Choc Full a Nut Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  5/18/2004

A few years ago, I was at my local video store looking for some adult entertainment. Names like Jeanna Fine, Nikki Sinn, Anna Malle, and others were nowhere to be found. As I scanned box covers, I stumbled on Red Light District. I remember looking at the graphics, and not recognizing the talent on the cover and chuckling to myself thinking “Low Rent District”.

I saw Vince Voyuer’s name and knew him from his Anabolic and Wicked works, but really couldn’t recall any impressive scenes by him. The title was Cum Dumpsters, and it ended up being one of the best pieces of porn I had seen to date. I immediately found the website, and sent Dion an Email. He mailed me back in 48 hours and thanked me for the mail, and told me that he was happy with the progress, and that he would pass my regards along to the guys.

I haven’t seen every title that RLD has produced, but I will say that it’s money well spent when it comes to rentals. Most recently, I was watching a RLD title, and during the 30 previews in the extras section, I saw one that caught my eye.

“Choc Full A Nut” was full of round asses, and pretty faces. At the time I got the film, I didn’t realize that it was an internal title. Internal is not my thing, but the review follows.

Mya Mason

If I had one word to describe Mya, it would be “Flawless”. Top to bottom, front to back, this bitch is bad. Somebody off camera kept asking her questions, and all she could say is, “I want to fuck”. Some guy that looked like Shawn Cassidy stepped in and started the “Da Doo Run Run” on Mya’s sexy frame. This cat couldn’t be more than 153 pounds, but that last three had to be in his dick. He was scrawny, but he was packin. He hit her spot every way possible. Half way through the scene, he flipped her over and dipped in her ass as if he was checkin her oil. This cat was white, but his dick was fatter than Mya’s ankles. Nonetheless, the dipping ensued. I have to guess that she was runnin a quart low, cause he whaled as he came, and when he pulled out, she pushed out a thick milky flow that let you know that it wasn’t just for the camera.
Female Looks 10/10 Sex Rating 10/10

Shelby Parks

Shelby was a big girl, and I like em thick. She had bright eyes, dimples and looked a whole lot like Kitten. She took on Darren James, and Brian Pumper. I got the impression that she was a true sexual being, but I also believe that these two overwhelmed her. Not only are they fairly large guys, but they fuck for a living. They DP’d her and busted huge nuts. Matter of fact you could see James dick throb as her came in her ass, and the flow must have startled her, cause she lunged forward, and nut rushed out and down her leg, and Darren was still squirting from his head. If I hadn’t seen it, I wouldn’t have believed it. If this girl sticks around, she could be big!
Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Nakai

Don’t ask me why, but this girl didn’t appear in the stills from RLD, not did she appear on the boxcover itself. In lieu of that, I added another shot of Mya Mason.

This girl looked a lot like the wife from The Bernie Mac Show. She was petit, and had enormous natural breast. She mentioned in her intro that she was just out of a difficult relationship. It was obvious that the whole experience had taken its toll on her. Good for us though. Sick in the head, freak in the bed. There was no doubt that she had some metal issues to overcome, and she overcame them with a dick in her ass. Darren James dug her ass out. RLD should have sold this scene to Metro, because I was waiting for her to look at the camera and say “Stop, My Ass is On Fire!” This was another girl that was in way over her head. This scene was hot and wait to you see the size of her clit!
Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 7/10

Tanya

This girl had true beauty. Unfortunately that nasty eye piercing was a huge distraction for me. She did straight sex, no anal, and it was good that it was internal. If you have a chance, check out the “Behind the Scenes”. Somebody busted a nut on her face, and you would swear it was acid the way she hollered, and convulsed on the grounds after she got splashed.
Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 6/10

Nautica

This is a nasty talking fine ass wench. I had seen her in several titles before, but she never made an impression on me til today. This by far was the best I had ever seen her look or perform. She took on three guys in a micro gang bang. I knew the pussy was good, cause these guys were hella goofy as they passed the ass around. Nautica moaned like this Mormon girl I used to kick it with, and I could tell she put these fools in pussy heaven. You would swear it was the nut of these guys career the way they howled when they came. These nasty fools didn’t even clean her up, they dirty dicked her one after the other cumming inside her in succession. When they were done and they asked her how it was, she stood up and said “Three nuts in a bucket, Fuck it”.
Female Looks 10/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Katana

Cover girl Katana is a show stoppa. Her body is toxic, and her skin is smooth. This girl deserves a 10. I have to give her a 9 though. I see she had her breast done after this title, and she looks even better. Honestly, I should give her a 10 for this scene and rate her current works as an 11! This was my first time seeing her, and I need to figure out what I need to do to become the president of her Fan Club. She took on two guys, fucked them harder than they fucked her. You could see her riding Vince, and as she bounced up and down, you could see glimpses of Vince droolin all over himself like a little punk. The irony is I was the punk cause he was up in all that ebony lovin, and I was jerkin my shit like it was saltwater taffy. I didn’t think this scene could get hotter, but when it went anal, I think this girl had a seizure. A must see scene, with a flood of biblical proportion at the end.
Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 10/10

I could give you 5 solid reasons why I shouldn’t have liked this title, but the heat was so hot, that this is one disc that now has a permanent place next to my DVD player.

RLD has come a long way. Names like Ashley and Angel Long. Alicia Rhodes, Lexington Steele and Brandon Iron all reached new levels under that umbrella. I don’t care what you think about anal, IR, or natural breast. You need to steal this title if you can’t afford it.

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