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X-tra Edition: Issue 1
Release date: 8/25/2000
Reviewed on: 4/8/2001 by Diville
Studio: Wildlife
Directed by: Ray Anderson
Review brief: Staring: Silvia Saint, Jessica Darlin, Katie Gold, Dakota, Kailani, Haccan, Billy Glide, Jonathan Morgan, Guy DiSilva, Sean Rider Directed By: Ray Anderson I am hopeful that St. Peter's face will look a lot like Silvia Saint's pussy, and his pearly gates like her magnificent legs swinging wide just for me--deceased and heaven bound me. That's not too much to ask for, is it? Her body is, to be truthful, celestial. Heavenly. In fact, she may be a real saint after all--the patron kind of aching erections and techno savy masturbators. Watch her in action and understand that theology isn't just for the pious, any more. Unlike my heart, Avena X-tra Edition does not completely belong to Ms. Saint. Her's is only one of five vignettes which make up what is billed an adult video magazine. Actually, it's just a wall-to-wall feature with five separate sex scenes. What makes it a good wall-to-wall movie, though, is the caliber of women who star in it.
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Dirty Deals (Alexia & Cie)
Release date: 3/2/2001
Reviewed on: 4/8/2001 by Kobiata
Starring: Philippe Dean, Francesco Malcom, Nikki Anderson, Silvia Saint, Kate More, Kevin Long, Laura Angel, Gili Sky, Olivia De Treville, Bruno SX, Maeva Exel, Rodolphe Antrim, Sebastian Barrio, Hugues Robert, Claudia DeMoro
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Marc Dorcel
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Kiss, The (Wicked)
Release date: 2/24/2001
Reviewed on: 4/8/2001 by sonic
Starring: Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Steven St. Croix, Peter North, Jake Steed, Mike Horner, Taboo, Sabrina, Jenna Jameson, Anna Amore, Nancy Vee, Danielle [I] (ambiguous), Shannon Rush, Magnum, Staice
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jim Enright
Review brief: Title: The Kiss Studio: Wicked Directed & Edited by: Jim Enright Written by: Raven Touchstone Videography by: Frank Marino Produced by: J.B. Genre: Straight, Lesbian, Feature Performers: Jenna Jameson, Peter North, Staice, Shannon Rush, Nancy Vee, Sabrina, Anna Amore, Danielle, Taboo, Stephan St. Croix, Mike Horner, Magnum, Jake Steed, T.T. Boy, Tom Byron DVD Type: Single sided single layered Themes: Silicon boobs, Dildos, S&M play, Costumes, Condoms, Orgy, Good sex, Nice music Time: 1hr & 28mins Date of production: 09/06/95 Extras: AVN award winners and nominees, Photo Gallery, Behind the scenes photo gallery, Wicked web address, Company profile, Wicked casino (DVD- Rom), Four Trailers, Biography selection, Free speech, Full motion chapter menus Far generations ago, sex was considered evil if done improperly. If the lady got it in the ass, she would face a swift death. Man-eth and women-eth always did come up with ways to stimulate themselves-eth. One day Edgar was feeding his cows late night.
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Sundown
Release date: 3/19/2001
Reviewed on: 4/6/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Michael J. Cox, Kyle Stone, Julie Meadows, Zach Adams, Sunset Thomas, Angelica Sin, Renee LaRue, Richard Hanson, Veronica Caine
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Review brief: Running Time: 79 min. Production Date: Jan. 2000 Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Sunset Thomas, Angelica Sin, Julie Meadows, Renee La Rue, Barrett Moore, Kyle Stone, Michael J. Cox, Zachery Addams, and Richard Hansom Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed results from Pleasure, but Ive got some pretty high hopes with this cast and director. Initial Reaction: Its a decent porno but a couple technical problems really held it back. Who Should Watch It : Fans of the cast or anybody looking for a decent middle of the road porno. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes high budget porn or raincoaters. Audio /Video Quality: The audio quality is mixed. The opening sex scene with Angelica Sin has horrible audio. Its dubbed worse than Godzilla movies, uneven, and choppy. The rest of the audio is balanced well and sounds a little better than most pornos. The video has some pixelation. It struck me as being just slightly above VHS quality.
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Day in the Dungeon, A
Release date: 3/19/2001
Reviewed on: 4/6/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Natalia, Rick Savage, Zena, Samantha Malone, Stefani Weaver
Studio: Legend
Directed by: Rick Savage
Review brief: Running Time: 60 min. Production Date: 6 / 20 / 2000 Director: Rick Savage Cast: Zena, Natalia, Stefani Weaver, Samantha Malone, and Rick Savage Initial Expectations: I wasnt sure as this is my first S&M feature. From the pictures on the cover I was a little worried. Initial Reaction: Some of it I really liked and others I didnt. Who Should Watch It : People looking for something a little different who are interested in S&M. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who thinks Vivid is a little too hardcore. Audio /Video Quality: The audio varies. The disciplining could normally be heard very clearly. The dialogue and instructions that were being given, however, were often hard to hear. The video was pretty good. There was some grain and some soft focus problems, but it was better than I originally expected. Music: None. Review: Each month or so when I get a new pile of adult films I try to pick out at least one title thats different from what Id normally pick up.
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Coming To Beverly Hills
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/6/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Alex Sanders, Dee [II] (classic female), Vicca, Vince Vouyer, Earl Slate, Kristina St. James, Rob, Jenny, Frank Towers, Nikita, Jenny Worthington
Studio: NuTech
Directed by: Francois Clousot
Review brief: Running Time: 84 min. Production Date: 9 / 22 - 23 / 1997, 10 / 1 / 1997 Director: Francois Clousot Cast: Vicca, Nikita, Dee, Jenny, Christina St. James, Jenny Worthington, Vince Voyeur, Alex Sanders, Frank Towers, Earl Slate, and Rob Initial Expectations: The cast looks good and the movie could be a lot of fun if done as a parody. Ive got some hopes here but Im still not expecting too much. Initial Reaction: There isnt much of anything for a plot but the sex is great! Who Should Watch It : Fans of Nikita and Vicca. Anybody who misses some of the brainless porn of the early nineties or late eighties. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes quite a bit of plot with their porn. Audio /Video Quality: Both the audio and video are very clear. Music: Most of the music is tender and feels very familiar. Its normally balanced pretty good but there are some loop problems with it. Disc Problems: The layer change is very obvious and does detract a little from the movie when it occurs.
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Tina Tyler's Favorites: Lesbian Lick-A-Thon
Release date: 2/21/2001
Reviewed on: 4/5/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Sharon Kane, Tina Tyler, Sharon Mitchell, Stephanie Swift, Taylor Moore, Shelbee Myne, Elizabeth X.
Studio: Odyssey
Directed by: Tina Tyler
Review brief: Running Time: 90 min. Production Date: 1998 Director: Tina Tyler (also producer and wardrobe consultant) Cast: Tina Tyler, Taylor Moore, Alexandra Silk, Sharon Kane, Shelbee Myne, Stephanie Swift, Elizabeth X, and Miss Sharon Mitchell Initial Expectations: Very high. Tinas one of my favorite actresses and I really enjoyed Tina Tylers Favorite Blowjobs . Initial Reaction: Once again, WOW! Who Should Watch It : Fans of all girl action or anybody in the cast. Who Should Avoid It: Gay guys or anybody else who doesnt like pussy. Audio /Video Quality: Overall, the audio and video are just slightly better than in Tina Tylers Favorite Blowjobs . The audio here is quite a bit better. You can hear a lot of the sounds but some of the dialogue and other audio were still missing. The video was also a little grainier than in Tina Tylers Favorite Blowjobs and also varied a little more. Some areas were great and others were slightly grainy.
