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Boxcover for I Dream of Queenie
I Dream of Queenie

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/16/2002 by necromania

Starring: Steve, Paul, Sharon, Rick, Lisa, Christie, Heather
Studio: Metro


Review brief: While this particular film has a loose plot since it is a spoof of the television series "I Dream of Jeannie," I'm skipping over it, because it's retarded. Scene 1: The sex in this scene stars with Paul Morgan licking Lisa Lawrence's tits. Personally, I think Lisa Lawrence is one of the hottest transexuals out there, so even this mediocre scene does something for me. Soon, Paul Morgan's blowing Lisa Lawrence and plays with her tits every once in awhile. Lisa has a pretty big cock, but it only looks good under certain conditions. Lisa Lawrence then blows Paul Morgan. After he's had, the movie immediately cuts to Paul anally fucking Lisa doggystyle. Insertion shots are hot! Why isn't there one?! The way the movie was shot and edited together really annoyed me simply in the fact of how noticeable it was. We either see Paul fucking Lisa in wide shots showing the whole scene or close-ups of Lisa's face. During the close-ups of Lisa's face, the fucking looks much more energetic and interesting than the casualness of the wide shots.
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Paige Shagwell P.I.: Lust At Sea

Release date: 10/3/2001
Reviewed on: 1/10/2002 by astroknight

Starring: Milena, Lita Chase, Jason Ryder, Audra, Angelo, Paige Shagwell, Jessica Ryder, Kelly Winters, Kendall Jackson, Scott Manuel, Travis Knight
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Jim Gunn

Review brief: Running Time: 109 min. Production Date: 08 / 2000 Director: Jim Gunn Cast: Paige Shagwell, Audree, Kendall Jackson, Lita Chase, Milena, Kelly Winters, Jessica Ryder, Jake Ryder, Scott, Manuel, and Joe Shagwell Initial Expectations: Outside of having some great taste in music, Jim Gunn can make some fun pornos. Im hoping this is one of them. Initial Reaction: Its kind of fun but nothing too special. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who likes long scenes and who doesnt care for anal sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes quick scenes, nasty sex, or a well done plot Audio /Video Quality: The audio varies a little depending on the location but is normally balanced fairly well. The inside scenes sound pretty good and are nicely balanced. The outside scenes vary, with some of them having quite a bit of wind noise and other distractions. The scenes on the boat lie somewhere in between, and even change in quality depending on the camera angle.
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Boxcover for Lifeguard
Lifeguard

Release date: 12/20/2000
Reviewed on: 1/10/2002 by YogaGrrl

Starring: Randy Spears, Jon Dough, Danielle Rogers, Devon Shire, Heather St. Clair, Jennifer Stewart, Lance Carrington, Cerrise, Andre Shields
Studio: Vivid Wave
Directed by: Joe Gage

Review brief: Cast: Jennifer Stewart, Heather Sinclair ("Heather St. Clair" on box), Danielle Rogers, Casey ("Cerrise" aka K.C. Williams), Devon Shire, Sean Michaels ("Andre Shields"), Lance Haywood ("Lance Carrington"), Randy Spears and Jon Dough Director: Paul Thomas Production date: 12/1/00 (box); 4/27/00 (opening statement); 1990 (VHS release) Length: 76 min. Extras: Ten previews and 24 bonus scenes. This is a double-sided disc, with most of the extras on the flip side. I am unable to find the biographies advertised on the box. Audio/visual quality: During portions of this feature, the audio is imperfectly synched with the video (the actors' mouths move first, and their voices follow a fraction of a second later). Video noise disrupts the picture in a few places, but it's extremely brief and not highly noticeable. Crew members' shadows are occasionally visible. Emphasis is placed on medium length shots, with above average attention to facial expressions.
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Boxcover for Paige Shagwell P.I.: Undercover Lap Dancer
Paige Shagwell P.I.: Undercover Lap Dancer

