Smacked Red Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  12/22/2002

I never enjoyed being spanked when I was a bad little boy. Possibly because they hit me harder than anyone is ever hit in these films. There have been, of course, many butts I would have loved to pound on. Guess I can rule out my being a masochist, but not a sadist. There are some nice butts in this film, but I can think of lots of things I would rather do with them then wallop them.

The film is divided into the usual four sections. The ones here are entitled, “Escort, “Gym Buddies”, “On the Beat” and “Dungeon”.

In the first one, “Escort”, hunky, big-dicked Dean Spenser is perusing the ads in a gay mag looking for someone to give him a good spanking. He finds the fellow in Connor Davis, masked, dressed in black, and wearing black rubber gloves. Not only does Connor spank him, he sticks fingers up his ass, as well as a large dildo. With the dildo firmly in place, he milks a copious spending from Dean’s stiff dick. This scene definitely held my interest, as did the second one.

In “Gym Buddies” Sean Dickson spanks and then fucks Anthony Vega. Unfortunately we did not see Sean’s monster go into Anthony’s ass, but it’s a hot fuck with Sean doing push ups over and into Anthony’s upturned bum. There is a great camera shot here of Anthony’s hard uncut tool pressing into the floor. I would have given anything to see it shoot it’s load doing this, but alas! Sean shoots a good load over Anthony’s back. Anthony beats out a disappointing one. The rest of the film is a real letdown.

“On the Beat” presents a nice—probably unconscious—pun. Matt West is doing a half-hearted attempt to break into a house as patrolman Sam Dixon is heading his way. Sam catches the inept burglar and tells him it’s jail or…. Sam bends him over a trashcan and gives him gentle love-taps through his dungarees. This goes on for much too long, as it is not erotic in the slightest. When the pants are finally lowered, there is hardly any slapping on Marc’s bare ass. When Marc is forced to suck the officer, his blowjob is as half-hearted and inept as his burglary attempt. It’s a quickie, and we cut to both guys stark naked and beating their meat. (Boring!!!) Sam makes a truly hot cop, so this one really missed the mark.

“The Dungeon” features two very hot guys, Joe Romero and Kyle Kennedy. When we join them they are already going at it. Kyle is naked in the doggie position and Joe’s pants are at half-mast and his dick is at full. Both the spanking and the fucking are much too short. The scene seems to be over in about three minutes. Hell, I was just starting to get into it.

With only two scenes worth watching on this DVD, it’s debatable that it’s worth it. That’s probably why its on sale most places.