Fuck My Ass -N- Make Me Cum 5 Review

Reviewed by howie  on  6/18/2005

What’s in my DVD player (mainstream): Dragon Inn
The 1966 classic was remade in 1992 by Tsui Hark starring Brigitte Lin, Maggie Cheung and Tony Leung Ka-Fai. This was the best of the wuxia (martial arts) genre that Hong Kong had to offer in the 90’s. I recommend that you get your hands on the remastered version from Mei Ah Entertainment, if possible.

Director: Tyrone Shuz

My short review:
I was drawn to this flick by the claim of “shot in HD” on the boxcover. Now I’m no techie but until HD-DVD or Blu-Ray is on the market with their compatible players, we will not have true HD on DVD’s. However, the video quality on this disc is one of the best I’ve ever seen for a porno on my HDTV. It’s as close to a “mastered in HD” mainstream DVD as there is.

For those of us not fortunate enough to qualify for membership in Mensa, Digital Sin has all but given away the content contained within this gonzo offering by the title. All of the 5 scenes is a one-on-one b/g scene with anal action. Each scene starts with a music track as the girl pleasures herself before the guy joins in. Headlining this edition of the FMANMMC series is McKenzie Lee before she signed on as a ClubJenna contract girl. And by no means second string status, Rita Faltoyano offers her ass as well for our viewing pleasure.

Scene 1 – Trinity with Mr. Pete:
[He licks and fingers pussy till she squirts; BJ; CG vag; doggie vag; spoon vag; spoon anal; ATM; RCG anal; ATM; he jerks onto her face; PHC]

This is my 2nd exposure to Trinity and her enthusiasm shines throughout this scene. The highlight of this very good scene is the RCG anal where Mr. Pete pulls her legs way back to get deep into her ass. To those with a foot fetish, Trinity kept her pair of white tube socks on for the entire scene. 3 ½ out of 5

Scene 2 – Staci Thorn with Ben English:
[BJ; spoon vag; RCG vag; PTM; CG vag; PTM; mish vag; PTM; doggie anal; side saddle anal; spoon anal; mish anal; he jerks onto her open mouth; some swallowing; PHC]

Staci is an attractive blonde with a great ass but has a big spider web tattoo on her right forearm as well as two other tattoos on her back. The highlight here is both cowgirl vag segments where she reaches the heights of ecstasy. But it’s from the fast and deep anal action that we discover that Staci is a screamer. 3 out of 5.

Scene 3 – McKenzie Lee with Mr. Pete:
[He fingers her pussy; BJ; doggie vag; mish anal; mish vag; mish anal; ATM; standing doggie anal; standing doggie vag and then anal with 1 leg hiked up; ATM; RCG anal; RCG vag; mish vag; RCG vag; RCG anal; he jerks onto her tits]

Fake as they may be, McKenzie has a great set of tits. Combined with her fetching looks, there is no wonder she landed a much sought after contract. This scene had some good pounding action and my affinity for McKenzie will be limited due to her recent contract status. McKenzie was a little too aware of the camera but that did not take away from this above average scene. 3 ½ out of 5.

Scene 4 – Rita Faltoyano with Mark Ashley:
[BJ; deepthroating; he licks pussy; he fingers pussy; BJ; doggie vag; mish vag; CG vag; PTM; doggie vag; doggie anal; RCG vag; RCG anal; RCG vag; CG vag; he jerks onto her open mouth; PHC]

The Hungarian goddess has her hair in long pigtails and she is wearing full size panties and knee high socks. Sorry, but this 26 year old can’t pass for barely legal and should stick to the adult “fuck me” outfits. Rita gets to show off her underrated oral skills as she sucks and strokes his tool ever so sexily to begin the scene. The anal is fast and deep, especially in RCG position. Rita strokes her clit for stretches during the scene and it’s another good one from the always dependable Rita. 4 out of 5.

Scene 5 – Vanilla Skye with Mark Ashley:
[BJ; deepthroating; mish vag; he fingers her pussy; standing doggie vag; doggie vag; deepthroating PTM; RCG anal; CG anal; doggie anal; mish anal; mish vag; he jerks onto her face; PHC]

For the finale we have Vanilla wearing a school girl outfit – white open blouse with red tartan skirt that doesn’t cover anything and black stockings. Vanilla is 3 visits to the tanning salon away from looking spectacular. Her paleness does nothing to enhance her good looks. Anyway, the highlight here is the CG anal where Vanilla gets to show off her nice ass. Decent scene to end this flick. 3 out of 5.

Noteworthy extras / Production values:
--- The BTS is separate interview segments with Trinity and Rita. --- There is a bonus scene and it is a pre-boob job Lucy Lee in a b/b/g scene from China Syndrome.
--- A menu option to jump to specific sex positions/acts for all scenes.
--- As for production values, this is as good as you’re going to get in a porno. Starting with the DVD authoring and continuing with the great video quality that was enhanced with the strong camera work, this was top-notch technical stuff.

Summary:
This movie didn’t jump out at me with any of the performances. Trinity’s, Rita’s and McKenzie’s scenes were the best of the bunch but they didn’t rise to the greatness level. The bonus scene with Lucy wasn’t too bad and it was a nice addition to the main feature. The technical aspects were awesome and that probably brings this movie up a notch to a strong rental, especially if you have an HDTV to enjoy the video quality.

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