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Man to Man Heat Review

Colt

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Reviewed by joeblow69  on  6/25/2001
The Love Tub
Heavily mustached Bob Randall is busy eating turkey and sipping champagne in a hot tub, when one of my favorite pre-condom stars, Moose, stops by. Moose has a very nice, hairy chest, and a beautiful uncut cock. There’s a little bit of oral here, but most of this scene is Moose shoving his moosecock up Bob’s ass. Of course, we don’t see much of the actual penetration (some body part always seems to get in the way). It’s a pretty good scene. Bob has a particularly long and thick dick, unfortunately, you don’t see much of it until the end.

Hawaiian Heat
Oh My God! Muscle Overload! Mike Betts and Rick Wolfmier are ripped! They sure as hell don’t make guys like this anymore! Mike is running along the beach, when he catches Rick massaging his crotch while watching him. They head back into Rick’s hut, where they do a whole lot of mutual masturbation and a little oral play. Damn, these guys looks great rolling around on the floor! Unfortunately, this is an oral only scene. Argh!! If this had even a little bit of anal, this scene would have been perfect! This may have been the first gay porno shot on location in Hawaii!

Gunner and Killler
Gunner’s a smart guy. He knows the easiest way to get some action is to make sure you are naked and jerking off when you friend stops by. So when Killer walks in and catches Gunner all oiled up and beatin’ his meat, the two get right down to business. Both are very good looking guys. Killer’s mustache is a little too 70’s for me, but with a dick like his, I will definitely let it slide. They suck each other off for a bit, then Killer fucks Gunner in a couple of different positions. In the end, Gunner tried to give Killer a nice oral cumshot, but he already blew once in this scene, and didn’t really have much spunk left. An unfortunate missed opportunity for some yummy cumeating. Oh well, it’s still a great scene.

Saturday Afternoon Fever
In the first threesome of this compilation, three leather clad motorcycle dudes (Terry, Pat, and Josh) make out in and around a very retro van. These are what I would call “B” grade Colt stars. They aren’t quite as good looking as most Colt stars, they aren’t as muscular, and they all have beards. I first I was thinking this was going to be just filler material, but once I got a load of the huge cocks in this scene, my eyes were glued to the set. After some nice cocksucking, the guy with the biggest dick fucks each of the other guys. There’s a great oral cumshot at the end too!

The Best Laid Plans
Hmmm…. Another threeway with “B” grade actors. Two construction workers are taking a break and having a little bit of fun, when they are joined by a third guy, who looks to be an architect. (This guy is actually wearing nylon slacks! Hahahaha….) Anyway, before you know it, the architect gets fucked by both construction workers. Surprisingly, there are some nice penetration shots here, too! This isn’t a great scene, but it does have its moments. (Like the someone licking up all the come that was blown all over the architect’s chest!)

Drive Shaft
Driving down a country road, a built, but not particularly attractive, brunette picks up a hunky blond guy for a little “back-seat” action. This is another all oral scene. What a bummer! They have all this great rimming and even a thumb shoved up someone’s ass, but no fucking. Damn! Anyway, the cock sucking is actually pretty hot, and there’s two smokin’ oral cumshots at the end.

Three is a Dream
J.W. King, a muscular marine type, and a young twinkie boy (twinkie boy? What is he doing in a Buckshot/Colt film?) star in the last of this DVDs threesomes. The marine gives the other guys a little strip show to get the action started, and before you know it, J.W. is shoving his great big dick up that tight little marine ass! Of course the twinkie boy gets J.W.’s cock slammed up his sweet little hole as well. Overall, another great scene.

Alter Ego
Ok, this is weird. First things first, STUNTZ has a gigantic cock. We’re talking a genuine two- fister here. That’s not the weird part. What starts out as a solo, turns into some bizarre fantasy of STUNTZ making out with himself. So, all of a sudden, another guy appears, but he doesn’t get undressed, and we never see his face. According to the back of the DVD, this is supposed to be STUNTZ alter ego. Ooookay. Whatever. What were these guys smoking? As I continued to watch it, though, I found it strangely erotic.

Alley Cats
Hunky, darkhaired Loren Marks is cruising downtown LA looking for some hot little number, when he picks up a beefy marine at a bus stop. They head back to a seedy alley so they can get their groove on. Man oh man, there is some SERIOUS heat here. There’s lots of kissing, a good dose of cocksucking, and Loren takes it up the ass in the end.

Not So Straight
Gunner has had a thing for his straight neighbor (Rocco Rizzoli) for a while now, and when Rocco starts jackin off beside his pool, it’s more than Gunner can take. Gunner rushes over to Rocco’s house and does his best to seduce him (I wish all straight men were this easy to seduce!) Who can blame Gunner, though? Rocco has a great big cock that was just made to suck on. Eventually, Rocco shoves that massive missile up Gunner’s ass. And there’s even lots of awesome no-condom insertion shots! Yeah! Gunner blows a tastey load while bouncing up and down on the big prick, reverse cowboy style. It’s a fantastic ending to a terrific compilation.

Audio/Video Quality
Considering most of these films are around 20 years old, the video quality is surprisingly good. For the most part it isn’t grainy, and there aren’t any major scratches of defects anywhere. I should mention that there are no live sounds in this compilation. You can see people talking, but you have no idea what they are saying. Everything is overlaid with standard porno music. There are a few moans and groans here and there, but I’m pretty sure those are just dubbed in.

Extras
There isn’t much as far as extras go. There are two ads for their website, the slideshow is just a slideshow of covers of their different movies. Sure, there are a few non-cover pictures, but there isn’t any nudity in any of them, so what’s the point? Colt has so many pictures in their archives; I don’t see why they don’t use some of those. Also included is a trailer for various Minute Man productions (Muscle Ranch, Killer and Butch, Rawhide Load, Muscle Beach, Relief and Timberwolves). They probably should have given each movie it’s own trailer, instead of combining them all into one big one.

Final Word
Man to Man Heat is an excellent compilation that easily surpases the mundane Best of Buckshot. My favorite scene was Hawaiian Heat. Damn, those muscle bound hunks sure can put on a show! If you like your men big, butch, and beefy, then this is the DVD for you. Loads of pre-condom sex, and a generous amount of cumeating make this a compilation you’ll want to watch again and again.

Running Time: 111 minutes

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