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Wet Undies 2
Release date: 1/23/2004
Reviewed on: 6/8/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Haley, Alexis Malone, Kayla Marie
Studio: Heatwave
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 85 min. Production Date: 6 / 17 / 2003, 9 / 24 & 30 / 2003, 10 / 30 / 2003 Director: Jim Powers Cast: Alexis Malone, Haley Paige, Kayla Marie, Laurel Berry, Kris Slater, Dirty Harry, Johnny Thrust, and Mr. Pete The Short Story Initial Expectations: For some reason, I cant get my hopes up much for this one. Initial Reaction: Theres some pretty good sex, but most everything else in the DVD seems to be lacking. Who Should Watch It : Raincoaters Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a fair amount of peeing or high quality technical aspects The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are weak. The audio is a little muddy, and theres a fair amount of camera noise and poorly balanced audio. Theres also a couple times where you can hear directions being given to the cast better than the cast themselves. The video is also a bit muddy. Its lit pretty well, but the picture is comparable to an average to slightly below average VHS picture.
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Cock Tease Torture
Release date: 2/6/2004
Reviewed on: 6/8/2005 by Endorphin
Starring: Nikki Sinn, Morgan Fairlane, Tori Sinclair
Studio: LBO
Review brief: Starring: Nikki Sinn, Tori Sinclair (Lisa Comshaw), Morgan Fairlane, Coque Shuere Pros: B-movie queen Lisa Comshaw all tied up, Tori pulling off the short hair, let me be the one wanting to lick that pussy Cons: highly deceptive title and description, I really don't want to see his hair ass, a perfectly beautiful breast should never be concealed by a tattoo Features: Phone sex ads!!! Yeah!!!! (read while thinking of sarcasm) Why I have it: I have been into cock tease torture for awhile (not the title), so I was hoping for a DVD devoted to the fetish. Overall: As a DVD supposedly devoted to the art of cock teasing this title falls well short. Time wise I don't think the male sub is even present for more than half the DVD and in the scenes when he was not present they didn't even bother to pretend that he was teased by watching. Given that the title and the DVD description are all devoted to cock teasing, LBO deserves a hard spanking (unless they enjoy it).
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Barely Legal: Corrupted 2
Release date: 3/30/2005
Reviewed on: 6/7/2005 by picman
Starring: Brian Surewood, Marco, Jon Dough, Scott Lyons, Kurt Lockwood, Jack Spade, Gia Paloma, Chanel Chavez, Tiffany Holiday, Aidan Layne, Genesis Skye, Marco Banderas
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Prologue Van Styles has brought his video magic to Hustler and given them a harder edged product to market. He appears to be re-tooling they're venerable series, Barely Legal, with his own flayva. Casting Gia Paloma guarantees hardcore intensity, Chanel Chavez, my attention, and Tiffany Holiday, automatic wood. This video was shot in HD. Tit men are going to go crazy seeing Aidan Layne for the first time. She's blessed and doing very little to hide them. A flimsy halter made from a "wife beater" t-shirt and tie dyed with "Hottie" on the front. Truer words were never emblazoned. She plays with those natural wonders as Van quizzes her. Aidan is nineteen and reminds me a little of Mirage (Briana Banks) in looks and demeanor when she first appeared in the industry. She sits on a step and opens her pussy, playing with the already gaping and wet orifice, telling us this is a special occasion as she's going to get fucked in the ass today. Aidan turns to show her firm butt and play with her dripping pussy some more.
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Suck The Cum Right Out My Balls 2
Release date: 6/1/2003
Reviewed on: 6/7/2005 by MisterNoGood
Starring: Tommy Gunn, Amythiest, Lana Cox, Cailey Taylor
Studio: Lord Perious
Review brief: When I review a movie, I usually like to give a breakdown of each scene. However, when I run into a movie like this that has the same problems in every scene, I will just give a brief summary. I was looking forward to watching this as it has some girls that I have not seen before. The first thing that I noticed about the movie is that in each scene there is no set up to the scene, or interview, or tease segments. Each scene starts with the girl already giving the bj. I much prefer some kind of set up to the scene. The second problem is that the camera is often in the worst possible angles. In almost all the scenes the camera is pointed at the side of the girls head or behind her, and it is difficult to see her face or to even tell if she is pretty.
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Seduced & Abandoned
Release date: 8/9/2004
Reviewed on: 6/7/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Nacho Vidal, Laura Angel, Rita Faltoyano, Max Cortes, Jessica May, Toni Ribas, Julie Silver, Laura Lion
Studio: Erotic Media
Review brief: Seduced and Abandoned is a Euro feature with tons of sex and great-looking girls. Unfortunately, the sex is poorly captured, the plot is stupid, the film is poorly dubbed, and the special effects are overdone. This flick originates from either Spain or Italy. Laura Angel puts a gypsy curse on a man who refuses to marry her when she becomes pregnant. The man, now gray-haired, relates his story through an annoying voiceover throughout this flick. Trust me, hit the FF button and skip the plot. There are eight sex scenes here, and most of them were hot until the editors got a hold of the film and added slo-mo; black-to-white montages; long, enduring shots of the guys faces; and peek-a-boo camerawork. These distractions simply ruin the mood of even the most scorching scene.
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Gob Swappers
Release date: 3/2/2005
Reviewed on: 6/7/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Venus, Trinity, Jezebelle Bond, Lezley Zen, Lisa Marie, Vanessa Lane, Brooke Haven, Genesis Skye, Goldie Cox
Studio: Vertigo Videos
Directed by: Martin Del Toro
Review brief: If you like plenty of spitting, slurping, and salivating, Gob Swappers is for you. There was more slobbering than in a dentists office. People were spitting on dicks, on pussies, in each others mouths, everywhere! I felt like putting on a raincoat. Each of the five scenes begins with two (or more) girls sucking spunk from a glass through straws. Then they say something to the effect, Youre probably wondering how we got in this situation. No, actually, we werent, but go ahead and show us. Blonds Genesis Skye and Brooke Haven start the show. They double-team some guy (no credits on this DVD) for about 12 minutes before getting a mouthful of his guy goo and swapping it back and forth for a while. Brown-haired Vanessa Lane and an unidentified blonde with huge false eyelashes and small tits, are next. They romp with their mystery guy and take nice open-mouth facials before exchanging cum and Vanessa swallows. The next scene is a mini-orgy with four girls (Sophia, Trinity, Goldie Cox, and Lexi) engaging Sergio and another dude.
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Sky Foxes
Release date: 9/7/2004
Reviewed on: 6/7/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Tom Byron, Peter North, Sheena Horne, Brittany Stryker, Billy Dee, Paula Harlow, Krista Lane, Johnny Nineteen
Studio: Pure Play
Review brief: Sky Foxes is a 1987 VCA release which offers all that was good (and bad) in 80s porn. That is, the plot is asinine, the sets amateur, the acting miserable, and the pubic hair plentiful. On the other hand, the girls look pretty good (despite the hairy bushes), the camera stays on the action pretty well, and there is heat in nearly every scene. This flick is so old, it apparently was legal in those days to smoke on airplanes. The stewardesses (not called flight attendants then) all wear very low-cut uniforms and take every opportunity to stick their tits in the faces of the male travelers. The star of this oldie but goodies, IHMO, is cute blond Sheena Horne. She offered a girl next door look and was always sexually energetic. Not the drop dead gorgeous looks of, say, Ginger Lynn, but a wholesome face and dynamite body. Come back, Sheena! Blond Megan Bradley gets tag-teamed by Mike Horner and Johnny Nineteen (great name!) in the opener set in a hotel room. She takes a nice pair of facials to end the romp.
