Brazilian Beach Boys (All Worlds) Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  12/26/2002

Here is a film that can be recommended for its beautiful scenery but with serious reservations as regards the sexual activity therein. The basic problem is that in three of the four scenes the sex is not truly reciprocal. In three of the scenes there is one who rims and fucks but does not suck dick, while there is one who sucks and is fucked. It is an annoying pattern and produces rather lukewarm sex.

We begin with two lovers awaiting the arrival of four guests. There is just enough time to get in a quickie and they do. Robson Moreno, the fuckee in this twosome is a real sex pig who seems to enjoy sucking dick and getting fucked. His partner, Rafael Nunes, is rather churlish and indifferent making it rather one-sided. This is to be repeated throughout the film with one exception as noted above.

The second scene occurs in a truly idyllic setting. A river rushes around large rocks. Jonas Santos a chunky youth encounters Caio Macedo, a tiny youngster in a yellow Speedo. There is only a tiny bulge in Caio’s Speedo, so it is surprising and awesome to see it expand at least five times to become one of the largest dicks seen on a man, much less on such a tiny boy. Jonas does his best with it orally. Caio does a super rim job on Jonas before fucking him with il monstro.

In scene three we finally have three guys who all suck dick. Fleshy Pablo Escobar arrives at the pool to find it drained and a handsome pool boy, Jean Carlos Souza. Jean Carlos is brown as a pawpaw with a tightly muscled body and a light growth of chest hair. Woof! Pablo entices him by asking him to apply some suntan oil and before long Jean Carlos is sucking on Pablo’s uncut tool. Gabriel Coelho—whom we later discover to be very well endowed—appears and Pablo motions him to join them. Everyone sucks dick in this scene. (Finally!) Jean Carlos fucks them both. The highlight is when Gabriel sits on Jean Carlos’ cock and then Pablo climbs onto Gabriel’s. If all of the scenes had matched this one, it would be a great film. But, alas, they do not.

Our final scene takes place near the ocean as chunky young Henrique Carvalho watches a surfer, Luis Rodriguez. Henrique waves to Luis and he comes ashore. Luis is awash with tattoos. They seem to be everywhere. It is no surprised when we see him naked that his pubic hair has been removed a replaced by a tattoo. Henrique also has no pubic hair, but his groin bears no substitute. Henrique has a pierced eyebrow. His uncut dick is big and hard, and I can’t imagine anyone not going down on it—especially since he wouldn’t get hair in his mouth—but Luis manages to avoid it. Damn! Again we have a cold, indifferent performer banging away at someone who deserves equal time. The cameraman misses most of Luis’ cum shot. He must have missed Henrique’s entirely, or else—for which I can’t blame him—he never came at all. I’m sure this is the case. Missing seeing that big smooth, uncut boner shoot was the final straw.

Here was a film that could have been really good if it had had a decent director. It really pisses me off when I see an opportunity such as this thrown away by someone who is either indifferent or incompetent. Of course it’s miles above the Brazil Nuts series, but still what could have been an A gets only a C. “The saddest words of tongue or pen are these—it might have been.”