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Dirty Deals (Alexia & Cie)
Release date: 3/2/2001
Reviewed on: 4/5/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Philippe Dean, Francesco Malcom, Nikki Anderson, Silvia Saint, Kate More, Kevin Long, Laura Angel, Gili Sky, Olivia De Treville, Bruno SX, Maeva Exel, Rodolphe Antrim, Sebastian Barrio, Hugues Robert, Claudia DeMoro
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Marc Dorcel
Review brief: Running Time: 130 min. Production Date: 7 / 3 / 1999 Director: Marc Dorcel Cast: Silvia Saint, Nikki Anderson, Laura Angel, Kate More, Gili Sky, Olivia de Treville, Maeva Exel, Claudie De Moro, Philippe Dean, Kevin Long, Francesco Malcom, Bruno SX, Rodolphe Antrim, Sebastian Barrio, and Hugues Robert Initial Expectations: What Ive seen of Wickeds releases from Marc Dorcel have been great so far. Adding Silvia Saint and Nikki Anderson to what Ive already seen is about to short me keyboard out from drool. Initial Reaction: Its the best of Marc Dorcels work that Ive seen so far and the DVD holds its own against some of Wickeds other top releases with the exception of the Making of Dirty Deals featurette being in French only. Who Should Watch It: Fans of hot sex with Euro stars. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody whos turned off at anal sex. Audio /Video Quality: The English dubbing is very clear and well balanced, as is the original French track.
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Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks 9
Release date: 3/18/2001
Reviewed on: 4/4/2001 by sonic
Starring: Bella, Betty Boobobitch, Katinka
Studio: Jake Steed Prod.
Review brief: Title: Little White Chicks Big Black Monster Dicks #9 Studio: Jake Steed Productions Creator: Jake Steed Genre: Gonzo, Interracial Performers: Katinka, Betty Boobobitch, Katlinka Cocktakerbitch, Freckle Face, Bella, Lexington Steele, Jake Steed, Byron Long, Unknown DVD Type: Single sided single layered Themes: Beauties, Young, Anal, 2 on 1, No condoms, Big black cocks, Facials, Solid fucking, No music Time: 1hr & 47mins & 10secs (Of good fucking!) Date of production: 05/01/00 Extras: Biography of chicks, Photo gallery, Full motion chapter selections, Trailer of Freaks, Whoes & Flows #1-17 & episodes clicks of Little White Chicks Big Black Monster Dicks series on same trailer Then, monsters were all over the village. Every female was locked in her home. Every male feared that they might lose their woman. The monsters never came back ever again. Then, months later, all the female villagers gave birth to black babies. Sonic Testament 12:0:99 Ahh the continuation to part #8 of LWCBBMD.
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Technical Ecstasy
Release date: 4/4/2001
Reviewed on: 4/4/2001 by joeblow69
Starring: Brett Ford, Dennis Lincoln, Sam Crockett, Joe Romero, Tony Donovan, Derek Cameron, Dean O'Connor, Jon Eric, Sandy Sloane, Marc Hamilton, Chad Kennedy, Robert Kirk
Studio: Men of Odyssey
Review brief: [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Wash West is know for directing very story driven porn, and with a title like Technical Ecstasy, I wasnt quite sure what to expect when I popped this in the ol DVD player. I dont remember the last time I saw a plot in a porno that didnt completely fall apart at the end. Technical Ecstasys story holds up remarkably well, though, so in this review, Ill make sure I dont give away any of the plot. As our story starts off, Chad Kennedy wakes up in the countryside (naked) and begins walking around looking for signs of life. Eventually, he runs into Sam Crockett, who is looking better than I ever remember. Sam sounds extra sexy with his Texas accent as he asks Do you want to taste some cowboy cock? Chad jumps at the chance and does a fine job of taking Sams dick down to the root. Its very hot stuff, but were just getting warmed up! Sam leads Chad into his motor home, where the real fun begins.
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Mocha Mix 2
Release date: 10/31/2000
Reviewed on: 4/2/2001 by sonic
Starring: India, Bridgette, Patra, Faith Ann Moore, Simona, Loyla
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Title: Mocha Mix #2 Studio: Metro Creator: ??? Genre: Gonzo, Straight Performers: India, Bridgette, Patra, Faith Ann Moore, Simona, Loyla, Ian Daniels, Jake Steed DVD Type: Single sided single layered Themes: Black ass, lesbianism, peeing, solid fucking, toys, old timer, condoms, corny music, fake boobs Time: 1hr & 47mins & 10secs Date of production: 08/11/97; 03/12/98; 02/02/99; 04/21/99; 12/15/97; 04/20/99 (What the fuck are all these production dates about man?!? Is this a compilation?) Extras: HAHAHAHA!!! Please, dont make me laugh. Zero extras. Then man-eth learned how to create fire. Soon everyone started creating fire inside their own homes. The whole village burned down, for later on came a solution; lube, now the friction is toned down and the villagers can live and fuck happily ever after-eff Sonic Testament 12:0:99 How the fuck can I review a title that basically I have no idea who they are? Fucking Metro sucks ass when it comes to extras.
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Time Cops
Release date: 6/26/2000
Reviewed on: 4/2/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Brock Masters, Zachary Scott
Studio: Centaur
Directed by: Chip Daniels
Review brief: First of all make sure to watch as there is an edited and unedited version of this. I saw the edited version. Chip Daniels has done it again! Time Cops has it all! Cops, hot sex, cowboys, hot sex, and a fairly decent story with high production values. Except for the cheesy time machine that belongs in a "B" sci-fi flick, but that's a minor fault. Starring , Brock Masters, Zachary Scott, Tony Scalia, Christian Wilder, Scott Davis, Kristian Brooks, Bret Ford, Brian Roberts, Bruno Demarco, Sandy Sloane, and Nick Chavalier. Brock Masters stars as Bob Ford who on his first patrol day with his brother Charlie (Zachary Scott), ends up in a botched arrest, during which Charlie dies. Brock must then go back in time to try and rectify the situation. And believe me he rectifies it! Instead of going back a day in time he goes back 100 years to the days of cowboys and Jesse James. One of the hottest scenes is the very first one that involves Zachary Scott and Nick Chevalier and it just starts the movie right.
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Devoured
Release date: 11/26/2000
Reviewed on: 4/2/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Felecia, Alec Metro, Mark Davis, Julie Meadows, Silvia Saint, Angelica, Anthony Crane, Dale Dabone, Bunny Luv, Voodoo, Frank Fortuna, Nikita Denise
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Review brief: Running Time: 107 min. Production Date: 1 / 15 / 2000 Director: Nicholas Steele Cast: Silvia Saint, Felecia, Julie Meadows, Bunny Luv, Angelica, Nikita Denise, Mark Davis, Alec Metro, Anthony Crane, Dale DaBone, Voodoo, and Frank Fortuna Initial Expectations: Fairly high. Its got a very good cast and Adam & Eves Premium line has been very good so far. Initial Reaction: Its lacking a little compared to some of the others in Adam & Eves Premium line but its still better than a lot of other stuff out there. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very well balanced and clear although there is a little bit of dubbing. The picture has a slight grain and some light pixelation to it in normal light but looks amazingly good in low light scenes. Music: Saint did the music for Devoured which most everybody whos read my reviews knows is a big plus to me. As usual with Saint, the music has a nice blend of jazz, Spanish, and other feels. Its very sexy and really helps the scenes out.