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Pop My Ass
Release date: 1/20/2005
Reviewed on: 6/7/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Alex Rox, Katrina Kraven, Destiny St. Claire, Smokie Flame, Jasmine Byrne, Riley Brooks, Karlie Montana, Mac Turner, The Drifter, Robert Whaad
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Yani Z
Review brief: Pop My Ass is one of those flicks youd love to like, because the sex is pretty hot and nasty. Unfortunately, its tough getting excited about seeing average to fair looking (at best) women getting hosed. The emphasis of the sex here is, obviously, the female ass. The girls all get their butts drilled, and there is plenty of butt plug, anal bead, and dildo insertion. But the girls and the action are interchangeable, with each scene following the same basic formula: diddle the girls, bring in the guys, gape them as often as possible, A2Ms galore, shoot a load on their faces, and have them swallow. The scenes (in order) feature Destiny St. Claire and Drifter; slightly chubby, unattractive, overly-inked Katrina Kraven and Alex Rox; Jasmine Bryne and Karlie Montana tag-teaming Mac Turner (only Jasmine gets fucked; Karlie strictly plays with Jasmine); Smokie Flame (complete with unsightly butt acne) and Robert Whaad; and, finally, semi-cute Riley Brooks (the lone blonde) and Alex Rox. The DVD extras include Behind the Scenes, Photo Gallery, Previews, and Website info.
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Sex & Romance (Wicked)
Release date: 12/18/2003
Reviewed on: 6/7/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Brad Armstrong, John West, Eric Masterson, jessica drake, Paulina, Maya Divine, Victoria Givens
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jim Enright
Review brief: Sex and Romance is strictly couples fare, and its only marginally decent at that. Raincoaters should pass. The story revolves around blond cutie Jessica Drake, a horny novelist who writes randy tomes that come to life as she types away. There is decent music throughout, good sets and lighting, but horrible acting, a lame script, a bit of looping, average girls, and lukewarm sex. Brunette Victoria Givens, she of the bad boob job, romps with Evan stone in a bubble bath to open the action, such as it is. Hope the water was hot, because the sex is not even close to steamy here. It ends in an open mouth facial. Drake is next, and she pairs off with Brad Armstrong in a kitchen tryst. Again, the partners just seem to be going through the motions, and it finishes with Drake jerking a Brad load into her waiting mouth. Blond Wendy Divine (Drakes publisher) gets seduced by waiter Eric Masterson while the girls have lunch in a restaurant.
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Chocolate Cream Pies (Mayhem)
Release date: 5/19/2005
Reviewed on: 6/7/2005 by picman
Starring: Byron Long, Devlin Weed, Sledge Hammer, Brian Pumper, Renee Pornero, Dwayne Cummings, Missy Monroe, Trina Michaels, Hillary Scott, Kelly Wells, Alicia Alighatti
Studio: Mayhem
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Prologue The title pretty much speaks for itself. The cream will be courtesy of black dicks and the pies being filled will be the likes of Missy Monroe, Hillary Scott and Kelly Fuck'n Wells. That last one just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? Oh yeah, Renee Pornero and Trina Michaels, as well as luscious covergirl Alicia Alighatti. Let's get this Krispy Kreme franchise rolling. One of the women who's name has been on everyone's lips the last few months, Hillary Scott is teasing us with her body in a hot b/w pattern w/pink piping lingerie set and telling us that she's hungry for a chocolate creampie. She has an eclair and sucks the chocolate ooze out of it. This puts pastry eating into the realm of lascivious imagery so clearly defined in the new 2257 rules. She promises a creampie for her ass. Hillary is serving up a real creampie to her friends, Trina Michaels and Renee Pornero. They're lapping at the cream lewdly and engaging in nasty banter about they're love of black dick and their cream injections. Byron Long is spying on these hot sluts.
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Virtual Porn Star: Bunny Luv
Release date: 6/7/2001
Reviewed on: 6/7/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Bunny Luv
Studio: Pixis
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 28 min. Production Date: 04 / 2001 Director: None credited, but you can hear Ian Daniels directing things Cast: Bunny Luv and Ian Daniels The Short Story Initial Expectations: Pixis seems to put less care into their DVDs than I do in wiping my ass (with the toilet paper having about the same results as their DVDs). Im expecting this one to be spectacularly sucktastic. Initial Reaction: If given the choice between watching this DVD and chugging a container of used enema fluid, go for the enema fluid if youre allowed to strain it fist. Who Should Watch It : I wouldnt even give this to prison inmates as part of their punishment! Who Should Avoid It: Everybody The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is pretty clear and well balanced, and doesnt have all the background noises I expected. The video is lit okay, but theres some noticeable pixelation. Music: The music has a rock beat and is a bit loud.
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Handjobs Across America 10
Release date: 3/12/2005
Reviewed on: 6/7/2005 by Endorphin
Starring: Sarah, Bunny, Paige, Kaya
Studio: XPLOR
Review brief: Starring: Tyler, Railee, Paige Turner, Kaya, Sara, Nikki Star, Bunny Gomez, Kristiana Pros: unintentional humor, Railee's playfulness, Paige is incredibly cute, Kristiana's BOOBIES!, women can actually get men off, I'd like a handjob from each of these girls, different experiences(not from a necessarily from a technical standpoint) Cons: dead air, chopped up bonus scene Features: There is an interesting blooper reel that has no scenes from the movie so I suspect that many titles from the same company contain the same blooper reel. The trailers are formatted quite poorly. All trailers are on one track, so you can't easily skip over the 40 and Over(though I think I would do a few of them.) section and the first couple minutes are pointless because the sex is covered up by box covers. The Sex Kittens and Sex Machines titles looked interesting. It also includes a Cliff notes version of a bonus scene. Why I have it: Conflicting reasons. First, I am into prolonged teasing and lots of times teasing consists of prolonged handjobs.
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Fishnets 2
Release date: 3/24/2005
Reviewed on: 6/6/2005 by bono-ONE
Starring: Roxanne Hall, David Perry, Mark Wood, Terri Summers, Mick Blue, Lanny Barbie, Joe Monti, Sandra Romain, Eva Angelina, Patricia Petite
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Welcome to another Zero Tolerance romantic lovefest! This one features the use of fishnets prominently hence its usage in the title. Like the Rolling Stones album with the zipper on the cover this dvd cums wrapped up in blue fishnet which I got a chuckle out of seeing. What then draws your attention will surely be the hotness that is Lanny Barbie who takes some of the best pictures in porn today along with I'd say Monica Sweetheart. It's to bad that lovely Czech isn't in this dvd but you do get several other hotties ranging from Eva Angelina to Super Mega Goddess 2000 Roxanne Hall. Well let's hit the highlights and from this impressive cast I'd expect quite a few. Eva Angelina: Ok this dark haired beauty leads off and we begin with her actually topless standing in front of an open window and the breeeze blows in giving a nice vibe to the scene. You then watch Eva take a seat and start to put on some lingerie with the g-string going on first, then the see thru materials are brought to bare.
