train, and from her Hispanic look I'm guessing Salma. Renee rides CG, Audrey alongside in RCA. DP for Renee, doggy anal for Audrey, Salma does A2OGM. DPP for Renee. RCDAP for Audrey, the crowd cheering. Mish anal with Otto, then RCA. Up and over doggy vag for Renee, then deep in her ass. Salma rides CG next to her. Audrey plays with a glass dildo in Renee's ass while she's being dogged herself. CGDP for Salma. Audrey stacked on Renee, both getting ass probed by the glass dildo courtesy of Horst. Salma rides in RC and helps Renee suck Otto's cock. He goes up and over into Renee's ass. Audrey's taking fat dick in mish and A2P. Cumshot onto her wide open asshole and the other two ladies play with it. Otto gives Audrey an anal creampie in piledriver, and the third shot mirrors the first. Renee and Salma go mining for cum and Audrey sucks it off of Renee's hand. Cumswap with Salma to the delight of the crowd.
It's a source of frustration when it looks like something really good is getting started, the stripperlike beginning for instance, and just gets cut to quick action. With all the scenes being so similar it would be nice to slow things down once in awhile.

Some lesbian toy play with the first brunette getting fucked by the blonde from the second performance. Horst's cock is stuck in her face, lubing it for an up and over doggy anal that creates a technical DP. The blonde is there to suck balls and do A2OGM. She gets face fucked while brunette 1 gets doggied as she licks Salma's snatch. Zenza goes deep into the blonde's ass in up and over doggy and brunette 1 rides CG on Horst. Salma fucks herself with a double dong. Zenza face fucks the blonde while she's doing a heel grab and Horst walks over to put her on the rotisserie. Salma rims Zenza, Horst goes long on blondie's ass. Salma and the brunette share the double dong and the blonde is DP'd in RC. Cut to DPP in CG. Salma rides Zenza in RC, then an anal reaming in mish. The brunette eats Salma's gash and takes it in doggy anal from Zenza. Horst has both women suck him off. Mish anal for the blonde. Salma deep throats Zenza and takes his tribute on her tongue. The brunette fucks her own ass with the dong and Horst drops his load onto the blonde's face and mouth.
Keeping the headliners fresh, the second team comes in to do a credible job in another fast moving scene.

This scene actually starts at the beginning of the journey with the stars being bussed from the airport. Some in store entertainment at a video outlet. Pretty girls being shot of Audrey, clips of the stage action and lighting setups, candid moments in the hotel and cafeteria, all shown in montage.
Only a little illumination as to the nature of the production which all seems to have taken place in a discoteque. Just clips randomly inserted.

There's an afterparty and these horndogs are still going at it. Audrey's dungarees are pulled down for Zenza to mount in doggy anal while Otto feeds her face. The guys trade spaces after Zenza exhibits problems holding his load. He fucks Audrey against the wall and moves on to the supporting cast, getting head from the second blonde. Audrey continues to entertain two cocks as Horst joins Otto. Her holes are huge as the camera explores the damage. They labelled this an afterparty but there are still women being informed that they're due on the stage. All the other girls are leaving and it appears that Audrey is the party. P2A, A2P, she's just one pliant hole. Audrey's left to a one on one with Kevin and has an orgasm, then implores him to cum in her mouth as a reward. He has trouble getting off and she goes down on him. He takes things into his own hands to finally prime the pump and hands off to Audrey when he's ready. She jerks out a meager load and the party's over.
This was more coherent than the rest of the video and Audrey shows that she's more than a performer. She's a horny slut, down for anything at any time. Gotta love her.

Epilogue This video falls far short of the mark on many levels. The sex is cut like an MTV video, moving through the sex quickly and jumping around to a soundtrack that just sounds too hard and repetitive. There's no information or background offered to give us some context for what's actually going on. It would appear that they did all these performances in one club. How many days and performances were there exactly? Who was in the audience? What about the cast, any identifications? Was the music we're hearing a sweetened version of what was accompanying the stage act? If ever a video screamed for a BTS, this one did. Unfortunately, we're only treated to a video montage of the preparation and backstage stuff. This could have been assembled as a pornumentary and been interesting on its own merits. Alas, that's not what we're left with. It's like half of a good idea in its execution. There were scenes that, although different in content, seemed the same in spirit. Why not throw in extended tease in one of the scenes to break things up and get us into the women? I'm sure the audience saw more than we did. In fact, why not explore the denizens of the gallery a little. Too Behind The Green Door-ish? I guess using sexier music would have been out of the question. Just a thought.
The Disk A photo gallery. Period.
Recommendation Pass it by.


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