Release date: 10/3/2001
Reviewed on: 1/9/2002 by astroknight

Starring: Gina Lynn, Angelo, Paige Shagwell, Joe Shagwell, Jessica Ryder, Azreal Archer, Travis Knight
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Jim Gunn

Review brief: Running Time: 109 min. Production Date: 08 / 2000 Director: Jim Gunn Cast: Paige Shagwell, Gina Lynn, Azrael Archer, Mariah Myst, Jessica Ryder, Joe Shagwell, Angelo, and Travis Initial Expectations: This sounds like a fun feature, which Jim Gunn can do well. Initial Reaction: Its pretty average. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who likes a lot of light plot and long scenes or who doesnt like anal sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt like fast forward fodder or who wants really hardcore sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and nicely balanced. The video is pretty good, but does have some grain and inconsistent lighting. Music: The music is pretty standard porn music. It starts out nicely balanced with the rest of the audio but gets louder later in the feature. Menus: The main menu has some animation and clips from the movie worked in that give the DVD a kind of fun feel from the start.
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Boxcover for Cumback Pussy 21: "Wicked Ways"
Cumback Pussy 21: "Wicked Ways"

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/3/2002 by VictoriO

Starring: T.T. Boy, Leanni Lei, Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Johnni Black, Tyce Bune, Coral Sands, Monique, Elle, Mickey G., Tony Montana, Nacho Vidal, Aspen Brock, Alana Evans
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Dion Giarrusso

Review brief: Cumback Pussy 21: Wicked Ways (1999) Director & Producer: Dion Giarrusso Starring: Leanni Lei, Alana Evans, Johnni Black, Tabitha Taylor, Elle, Coral Sands, Monique, Mark Davis, Mickey G., etc... Special Features: Chapters, Trailers, Photo Galleria & Websites Company: Elegant Angel -This is an OK series, the earlier installations are cool while the later ones are not worth rooting over (with the exception of Cumback Pussy 19: Ridin' The A Train, which starred 2 of the best Black females in porn: Obsession & Cinnabunz). This series has it's ups & downs but I agree with many that it should have stopped a bit earlier. Not that good of a series. I saw this during the summer of 2000 & what attracted me was Leanni Lei. Damn, why did she retire already? Anyway, though I already saw the film, I rented the DVD so that I can give it a review. The best thing about this film is Leanni Lei (Color Blind 2 & Bottom Feeders) & Alana Evans (Straight A Students 3 & Gag Factor) . So, I'll give this a informative, yet short, review.
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Boxcover for Intensity (Hot Desert Nights)
Intensity (Hot Desert Nights)

Release date: 9/11/2001
Reviewed on: 1/2/2002 by joeblow69


Studio: Marina Pacific


Review brief: [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Director: Ray Butler Cast: Steve Dragon, Larry Wolf, Joey Reese, Bob Lowe, Eli Horst, Gavin Press Story: 3 barely related scenes filled with bareback sex, cum eating, and lots and lots of dildos. Scene One Joey Reese and Bob Lowe start things off in front of a wall covered in dildos. Both are decent enough looking, I guess, with average builds. After a little foreplay, Joey slides his condomless cock up Bobs ass. I have to say, it sure is nice to see bare flesh rubbing up together the view is only spoiled a bit by Joeys flat ass. Once you get over the fact that theyre barebacking, the sex is rather mundane. Things get a little more interesting near the end when Joey stuffs both a big black dildo and his dick up Bobs used ass, and it sure is nice to see a scene end with an internal cumshot. (Im not sure how much I really needed to see Bob fart the cum out his ass, though). This is probably the best of the 3 scenes.
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Boxcover for Bottom Dweller 5, The
Bottom Dweller 5, The

