The Pocketcomb Pimp's Movie Reviews (204 - page 8)
Release date: 3/29/2004
Reviewed on: 6/22/2004
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Guy DiSilva, Jay Ashley, Chris Charming, Robert Rosenberg, Cheyne Collins, Denis Marti, K.K., Joe Monti, Selena Silver, Magda Polak, Ariana Jollee, Janet Alfano, Allyson More, Lisa Sparxxx
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: Selena Silver [ /image ] --> Selena is not the prettiest girl ever to do porn. What she is though is a reminder of your favorite bank teller. Look-alike for your favorite cashier down at Ralphs. That girl at the bus stop that you pass every morning. Most of all, shes porn version of that girl in your office that wears that skirt you like. The most ironic detail about Selena is the fact that we had to go down under to find the ultimate All American Girl. I had seen some stills of Selena before, but she looks thinner here than pictures I had seen. She looked amazing. Her hair looked like she had just came back from the Helsinki clinic. Her skin was smooth and unblemished. Her ass was round, and those boots had a nucka on swole! This scene was good, but could have been great. I was not impressed with the male talent, but Selena won me over. She had a desire that would not be denied. Even though it was two guys, I had the feeling she could have taken on a crowd. Vaginal, Anal, even DP. Talk about someone making something look easy.
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Release date: 5/12/2003
Reviewed on: 6/19/2004
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Tony Tedeschi, Guy DiSilva, Sledge Hammer, Jasmine Lynn, Ashley Moore [I] (female), Jaden, Cailey Taylor, Veronica Lace, Kurt Lockwood, Amber Roxx
Directed by: Luc Wylder
Review brief: This is a series I hadnt heard much about. Looking at the cover it was obvious that somebody somewhere had assembled a pretty hot cast. This is a 6-scene movie, and I was surprised to see that only two of the girl had appeared in movies Id previously seen. The scenes in this title were noticeably shorter in order to fit six scenes in. Things get started with Ashley Moore [ /image ] --> Ashley was a flash in the pan. If my calculations are correct, she didnt last a year in porn. Standing six feet tall, this girl stands out in a crowd. She looks pretty good in this title, and I would have to say many time better than the WCP production I saw her in prior. After a good interview, the action kicked in. The standard positions were done, but the scene lacked heat. It appeared to me that Ms. Moore was all about getting paid. Despite the lack of chemistry, the load at the end was massive. In my opinion, it was the only saving grace in this cold scene.
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Release date: 3/19/2004
Reviewed on: 6/17/2004
Studio: Exquisite
Starring: Rick Masters, Lola [I] (ambiguous), John West, Cheyne Collins, Lee Stone, Rhiannon Bray, Dick Delaware, Gia Jordan, Kayla Marie, Shy Love
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: I tend to avoid ethnic titles. Not because I have issues with race, but because I cant stand the fact that Ashley Blue is the star of a Latin, Asian, Cuban, and Australian flick. Nothing against Ashley, but these companies need to realize that there are plenty of girls to go round, and its not necessary to put Teagan in your latest release, A Kiss of Creole its disrespectful to peoples heritage. That being said, I think EXP got this one right. Without knowing histories, Id believe that all of these females were of Latin decent. The title starts out with Lola. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Lola has been in the game for a number of years, but she still looks 18. She never really moved me, but she looked particularly beautiful in this scene. Maybe it was the fact that she had a few extra pounds, she had curves that I had never seen before. I have never seen her look better (Look at that ASS!). [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Things got started with some slow head, Then progressed to a variety of sexual positions.