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Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks 8
Release date: 3/18/2001
Reviewed on: 4/2/2001 by sonic
Starring: Jake Steed, Lexington Steele, Vanessa, Meri, Franco Roccaforte, Diana D., Camilla Krabbe, Petra Noir
Studio: Jake Steed Prod.
Directed by: Jake Steed
Review brief: Title: Little White Chicks Big Black Monster Dicks #8 Studio: Jake Steed Productions Creator: Jake Steed Genre: Gonzo, Interracial Performers: Kara, Molestky, Petra, Gina Youngkovic, Camilla, Lexington Steele, Jake Steed, Unknown DVD Type: Single sided single layered Themes: Big cocks, barely legal chicks, no condoms, beautiful euro chicks Time: 1hr & 47min & 50secs Production Date: 4/1/00 Extras: Full motion chapters, Single trailer that features Freaks, Whoes and Flows #1-17 and Little White Chicks Big Black Monster Dicks series, Photo gallery Then the poor chick-eth had a nightmare about big bad ugly monsters. It was the worst nightmare she ever had in her tight teen life. She dreamed that all of a sudden a big hand from under her bed grabbed her arm and made its way to her bed. Other hands followed as they grabbed her body and had her trapped from leaving her room. Then the big black dick-eth was in her mouth. Her parents heard noises but ignored them as the monsters in her room fucked her in many positions.
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Thighs Wide Open (VCA)
Release date: 11/28/2000
Reviewed on: 4/1/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Kyle Stone, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chloe, Randy Spears, T.J. Hart, Eric Masterson, Charlene Aspen, Bridgette Kerkove, Justine Romee, Ronni Coxx, Maya Divine
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: Running Time: 113 min. (cover says 93 min.) Production Date: June 2000 Director: Fred J. Lincoln Cast: Chloe, Bridgette Kerkove, Maya Divine, Justine Romee, T. J. Hart, Charlene Aspen, Evan Stone, Randy Spears, Ronnie Coxx, Kyle Stone, and Eric Masterson Initial Expectations: Chloe in an adult version of Eyes Wide Shut ? Im already shouting Fidelio at the DVD. Initial Reaction: Its really good and although it doesnt go as nasty as Chloe can, it does pushes some limits for VCA. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is normally very clear but there is some unevenness. The video is clear but shows some grain. Its also very bright. Music: The music is well balanced and a mix of funky, classical - like, and typical porn music. Review: Thighs Wide Open stars Chloe in the Nicole Kidman role and Evan Stone in Tom Cruises role in a rip-off that might have Kubrick rolling over in his grave. Chloe and Evan play a married couple whos reached a lull after being married three years.
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Tina Tyler's Favorites: Blowjobs
Release date: 1/29/2001
Reviewed on: 4/1/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Brandon Iron, Tony Tedeschi, Chris Cannon, Tina Tyler, Cheyenne Silver, Rebecca Lord, Heaven Leigh, Fiero, Kiss, Drew Andrews, Mandi Frost, Blake Leigh, A.K.A.
Studio: Odyssey
Directed by: Tina Tyler
Review brief: Running Time: 88 min. Production Date: 1998 Director: Tina Tyler Cast: Tina Tyler, Cheyenne Silver, Rebecca Lord, Kiss, Mandi Frost, Fiero, Heaven Leigh, Chris Cannon, Toni Tedeschi, A.K.A., Brandon Iron, Blake Leigh, and Drew Andrews Initial Expectations: Very high. Tina really knows what to do in front of the camera and if she does half as good behind it, this ones going to be a keeper! Initial Reaction: Its a great oral movie that blends gonzo and normal adult movies very well. Audio /Video Quality: The video has a slight grain but it doesnt interfere with the movie at all. The audio, in a word, sucks (which Ms. Tyler admits and apologizes for on the commentary). The interviews are hard to hear and you can barely hear any of the sex sounds. Music: The music is all electronic and by 13 Music. It changes according to the feel of the scene and does a great job of enhancing the scenes.
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More Dirty Debutantes 54
Release date: 1/29/2001
Reviewed on: 4/1/2001 by sonic
Starring: Lexi Eriksson, Ed Powers, Bridgette, Shawnee, Mercedes, Ray Swaze
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Review brief: Title: More Dirty Debutantes #54 Studio: New Machine Creator: Ed Powers Genre: Gonzo, Amateur Performers: Bridgitte, Mercedes, Lexy Erickson, Shawnee, Ray Swazy, Ed Powers DVD Type: Single sided dual layered (DVD-9) Themes: Real sex, small dick, no condoms, natural boobs, anal sex, beauty (the chicks I mean, not Ed) Time: 2hrs & 18mins & 51secs Date of production: 6/18/96 Extras: Dirty picture gallery, Biography of Ed Powers, Transmission radio address, Six trailers, Full motion chapters Then a huge spirit-eth was seen. It was gliding on air. It was not a spirit at all, it was a man who saw 10,000 donuts that were not eaten, and so, his spirit was uplifted, as if he was gliding on air, seen by all the people in the village. He ate all the donuts, then fuck-eth the beauty females of the village. Later on, he became the first man on Earth, to make porn. Unfortunately, he never tried to tone up for the camera since he shot himself in the videos, and so we get Orca viewings. Sonic Testament 3:21:12 Ed Powers.
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Let's Get Fucked "Please!"
Release date: 3/1/2001
Reviewed on: 4/1/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Jake Steed, Heaven, Vince Vouyer, Mr. Marcus, Joey Silvera, Jewel De'Nyle, Nacho Vidal, Nacho, Venus, Chantay, Ava Vincent, Jassmine
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: Running Time: 139 min. Production Date: 1 / 18 / 1999 Director: Joey Silvera Cast: Jewel DeNyle, Jewel Valmont, Venus, Heaven, Chantay, Jassmine, Nacho Vidal, Vince Voyeur, Mr. Marcus, Jake Steed, and Joey Silvera Initial Expectations: Evil Angel puts together some top notch DVDs and Lets Get Fucked... Please! won quite a few gonzo awards, so Ive got high expectations for it. Initial Reaction: Its great gonzo. Heck, its good enough that it could be named after several other Muppets too. Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video quality lives up to the typical high standards one has come to expect from Evil Angel. You can hear everything when Joeys shooting at the convention which makes some of the dialogue a little hard to hear but not too much. The video is very clear and I didnt notice any flaws. Music: None Review: Please! contains five unrelated scenes by Joey Silvera. In the past, Joey has always been somebody whos okay. Id neither look for him nor avoid him.