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Crack Addict 3
Release date: 4/12/2005
Reviewed on: 6/6/2005 by bono-ONE
Starring: Pat Myne, Tommy Gunn, Mr. Pete, Mick Blue, Andrea Moranty, Sandra Romain, Katsuni, Melissa Lauren, Patricia Petite, Naudia Nyce
Studio: 3rd Degree
Directed by: Chris Streams
Review brief: If you like the female bootie then I have a pretty good series for you to check out. 3rd Degree has been going strong now for almost a year and this has been one of their better series and it doesn't get any better than having Sandra Romain on the cover and doing a scene, you want intensity times 10 this is your girl. Add in other talents like Melissa Lauren and Katsumi I'd say we're in for one good whack session, so let's not waste anymore time. Katsumi: Our first girl has been going strong now for a couple of years and never fails to inspire wood. This scene begins with a nice shot panning up to her ass and wow what a tush we see shook in our faces, the floor angle was superb here. Our camera guy isn't shy copping a feel and why not. Katsumi then turns around to show off her modest set of tits even licking a nipple before moving on to a toy nearby and that soon finds its way inside her ass. The action then moves to a couch where Katsumi sits, spreading her legs wide and her pussy/ ass get some fingers probing in each area.
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Finally Legal 12
Release date: 11/1/2004
Reviewed on: 6/6/2005 by dandaman
Starring: Mark Davis, Joey Ray, Mark Ashley, Alex Divine, Barbara Summer, Eve Laurence, Porsha Blaze, Patricia Petite, Benjamin Brat
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Billy Zoom
Review brief: Finally Legal 12 Studio: Metro Category: Barely Legal Director: Billy Zoom Starring: Mark Davis, Joey Ray, Mark Ashley, Benjamin Bratt, Alex Divine, Barbara Summer, Eve Lawrence, Porsha Blaze, Patricia Petite What I Liked Here We go again with another effort from the guys from metro the Finally legal line going for their 12 installment, in the teen genre. I really enjoy the first scene with Patricia Petite, she is a girl full of energy and seems to have a good time., the fourth scene is just as good as any other in the market featuring Porsha blaze, full of piercing everywhere you can imaging, last but not least, there is a girl with big and juicy melons, she does the favors to the cover and have a medium heat scene of her own. Two more scene complete the dvd, Alex Divine, nice rack, and the one with Barbara Summers, being the only anal of the movie, kind of silly getting her gaping like a pro?. After all a very enjoyable flick with nice racks, and a bit of spice here and there.
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Virgin Surgeon 3 (Zero Tolerance)
Release date: 3/4/2005
Reviewed on: 6/6/2005 by DreamWeaver
Starring: Chris Charming, Mark Wood, Sascha, Gianna Michaels, Steven French, Jenaveve Jolie, Samantha Ryan, Saana, Courtney Cummz, Gwenn, Denice K.
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: DreamWeaver Reviews Adult DVD Talk Movie Review: Zero Tolerance Virgin Surgeon 3 Scene Summary Scene One Tease Toys Oral Vag Anal DP Double Vag Double Anal Condoms IR Facial Swallow Cream Pie Jenaveve Jolie X X X X Scene Type: boy/girl (straight sex) Scene Rating: 3 out of 5 Comments: Jenaveve is a pretty brunette (looks native american with a tribal style tattoo band around her arm) who is looking beautiful decked out in baby blue & pink lingerie. Following a brief outdoor interview with Mike Quasar, she moves indoors for the pump and grind action with Steven French. Although the scene is moderately paced, it offers plenty of eye candy and is well captured. The positions covered, for the most part, are doggy, RC, cowgirl and mish. Scene Two Tease Toys Oral Vag Anal DP Double Vag Double Anal Condoms IR Facial Swallow Cream Pie Gwenn X X X Scene Type: boy/girl (straight sex) Scene Rating: 3.25 out of 5 Comments: Gwenn (bottom center back box cover) is a skinny blonde with several tattoos and shortly cropped, blonde hair. We le
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Diva X: Kaoru (Pixis)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/6/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Kaoru
Studio: Pixis
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 17 min. Production Date: Feb. 2000 Director: Ian Daniels Cast: Karao and Ian Daniels The Short Story Initial Expectations: So far this series has been less enjoyable than when I went to the dentist with a tooth that was cracked down to the root. Im not expecting anything better here. Initial Reaction: The best thing about the DVD is that the TFUI refused to work and instead froze up my DVD player. Who Should Watch It : Anybody involved with its production other than Kaoru. They deserve to be tied down and forced to watch this shit repeatedly as punishment for putting it out. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who can avoid it The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects, in a word, suck. The audio has a funky feel to it, and feels hollow while also barely letting you year the action. Theres also a few minor background noises. The video is just as bad. Its grainy, unevenly lit, and has a lot of camera motion. Its not easy to watch.
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Nailed With Cum
Release date: 5/27/2005
Reviewed on: 6/6/2005 by LSBReviews
Starring: Kaylynn, Kat, Brittney Skye, Lauren Phoenix, Cytherea, Ariana Jollee, Nautica Thorn, Katrina Kraven, Gia Paloma, Eva Angelina, Melissa Lauren, Mya Diamond, Sativa Rose, Tiana Lynn, Nicole Brazzle, Keri Sable, Sammie Rhodes, Simony Diamond, Paris Lee, Katja Kassin
Studio: Smash Pictures
Review brief: Nailed With Cum Produced 01/02 thru 03/05 Smash Pictures 133 minutes Starring: Eva Evangalina, Keri Sable, Paris Lee, Sammie Rhodes, Katja Kassin, Katrina Kraven, Nicole Brazzle, Melissa Lauren, Nautica Thorn, Gia Paloma, Cytherea, Sativa Rose, Ariana Jolie, Lauren Phoenoix, Kaylynn, Britany Skye, Tianna Lynn, Kat, Simony, Mya Diamond, Ice LaFox, Jasmine Byrne, Jassie, Nicole Sheridan and many more girls and guys. Check out my reviews at www.lsbreviews.com Compilation No Condoms Nailed With Cum is a compilation film that features clips from over 80 scenes. There's usually some fucking and/or sucking before the dude deposits his load on the girls face/mouth. There's also some scenes that include anal sex, double penetration, interracial sex, cum swapping and cum swallowing. I didn't recognize many of the girls. I'm assuming a good number are European. Either way the major majority of the girls are very pretty.