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Release date: 9/23/2003
Reviewed on: 6/14/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Charlie, Tina, Steve Holmes, Claudio Meloni, Mercury, Angel Love, Mr. Pete, Michael Stefano, Ayana Angel, Angel Eyes, Kafe
Directed by: Michael Stefano
Review brief: This was a title that I was looking forward too. I had seen Feeling Black 2, and enjoyed it thoroughly. I quickly started to do research on Stefano, only to find that I had seen his previous works for both Extreme, and WCP. This guy has a sexual hunger, and its obvious that he has no issues stepping up to the chocolate buffet. This joint jumped off with Mercury Orbitz. [ /image ] --> The first time I saw her was in JSPs Booty Juice. I was amazed at her frame her, and her performance. Now that I have seen her for a second time, she reminds me of another bad bitch, Coco Pink. The first words out of Michaels mouth were, What a butt on you! A short interview ensued, but you could tell that Michael could not wait to unsheathe his sword, and conquer yet another black womb. Just like Ms. Pink, Mercury looked like she was on dat oooo weeeee. A couple of times, I thought she might close her eyes and fade out. Never that, nasty ass Mike was on the scene to provide mouth to ass resuscitation. This was a good scene that ended with 6 shot blast in her mouth.
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Release date: 10/31/2003
Reviewed on: 6/10/2004
Studio: Video Team
Starring: Brian Surewood, Mr. Marcus, Jay Ashley, Cherokee, Belladonna, Austin, Brett Rockman, Austin O'Riley, Fiona Cheeks, Olivia O'Lovely, Kurt Lockwood, Talon
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Some consider Video Team to be low rent in terms of video quality and production. They may not be doing Dolby Digital, or even Stereo productions, but regardless of bells and whistles, they always manage to fill their featureswith beautiful women. This is the first film in the series, which is currently up to #3. The movie starts with Belladonna [ /image ] --> To the best of my knowledge, Straight to the A is the first title I saw her perform in. I was never impressed with her physical beauty, but I have always been in love with that ass. To me, Bella is the perfect example of what sexual chemistry can do for a scene. This was the first time Id seen her perform since her Primetime special. I have to say that her candid interviews really ruined my impression of her. What I used to see as freakiness, I now attribute to her going to a Special Place to forget that she is doing porn for a living. The scene started with deep throating, and worked up to the same Citizens Arrest position made famous by Justin Slayer in Phatty Girls #3.
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Release date: 3/29/2004
Reviewed on: 6/7/2004
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Daisy, Angelica, Boby, Petra, Jay Ashley, Joel Lawrence, Kitty Monroe, Delilah, Igor, Brett Rockman, K.K., Jean Pallett, Britney Jay, Beverley Cox
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: I should start by saying that this is not the genre of film that I would normally watch. For the most part I like 1 on 1, or the occasional 2 on 1, but two dicks in the same hole does not turn me on. That being said, please take that into consideration while enjoying the review. Angelica This girl reminded me of Rebecca Romain Stamos, and it was hard to shake that image the entire scene. She had a full round ass, and her entire frame reminded me of Barbara Summer from Bell Bottoms #2. This scene had the standard started off with vag, moved on to Anal, DP, DPP, and Dap. This girl was hot, and when two guys werent cohabitating the same hole, I thoroughly enjoyed the scene. This was the first time I laid eyes on Angelica, and I would love to see her in action again. Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 10/10 Britney Jay Another 1st timer for me. This girl was the spitting image of Jill Kelly, before years of plastic surgery. Even though they looked alike, it was obvious that this was not Jill.
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Release date: 4/29/2004
Reviewed on: 6/5/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Monika, Misty, Erik Everhard, Mandingo, Chris Charming, Jada Fire, Jada, Michael Stefano, Kayla Marie, Barbara Summer, George Reno, Teagan Presley
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: About a month ago, I was commenting on a thread about DVD menus. The thread was started by forum member, and industry insider Brandon Iron. In the thread, he asked me to jot down some ideas, or send him a DVD with a stand out menu, and he would send me one of his titles at no charge. The title I chose was Bell Bottoms #2, and the review is bellow. The DVD menu was robust, and might just be the most dynamic menu I have seen in an adult title. Some of the sections were a tad short, but at the same time, it had at least three times the normal menu segments. It was all done with motion, and flowed well with the theme of the project. Kayla Marie If Im not mistaken,Black in the Back" was the first time I saw her. Kayla is a very pretty girl with a very unattractive facial piercing. Her ass isnt human, its so big that you would swear that half of her stills have been altered. The scene started with tease and good conversation. She was paired with runaway slave, Mandingo. Hes a guy that doesnt always get good press.