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Mind Fuck (Extreme)
Release date: 7/11/2000
Reviewed on: 4/1/2001 by astroknight
Starring: John Decker, Julie Meadows, T.J. Hart, Taylor St. Clair, Sabrina Johnson, Cameron Steel, Gwen Summers, Jessica Darlin, Van Damage, Luciano, Sydnee Steele, John Root, Jon Raven
Studio: Extreme Associates
Directed by: Michael Raven
Review brief: Running Time: 91 min. Production Date: 10 / 30 / 1998 Director: Jon Raven (also writer) Cast: Sydnee Steele, T. J. Hart, Julie Meadows, Taylor St. Clair, Jessica Darlin, Sabrina Johnson, Gwen Summers (non-sex), John Decker, Van Damage, Luciano, Cameron Steel, Jon Raven, Paula Domain (non-sex), Ernest Green (non- sex), John Root, and George Kaplan (non-sex) Initial Expectations: With a cast like this Its almost impossible to not have fairly high expectations even if the DVD is from Extreme. Initial Reaction: Its a good idea but not done as well as I think it could be. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty clear but the balance is slightly off. The video varies from intentionally grainy to slightly grainy to very clear and mixes black and white and color. It works very well for the movie. Music: The music is fairly heavy and overbearing. Its dark, eerie, weird music that seems like it would fit well in The X-Files but it doesnt always fit well here.
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Stormy
Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 3/31/2001 by Diville
Starring: Joey Silvera, Montana, John Holmes, Linda Wong, Valerie Perrine, Carole Hilton, Moly Jack, Joanne Levine, Jacklin Morina, Alan Orkin, John Seaman
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Joseph Blanski
Review brief: Starring: John Holmes, Linda Wong, Carole Hilton, Jacklin Morina, Joanne Levine, Moly Jack, Montana, Valerie Perrine, Joey Silvera, John Seaman, Alan Orkin Directed By: Sam Norvell What do Johnny Appleseed, Pecos Bill, and John Holmes' cock all have in common? Yes, they're bigger than life, but they're also a part of American folklore. Their legends have a knack for getting exaggerated over the course of time. One must stretch his imagination quite a bit to buy into the tall tales told in children's storybooks, however, when it comes to Johnny Wad's wad we've got history recorded on film, videotape, and now DVD. His manhood has taken on mythic proportions--deservedly so, or not--but there's no denying the late poster boy for golden age smut packed some serious wood. With their DVD release of Holmes' pimp film Stormy, I'm surprised NuTech Digital was able to fit his entire dick on just one disc. It's a shame, however, the movie contained on that disc doesn't live up to the grandeur of its star's legend.
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Fluid (Titan Media)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 3/31/2001 by joeblow69
Starring: Richard Reyes, James West, Joe Magno, Doug Jeffries, Scott Neely, Thom Baron, Tony Zerega, Talvin Demachio, Vinne Rooko
Studio: Titan Media
Review brief: Titan put out two water based movies a while back, Fluid and Swell. Fluid is the only one that has made its way to DVD, and was shot on and around a lake in the mountains. Im guessing Colorado, but they dont say. Its too bad, because it looks like a great vacation spot! Out on the lake, Tony Zeraga meets up with Doug Jeffries on his pontoon boat. Tonys your typical mature Titan type: rugged good looks, big muscles, and a nice sized cock. Hes pretty tall too (either that or Doug is really short!) He certainly knows his way around cock as well: he really inhales Dougs dick with ease. I was surprised to see Tony bottom in scene, but its always a treat to see the bigger guy get boned. The fucking doesnt last very long, and before you know it, these guys are blowing their loads all over each other. After a little romantic cuddling, things heat up again, and Doug gives Tony another plowing. Pretty good stuff! There are a few lighting problems with this scene, though.
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Asia is In Too Deep
Release date: 3/1/2001
Reviewed on: 3/30/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Asia Carrera, Allysin Chaynes, Alec Metro, Chris Cannon, Kaylynn, Gwen Summers, Bridgette Kerkove, Ava Vincent, Herschel Savage
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Wesley Emerson
Review brief: Running Time: 108 min. Production Date: Aug. 2000 Director: Wesley Emerson Cast: Asia Carrera, Bridgette Kerkove, Allysin Chaynes, Kaylynn, Gwen Summers, Ava Vincent, Chris Cannon, Herschel Savage, and Alec Metro Initial Expectations: VCA normally puts together a great DVD and I always look forward to watching Asia, but the rest of the cast has brought my hopes up even higher. Initial Reaction: Its pretty good but nothing special. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very clear and well balanced. Theres some slight noise during the outdoor scene but thats the only real problem with the audio. The video looks just as good as the audio sounds. Theres a little bit of pixelation during the outdoor scene but thats about it. Music: The music is pretty standard and very quiet in the background so that I barely knew it was there. Review: Asia Is In Too Deep revolves around married couple Asia and Herschel Savage.
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Sexy Nurses On and Off Duty
Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 3/29/2001 by Draken
Starring: T.T. Boy, Sean Michaels, Don Fernando, Ray Victory, Wayne Summers, Carol Cummings, Kimberly Kane, Jamila, Fetish, Dee Jay, Harry Kindness, Hans Muller
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Review brief: Pre-Viewing Expectations What guy, in the unlikely event of being pent up in a hospital, hasn't fantasized about a sexy nurse coming into their room and doing a bit of (to borrow from the song) Sexual Healing? Does "Sexy Nurses On and Off Duty" fullfil this fantasy? About the only thing the case says on this one is that the nurses will make sure you are sexually healthy whether or not they are on duty. It does point out that this is from their "Classic Collection" meaning it has been digitally remastered and re-released on DVD format. The Main Event The first scene opens with a nurse saying it is 10 midnight and she's waiting for four doctors to join her in the room. She's wearing a white outfit, and the typical white hat with the red cross sybol on it. Do nurses even wear such hats anymore? Soon enough, the four guys enter, already nude. Glad I don't see nude doctors walking around the halls when I'm unfortunate enough to be at the hospital.
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Nina Hartley's Guide to Sex Toys
Release date: 5/4/2000
Reviewed on: 3/29/2001 by Draken
Starring: Ian Daniels, Inari Vachs, Dee [II] (classic female), Mark Anthony, Nina Hartley, Angelica Sin, Rich Handsome
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nina Hartley
Review brief: Pre-Viewing Expectations I'm not expecting a traditional skin flick with this feature. It should be more of a tutorial layout, with some demonstrations of the use of toys. The Main Event The movie opens with a monologue by Tina Hartley describing several class of toys, such as vibrating, penetrative toys, tactile toys, sensory depravation toys, and constrictive toys. She talks about safety, such as using flaired base anal toys so they aren't sucked in, and not placing the penis into something that doesn't open or easily streach, such as bottles. After the discussion of toys, the women from the three demonstration couples gets to pick out a few toys for them to try. While the women pick out toys, the guys are trying to race vibrating toys across a glass table. As Nina says, one needs to be able to laugh at sex, as it is sweaty and hair in the face fun. The three couples are left to their own devices, with Nina going from couple to couple talking about what they are doing, the toy being used.
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Girls of Mardi Gras, The (Digital Sin)
Release date: 3/1/2001
Reviewed on: 3/29/2001 by Draken
Studio: Digital Sin
Review brief: Pre-Viewing Expectations Public nudity and flashing, of course. Aren't they pretty much all any guy thinks about when thinking of Mardi Gras? The Main Event Movie starts out with a guy holding a sign that says "Show us dem tits", and show them they do. Big tits, small tits, firm tits, droopy tits, skinny tits, fat tits, young tits (all are 18 or older, how they checked this, I don't know), old tits, if they are tits, they are here. Women flashing their tits for a string of beads. Some would even drop trow and show off their pussy and ass for the fancier strings of beads. It is amazing what these women would do for beads. Of couse, alcohol is a factor, lowing their inahibitions. The movie is a montage of scenes from the 1999 Mardi Gras. The scenes are shot of women on the street, in bars, on balconies, and in hotel windows showing their wares to the general public. There are scenes from both daytime and nighttime.