Release date: 11/2/2001
Reviewed on: 12/28/2001 by CAPSULE

Starring: Alexandra Silk, Tom Byron, Sana Fey, Roxanne Hall, Brian Surewood, Sean Michaels, Raylene, Lexi Leigh, J.J. Michaels, Randee Lee, Marc Wallice, Alex Stone, Hatman, Julian St. Jox, Sally Layd, Suzi Suzuki, Tonisha Mills, Donna Warner, Precious Silver, Peter Romero, Hailey, Patrick Collins, Marc Marcus
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Patrick Collins

Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW Bottom Dweller 5 by Patrick Collins (126 min.) Featuring: Tonisha Mills, Sana Fey, Raylene, Lexi Leigh, Suzi Suzuki, Randee Lee, Warner, Hayley, Roxanne Hall, Mustang Sally Layd, Precious Silver, and Alexandra Silk Synopsis: Harry Dweller has just recovered from the loss of his boat. How will he purchase another one? Overall: Skip it unless Warner and Roxanne Hall gets you going! DVD Quality: For a 1997 video, the DVD transfer holds up well. Extras: It is the standard Elegant Angel DVD fare. Likes: The English Tarts Warner, Hayley, and Roxanne give great performances. Dislikes: Suzi Suzuki! SEX HIGHLIGHTS: For those who don't already know, the bottom dweller is the ship that blew up in the opening credits.
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Boxcover for Tales from the Pink
Tales from the Pink

Release date: 6/25/2000
Reviewed on: 12/23/2001 by astroknight

Starring: Ian Daniels, Alyssa Allure, Alec Metro, Mark Davis, Temptress, Elena, Charlie, Shayla LaVeaux, Cheyenne, Stephanie Swift, Dante, Amber Michaels, Rayveness, Megan Matthews, Todd Alexander, Amia More, Michelle Milano, Shell Rene, Amberli, Chennin, Jeremy Iron, Johnny Packwood, John Severson, Tom Cat
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nick Orleans

Review brief: Running Time: 88 min. Production Date: 12 / 12 / 1998 (cover) 01 / 10 / 1999 (feature) Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Shayla LaVeaux, Stephanie Swift, Amber Michaels, Alyssa Allure, Elena, Charlie, Temptress, Alec Metro, Ian Daniels, Mark Davis, Dante, Johnny Packwood, Michelle Milano, Rayveness, Chennin Blanc, Amberli, Amia More, Megan Mathews, Shell Rene, Cheyne Collins, Todd Alexander, Jeremy Iron, Tom Cat, and John Severson (NOTE: Many of these arent in actual foreground sex scenes but do have sex in the background and a few are in non-sex roles) Initial Expectations: Ive really enjoyed a lot of Nick Orleans features, which gives me good hopes here as well. Initial Reaction: Its not the most impressive DVD overall, but the feature is typical for Nick Orleans, whose style Ive always enjoyed. Who Should Watch It : Couples looking for slightly artistic sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for very hardcore sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio is nicely balanced and clear.
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Boxcover for Comeback
Comeback

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/20/2001 by Rieekan

Starring: Asia Carrera, Michael J. Cox, Ian Daniels, T.T. Boy, Steven St. Croix, Christy Canyon, Shelby Stevens, Jenteal, Tony Tedeschi, Christa Rain, Dallas (ambiguous)
Studio: Vivid Wave
Directed by: Paul Thomas

Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Paul Thomas. * DURATION: »90mins. * STARRING: Asia Carrera, Christa Rain, Christy Canyon, Dallas, Jenteal & Shelby Stevens. OVERALL: A fun movie for Christy Canyons 90s comeback. The story is light but entertaining though, as always, Vivid sex leaves a fair bit to be desired particularly as Christy doesnt seem too enthusiastic with men. A decent film overall with some funny moments and some erotic moments, especially in the scene with Christy and Jenteal. FEMALE LOOKS: I got started in porn after Christy retired, so I dont know how she looked at her peak. Here her face is a little gaunt but she is still attractive with a natural appeal, though the famous massive (natural) breasts are starting to sag. The girls in the first three scenes Christa, Dallas and Shelby are average, and Ive never thought highly of Asias looks. Jenteal however looks gorgeous and suitably innocent for her first girl-girl scene. MALE LOOKS: About average with Ian Daniels, Michael J. Cox, Steve St. Croix, Tony Tedeschi and TT Boy.
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Boxcover for North Pole 19
North Pole 19