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Release date: 2/2/2004
Reviewed on: 6/3/2004
Studio: Video Team
Starring: Brian Surewood, Brett Rockman, Ayana Angel, Ice La Fox, Bella-Marie Wolf, Kurt Lockwood, Lauren Phoenix, Serena South
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Even though some of us enjoy a good mystery, I have to say that I appreciate the fact that Van Steelo titles leave no doubt what his productions are about. Without wasting any time, lets tax that azz! Lauren Phoenix I have no idea how this girl found her way to porn, but lets all just be thankful that she did. Long legs, pretty face, dangerous curves, and hair like an Irish Bar Wench. The first time I saw her was in Whack, I mean Black in the Saddle She was the only positive thing to come out of that title. By the time I reviewed Slayer Unleashed #3, I knew she was a keeper. Her green fishnet outfit made me envious of the two that worked her round ass over. This girl has so much ass that she needs two chairs to sit down comfortably. Lauren gave her trademark head, and moved right on to vaginal, and for her most loyal fans, she gave up dat azz! This nasty talking Canadian gave a completely new meaning to makin bacon.
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Release date: 3/12/2004
Reviewed on: 5/29/2004
Studio: Exquisite
Starring: Raquel, Fire, Justin Slayer, Courtney Devine, Mya Lovely, Coco Peach
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: In the movie Money Talks, Chris Tucker tells Charlie Sheen that his Fiancé Heather Locklear is Phat. Right about the time her eyes get big he tells her that Phat stands for Pretty Hot, And Tempting. After he makes his point, he congratulates Charlie for having such a Phat Ass Fiancé. If you like comedys, its worth a look. By neighborhood definition, a Phatty Girl is a female with an ass like an apple. Lets take a look at what Justin Slayer and EXPs definition of Phatty Girls is. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> This title starts out with Mya Lovely [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> This girl looked good. She came out speakin French, and all I wanted to do was wrap her up in a crepe, and dip dat azz in gravy! This was the first time I had seen her, and I must say she was a good find. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> The scene started with a lot of oral, almost 15 minutes worth. Mya continued to spew French while slobbin Justin down.
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Release date: 2/16/2004
Reviewed on: 5/21/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: John Strong, Steve Holmes, Jada Fire, Jada, Mr. Pete, Michael Stefano, Hypnotic, Mini Pipes, Coco Pink, Kyla Marshall
Directed by: Michael Stefano
Review brief: Ownership is a powerful concept. In essence, it makes the embodiment of your work an investment. Most of us go to work every day just to get the same disappointing check at the end of the week. Platinum X has come to the forefront as a new generation of studios giving ownership to their directors. To the best of my knowledge, this is my second Platinum X title. The first was Sinful Asians #2. Its been so long that I cant speak intelligently on that title, but today lets talk about Feelin Black#2. I got this title for one reason, and one reason only. It was to see the new physique of Jada Fire [ /image ] --> This girl was fresh off the train from Titty Town, and I wanted to be sure to meet her at the station. She has nipples the size of coasters, and her ass could be the symbol for world peace. If you aint checked her portfolio over at LA Direct Models.com, I suggest you get some lotion and put your good eye on that! First time I saw her was in Video Teams My Baby Got Back Series.
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Release date: 5/21/2003
Reviewed on: 5/18/2004
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Randy Spears, Mr. Marcus, Tanya, Darren James, Scott Lyons, Mya, Mr. Pete, Brian Pumper, Toni Ribas, Brett Rockman, Shelby Parks, Nautica Binx, Katana, Nakai West
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: A few years ago, I was at my local video store looking for some adult entertainment. Names like Jeanna Fine, Nikki Sinn, Anna Malle, and others were nowhere to be found. As I scanned box covers, I stumbled on Red Light District. I remember looking at the graphics, and not recognizing the talent on the cover and chuckling to myself thinking Low Rent District. I saw Vince Voyuers name and knew him from his Anabolic and Wicked works, but really couldnt recall any impressive scenes by him. The title was Cum Dumpsters, and it ended up being one of the best pieces of porn I had seen to date. I immediately found the website, and sent Dion an Email. He mailed me back in 48 hours and thanked me for the mail, and told me that he was happy with the progress, and that he would pass my regards along to the guys. I havent seen every title that RLD has produced, but I will say that its money well spent when it comes to rentals.