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Release date: 8/25/2000
Reviewed on: 4/8/2001 by Diville
Studio: Wildlife
Directed by: Ray Anderson
Review brief: Staring: Silvia Saint, Jessica Darlin, Katie Gold, Dakota, Kailani, Haccan, Billy Glide, Jonathan Morgan, Guy DiSilva, Sean Rider Directed By: Ray Anderson I am hopeful that St. Peter's face will look a lot like Silvia Saint's pussy, and his pearly gates like her magnificent legs swinging wide just for me--deceased and heaven bound me. That's not too much to ask for, is it? Her body is, to be truthful, celestial. Heavenly. In fact, she may be a real saint after all--the patron kind of aching erections and techno savy masturbators. Watch her in action and understand that theology isn't just for the pious, any more. Unlike my heart, Avena X-tra Edition does not completely belong to Ms. Saint. Her's is only one of five vignettes which make up what is billed an adult video magazine. Actually, it's just a wall-to-wall feature with five separate sex scenes. What makes it a good wall-to-wall movie, though, is the caliber of women who star in it.
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Release date: 3/2/2001
Reviewed on: 4/8/2001 by Kobiata
Starring: Philippe Dean, Francesco Malcom, Nikki Anderson, Silvia Saint, Kate More, Kevin Long, Laura Angel, Gili Sky, Olivia De Treville, Bruno SX, Maeva Exel, Rodolphe Antrim, Sebastian Barrio, Hugues Robert, Claudia DeMoro
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Marc Dorcel
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Release date: 2/24/2001
Reviewed on: 4/8/2001 by sonic
Starring: Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Steven St. Croix, Peter North, Jake Steed, Mike Horner, Taboo, Sabrina, Jenna Jameson, Anna Amore, Nancy Vee, Danielle [I] (ambiguous), Shannon Rush, Magnum, Staice
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jim Enright
Review brief: Title: The Kiss Studio: Wicked Directed & Edited by: Jim Enright Written by: Raven Touchstone Videography by: Frank Marino Produced by: J.B. Genre: Straight, Lesbian, Feature Performers: Jenna Jameson, Peter North, Staice, Shannon Rush, Nancy Vee, Sabrina, Anna Amore, Danielle, Taboo, Stephan St. Croix, Mike Horner, Magnum, Jake Steed, T.T. Boy, Tom Byron DVD Type: Single sided single layered Themes: Silicon boobs, Dildos, S&M play, Costumes, Condoms, Orgy, Good sex, Nice music Time: 1hr & 28mins Date of production: 09/06/95 Extras: AVN award winners and nominees, Photo Gallery, Behind the scenes photo gallery, Wicked web address, Company profile, Wicked casino (DVD- Rom), Four Trailers, Biography selection, Free speech, Full motion chapter menus Far generations ago, sex was considered evil if done improperly. If the lady got it in the ass, she would face a swift death. Man-eth and women-eth always did come up with ways to stimulate themselves-eth. One day Edgar was feeding his cows late night.
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Release date: 3/19/2001
Reviewed on: 4/6/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Michael J. Cox, Kyle Stone, Julie Meadows, Zach Adams, Sunset Thomas, Angelica Sin, Renee LaRue, Richard Hanson, Veronica Caine
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Review brief: Running Time: 79 min. Production Date: Jan. 2000 Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Sunset Thomas, Angelica Sin, Julie Meadows, Renee La Rue, Barrett Moore, Kyle Stone, Michael J. Cox, Zachery Addams, and Richard Hansom Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed results from Pleasure, but Ive got some pretty high hopes with this cast and director. Initial Reaction: Its a decent porno but a couple technical problems really held it back. Who Should Watch It : Fans of the cast or anybody looking for a decent middle of the road porno. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes high budget porn or raincoaters. Audio /Video Quality: The audio quality is mixed. The opening sex scene with Angelica Sin has horrible audio. Its dubbed worse than Godzilla movies, uneven, and choppy. The rest of the audio is balanced well and sounds a little better than most pornos. The video has some pixelation. It struck me as being just slightly above VHS quality.
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Release date: 3/19/2001
Reviewed on: 4/6/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Natalia, Rick Savage, Zena, Samantha Malone, Stefani Weaver
Studio: Legend
Directed by: Rick Savage
Review brief: Running Time: 60 min. Production Date: 6 / 20 / 2000 Director: Rick Savage Cast: Zena, Natalia, Stefani Weaver, Samantha Malone, and Rick Savage Initial Expectations: I wasnt sure as this is my first S&M feature. From the pictures on the cover I was a little worried. Initial Reaction: Some of it I really liked and others I didnt. Who Should Watch It : People looking for something a little different who are interested in S&M. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who thinks Vivid is a little too hardcore. Audio /Video Quality: The audio varies. The disciplining could normally be heard very clearly. The dialogue and instructions that were being given, however, were often hard to hear. The video was pretty good. There was some grain and some soft focus problems, but it was better than I originally expected. Music: None. Review: Each month or so when I get a new pile of adult films I try to pick out at least one title thats different from what Id normally pick up.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/6/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Alex Sanders, Dee [II] (classic female), Vicca, Vince Vouyer, Earl Slate, Kristina St. James, Rob, Jenny, Frank Towers, Nikita, Jenny Worthington
Studio: NuTech
Directed by: Francois Clousot
Review brief: Running Time: 84 min. Production Date: 9 / 22 - 23 / 1997, 10 / 1 / 1997 Director: Francois Clousot Cast: Vicca, Nikita, Dee, Jenny, Christina St. James, Jenny Worthington, Vince Voyeur, Alex Sanders, Frank Towers, Earl Slate, and Rob Initial Expectations: The cast looks good and the movie could be a lot of fun if done as a parody. Ive got some hopes here but Im still not expecting too much. Initial Reaction: There isnt much of anything for a plot but the sex is great! Who Should Watch It : Fans of Nikita and Vicca. Anybody who misses some of the brainless porn of the early nineties or late eighties. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes quite a bit of plot with their porn. Audio /Video Quality: Both the audio and video are very clear. Music: Most of the music is tender and feels very familiar. Its normally balanced pretty good but there are some loop problems with it. Disc Problems: The layer change is very obvious and does detract a little from the movie when it occurs.
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Release date: 2/21/2001
Reviewed on: 4/5/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Sharon Kane, Tina Tyler, Sharon Mitchell, Stephanie Swift, Taylor Moore, Shelbee Myne, Elizabeth X.