Release date: 8/15/2001
Reviewed on: 12/16/2001 by astroknight

Starring: Peter North, Kimberly, Jade, Diamond, Barbie, Sweet Nicky, Judy Star
Studio: Digital Sin


Review brief: Running Time: 93 min. Production Date: 11 / 30 / 2000 Director: Peter North Cast: Judy Starr, Sweet Nicky, Diamond 4ever, Barbie Belle, Kimberly, Jade, and of course, Peter North Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed luck with this series, but lately its been improving which gives me a little hope. Initial Reaction: Its pretty typical for the series, which is good and bad. Who Should Watch It : Fans of gonzo sex and Peter North Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for a plot or really high production values. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is normally clear, but the balance gets off in a few places. Theres also a few places where its very obviously dubbed. The dubbed spots are normally outside and are balanced together nicely to at least sound like a good balance even if it doesnt synch with the video. There are a few background noises here and there, which probably helps to explain why there were the dubbed sequences.
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Boxcover for Sluts Of The Nyle 5: Interracial Sluts
Sluts Of The Nyle 5: Interracial Sluts

Release date: 7/27/2001
Reviewed on: 12/9/2001 by astroknight

Starring: Kelsey Heart, Mark Anthony, Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, Monique, Sierra, Jewel De'Nyle, Joel Lawrence, Kirsty Love
Studio: Jill Kelly Productions
Directed by: Jewel De'Nyle

Review brief: Running Time: 88 min. Production Date: 6 / 04 - 05 / 2001 Director: Jewel DeNyle Cast: Monique, Kelsey, Sierra, Jewel DeNyle, Kristi Love, Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, Joel Lawrence, and Mark Anthony Initial Expectations: Im not normally that big on interracial sex, but this cast makes me look forward to it! Initial Reaction: Its a pretty good inter-racial feature. Who Should Watch It : Fans of inter- racial sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for a plot or who wants to see people of the same color getting it on. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is a little off balance at times, but normally pretty good. There are a few background noises in places, and theyre fairly noticeable. The video is pretty clear, but does have a little pixelation in places and a little grain. Music: Much of the music has kind of a dark African feel (no racial pun intended) with a lot of drums. Its very well balanced, which is a good thing because all of the drums could really ruin this scene.
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Boxcover for 110% Natural (Red Light District)
110% Natural (Red Light District)

Release date: 11/12/2001
Reviewed on: 12/9/2001 by astroknight

Starring: Isabella, Nacho Vidal, Alberto Rey, Szilvia, Franco Roccaforte, Toni Ribas, Mick Blue, Sabrina Black, Mandy Bright, Lisa Sparkle, Lara Stevens, Lilou, Jaimie Ivanov
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Toni Ribas

Review brief: Running Time: 124 min. Production Date: 10 / 01 / 2001 Director: Tony Ribas Cast: Iana, Tony Ribas, Nacho Vidal, Jazmin, Isabella, Laura, Mick Blue, Alberto Rey, Sylvia, Mandy Bright, Lili, Lisa, Franco Roccaforte, and Sophie Evans in a non-sex role Initial Expectations: I love the idea of a movie with all natural women. I hope it lives up to the idea. Initial Reaction: The feature is a little better than average, but the DVD leaves quite a bit to be desired as a whole. Who Should Watch It : Raincoaters who like girls with real tits Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a little story to go with their porn or sex that feels fresh Audio /Video Quality: From the start 110 Natural appears to be a very low budget feature, but some attention has been paid to the technical aspects. The audio is okay, but there is a bit of background noise here and there and it seems a little maxed out in a couple places.
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Boxcover for Load Lovers (Caballero)
Load Lovers (Caballero)