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Suck It Up (Elegant Angel)
Release date: 5/23/2005
Reviewed on: 6/5/2005 by MisterNoGood
Starring: Brandon Iron, Kyle Stone, Randy Spears, Dick Nasty, Mickey G., Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Chris Mountain, Roxy Jezel, Alex Divine, Tiana Lynn, Tyla Wynn, Flower Tucci, Joe Rock, Jersey Jaxin, Vivian West
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: I have really been impressed with Eleglant Angel over the past few years. They have really improved their production values and have a couple of talented directors. I am looking forward to seeing this blow bang movie. The movie starts out with a wacky funny song and then we see the very attractive Roxy Jezel dressed in black and pink lingerie. She is standing in the kitchen that she calls the "kitchen of love." After talking dirty for a while, which certainly got my heart racing, she picks up an empty glass, adds two cherrys, and says "I want a jizz martini". Roxy gets to her knees and is surrounded by four guys dicks pointing at her face. Roxy quickly goes from one cock to another sucking them deep and using her hands at the same time to quickly stroke the other dicks. One at a time the guys jerk off into her glass, and she gulps it right down, and then she picks up the two jizz coated cherrys and puts them in her mouth. This scene was fantastic. Roxy did an amazing job and looked fantastic.
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Cum Filled Asshole Overload 2
Release date: 3/25/2005
Reviewed on: 6/5/2005 by howie
Starring: John Strong, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Robert Rosenberg, Steve Holmes, Franco Roccaforte, Kid Jamaica, George Uhl, Tera Joy, Lucy Ann, Keri Sable, Niki Dark, Francesca Felucci
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Erik Everhard
Review brief: Whats in my DVD player (mainstream): The Aviator Gosh, if Scorcese cant win Best Director for this biopic of Howard Hughes, then he will have to wait for the Lifetime Achievement award to finally get his hands on an Oscar. Director: Erik Everhard Running time: 3:06 My short review: Ill keep this review short and direct you to Bono-ones detailed review if you want a scene blow-by-blow. This Erik Everhard epic has a common premise for each scene: a hot girl with sexual energy to burn is paired with 4 to 5 guys who proceed to analize and DP the girl with each scene ending in a show of cumfarting of multiple anal creampies. Sticking with the theme of this porno, I will provide a description on the cumfarts and subsequent activities with said cumfarts. Scene 1 Keri Sable: Keri is the sole American girl in the cast and she is batting lead-off. Keri is a cute as can be blonde who is paired with 5 guys and she acquits herself very well as her charisma and energy take this scene to another level.
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Pussy Worship (Adam & Eve)
Release date: 2/22/2005
Reviewed on: 6/5/2005 by MASAMUNE
Starring: Veronica, Lea de Mae, Paloma, Jane Darling, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Sarah Blue, Claudia Rossi, Nikki Sun, Angel Dark, Claudia Adams, Niki Dark, Sinitia Stone
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Gazzman
Review brief: Director: Gazzman Camera: Ricky Blue Genre: Lesbian, Gonzo Release: 2/05 Notes: Widescreen act 1: JANE DARLING and ANGEL DARK Lesbian, stockings, Anal, Pussy-to-pussy grind, double ended dildo, Ass/Pussy combo dildo OVERALL SCORE: 4.75 Scene Highlights: Tall, buxom blonde Jane is suited up in a fishnet ensemble, open at the cunt for quick-access pussy play. Elegant-looking Angel sports black lingerie, garter belts, vertical striped stockings, the works, as her perfect pear shaped titties hang out prominently. She sluts it up as she walks forward and the cam shoots between her legs at her friend as she rubs her cunny. I love this shot. Angel points her delicious bum to the cam and Jane kneads her buttcheeks apart in her hands, pulling it again and again so her pussy starts to talk. The girls form a 69 and we get cunt lapping and tits rubbed roughly on love peas.
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Six In Me
Release date: 3/22/2005
Reviewed on: 6/5/2005 by picman
Starring: Brian Surewood, Byron Long, Terri Summers, Brock Adams, Anthony Hardwood, Billy Banks, L.T., Cuntre Pipes, Lauren Phoenix, Jayna Oso, Tone Capone, Buster Good, Scott Nails, Jack Venice, Nat Turnher, Slim Dawg, Marco Banderas
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Mike Metropolis
Review brief: Prologue This is a medium sized gang bang video. Each of the participants gets six men turning them every which way but loose. The women here run the gamut from an almost virginal Terri Summers to performer extraordinaire Lauren Phoenix. Nothing she does with a cock will surprise me but I have to wonder how nasty Terri can get. The wild card here is Jayna Oso. As far as I'm concerned, she's a party waiting to happen in all of her scenes. If the guys hold up their end of the bargain, this could be memorable. Terri Summers is the lone cheerleader at the high school basketball team's shootaround. After practice, one of the players, her boyfriend, tells her that he wants her to fuck the whole team for motivation for the big game. She's not sure she should, she's only been with him so far. There's a sparkle in Terri's eye, though, as they get closer and feel each other's crotch. Terri goes down on bf as the rest of the team walks in and starts whipping them out. All that practice in the layup line has them well prepared to organize the bj line.
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Hit Dat Shit 1
Release date: 2/22/2005
Reviewed on: 6/5/2005 by picman
Starring: Monique, Julian St. Jox, Jada Fire, Sledge Hammer, Julius, Carmen Hayes, Lady Armani, Latrese, Nat Turnher
Studio: NJ Films
Review brief: Prologue Gracing the cover of this DVD is the combination of Jada Fire and Monique. Those two firebrands are enough to draw me in regardless of the rest of the cast. I'm familiar with the BBW that is Carmen Hayes and look forward to seeing her get pleasured but I'm new to Lady Armani and Latrece. This could be one to grow on. The video opens with Jada Fire and Monique cuddled together on a couch. Jada's got her sassy mouth going right from the git-go. She hopes we enjoy their scene, but doesn't really give a shit. Monique cracks up and welcomes us with a bit of her patented nastiness. They start getting at each other's body and Monique goes wild on Jada's tits before diving into her muff. Tit and pussy spanking, a short finger pop and cut to Jada pulling Monique's panties off to get at her hot ass and pussy. Four fingers in her pussy and they're at each other like animals. Jada sticks her boobs in Monique's ass, which gets a rise out of her.
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Diva X: Taylor
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/5/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Taylor Moore
Studio: Pixis
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 14 min. Production Date: 04 / 2000 Producers (apparently nobody wanted to take credit as Director): Anthony Gomez, Andrew Drake, and Leon Was Cast: Taylor Moore and Ian Daniels The Short Story Initial Expectations: Pixis has a well known reputation for some much incompetence that I think they need instructions to jerk off. Needless to say, Im not going into this one with much for expectations. Initial Reaction: Its about as enjoyable and intelligent as slamming your hard-on in a screen door. Who Should Watch It : Nobody. Who Should Avoid It: Everybody. I wouldnt wish this release on my worst enemy! The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: In a word, the technical aspects suck. The video is lit okay but is fairly pixelated and theres a fair amount of digital breakdown along the edge. The audio, however, makes it seem like synchronizing audio and video is about as easy as manned spaceflight.
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Nikita Denise's Redline
Release date: 5/23/2004
Reviewed on: 6/5/2005 by Laszlo
Studio: Don Goo
Review brief: I picked this screener with the hope it was a compilation of Nikita scenes. Of course, I neglected to check the other redline reviews which would've given ample warning to stay away. This one is an AVOID AT ALL COST DVD. Nikita is only in the first scene (not a very good one with Mark Wood) and the action was okay but the picture quality was atrocious. On top of that, the sound is muffled and overdubbed with cheesy music. The rest of the DVD is a compilation of various clips of other less-recognizable performers. They are poor quality (presumably, most from the real amateur porn series) but I recognized one with Avy Scott in a G/G scene (with Loni?). No extras, plenty of forced 800 phone-line ads. The clips are basically out-takes/ extended take / b-roll footage. One of them actually shows the crew improvising a cumshot to a girl's ass by using clear lube! If there was an instructional course given to show what NOT to do for porn shoots, this disc might be useful.