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Release date: 3/24/2004
Reviewed on: 5/14/2004
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Katie Morgan, Joelean, K.K., Alex Divine, Chicita, Amber Moon, Mischel Wild, Kat Varga
Directed by: K.K.
Review brief: Alex Devine [ /image ] --> Unfortunately, this title started with a disappointment. I had seen stills of Alex, and I was not that impressed. I thought maybe she needed a makeup, or a tan. When I saw the stills from DVSX, I was happy to see that my intuition was correct. [ /image ] --> Someone once told me that a picture only represents one second in someones life, and for Alex those pictures are golden, cause I just didnt see it on screen. I thought this scene was poor. I didnt find the female talent attractive and I didnt get the feeling that she enjoyed the scene. To her credit, she appeared to be just fine in her first anal scene, and she bragged about her deep-throating skills, but the male talent didnt provide much meat for demonstrative purposes. This scene had a heat factor of zero. The only satisfaction came at the end when a huge nut was busted. Female Looks 6/10 Sex Rating 5/10 Joelean [ /image ] --> I guess I should start by saying welcome back. This girl was all the rage a couple years back. She only performed with her boyfriend, or in girl/girl scenes.
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Release date: 6/17/2003
Reviewed on: 5/10/2004
Studio: VCA
Starring: Ian Daniels, Dave Hardman, Julie Meadows, Tony Tedeschi, John Strong, Alexandra Nice, T.J. Hart, Nakita Kash, Stephanie Swift, Dick Nasty, Emilia, Envy, Guy DiSilva, Shasta, Chris Charming, Paul Cox, Alana, Amy Lee, Sierra Knight, Charlese LaMour, Mandy Mystery, Stoney Curtis, Herschel Savage, Grayson
Review brief: Wang Dang, That Sweet Poontang. Have more poetic words ever been spoken in porn? This was a title I have wanted to see for years. The female cast was a true force in thelate 90s porn. The DVD interface is nothing short of embarrassing. Any DVD burner on the market today comes with tools and templates that would make menus 10 times better out of the gate. Two options on this disc. Play movie, and Jump to Scene. Even worse, the jump to scene feature doesnt even put you in the action. Alexandria Nice [ /image ] --> This women sparked porn in the 90s and is single handedly responsible for the end of the Polish jokes. Her body is so firm, and her breast are begging you to drop your drawers. The scene started with Alexandria pouring Hersheys syrup all over her Sweet Poontang. Her male caller soon put his Wang Dang in the center of her sweet spot. For a moment there, I had a flashback to child hood. I saw Alexandria telling Hershel that his peanut butter was in her chocolate, but Hershel insisted that her chocolate was in his peanut butter.
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Release date: 10/27/2003
Reviewed on: 5/8/2004
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Vanessa, Rio, Gisselle, Mr. Bigg, Katrina Kraven, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: I had anxious to see what this guy could do for a while now. People have been talking about him for some time, and I wanted to see if the buzz was warranted. I was impressed with the DVD interface. It was well done, well done indeed. The chapter menus were animated, and each scene had multiple chapter stops. Trailers were broken down into three segments, All Sex, Interactive, and Features, and there were no less than 50 trailers in all. The film starts with Rio Marriah. Rio is a pretty woman with an incredible ass. She is seen playing with herself when BiggZ enters in all white lookin like Tupacs sexually confused brother. No doubt that this guy has his stuff swingin. His length and girth are not in question. He is overly tattooed, and not very aggressive. They share a variety of positions, but the sex isnt even warm if you ask me. The scene ends with a slow flood of fluid across Rios mouth. Katja Kassin is the next lady to be dicked down. This time BiggZ swoops in wearing a denim jumper Circa Charlies Angels 1979.