Release date: 9/1/2000
Reviewed on: 12/6/2001 by rizknox

Starring: Nici Sterling, Sierra, Davia Ardell, Rachel St. Marie, Denise Conners
Studio: Caballero


Review brief: I picked up "Load Lovers" because it was on sale for around $6.00. I liked the title and was hoping to watch some hot chicks suck up some hot loads. For $6.00 I had nothing to lose. Quite simply it was "average." But I give it props for a cool blowjob scene that used some cool close-up angles that bobbed with the bitch as she ate her cream pop. The first scene involves a very sexy blonde who videotapes her naughty session with some dude. They take turns putting the camera in various angles while she gobbles on his cock, plays with her pussy, he eats her out from behind, and while they fuck. Nothing all that exciting here. A lot of common angles. Things heat up a touch more when he finally pops her super-tight ass...but unfortunately the best angle of that (her ass up high as his cock pumps down into it) only lasts for a few seconds.
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Boxcover for 2001 AVN Awards
2001 AVN Awards

Release date: 10/11/2001
Reviewed on: 11/28/2001 by Kate

Starring: Serenity, Inari Vachs, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Raylene, Taylor Hayes, Jenna Jameson, Jewel De'Nyle, Midori, Joel Lawrence, Sydnee Steele
Studio: VCA


Review brief: Well, the DVD is a lot less expensive than going to the actual show. And it is more entertaining. But thats not saying much. If youre unfamiliar with the AVN Awards Show Groundskeeper Willies Adult Video Snooze Awards sums up the experience quite well. Its boring. And long. The major difference between the DVD and the show are the video clips. The DVD provides 3-minute clips from the award winning scenes. There are plenty of ways to access the scenes from simple, easy-to-use menus (by star, by award, or just watch the whole 2+ hour show.) The disc opens with Chi Chi LaRues Fashion Slut Review. Chi Chi is great on camera, but even when she was criticizing the outfits she seemed to be holding back. The dresses ranged from loincloths to classy gowns. Theres some T&A, a pussy cam, and pole dancers. But mostly the footage is stars reading nominees, thanks speeches from winners, and mini-interviews. If youre even considering shelling out the money for the show, watch this DVD first. Otherwise Im not sure who the target audience is...
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Boxcover for Naughty Favors
Naughty Favors

Release date: 7/8/2001
Reviewed on: 11/23/2001 by astroknight

Starring: Tony Martino, Jeanie Rivers, Allysin Embers, Summer Breeze, Lee Stone, Adajja, Tyler Wood, Jason McCain, Angelina DiCarlo
Studio: Plum Productions
Directed by: Stefan Rossini

Review brief: Running Time: 81 min. Production Date: 06 / 2000 (cover) 07 / 2000 (feature) Director: Stefan Rossini Cast: Adajja, Angelina DiCarlo, Allysin Embers, Jeanie Rivers, Summer Breeze, Jason McCain, Lee Stone, Chuck Martino, and Tyler Wood Initial Expectations: Theres some nice underrated talent here that should make this worth watching. Initial Reaction: Its pretty average. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who likes long continuous shots of the same position Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for plot or high production values Audio /Video Quality: Its obvious there isnt much of a budget here, although the production values arent too bad. Theres a little background noise in the scenes, such as planes flying over when the action is outdoors, and the audio is a little unbalanced in places. The only really bad thing about the audio is that you occasionally get to hear the stars being given directions, which always brings down scenes for me.
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Boxcover for Boobtown Betties
Boobtown Betties

Release date: 10/12/2001
Reviewed on: 11/23/2001 by astroknight

Starring: Chris Cannon, Heather Lynn, Miko Lee, Cheyne Collins, Tony Martino, Jeanie Rivers, Paige Sinclair, Lee Stone, Shawna Sexton
Studio: Plum Productions
Directed by: Stefan Rossini