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Release date: 1/23/2004
Reviewed on: 6/8/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Haley, Alexis Malone, Kayla Marie
Studio: Heatwave
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 85 min. Production Date: 6 / 17 / 2003, 9 / 24 & 30 / 2003, 10 / 30 / 2003 Director: Jim Powers Cast: Alexis Malone, Haley Paige, Kayla Marie, Laurel Berry, Kris Slater, Dirty Harry, Johnny Thrust, and Mr. Pete The Short Story Initial Expectations: For some reason, I cant get my hopes up much for this one. Initial Reaction: Theres some pretty good sex, but most everything else in the DVD seems to be lacking. Who Should Watch It : Raincoaters Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a fair amount of peeing or high quality technical aspects The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are weak. The audio is a little muddy, and theres a fair amount of camera noise and poorly balanced audio. Theres also a couple times where you can hear directions being given to the cast better than the cast themselves. The video is also a bit muddy. Its lit pretty well, but the picture is comparable to an average to slightly below average VHS picture.
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Release date: 2/6/2004
Reviewed on: 6/8/2005 by Endorphin
Starring: Nikki Sinn, Morgan Fairlane, Tori Sinclair
Studio: LBO
Review brief: Starring: Nikki Sinn, Tori Sinclair (Lisa Comshaw), Morgan Fairlane, Coque Shuere Pros: B-movie queen Lisa Comshaw all tied up, Tori pulling off the short hair, let me be the one wanting to lick that pussy Cons: highly deceptive title and description, I really don't want to see his hair ass, a perfectly beautiful breast should never be concealed by a tattoo Features: Phone sex ads!!! Yeah!!!! (read while thinking of sarcasm) Why I have it: I have been into cock tease torture for awhile (not the title), so I was hoping for a DVD devoted to the fetish. Overall: As a DVD supposedly devoted to the art of cock teasing this title falls well short. Time wise I don't think the male sub is even present for more than half the DVD and in the scenes when he was not present they didn't even bother to pretend that he was teased by watching. Given that the title and the DVD description are all devoted to cock teasing, LBO deserves a hard spanking (unless they enjoy it).
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Release date: 3/30/2005
Reviewed on: 6/7/2005 by picman
Starring: Brian Surewood, Marco, Jon Dough, Scott Lyons, Kurt Lockwood, Jack Spade, Gia Paloma, Chanel Chavez, Tiffany Holiday, Aidan Layne, Genesis Skye, Marco Banderas
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Prologue Van Styles has brought his video magic to Hustler and given them a harder edged product to market. He appears to be re-tooling they're venerable series, Barely Legal, with his own flayva. Casting Gia Paloma guarantees hardcore intensity, Chanel Chavez, my attention, and Tiffany Holiday, automatic wood. This video was shot in HD. Tit men are going to go crazy seeing Aidan Layne for the first time. She's blessed and doing very little to hide them. A flimsy halter made from a "wife beater" t-shirt and tie dyed with "Hottie" on the front. Truer words were never emblazoned. She plays with those natural wonders as Van quizzes her. Aidan is nineteen and reminds me a little of Mirage (Briana Banks) in looks and demeanor when she first appeared in the industry. She sits on a step and opens her pussy, playing with the already gaping and wet orifice, telling us this is a special occasion as she's going to get fucked in the ass today. Aidan turns to show her firm butt and play with her dripping pussy some more.
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Release date: 6/1/2003
Reviewed on: 6/7/2005 by MisterNoGood
Starring: Tommy Gunn, Amythiest, Lana Cox, Cailey Taylor
Studio: Lord Perious
Review brief: When I review a movie, I usually like to give a breakdown of each scene. However, when I run into a movie like this that has the same problems in every scene, I will just give a brief summary. I was looking forward to watching this as it has some girls that I have not seen before. The first thing that I noticed about the movie is that in each scene there is no set up to the scene, or interview, or tease segments. Each scene starts with the girl already giving the bj. I much prefer some kind of set up to the scene. The second problem is that the camera is often in the worst possible angles. In almost all the scenes the camera is pointed at the side of the girls head or behind her, and it is difficult to see her face or to even tell if she is pretty.
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Release date: 8/9/2004
Reviewed on: 6/7/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Nacho Vidal, Laura Angel, Rita Faltoyano, Max Cortes, Jessica May, Toni Ribas, Julie Silver, Laura Lion
Studio: Erotic Media
Review brief: Seduced and Abandoned is a Euro feature with tons of sex and great-looking girls. Unfortunately, the sex is poorly captured, the plot is stupid, the film is poorly dubbed, and the special effects are overdone. This flick originates from either Spain or Italy. Laura Angel puts a gypsy curse on a man who refuses to marry her when she becomes pregnant. The man, now gray-haired, relates his story through an annoying voiceover throughout this flick. Trust me, hit the FF button and skip the plot. There are eight sex scenes here, and most of them were hot until the editors got a hold of the film and added slo-mo; black-to-white montages; long, enduring shots of the guys faces; and peek-a-boo camerawork. These distractions simply ruin the mood of even the most scorching scene.
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Release date: 3/2/2005
Reviewed on: 6/7/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Venus, Trinity, Jezebelle Bond, Lezley Zen, Lisa Marie, Vanessa Lane, Brooke Haven, Genesis Skye, Goldie Cox
Studio: Vertigo Videos
Directed by: Martin Del Toro
Review brief: If you like plenty of spitting, slurping, and salivating, Gob Swappers is for you. There was more slobbering than in a dentists office. People were spitting on dicks, on pussies, in each others mouths, everywhere! I felt like putting on a raincoat. Each of the five scenes begins with two (or more) girls sucking spunk from a glass through straws. Then they say something to the effect, Youre probably wondering how we got in this situation. No, actually, we werent, but go ahead and show us. Blonds Genesis Skye and Brooke Haven start the show. They double-team some guy (no credits on this DVD) for about 12 minutes before getting a mouthful of his guy goo and swapping it back and forth for a while. Brown-haired Vanessa Lane and an unidentified blonde with huge false eyelashes and small tits, are next. They romp with their mystery guy and take nice open-mouth facials before exchanging cum and Vanessa swallows. The next scene is a mini-orgy with four girls (Sophia, Trinity, Goldie Cox, and Lexi) engaging Sergio and another dude.