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Release date: 4/20/2004
Reviewed on: 5/6/2004
Studio: Video Team
Starring: Brian Surewood, Catalina, Mark Wood, Brian Pumper, Brett Rockman, Melanie Jagger, Kayla Marie, Adora, Dana Vespoli
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: What can you say about ass that hasnt already been said? When it comes to ass, all you can do is hope its full, firm and fluffy. That being said I believe we can all be thankful that Van Styles and Video Team have assembled a festival of ass in the third installment of this series. The title starts out with Dana Vespoli [ /image ] --> This girl is an eye catcher. I had only seen her once before in, Big Butt Brotha Lovers. I have to say that she looks many times better in AF3. Shes got on pink, and its her color for sure. She should change her name to IHOP, International House of Pussy. She looks like a blend of Olivia OLovely, and Cherokee. She was paired with two guys who werent much to look at, but one did have a dick like a banana. I havent seen anything shaped like that since Jake Steed was seen driving south down I-5. [ /image ] --> She was nothing like I had seen in her JSP scene, she was a filthy taking somebody asking for Deep Strokes in her ass.
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Release date: 8/24/2003
Reviewed on: 5/2/2004
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Patricia, Boby, Isabella, Joel Lawrence, Amy Lee, Sweet Nicky, George Uhl, Brett Rockman, Neeo, Sylvia Lee, Denis Marti, Joe Monti, Jean Pallett, Megan D., Puffy
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: The traffic in Seattle is only second to LA, and the other Washington, (DC). Even though I am gifted in the ability to creatively secure my vehicle in the downtown area, I will leave the Double Parking to DVSX. #5 in this series is subtitled Meter Maids. These women all give a new meaning to that age old phrase, Pull up to the bumper. The DVD production was solid. DVSX did something that I have never seen before. In the DVD bonus section, each girl does a 20-30 solo masturbation. Personally, this feature was wasted on me. Im old school, if I want to see a woman masturbate, Ill go stand outside my neighbors window. Nonetheless, this is a cool menu option for those of you into female masturbation. I wasnt impressed with the behind the scenes, but hey, it was behind the scenes so you never know what to expect. The title started out with Sweet Nicky, AKA Nicky Reed. [ /image ] --> I recently had a discussion with a forum member. I was disputing the fact that some women are Too pretty for porn.
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Release date: 3/5/2004
Reviewed on: 4/25/2004
Studio: Exquisite
Starring: Fiona Cheeks, Olivia O'Lovely, Justin Slayer, Katrina Kraven, Dana Vespoli, J. Monty, Boz, Sara Jay
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Evil Angel in their official statement to the public mentioned that they were signing Justin based on his ability to shoot, direct, and perform. Thats a positive, not to mention bold statement. In my personal opinion, Justins largest contribution comes in the energy, style, and originality of his performance. I found this title to be a huge disappointment. Justins name is featured prominently on the front cover, but he only appears in 1 out of the 5 scenes on this disc. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> The title starts with Dana Vespoli. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] -->Behind the Scenes to get to know the mind of this woman. Each one of her ass cheeks is wider than her waist. It's fluffy like it was fresh out of the dryer. Justin giggles it like hes a butcher weighing it by the pound. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> This girl gave her heart, but it was obvious that she was having issues with the size of Justins manhood. If you listen, you can her Justin asking her if he can put a little more in.
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Release date: 6/19/2003
Reviewed on: 4/23/2004
Studio: VCA
Starring: T.T. Boy, Jeanna Fine, Peter North, Caressa Savage, Tiffany Mynx, Randy West, P.J. Sparxx, Debi Diamond, Marc Wallice, Melanie Moore, Nicole London, Sunny McKay
Directed by: Wesley Emerson
Review brief: P.J. Sparxx is the definition of the girl next door. Scratch that, P.J. is better than the girl next door. Seeing P.J. in porn is like finding out that quiet girl that sat behind you in high school Spanish class is now the hottest thing in adult entertainment. Ill never forget the first time I saw her on screen. I couldnt get over how long and shapely her legs were. I made it a point to find out her name. P.J. had at least three runs through porn. She started as a young lady, came back as a full figured woman, and made another run as an aging star. This disc is a compilation of the early P.J. The title starts with mini interviews before each scene. The menu really only has the option to start the film, or scene selection. Scene 1 has P.J. matched with Marc Wallace. You cant talk about late 80s or early 90s porn without taking about Marc. This was a good scene. Marc, P.J. and an unidentified porn stud do good work here. Scene 2 is an all girl scene with Sunny Mc Kay. Im not a fan of all girl scenes, but in retrospect P.J.