Review brief: Running Time: 80 min. Production Date: 06 / 2000 (cover) 07 / 2000 (feature) Director: Stefan Rossini Cast: Heather Lyn, Jeanie Rivers, Miko Lee, Paige Sinclair, Shawna Sexton, Chris Cannon, Cheyne Collins, Lee Stone, and Chuck Martino Initial Expectations: For some reason, the name alone doesnt give me much confidence in this being a good title, but it does have some good talent which makes me kind of expect a sleeper. Initial Reaction: Its extremely average but was held back by the camera work and editing. Who Should Watch It : Fans of long scenes without many camera angle changes Who Should Avoid It: Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very uneven and often poorly balanced. In the opening outdoor scene, you can hear water splashing in the background easier than the trash talking between the stars in the foreground. Theres also some very poor dubbing which is obvious because the same voice is saying two different things at the same time in a couples scene.
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Boxcover for Cheerleaders Misbehavin' 2
Cheerleaders Misbehavin' 2

Release date: 10/6/2001
Reviewed on: 11/22/2001 by astroknight

Starring: Billy Glide, Envy, Cheyne Collins, Tony Martino, Jeanie Rivers, Lee Stone, Adajja, Nikita Denise, Dru Berrymore
Studio: Plum Productions
Directed by: Stefan Rossini

Review brief: Running Time: 82 min. Production Date: 6 / 2000 (cover) 09 / 2000 (feature) Director: Stefan Rossini Cast: Jeanie Rivers, Drew Berrymore, Nakita Denise, Envy, Adajja, Cheyne Collins, Chuck Martino, Lee Stone, and Billy Glide Initial Expectations: Its got cheerleaders, so it cant be all bad. Initial Reaction: Who Should Watch It : Fans of cheerleaders and raincoaters Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a plot or high technical quality Audio /Video Quality: The audio is surprisingly well balanced and clear. Theres a little background noise here and there that are a little distracting and could have been easily covered up by a little music. The video is surprisingly clear. Theres a little grain to the picture and a little pixelation here and there, but its much better than I expected from a low budget feature such as this. Music: None. Menus: The menus are very simple with some fun animation. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip from the scene.
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Boxcover for Naughty Nurses 5 (Outlaw)
Naughty Nurses 5 (Outlaw)

Release date: 10/16/2000
Reviewed on: 11/22/2001 by astroknight

Starring: Billy Glide, Cheyne Collins, Tony Martino, Jeanie Rivers, Paige Sinclair, Summer Breeze, Lee Stone, Sky Taylor, Dru Berrymore
Studio: Outlaw
Directed by: Stefan Rossini

Review brief: Running Time: 79 min. Production Date: 07 / 2000 (cover) 09 / 2000 Director: Stefan Rossini (Vince Colo is listed on the cover) Cast: Jeannie Rivers, Drew Berrymore, Paige Sinclair, Sky Taylor, Summer Breeze, Cheyne Collins, Chuck Martino, Billy Glide, and Lee Stone Initial Expectations: I was so impressed with Naughty Nurses 4 that I had to watch this one as soon as I finished. Initial Reaction: Its nowhere near as good as its predecessor. Who Should Watch It : Fans of nurses Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt think nurses are sexy Audio /Video Quality: The audio varies quite a bit. Sometimes its very clear, and other times its muddy and unbalanced. There are also a lot of background noises which distract from the real action frequently. The video is much better, but does have a bit of grain and a few shadows. Music: None. Menus: The menus are simple, but contain a nice bit of animation.
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Boxcover for Dirty Hairy (All Worlds)
Dirty Hairy (All Worlds)