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Release date: 9/7/2004
Reviewed on: 6/7/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Tom Byron, Peter North, Sheena Horne, Brittany Stryker, Billy Dee, Paula Harlow, Krista Lane, Johnny Nineteen
Studio: Pure Play
Review brief: Sky Foxes is a 1987 VCA release which offers all that was good (and bad) in 80s porn. That is, the plot is asinine, the sets amateur, the acting miserable, and the pubic hair plentiful. On the other hand, the girls look pretty good (despite the hairy bushes), the camera stays on the action pretty well, and there is heat in nearly every scene. This flick is so old, it apparently was legal in those days to smoke on airplanes. The stewardesses (not called flight attendants then) all wear very low-cut uniforms and take every opportunity to stick their tits in the faces of the male travelers. The star of this oldie but goodies, IHMO, is cute blond Sheena Horne. She offered a girl next door look and was always sexually energetic. Not the drop dead gorgeous looks of, say, Ginger Lynn, but a wholesome face and dynamite body. Come back, Sheena! Blond Megan Bradley gets tag-teamed by Mike Horner and Johnny Nineteen (great name!) in the opener set in a hotel room. She takes a nice pair of facials to end the romp.
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Release date: 1/20/2005
Reviewed on: 6/7/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Alex Rox, Katrina Kraven, Destiny St. Claire, Smokie Flame, Jasmine Byrne, Riley Brooks, Karlie Montana, Mac Turner, The Drifter, Robert Whaad
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Yani Z
Review brief: Pop My Ass is one of those flicks youd love to like, because the sex is pretty hot and nasty. Unfortunately, its tough getting excited about seeing average to fair looking (at best) women getting hosed. The emphasis of the sex here is, obviously, the female ass. The girls all get their butts drilled, and there is plenty of butt plug, anal bead, and dildo insertion. But the girls and the action are interchangeable, with each scene following the same basic formula: diddle the girls, bring in the guys, gape them as often as possible, A2Ms galore, shoot a load on their faces, and have them swallow. The scenes (in order) feature Destiny St. Claire and Drifter; slightly chubby, unattractive, overly-inked Katrina Kraven and Alex Rox; Jasmine Bryne and Karlie Montana tag-teaming Mac Turner (only Jasmine gets fucked; Karlie strictly plays with Jasmine); Smokie Flame (complete with unsightly butt acne) and Robert Whaad; and, finally, semi-cute Riley Brooks (the lone blonde) and Alex Rox. The DVD extras include Behind the Scenes, Photo Gallery, Previews, and Website info.
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Release date: 12/18/2003
Reviewed on: 6/7/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Brad Armstrong, John West, Eric Masterson, jessica drake, Paulina, Maya Divine, Victoria Givens
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jim Enright
Review brief: Sex and Romance is strictly couples fare, and its only marginally decent at that. Raincoaters should pass. The story revolves around blond cutie Jessica Drake, a horny novelist who writes randy tomes that come to life as she types away. There is decent music throughout, good sets and lighting, but horrible acting, a lame script, a bit of looping, average girls, and lukewarm sex. Brunette Victoria Givens, she of the bad boob job, romps with Evan stone in a bubble bath to open the action, such as it is. Hope the water was hot, because the sex is not even close to steamy here. It ends in an open mouth facial. Drake is next, and she pairs off with Brad Armstrong in a kitchen tryst. Again, the partners just seem to be going through the motions, and it finishes with Drake jerking a Brad load into her waiting mouth. Blond Wendy Divine (Drakes publisher) gets seduced by waiter Eric Masterson while the girls have lunch in a restaurant.
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Release date: 5/19/2005
Reviewed on: 6/7/2005 by picman
Starring: Byron Long, Devlin Weed, Sledge Hammer, Brian Pumper, Renee Pornero, Dwayne Cummings, Missy Monroe, Trina Michaels, Hillary Scott, Kelly Wells, Alicia Alighatti
Studio: Mayhem
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Prologue The title pretty much speaks for itself. The cream will be courtesy of black dicks and the pies being filled will be the likes of Missy Monroe, Hillary Scott and Kelly Fuck'n Wells. That last one just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? Oh yeah, Renee Pornero and Trina Michaels, as well as luscious covergirl Alicia Alighatti. Let's get this Krispy Kreme franchise rolling. One of the women who's name has been on everyone's lips the last few months, Hillary Scott is teasing us with her body in a hot b/w pattern w/pink piping lingerie set and telling us that she's hungry for a chocolate creampie. She has an eclair and sucks the chocolate ooze out of it. This puts pastry eating into the realm of lascivious imagery so clearly defined in the new 2257 rules. She promises a creampie for her ass. Hillary is serving up a real creampie to her friends, Trina Michaels and Renee Pornero. They're lapping at the cream lewdly and engaging in nasty banter about they're love of black dick and their cream injections. Byron Long is spying on these hot sluts.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 6/7/2001
Reviewed on: 6/7/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Bunny Luv
Studio: Pixis
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 28 min. Production Date: 04 / 2001 Director: None credited, but you can hear Ian Daniels directing things Cast: Bunny Luv and Ian Daniels The Short Story Initial Expectations: Pixis seems to put less care into their DVDs than I do in wiping my ass (with the toilet paper having about the same results as their DVDs). Im expecting this one to be spectacularly sucktastic. Initial Reaction: If given the choice between watching this DVD and chugging a container of used enema fluid, go for the enema fluid if youre allowed to strain it fist. Who Should Watch It : I wouldnt even give this to prison inmates as part of their punishment! Who Should Avoid It: Everybody The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is pretty clear and well balanced, and doesnt have all the background noises I expected. The video is lit okay, but theres some noticeable pixelation. Music: The music has a rock beat and is a bit loud.
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Release date: 3/12/2005
Reviewed on: 6/7/2005 by Endorphin
Starring: Sarah, Bunny, Paige, Kaya
Studio: XPLOR
Review brief: Starring: Tyler, Railee, Paige Turner, Kaya, Sara, Nikki Star, Bunny Gomez, Kristiana Pros: unintentional humor, Railee's playfulness, Paige is incredibly cute, Kristiana's BOOBIES!, women can actually get men off, I'd like a handjob from each of these girls, different experiences(not from a necessarily from a technical standpoint) Cons: dead air, chopped up bonus scene Features: There is an interesting blooper reel that has no scenes from the movie so I suspect that many titles from the same company contain the same blooper reel. The trailers are formatted quite poorly. All trailers are on one track, so you can't easily skip over the 40 and Over(though I think I would do a few of them.) section and the first couple minutes are pointless because the sex is covered up by box covers. The Sex Kittens and Sex Machines titles looked interesting. It also includes a Cliff notes version of a bonus scene. Why I have it: Conflicting reasons. First, I am into prolonged teasing and lots of times teasing consists of prolonged handjobs.
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Release date: 3/24/2005
Reviewed on: 6/6/2005 by bono-ONE
Starring: Roxanne Hall, David Perry, Mark Wood, Terri Summers, Mick Blue, Lanny Barbie, Joe Monti, Sandra Romain, Eva Angelina, Patricia Petite
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Welcome to another Zero Tolerance romantic lovefest! This one features the use of fishnets prominently hence its usage in the title. Like the Rolling Stones album with the zipper on the cover this dvd cums wrapped up in blue fishnet which I got a chuckle out of seeing. What then draws your attention will surely be the hotness that is Lanny Barbie who takes some of the best pictures in porn today along with I'd say Monica Sweetheart. It's to bad that lovely Czech isn't in this dvd but you do get several other hotties ranging from Eva Angelina to Super Mega Goddess 2000 Roxanne Hall. Well let's hit the highlights and from this impressive cast I'd expect quite a few. Eva Angelina: Ok this dark haired beauty leads off and we begin with her actually topless standing in front of an open window and the breeeze blows in giving a nice vibe to the scene. You then watch Eva take a seat and start to put on some lingerie with the g-string going on first, then the see thru materials are brought to bare.