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Release date: 1/13/2004
Reviewed on: 4/22/2004
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Anna Malle
Review brief: I cant say the first time I saw Anna Malle, but I can say that I loved her from day one. I loved Annas work with Sean Michaels in Macin, and New Wave Hookers. Anna has an incredible. I love the way that her chest and panty line are always natural skin tone in spite of her tropical like tan. This DVD was fairly routine in spite of the fact that they want you to know that its Playstation 2, and X-Box compatible. It had multiple previews for Up and Cummers, Wet, Inc. and The Younger, The Better. Scene #1 was from "Behind The Bathroom Door", with Alex Metro. This was obviously an older scene. The color, sound, and picture all were tell tale signs that this was a direct transfer from VHS. They shared a variety of positions around an indoor spa style tub finishing with a large pop all over her chest. Scene #2 was from The Adventures of Studman This paired Anna with Steve Drake whom I believe is one of the heads at DVSX. This scene was classic Anna, eyes rollin back in her head, and feverish masturbation.
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Release date: 4/22/2004
Reviewed on: 4/17/2004
Studio: Video Team
Starring: Sean Michaels, Domineko, Brian Pumper, Ashley Long, Alicia Rhodes, Ana Nova, Britney Madison, Daphne Rosen
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Im not going to waste time with DVD menus, and bonus material. Chances are you wont look at it anyway. I really wasnt impressed with #3 in this series. I tried to be polite at first, but I have to say straight out, that movie was some of the worst porn Ive seen since Elizabeth Berkley in Showgirls. #4 showed improvement, but it was obvious that Van Styles was on the slow bus to success in this business. Somewhere between there and here, somebody must have bought him Porn For Dummies. This is one of the best IR films that I have ever seen! Before I get emails asking me to Cut back on Crack, or Get off Video Teams payroll. Im not talking about a movie with a single IR scene. Or a compilation. Im talking about one on one interracial action! I suggest you rush out and buy this! Dont try to rent it, cause chances are it will be rented. If you are lucky enough to rent this title, you are gonna be mad that wasted $4.50, and didnt just buy it. This movie started with Ashley Long.
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Release date: 12/28/2003
Reviewed on: 4/11/2004
Studio: Video Team
Starring: Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Sophia, Rayveness, Brian Pumper, Jasmine Lynn, Kayla Marie, Tee Reel, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: The DVD interface on this movie was very similar to #3. It still had that Matrix feel, with a kiss of Logans Run mixed in. The menu had Scene Selection, Photo Galleries, Bios, and Previews. I will say for the catalog that Video Team has amassed, its not represented very well in the Previews section. I cab understand if you dont want to give away tons of free porn in your previews, but let people know what you are about, and showcase some works that you are truly proud of. If you didnt see my review of #3, I will recap quickly. The lighting was poor and made it hard to see the action as it unfolded. In addition, the movie lacked the emotions, rage, and perversions that make porn enjoyable to watch. I can tell you that Vitamin V. made huge strides to correct this. Even though this title is not going to be anything that people are talking about 10 years from now, I will say that Van is showing promise and may be the topic of porn conversation long past the next decade. Scene 1 Jasmyn Lynn This is somebody that I have heard buzz about for a long while.