Studio: Odyssey
Directed by: Tina Tyler
Review brief: Running Time: 90 min. Production Date: 1998 Director: Tina Tyler (also producer and wardrobe consultant) Cast: Tina Tyler, Taylor Moore, Alexandra Silk, Sharon Kane, Shelbee Myne, Stephanie Swift, Elizabeth X, and Miss Sharon Mitchell Initial Expectations: Very high. Tinas one of my favorite actresses and I really enjoyed Tina Tylers Favorite Blowjobs . Initial Reaction: Once again, WOW! Who Should Watch It : Fans of all girl action or anybody in the cast. Who Should Avoid It: Gay guys or anybody else who doesnt like pussy. Audio /Video Quality: Overall, the audio and video are just slightly better than in Tina Tylers Favorite Blowjobs . The audio here is quite a bit better. You can hear a lot of the sounds but some of the dialogue and other audio were still missing. The video was also a little grainier than in Tina Tylers Favorite Blowjobs and also varied a little more. Some areas were great and others were slightly grainy.
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Release date: 3/2/2001
Reviewed on: 4/5/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Philippe Dean, Francesco Malcom, Nikki Anderson, Silvia Saint, Kate More, Kevin Long, Laura Angel, Gili Sky, Olivia De Treville, Bruno SX, Maeva Exel, Rodolphe Antrim, Sebastian Barrio, Hugues Robert, Claudia DeMoro
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Marc Dorcel
Review brief: Running Time: 130 min. Production Date: 7 / 3 / 1999 Director: Marc Dorcel Cast: Silvia Saint, Nikki Anderson, Laura Angel, Kate More, Gili Sky, Olivia de Treville, Maeva Exel, Claudie De Moro, Philippe Dean, Kevin Long, Francesco Malcom, Bruno SX, Rodolphe Antrim, Sebastian Barrio, and Hugues Robert Initial Expectations: What Ive seen of Wickeds releases from Marc Dorcel have been great so far. Adding Silvia Saint and Nikki Anderson to what Ive already seen is about to short me keyboard out from drool. Initial Reaction: Its the best of Marc Dorcels work that Ive seen so far and the DVD holds its own against some of Wickeds other top releases with the exception of the Making of Dirty Deals featurette being in French only. Who Should Watch It: Fans of hot sex with Euro stars. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody whos turned off at anal sex. Audio /Video Quality: The English dubbing is very clear and well balanced, as is the original French track.
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Release date: 3/18/2001
Reviewed on: 4/4/2001 by sonic
Starring: Bella, Betty Boobobitch, Katinka
Studio: Jake Steed Prod.
Review brief: Title: Little White Chicks Big Black Monster Dicks #9 Studio: Jake Steed Productions Creator: Jake Steed Genre: Gonzo, Interracial Performers: Katinka, Betty Boobobitch, Katlinka Cocktakerbitch, Freckle Face, Bella, Lexington Steele, Jake Steed, Byron Long, Unknown DVD Type: Single sided single layered Themes: Beauties, Young, Anal, 2 on 1, No condoms, Big black cocks, Facials, Solid fucking, No music Time: 1hr & 47mins & 10secs (Of good fucking!) Date of production: 05/01/00 Extras: Biography of chicks, Photo gallery, Full motion chapter selections, Trailer of Freaks, Whoes & Flows #1-17 & episodes clicks of Little White Chicks Big Black Monster Dicks series on same trailer Then, monsters were all over the village. Every female was locked in her home. Every male feared that they might lose their woman. The monsters never came back ever again. Then, months later, all the female villagers gave birth to black babies. Sonic Testament 12:0:99 Ahh the continuation to part #8 of LWCBBMD.
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Release date: 4/4/2001
Reviewed on: 4/4/2001 by joeblow69
Starring: Brett Ford, Dennis Lincoln, Sam Crockett, Joe Romero, Tony Donovan, Derek Cameron, Dean O'Connor, Jon Eric, Sandy Sloane, Marc Hamilton, Chad Kennedy, Robert Kirk
Studio: Men of Odyssey
Review brief: [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Wash West is know for directing very story driven porn, and with a title like Technical Ecstasy, I wasnt quite sure what to expect when I popped this in the ol DVD player. I dont remember the last time I saw a plot in a porno that didnt completely fall apart at the end. Technical Ecstasys story holds up remarkably well, though, so in this review, Ill make sure I dont give away any of the plot. As our story starts off, Chad Kennedy wakes up in the countryside (naked) and begins walking around looking for signs of life. Eventually, he runs into Sam Crockett, who is looking better than I ever remember. Sam sounds extra sexy with his Texas accent as he asks Do you want to taste some cowboy cock? Chad jumps at the chance and does a fine job of taking Sams dick down to the root. Its very hot stuff, but were just getting warmed up! Sam leads Chad into his motor home, where the real fun begins.
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Release date: 10/31/2000
Reviewed on: 4/2/2001 by sonic
Starring: India, Bridgette, Patra, Faith Ann Moore, Simona, Loyla
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Title: Mocha Mix #2 Studio: Metro Creator: ??? Genre: Gonzo, Straight Performers: India, Bridgette, Patra, Faith Ann Moore, Simona, Loyla, Ian Daniels, Jake Steed DVD Type: Single sided single layered Themes: Black ass, lesbianism, peeing, solid fucking, toys, old timer, condoms, corny music, fake boobs Time: 1hr & 47mins & 10secs Date of production: 08/11/97; 03/12/98; 02/02/99; 04/21/99; 12/15/97; 04/20/99 (What the fuck are all these production dates about man?!? Is this a compilation?) Extras: HAHAHAHA!!! Please, dont make me laugh. Zero extras. Then man-eth learned how to create fire. Soon everyone started creating fire inside their own homes. The whole village burned down, for later on came a solution; lube, now the friction is toned down and the villagers can live and fuck happily ever after-eff Sonic Testament 12:0:99 How the fuck can I review a title that basically I have no idea who they are? Fucking Metro sucks ass when it comes to extras.
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Release date: 6/26/2000
Reviewed on: 4/2/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Brock Masters, Zachary Scott
Studio: Centaur
Directed by: Chip Daniels
Review brief: First of all make sure to watch as there is an edited and unedited version of this. I saw the edited version. Chip Daniels has done it again! Time Cops has it all! Cops, hot sex, cowboys, hot sex, and a fairly decent story with high production values. Except for the cheesy time machine that belongs in a "B" sci-fi flick, but that's a minor fault. Starring , Brock Masters, Zachary Scott, Tony Scalia, Christian Wilder, Scott Davis, Kristian Brooks, Bret Ford, Brian Roberts, Bruno Demarco, Sandy Sloane, and Nick Chavalier. Brock Masters stars as Bob Ford who on his first patrol day with his brother Charlie (Zachary Scott), ends up in a botched arrest, during which Charlie dies. Brock must then go back in time to try and rectify the situation. And believe me he rectifies it! Instead of going back a day in time he goes back 100 years to the days of cowboys and Jesse James. One of the hottest scenes is the very first one that involves Zachary Scott and Nick Chevalier and it just starts the movie right.
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Release date: 11/26/2000
Reviewed on: 4/2/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Felecia, Alec Metro, Mark Davis, Julie Meadows, Silvia Saint, Angelica, Anthony Crane, Dale Dabone, Bunny Luv, Voodoo, Frank Fortuna, Nikita Denise
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Review brief: Running Time: 107 min. Production Date: 1 / 15 / 2000 Director: Nicholas Steele Cast: Silvia Saint, Felecia, Julie Meadows, Bunny Luv, Angelica, Nikita Denise, Mark Davis, Alec Metro, Anthony Crane, Dale DaBone, Voodoo, and Frank Fortuna Initial Expectations: Fairly high. Its got a very good cast and Adam & Eves Premium line has been very good so far. Initial Reaction: Its lacking a little compared to some of the others in Adam & Eves Premium line but its still better than a lot of other stuff out there. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very well balanced and clear although there is a little bit of dubbing. The picture has a slight grain and some light pixelation to it in normal light but looks amazingly good in low light scenes. Music: Saint did the music for Devoured which most everybody whos read my reviews knows is a big plus to me. As usual with Saint, the music has a nice blend of jazz, Spanish, and other feels. Its very sexy and really helps the scenes out.