Release date: 11/18/2001
Reviewed on: 11/18/2001 by TouchDown Tony

Starring: Frankie LaRue, Dulce
Studio: All Worlds Video


Review brief: Its short. Its funny! Its sexy...sometimes! IT is Mike Donners trifle, DIRTY HARRY, brought to us by those nice people at All Worlds Video. With the exception of discovery Zach Warner, all the men are rugged, hirsute hunks with nicely bronzed bodies and each and every one of them has seven inches or more to offer to eager bottoms. So, with bottoms up, lets drink a toast to the men of DIRTY HAIRY, and the valiant attempt to raise laughter as well as hardons. To begin with, DIRTY HAIRY only contains four sex scenes, which is alright since the strained humor in between those scenes (and during the second one) detracts highly from the viewing pleasure one usually associates with adult entertainment. The tagged-on story, which could have easily been made by a far better director than Donner, lies flaccid with its listen to this funny line attitude, and the helpless mugging (though energetic) of discovery Zach Warner. So, here goes the plot and synopsis, which Ill try to keep as short as the movie itself.
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Boxcover for Blowjob Fantasies 13
Blowjob Fantasies 13

Release date: 8/9/2001
Reviewed on: 11/15/2001 by Endorphin

Starring: April, Kitten, Wendi Knight, Bailey, Vanessa Blue, Alexxxis Tyler, Candy Cotton, Aurora Snow, Nicole Sheridan, Kylie Brooks, Ashley Sage, Juliet Sheridon, Dominica Leoni, Vanessa Mae, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Greg Alves

Review brief: Starring: Wendy Knight, Sydnee Steele, April, Nicole Sheridan, Candy Cotton, Alexxxis Tyler, Kylie Brooks, Ashley Sage, Baily, Dominica Leoni, Juliet Sheridon, Aurora Snow, Vanessa Blue, Kitten Pros: Wendy Knight!!!, Dominica Leoni, Ashley Sage's licking, April masturbating, a fairly good collection of girls Cons: Minimal effort went into the production, a few girls I wasn't fond of, some weak pop shots, not fantasy driven Why I have it: Wendy Knight!!! Dominica. Blowjobs. I wanted to give the series a second chance. Features: Plenty of features and other types of advertising. Review: Do production companies listen to us? In my review for Blowjob Fantasies 1 I expressed my disappointment in the attractiveness of the girls. Thankfully I found the girls in 13 to be much more attractive (check out the pics. I'm gonna rant soon). So maybe they do listen...then again...they removed just about every positive quality.
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Rookie Cookies 4

Release date: 4/27/2000
Reviewed on: 11/5/2001 by BIGmike

Starring: Nature Blossom, Julianna Sterling, Charlene Aspen, Allysa Haven
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: David Luger

Review brief: A David Luger Production This DVD opens with Channel, a pretty good-looking brunette, getting interviewed/auditioned by David "cookie man" Luger. She eventually strips down, starting with her skirt, then her top to reveal a nice natural rack, and finally her panties come off. Since this is an audition he wants to see how she gives a blow job, so she gives him one. After the brief bj, she jerks him off onto her cheek to end a decent opening sequence, followed by the rolling of the opening credits. Starring Allysa Haven, Charlene Aspen, Julianna Sterling, and Nature Blossom, with JJ Michaels, Justin Hitchcock, Lexington Steel, and Tyce Bune. Produced and Directed by David Luger SCENE ONE : Nature Blossom, a good looking 18 year old brunette with her hair cut just above her neck, is sitting on a bed getting asked a bunch of questions by the "Cookie man" before she stands and reveals a nice pair of natural tits. After he briefly touches her nipples, she tells him that she wants to feel and lick his nipples, and he gladly lets her, handing the camera over.
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Private Gold 41: Madness

Release date: 1/24/2001
Reviewed on: 11/2/2001 by Mr & Mrs Kaplan

Starring: Dora, Judith Fox, Agnes, Melody Kord, Gabreilla Tchekan, Soraya Curiel, Suzan Strong, Claudia Jackson, Maria Ricci, Gabriella Tchekan
Studio: Private
Directed by: Pierre Woodman