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Release date: 8/26/2003
Reviewed on: 4/10/2004
Studio: Video Team
Starring: Olivia del Rio, Mr. Marcus, Vanessa, Wesley Pipes, Jessica Darlin, Sabrine Maui, Sylvio Mata, Brian Pumper, Billy Banks, Dwayne Cummings, Rio Mariah, Tyler Knight
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: I was excited to review this one. The name alone was enough to get my attention. Video Team (Afrocentric) is a company that is many times overlooked in the world of IR. The irony lies in the fact that they are responsible for such titles as United Colors of Ass, and My Baby Got Back. Furthermore, Afrocentric is probably the #1 distributor of IR compilations. Its obvious that their post production staff stays current with visual trends. The intro to the movie had the feel of the Matrix series. Unfortunately it reminded me of #3, the one I liked the least. The features of this DVD are pretty much standard. Scene Selection, Photo Gallery, Behind the Scenes, Bios and Previews. As the credits rolled, I saw names like Jessica Darlin, Olivia Olovely, Sabrine Maui, Vannessa, and Rio. I couldnt wait for the action to start. Scene 1 Jessica Darlin She is a new favorite of mine. I am still blown away that after all these years, I am just now taking notice of her. Curvaceous frame, pretty eyes and smile. Shes the kinda girl that you skipped school to have sex with in your youth.
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Release date: 4/2/2004
Reviewed on: 4/5/2004
Studio: Exquisite
Starring: Jessica Darlin, Renee Pornero, Lauren Phoenix, Kami Andrews, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Many years ago, a group of young black men went to the Magic show in Vegas. They were there to showcase their new line of clothes, FUBU. FUBU stands for For Us, By Us. Without going into detail, I was there. Today, Justin Slayer keeps with his tradition of integrating his fans request into his works. This is a Film For Us, By Us. Once again, I was there. Slayer Unleashed #3 [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Right off I could see in spite of the six month wait, Justin had made strides to improve the quality of the DVD interface. The images were brighter, and showed that thought went into the color scheme and design. In addition, this disc has Photo Galleries, Behind the Scenes, Cum Shot Loop, and Trailers. Thanks for listening! Makes me feel like my porn dollar is going to good use. Lauren Phoenix [ /image ] --> This scene has been talked about for months now. In the behind the scenes section Lauren talks about shooting this scene the day before Halloween (6 months ago). Ms. Phoenix struts and teases us with that 5 gallon ass of hers.
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Release date: 2/9/2004
Reviewed on: 3/31/2004
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Julie Meadows, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Shayla LaVeaux, Nina Hartley, Mika Tan, Layla Jade, Dominica Leoni
Directed by: Ernest Greene
Review brief: I have been enjoying porn for 15 years now, and in that 15-year appreciation, there have been only two constants. #1, Ron Jeremy, and #2 Nina Hartley. It is my pleasure today to review Nina Hartleys Anal Kinksters. This DVD has Scene Selections, Behind the Scenes, Photo Galleries, Previews, and Website Links. All pretty much standard in todays adult productions. Nina Hartley has to be about the single most sexiest person on the plant today. Its obvious to me that she truly enjoys her work, and the pay is just a bonus for her. The most rewarding part of all of this is that is comes across on camera. I have no idea how old Nina is but it really doesnt matter. She has gone from the Hot Teacher, to the MILF, to that Divorced Lady in 3B down the hall. Whatever you want to call her it has no bearing on the fact that you cant help but masturbate unwillingly whenever you see her on camera.
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Release date: 2/12/2004
Reviewed on: 2/28/2004
Studio: Exquisite
Starring: Adriana, Soma, Tera Joy, Cynthia Pendragon, Diana Doll
Review brief: Its time to talk about Justin Slayers [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> #1, This movie aint too fresh. Since Justins last release Ben and Jen have broke up. Alex Rodriguez has become a Yankee, Brittany Spears has been married and annulled. My Seattle Supersonics have fallen from 3rd place all the way down to 17th. TV show Ed, has moved from Friday, to Wednesday, back to Friday, and since been cancelled. The final straw is Co-Star Soma has had her breast done, healed, and put out at least one title with her new chest prior to this release. In his defense, not a lot has come out in the last few months, but can you think of a better time to put your stuff on the market? The title stars out with some fresh music over the FBI warning. This caught my attention. It was obvious that Justin had headed his fans request for better music. At long last, a few trailers as well. The trailers looked promising, but the audio was way to hot. Hopefully somebody learns that audio is at least 50 of the picture.
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