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Release date: 4/12/2005
Reviewed on: 6/6/2005 by bono-ONE
Starring: Pat Myne, Tommy Gunn, Mr. Pete, Mick Blue, Andrea Moranty, Sandra Romain, Katsuni, Melissa Lauren, Patricia Petite, Naudia Nyce
Studio: 3rd Degree
Directed by: Chris Streams
Review brief: If you like the female bootie then I have a pretty good series for you to check out. 3rd Degree has been going strong now for almost a year and this has been one of their better series and it doesn't get any better than having Sandra Romain on the cover and doing a scene, you want intensity times 10 this is your girl. Add in other talents like Melissa Lauren and Katsumi I'd say we're in for one good whack session, so let's not waste anymore time. Katsumi: Our first girl has been going strong now for a couple of years and never fails to inspire wood. This scene begins with a nice shot panning up to her ass and wow what a tush we see shook in our faces, the floor angle was superb here. Our camera guy isn't shy copping a feel and why not. Katsumi then turns around to show off her modest set of tits even licking a nipple before moving on to a toy nearby and that soon finds its way inside her ass. The action then moves to a couch where Katsumi sits, spreading her legs wide and her pussy/ ass get some fingers probing in each area.
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Release date: 11/1/2004
Reviewed on: 6/6/2005 by dandaman
Starring: Mark Davis, Joey Ray, Mark Ashley, Alex Divine, Barbara Summer, Eve Laurence, Porsha Blaze, Patricia Petite, Benjamin Brat
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Billy Zoom
Review brief: Finally Legal 12 Studio: Metro Category: Barely Legal Director: Billy Zoom Starring: Mark Davis, Joey Ray, Mark Ashley, Benjamin Bratt, Alex Divine, Barbara Summer, Eve Lawrence, Porsha Blaze, Patricia Petite What I Liked Here We go again with another effort from the guys from metro the Finally legal line going for their 12 installment, in the teen genre. I really enjoy the first scene with Patricia Petite, she is a girl full of energy and seems to have a good time., the fourth scene is just as good as any other in the market featuring Porsha blaze, full of piercing everywhere you can imaging, last but not least, there is a girl with big and juicy melons, she does the favors to the cover and have a medium heat scene of her own. Two more scene complete the dvd, Alex Divine, nice rack, and the one with Barbara Summers, being the only anal of the movie, kind of silly getting her gaping like a pro?. After all a very enjoyable flick with nice racks, and a bit of spice here and there.
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Release date: 3/4/2005
Reviewed on: 6/6/2005 by DreamWeaver
Starring: Chris Charming, Mark Wood, Sascha, Gianna Michaels, Steven French, Jenaveve Jolie, Samantha Ryan, Saana, Courtney Cummz, Gwenn, Denice K.
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: DreamWeaver Reviews Adult DVD Talk Movie Review: Zero Tolerance Virgin Surgeon 3 Scene Summary Scene One Tease Toys Oral Vag Anal DP Double Vag Double Anal Condoms IR Facial Swallow Cream Pie Jenaveve Jolie X X X X Scene Type: boy/girl (straight sex) Scene Rating: 3 out of 5 Comments: Jenaveve is a pretty brunette (looks native american with a tribal style tattoo band around her arm) who is looking beautiful decked out in baby blue & pink lingerie. Following a brief outdoor interview with Mike Quasar, she moves indoors for the pump and grind action with Steven French. Although the scene is moderately paced, it offers plenty of eye candy and is well captured. The positions covered, for the most part, are doggy, RC, cowgirl and mish. Scene Two Tease Toys Oral Vag Anal DP Double Vag Double Anal Condoms IR Facial Swallow Cream Pie Gwenn X X X Scene Type: boy/girl (straight sex) Scene Rating: 3.25 out of 5 Comments: Gwenn (bottom center back box cover) is a skinny blonde with several tattoos and shortly cropped, blonde hair. We le
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(zero stars)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/6/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Kaoru
Studio: Pixis
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 17 min. Production Date: Feb. 2000 Director: Ian Daniels Cast: Karao and Ian Daniels The Short Story Initial Expectations: So far this series has been less enjoyable than when I went to the dentist with a tooth that was cracked down to the root. Im not expecting anything better here. Initial Reaction: The best thing about the DVD is that the TFUI refused to work and instead froze up my DVD player. Who Should Watch It : Anybody involved with its production other than Kaoru. They deserve to be tied down and forced to watch this shit repeatedly as punishment for putting it out. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who can avoid it The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects, in a word, suck. The audio has a funky feel to it, and feels hollow while also barely letting you year the action. Theres also a few minor background noises. The video is just as bad. Its grainy, unevenly lit, and has a lot of camera motion. Its not easy to watch.
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Release date: 5/27/2005
Reviewed on: 6/6/2005 by LSBReviews
Starring: Kaylynn, Kat, Brittney Skye, Lauren Phoenix, Cytherea, Ariana Jollee, Nautica Thorn, Katrina Kraven, Gia Paloma, Eva Angelina, Melissa Lauren, Mya Diamond, Sativa Rose, Tiana Lynn, Nicole Brazzle, Keri Sable, Sammie Rhodes, Simony Diamond, Paris Lee, Katja Kassin
Studio: Smash Pictures
Review brief: Nailed With Cum Produced 01/02 thru 03/05 Smash Pictures 133 minutes Starring: Eva Evangalina, Keri Sable, Paris Lee, Sammie Rhodes, Katja Kassin, Katrina Kraven, Nicole Brazzle, Melissa Lauren, Nautica Thorn, Gia Paloma, Cytherea, Sativa Rose, Ariana Jolie, Lauren Phoenoix, Kaylynn, Britany Skye, Tianna Lynn, Kat, Simony, Mya Diamond, Ice LaFox, Jasmine Byrne, Jassie, Nicole Sheridan and many more girls and guys. Check out my reviews at www.lsbreviews.com Compilation No Condoms Nailed With Cum is a compilation film that features clips from over 80 scenes. There's usually some fucking and/or sucking before the dude deposits his load on the girls face/mouth. There's also some scenes that include anal sex, double penetration, interracial sex, cum swapping and cum swallowing. I didn't recognize many of the girls. I'm assuming a good number are European. Either way the major majority of the girls are very pretty.
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Release date: 5/23/2005
Reviewed on: 6/5/2005 by MisterNoGood
Starring: Brandon Iron, Kyle Stone, Randy Spears, Dick Nasty, Mickey G., Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Chris Mountain, Roxy Jezel, Alex Divine, Tiana Lynn, Tyla Wynn, Flower Tucci, Joe Rock, Jersey Jaxin, Vivian West
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: I have really been impressed with Eleglant Angel over the past few years. They have really improved their production values and have a couple of talented directors. I am looking forward to seeing this blow bang movie. The movie starts out with a wacky funny song and then we see the very attractive Roxy Jezel dressed in black and pink lingerie. She is standing in the kitchen that she calls the "kitchen of love." After talking dirty for a while, which certainly got my heart racing, she picks up an empty glass, adds two cherrys, and says "I want a jizz martini". Roxy gets to her knees and is surrounded by four guys dicks pointing at her face. Roxy quickly goes from one cock to another sucking them deep and using her hands at the same time to quickly stroke the other dicks. One at a time the guys jerk off into her glass, and she gulps it right down, and then she picks up the two jizz coated cherrys and puts them in her mouth. This scene was fantastic. Roxy did an amazing job and looked fantastic.