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Release date: 3/18/2001
Reviewed on: 4/2/2001 by sonic
Starring: Jake Steed, Lexington Steele, Vanessa, Meri, Franco Roccaforte, Diana D., Camilla Krabbe, Petra Noir
Studio: Jake Steed Prod.
Directed by: Jake Steed
Review brief: Title: Little White Chicks Big Black Monster Dicks #8 Studio: Jake Steed Productions Creator: Jake Steed Genre: Gonzo, Interracial Performers: Kara, Molestky, Petra, Gina Youngkovic, Camilla, Lexington Steele, Jake Steed, Unknown DVD Type: Single sided single layered Themes: Big cocks, barely legal chicks, no condoms, beautiful euro chicks Time: 1hr & 47min & 50secs Production Date: 4/1/00 Extras: Full motion chapters, Single trailer that features Freaks, Whoes and Flows #1-17 and Little White Chicks Big Black Monster Dicks series, Photo gallery Then the poor chick-eth had a nightmare about big bad ugly monsters. It was the worst nightmare she ever had in her tight teen life. She dreamed that all of a sudden a big hand from under her bed grabbed her arm and made its way to her bed. Other hands followed as they grabbed her body and had her trapped from leaving her room. Then the big black dick-eth was in her mouth. Her parents heard noises but ignored them as the monsters in her room fucked her in many positions.
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Release date: 11/28/2000
Reviewed on: 4/1/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Kyle Stone, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chloe, Randy Spears, T.J. Hart, Eric Masterson, Charlene Aspen, Bridgette Kerkove, Justine Romee, Ronni Coxx, Maya Divine
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: Running Time: 113 min. (cover says 93 min.) Production Date: June 2000 Director: Fred J. Lincoln Cast: Chloe, Bridgette Kerkove, Maya Divine, Justine Romee, T. J. Hart, Charlene Aspen, Evan Stone, Randy Spears, Ronnie Coxx, Kyle Stone, and Eric Masterson Initial Expectations: Chloe in an adult version of Eyes Wide Shut ? Im already shouting Fidelio at the DVD. Initial Reaction: Its really good and although it doesnt go as nasty as Chloe can, it does pushes some limits for VCA. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is normally very clear but there is some unevenness. The video is clear but shows some grain. Its also very bright. Music: The music is well balanced and a mix of funky, classical - like, and typical porn music. Review: Thighs Wide Open stars Chloe in the Nicole Kidman role and Evan Stone in Tom Cruises role in a rip-off that might have Kubrick rolling over in his grave. Chloe and Evan play a married couple whos reached a lull after being married three years.
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Release date: 1/29/2001
Reviewed on: 4/1/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Brandon Iron, Tony Tedeschi, Chris Cannon, Tina Tyler, Cheyenne Silver, Rebecca Lord, Heaven Leigh, Fiero, Kiss, Drew Andrews, Mandi Frost, Blake Leigh, A.K.A.
Studio: Odyssey
Directed by: Tina Tyler
Review brief: Running Time: 88 min. Production Date: 1998 Director: Tina Tyler Cast: Tina Tyler, Cheyenne Silver, Rebecca Lord, Kiss, Mandi Frost, Fiero, Heaven Leigh, Chris Cannon, Toni Tedeschi, A.K.A., Brandon Iron, Blake Leigh, and Drew Andrews Initial Expectations: Very high. Tina really knows what to do in front of the camera and if she does half as good behind it, this ones going to be a keeper! Initial Reaction: Its a great oral movie that blends gonzo and normal adult movies very well. Audio /Video Quality: The video has a slight grain but it doesnt interfere with the movie at all. The audio, in a word, sucks (which Ms. Tyler admits and apologizes for on the commentary). The interviews are hard to hear and you can barely hear any of the sex sounds. Music: The music is all electronic and by 13 Music. It changes according to the feel of the scene and does a great job of enhancing the scenes.
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Release date: 1/29/2001
Reviewed on: 4/1/2001 by sonic
Starring: Lexi Eriksson, Ed Powers, Bridgette, Shawnee, Mercedes, Ray Swaze
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Review brief: Title: More Dirty Debutantes #54 Studio: New Machine Creator: Ed Powers Genre: Gonzo, Amateur Performers: Bridgitte, Mercedes, Lexy Erickson, Shawnee, Ray Swazy, Ed Powers DVD Type: Single sided dual layered (DVD-9) Themes: Real sex, small dick, no condoms, natural boobs, anal sex, beauty (the chicks I mean, not Ed) Time: 2hrs & 18mins & 51secs Date of production: 6/18/96 Extras: Dirty picture gallery, Biography of Ed Powers, Transmission radio address, Six trailers, Full motion chapters Then a huge spirit-eth was seen. It was gliding on air. It was not a spirit at all, it was a man who saw 10,000 donuts that were not eaten, and so, his spirit was uplifted, as if he was gliding on air, seen by all the people in the village. He ate all the donuts, then fuck-eth the beauty females of the village. Later on, he became the first man on Earth, to make porn. Unfortunately, he never tried to tone up for the camera since he shot himself in the videos, and so we get Orca viewings. Sonic Testament 3:21:12 Ed Powers.
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Release date: 3/1/2001
Reviewed on: 4/1/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Jake Steed, Heaven, Vince Vouyer, Mr. Marcus, Joey Silvera, Jewel De'Nyle, Nacho Vidal, Nacho, Venus, Chantay, Ava Vincent, Jassmine
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: Running Time: 139 min. Production Date: 1 / 18 / 1999 Director: Joey Silvera Cast: Jewel DeNyle, Jewel Valmont, Venus, Heaven, Chantay, Jassmine, Nacho Vidal, Vince Voyeur, Mr. Marcus, Jake Steed, and Joey Silvera Initial Expectations: Evil Angel puts together some top notch DVDs and Lets Get Fucked... Please! won quite a few gonzo awards, so Ive got high expectations for it. Initial Reaction: Its great gonzo. Heck, its good enough that it could be named after several other Muppets too. Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video quality lives up to the typical high standards one has come to expect from Evil Angel. You can hear everything when Joeys shooting at the convention which makes some of the dialogue a little hard to hear but not too much. The video is very clear and I didnt notice any flaws. Music: None Review: Please! contains five unrelated scenes by Joey Silvera. In the past, Joey has always been somebody whos okay. Id neither look for him nor avoid him.
