Different Strokes 2: Public Pop Shots Review

Reviewed by Endorphin  on  6/28/2001

Starring: Mercedes, Julianna Sterling, Aspen Brock, Allison and Alecia Kilgore, Kelli Cage, Aztec, Genevieve DeKay, Amber Lee, Rodney Moore, Red

Pros: Allison and Alecia, chick ID

Cons: there is absolutely nothing erotic about this DVD, not a very attractive cast (actually quite unattractive at times), pop shots are not in public, Rodney gets his asshole licked, boring sex, a beeping sound in many scenes,

In my recent review of Xtreme Janine I expounded upon some of the qualities that I think make a porn good. After viewing Different Strokes I can now think of a basic quality that will garner a bad review. This DVD actually made me want to watch another porno afterwards so that I could actually get aroused. I asked for this DVD for probably two different reasons. First, I was curious. Public pop shots? What is that all about? Is somebody actually going to cream on somebody's face in public? Well, no. Rodney does cum on the women's face in closed quarters then they walk outside into an area that does not seem to have many people in the vicinity. Second, I wanted to see cum hungry chicks. Were they? It did not seem that way. They just seemed like willing participants. In truth, I really expected one of two emotions after viewing this. Either I would be turned on by cum hungry chicks or I would feel disgusted by the exploitation of women who were just trying to get paid. Oddly enough I just felt bored. I really did not expect to see a whole bunch of girls have a 'whatever' or 'this is somewhat amusing' look on their faces.

The next time anti-porn crusaders are putting together of list of pornos in order to argue that porn is degrading to women this DVD will be on the list. The women have only three important functions and this DVD does not try to cover it up. First, they help Rodney build up a load. Second, they allow him to release that load on their faces. Third, they display that load on their faces. There is no effort made to please the women. There is no foreplay, not even a pussy licking. If they are lucky (sic) they may actually get fucked. I'm surprised they weren't expected to cook dinner afterwards (with the cum still on their faces). It is definitely not a DVD for women (Heck! it's not even a DVD for most men).

Most people have probably gotten this far and know they don't want this DVD, but I shall continue.

Breakdown:
Julianna---a brunette with nice legs. Rodney sees Julianna walking down the street and picks her up (Where is that street where porn stars walk? Can you give me directions?). They proceed to have sex in a minivan. No foreplay, just stick it in. You know. The way most women like it. Rodney stops and tells Julianna to masturbate while he drives her to the bus stop. She does it, but decides that she is going to call the shots and she blows him while he is driving. Once there he is kind enough to cum on her face before she leaves the minivan. Actually this scene was probably the highlight. Julianna is actually able to pull off the illusion that she is actually turned on and you actually believe that she wants to keep that cum on her face for the rest of the day.

Mercedes---a slightly chubby brunette. She blows him in the minivan.

Gwenevieve--a very pale, Goth chick. First we get to see a very boring segment of walking to a racquetball court where she gets spanked (actually, the spanking sounds kinda funky in the racquetball court). The we get to see a boring walk to his apartment where we can now see the usual boring stuff of this DVD.

Monique--a black girl with a nice body who gives a very sloppy blowjob. Another boring scene.

lkashf;oueua;lanalv. lalalalalalalalalalalala. blah. Did I remember to turn the iron off? Oooops! I guess I am getting bored just remembering this DVD. Are you still reading? What's wrong with you? Haven't you already gotten the feeling that Ben Stein could have made porn more interesting? Okay, Okay, for you I will continue..

Kelli Cage--a rather chubby girl who gives Rodney a blowjob.

Allison--a cute blonde with a nice rack (that is promoted quite frequently). Actually she looks like Baby Spice with a better build. I liked her looks and would like to see her in a DVD that doesn't require so much use of the fast forward button. She is upset because her sister has reduced herself to prostitution (unlike reducing herself to star in this DVD). Rodney, the good Samaritan that he is, agrees to help. But first, he wants Allison to help him build up a load. They go stop Alecia (an exact replica of Allison) before she seals the deal. The client is disappointed so Rodney comes up with zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(oops! sorry bout that) great solution that the blowjob is legal if he records it (If its legal it has to be right). Alecia and client do some stuff until he sends some glowing cum on her face (yes, it actually did glow). Then Allison gets Rodney's cum on her face (hey! she worked for it).

Aspen Brock--a good looking brunette. I actually started to get aroused with this for a few moments. The blowjob was slow and tantalizing, but then zzzzzzz. (Actually that was not me this time.) She looked as if she was about to fall asleep. It was quite obvious that she was on some type of substance. I felt bad for her.

Aztec--a fat Native American. Can I go to bed now?

I do have one compliment for this DVD though (aside from the fact it ends). Rodney does a pretty good job with the camera work given it is a one man show. At one point he is working the camera, getting a blowjob, and driving a minivan at the same time. I've seen worse camera work with less going on. He also has the good sense to not put the camera on himself (are you listening Ed?).

Shelf life: I want to give this to dumblonde. Maybe she will hate it enough to write her first review. Otherwise, it will make a good coaster.

Bottom line: I hope you enjoyed reading this review. If not, you still will have enjoyed it more than watching the DVD.