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Release date: 3/25/2005
Reviewed on: 6/5/2005 by howie
Starring: John Strong, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Robert Rosenberg, Steve Holmes, Franco Roccaforte, Kid Jamaica, George Uhl, Tera Joy, Lucy Ann, Keri Sable, Niki Dark, Francesca Felucci
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Erik Everhard
Review brief: Whats in my DVD player (mainstream): The Aviator Gosh, if Scorcese cant win Best Director for this biopic of Howard Hughes, then he will have to wait for the Lifetime Achievement award to finally get his hands on an Oscar. Director: Erik Everhard Running time: 3:06 My short review: Ill keep this review short and direct you to Bono-ones detailed review if you want a scene blow-by-blow. This Erik Everhard epic has a common premise for each scene: a hot girl with sexual energy to burn is paired with 4 to 5 guys who proceed to analize and DP the girl with each scene ending in a show of cumfarting of multiple anal creampies. Sticking with the theme of this porno, I will provide a description on the cumfarts and subsequent activities with said cumfarts. Scene 1 Keri Sable: Keri is the sole American girl in the cast and she is batting lead-off. Keri is a cute as can be blonde who is paired with 5 guys and she acquits herself very well as her charisma and energy take this scene to another level.
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Release date: 2/22/2005
Reviewed on: 6/5/2005 by MASAMUNE
Starring: Veronica, Lea de Mae, Paloma, Jane Darling, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Sarah Blue, Claudia Rossi, Nikki Sun, Angel Dark, Claudia Adams, Niki Dark, Sinitia Stone
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Gazzman
Review brief: Director: Gazzman Camera: Ricky Blue Genre: Lesbian, Gonzo Release: 2/05 Notes: Widescreen act 1: JANE DARLING and ANGEL DARK Lesbian, stockings, Anal, Pussy-to-pussy grind, double ended dildo, Ass/Pussy combo dildo OVERALL SCORE: 4.75 Scene Highlights: Tall, buxom blonde Jane is suited up in a fishnet ensemble, open at the cunt for quick-access pussy play. Elegant-looking Angel sports black lingerie, garter belts, vertical striped stockings, the works, as her perfect pear shaped titties hang out prominently. She sluts it up as she walks forward and the cam shoots between her legs at her friend as she rubs her cunny. I love this shot. Angel points her delicious bum to the cam and Jane kneads her buttcheeks apart in her hands, pulling it again and again so her pussy starts to talk. The girls form a 69 and we get cunt lapping and tits rubbed roughly on love peas.
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Release date: 3/22/2005
Reviewed on: 6/5/2005 by picman
Starring: Brian Surewood, Byron Long, Terri Summers, Brock Adams, Anthony Hardwood, Billy Banks, L.T., Cuntre Pipes, Lauren Phoenix, Jayna Oso, Tone Capone, Buster Good, Scott Nails, Jack Venice, Nat Turnher, Slim Dawg, Marco Banderas
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Mike Metropolis
Review brief: Prologue This is a medium sized gang bang video. Each of the participants gets six men turning them every which way but loose. The women here run the gamut from an almost virginal Terri Summers to performer extraordinaire Lauren Phoenix. Nothing she does with a cock will surprise me but I have to wonder how nasty Terri can get. The wild card here is Jayna Oso. As far as I'm concerned, she's a party waiting to happen in all of her scenes. If the guys hold up their end of the bargain, this could be memorable. Terri Summers is the lone cheerleader at the high school basketball team's shootaround. After practice, one of the players, her boyfriend, tells her that he wants her to fuck the whole team for motivation for the big game. She's not sure she should, she's only been with him so far. There's a sparkle in Terri's eye, though, as they get closer and feel each other's crotch. Terri goes down on bf as the rest of the team walks in and starts whipping them out. All that practice in the layup line has them well prepared to organize the bj line.
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Release date: 2/22/2005
Reviewed on: 6/5/2005 by picman
Starring: Monique, Julian St. Jox, Jada Fire, Sledge Hammer, Julius, Carmen Hayes, Lady Armani, Latrese, Nat Turnher
Studio: NJ Films
Review brief: Prologue Gracing the cover of this DVD is the combination of Jada Fire and Monique. Those two firebrands are enough to draw me in regardless of the rest of the cast. I'm familiar with the BBW that is Carmen Hayes and look forward to seeing her get pleasured but I'm new to Lady Armani and Latrece. This could be one to grow on. The video opens with Jada Fire and Monique cuddled together on a couch. Jada's got her sassy mouth going right from the git-go. She hopes we enjoy their scene, but doesn't really give a shit. Monique cracks up and welcomes us with a bit of her patented nastiness. They start getting at each other's body and Monique goes wild on Jada's tits before diving into her muff. Tit and pussy spanking, a short finger pop and cut to Jada pulling Monique's panties off to get at her hot ass and pussy. Four fingers in her pussy and they're at each other like animals. Jada sticks her boobs in Monique's ass, which gets a rise out of her.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/5/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Taylor Moore
Studio: Pixis
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 14 min. Production Date: 04 / 2000 Producers (apparently nobody wanted to take credit as Director): Anthony Gomez, Andrew Drake, and Leon Was Cast: Taylor Moore and Ian Daniels The Short Story Initial Expectations: Pixis has a well known reputation for some much incompetence that I think they need instructions to jerk off. Needless to say, Im not going into this one with much for expectations. Initial Reaction: Its about as enjoyable and intelligent as slamming your hard-on in a screen door. Who Should Watch It : Nobody. Who Should Avoid It: Everybody. I wouldnt wish this release on my worst enemy! The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: In a word, the technical aspects suck. The video is lit okay but is fairly pixelated and theres a fair amount of digital breakdown along the edge. The audio, however, makes it seem like synchronizing audio and video is about as easy as manned spaceflight.
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Release date: 5/23/2004
Reviewed on: 6/5/2005 by Laszlo
Studio: Don Goo
Review brief: I picked this screener with the hope it was a compilation of Nikita scenes. Of course, I neglected to check the other redline reviews which would've given ample warning to stay away. This one is an AVOID AT ALL COST DVD. Nikita is only in the first scene (not a very good one with Mark Wood) and the action was okay but the picture quality was atrocious. On top of that, the sound is muffled and overdubbed with cheesy music. The rest of the DVD is a compilation of various clips of other less-recognizable performers. They are poor quality (presumably, most from the real amateur porn series) but I recognized one with Avy Scott in a G/G scene (with Loni?). No extras, plenty of forced 800 phone-line ads. The clips are basically out-takes/ extended take / b-roll footage. One of them actually shows the crew improvising a cumshot to a girl's ass by using clear lube! If there was an instructional course given to show what NOT to do for porn shoots, this disc might be useful.
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