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Release date: 7/11/2000
Reviewed on: 4/1/2001 by astroknight
Starring: John Decker, Julie Meadows, T.J. Hart, Taylor St. Clair, Sabrina Johnson, Cameron Steel, Gwen Summers, Jessica Darlin, Van Damage, Luciano, Sydnee Steele, John Root, Jon Raven
Studio: Extreme Associates
Directed by: Michael Raven
Review brief: Running Time: 91 min. Production Date: 10 / 30 / 1998 Director: Jon Raven (also writer) Cast: Sydnee Steele, T. J. Hart, Julie Meadows, Taylor St. Clair, Jessica Darlin, Sabrina Johnson, Gwen Summers (non-sex), John Decker, Van Damage, Luciano, Cameron Steel, Jon Raven, Paula Domain (non-sex), Ernest Green (non- sex), John Root, and George Kaplan (non-sex) Initial Expectations: With a cast like this Its almost impossible to not have fairly high expectations even if the DVD is from Extreme. Initial Reaction: Its a good idea but not done as well as I think it could be. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty clear but the balance is slightly off. The video varies from intentionally grainy to slightly grainy to very clear and mixes black and white and color. It works very well for the movie. Music: The music is fairly heavy and overbearing. Its dark, eerie, weird music that seems like it would fit well in The X-Files but it doesnt always fit well here.
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Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 3/31/2001 by Diville
Starring: Joey Silvera, Montana, John Holmes, Linda Wong, Valerie Perrine, Carole Hilton, Moly Jack, Joanne Levine, Jacklin Morina, Alan Orkin, John Seaman
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Joseph Blanski
Review brief: Starring: John Holmes, Linda Wong, Carole Hilton, Jacklin Morina, Joanne Levine, Moly Jack, Montana, Valerie Perrine, Joey Silvera, John Seaman, Alan Orkin Directed By: Sam Norvell What do Johnny Appleseed, Pecos Bill, and John Holmes' cock all have in common? Yes, they're bigger than life, but they're also a part of American folklore. Their legends have a knack for getting exaggerated over the course of time. One must stretch his imagination quite a bit to buy into the tall tales told in children's storybooks, however, when it comes to Johnny Wad's wad we've got history recorded on film, videotape, and now DVD. His manhood has taken on mythic proportions--deservedly so, or not--but there's no denying the late poster boy for golden age smut packed some serious wood. With their DVD release of Holmes' pimp film Stormy, I'm surprised NuTech Digital was able to fit his entire dick on just one disc. It's a shame, however, the movie contained on that disc doesn't live up to the grandeur of its star's legend.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 3/31/2001 by joeblow69
Starring: Richard Reyes, James West, Joe Magno, Doug Jeffries, Scott Neely, Thom Baron, Tony Zerega, Talvin Demachio, Vinne Rooko
Studio: Titan Media
Review brief: Titan put out two water based movies a while back, Fluid and Swell. Fluid is the only one that has made its way to DVD, and was shot on and around a lake in the mountains. Im guessing Colorado, but they dont say. Its too bad, because it looks like a great vacation spot! Out on the lake, Tony Zeraga meets up with Doug Jeffries on his pontoon boat. Tonys your typical mature Titan type: rugged good looks, big muscles, and a nice sized cock. Hes pretty tall too (either that or Doug is really short!) He certainly knows his way around cock as well: he really inhales Dougs dick with ease. I was surprised to see Tony bottom in scene, but its always a treat to see the bigger guy get boned. The fucking doesnt last very long, and before you know it, these guys are blowing their loads all over each other. After a little romantic cuddling, things heat up again, and Doug gives Tony another plowing. Pretty good stuff! There are a few lighting problems with this scene, though.
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Release date: 3/1/2001
Reviewed on: 3/30/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Asia Carrera, Allysin Chaynes, Alec Metro, Chris Cannon, Kaylynn, Gwen Summers, Bridgette Kerkove, Ava Vincent, Herschel Savage
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Wesley Emerson
Review brief: Running Time: 108 min. Production Date: Aug. 2000 Director: Wesley Emerson Cast: Asia Carrera, Bridgette Kerkove, Allysin Chaynes, Kaylynn, Gwen Summers, Ava Vincent, Chris Cannon, Herschel Savage, and Alec Metro Initial Expectations: VCA normally puts together a great DVD and I always look forward to watching Asia, but the rest of the cast has brought my hopes up even higher. Initial Reaction: Its pretty good but nothing special. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very clear and well balanced. Theres some slight noise during the outdoor scene but thats the only real problem with the audio. The video looks just as good as the audio sounds. Theres a little bit of pixelation during the outdoor scene but thats about it. Music: The music is pretty standard and very quiet in the background so that I barely knew it was there. Review: Asia Is In Too Deep revolves around married couple Asia and Herschel Savage.
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Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 3/29/2001 by Draken
Starring: T.T. Boy, Sean Michaels, Don Fernando, Ray Victory, Wayne Summers, Carol Cummings, Kimberly Kane, Jamila, Fetish, Dee Jay, Harry Kindness, Hans Muller
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Review brief: Pre-Viewing Expectations What guy, in the unlikely event of being pent up in a hospital, hasn't fantasized about a sexy nurse coming into their room and doing a bit of (to borrow from the song) Sexual Healing? Does "Sexy Nurses On and Off Duty" fullfil this fantasy? About the only thing the case says on this one is that the nurses will make sure you are sexually healthy whether or not they are on duty. It does point out that this is from their "Classic Collection" meaning it has been digitally remastered and re-released on DVD format. The Main Event The first scene opens with a nurse saying it is 10 midnight and she's waiting for four doctors to join her in the room. She's wearing a white outfit, and the typical white hat with the red cross sybol on it. Do nurses even wear such hats anymore? Soon enough, the four guys enter, already nude. Glad I don't see nude doctors walking around the halls when I'm unfortunate enough to be at the hospital.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/4/2000
Reviewed on: 3/29/2001 by Draken
Starring: Ian Daniels, Inari Vachs, Dee [II] (classic female), Mark Anthony, Nina Hartley, Angelica Sin, Rich Handsome
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nina Hartley
Review brief: Pre-Viewing Expectations I'm not expecting a traditional skin flick with this feature. It should be more of a tutorial layout, with some demonstrations of the use of toys. The Main Event The movie opens with a monologue by Tina Hartley describing several class of toys, such as vibrating, penetrative toys, tactile toys, sensory depravation toys, and constrictive toys. She talks about safety, such as using flaired base anal toys so they aren't sucked in, and not placing the penis into something that doesn't open or easily streach, such as bottles. After the discussion of toys, the women from the three demonstration couples gets to pick out a few toys for them to try. While the women pick out toys, the guys are trying to race vibrating toys across a glass table. As Nina says, one needs to be able to laugh at sex, as it is sweaty and hair in the face fun. The three couples are left to their own devices, with Nina going from couple to couple talking about what they are doing, the toy being used.
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Release date: 3/1/2001
Reviewed on: 3/29/2001 by Draken
Studio: Digital Sin
Review brief: Pre-Viewing Expectations Public nudity and flashing, of course. Aren't they pretty much all any guy thinks about when thinking of Mardi Gras? The Main Event Movie starts out with a guy holding a sign that says "Show us dem tits", and show them they do. Big tits, small tits, firm tits, droopy tits, skinny tits, fat tits, young tits (all are 18 or older, how they checked this, I don't know), old tits, if they are tits, they are here. Women flashing their tits for a string of beads. Some would even drop trow and show off their pussy and ass for the fancier strings of beads. It is amazing what these women would do for beads. Of couse, alcohol is a factor, lowing their inahibitions. The movie is a montage of scenes from the 1999 Mardi Gras. The scenes are shot of women on the street, in bars, on balconies, and in hotel windows showing their wares to the general public. There are scenes from both daytime and nighttime.
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