Review brief: About Us: We are a couple that like to watch a good story, well acted and great sex kind of movie. This is on that basis that weve made our critics. The Story: Well, The title doesnt live up to its name, Madness; you would have been better off with a CD of the band with the same name. Anyway, in here the originality is equal to zero, I wonder how long did it take them to think about this one. A couple in Brazil (supposedly on honeymoon.) is going to get an offer from a man to sleep with his new wife. Not impressive but still you could do something interesting out of it, you maybe, but not them. The acting: Again here very poor quality. (I wonder how do they do if they have to lie to someone) Some get away with all right the major act, forget about it. And here something there is something that make it worst, its the overdubbing. The sex scenes: This is the only thing that save that film, they are all right and different, that makes it more interesting, but the final facial cum at the end of every scene get boring really quick.
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Army Brat 2

Release date: 5/17/2000
Reviewed on: 11/1/2001 by Flash

Starring: Aja, Tom Byron, Peter North, Champagne, Jon Dough, Tracey Adams, Rick Savage, Julianne James, Lynn Connelly, Sasha Taylor, Nina De Ponca, Sasha Strange, Mark Weiss, Larry Zenon, Mr. Champagne
Studio: Vivid Wave
Directed by: Paul Thomas

Review brief: Army Brat 2 is another entry in Vivid's Brat series, but gone is the original Brat Jamie Summers. In her place is Julianne James who brings to the film none of the charm or acting ability that Jamie originally brought to the series. She is wooden and blurts out her lines with almost no mood or feeling. Vivid has done a decent job with their DVD release of Army Brat 2.
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Devil is a Bottom

Release date: 10/30/2001
Reviewed on: 10/29/2001 by joeblow69


Studio: All Worlds Video


Review brief: [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Director:Bud Light Cast:Blake Harper, Hans Ebson, Scott Lyons, Gabe Rivers, Gregg Rockwell, Jeremy Tucker Story:Three guys summon up the Devil (Blake Harper), and trade their eternal souls for money, love, and a big dick. Scene One Scott Lyons wished for the big dick, and wakes up the next morning with a monster of a cock. Damn, Ive seen Scott before, and I dont remember his dick being this huge! Its a genuine two- fister! So what would you do if you woke up with a great big cock? Start jerkin off, of course! Scott plays with his new meat for a while, then blows all over his stomach. Scott isnt exactly what Id call cute, but he sure has a big wiener, and thats all that really counts, right? Right? Hmmmm Scene Two Hans wished for love, the love of his roommate Greg Rockwell in particular. Hey, Id be lusting after Greg too.
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Boxcover for Pirate Video Deluxe 14: The Splendor Of Hell
Pirate Video Deluxe 14: The Splendor Of Hell

Release date: 4/4/2001
Reviewed on: 10/28/2001 by scipio

Starring: Christina, Chris Charming, Monique Covet, Leslie Taylor, Steve Holmes, Franco Roccaforte, Rita Faltoyano, Anne Joy, Angelica Bright, Anita Paris, Michelle Wild, C.G. Summer, Paul Kreese
Studio: Private
Directed by: Kovi

Review brief: Dir: Kovi Cast: Angelica Bright, Anita Paris, Anne Joy, CG Summer, Christina, Michelle Wild, Monique Covet, Rita Faltoyano, Chris Charming, Franco Roccaforte, Leslie Taylor, Paul, Steve Holmes. Extras: Trailer, Backstage Report (usual hyperbolic stuff, but an interesting 8mins), Cast Bios: Listing all private products (female) cast members have been in. Interestingly, all are Hungarian. Photobook: A number of high-quality fullscreen stills in "step" form. Film Notes: A couple of pages of press-release-style text. Previews for: XXX 12, Perversion of Barbera, Amanda's Diary 5, Temptation of Clarisse, The Last Muse. Language options: English, Frence, German, Spanish, Italian. Subtitle options: Dutch, Swedish, Danish, Portugese. Private's Pirate/Pirate Video DeLux lines are fetish-themed hardcore, though it varies from title to title how "fetish"-y they are.
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