Double Parked 8 Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  6/22/2004

Selena Silver

Selena is not the prettiest girl ever to do porn. What she is though is a reminder of your favorite bank teller. Look-alike for your favorite cashier down at Ralphs. That girl at the bus stop that you pass every morning. Most of all, she’s porn version of that girl in your office that wears that skirt you like. The most ironic detail about Selena is the fact that we had to go down under to find the ultimate “All American Girl”.

I had seen some stills of Selena before, but she looks thinner here than pictures I had seen. She looked amazing. Her hair looked like she had just came back from the Helsinki clinic. Her skin was smooth and unblemished. Her ass was round, and those boots had a nucka on swole!

This scene was good, but could have been great. I was not impressed with the male talent, but Selena won me over. She had a desire that would not be denied. Even though it was two guys, I had the feeling she could have taken on a crowd. Vaginal, Anal, even DP. Talk about someone making something look easy. This girl is worth the money. Jot her name down in pen!
Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Janet Alfano

Janet is a pretty blonde with strong chiseled euro features. I could have used a little more ass, and breast, but hey, you can’t hate on a girl for keeping it natural. This scene was a bit on the average side. All the same positions, and I felt like the passion was heavily faked on her part. The best part of the scene was the fact that she appeared to take both guys on with ease. I could have done without the double vaginal but hey, check the title, you can’t escape it.
Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 7/10

Lisa Sparxxx

I like her, she is a corn fed, porn hungry whore. True story, Lisa is a dead ringer for this girl I knew that worked at one of the major department stores. She got fired for fuckin in the dressing rooms. Boy, did she ever earn her money on the half off sales.

Lisa has a ton of curves, and I would love to personally inspect them all. If she had a draw back it would be the fact that she appears a bit soft in a few places. 15 minutes in the gym every day would make her a top shelf bangin body.

This scene too was a heated. She did it all, and loved it. The down side was a lot like Selena, all the heat and passion came from Lisa, the guys in the scene were literally dead weight.
Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Luigiana & Allyson

Luigianna is my Pocketcomb Pick
These women were both cute with incredible asses. Luigiana was cute and had that kind of ass that you want to squeeze until sweet sweet nectar runs out. Allyson was not the prettiest girl in this title, but her passion made her a player. For a minute, she reminded me of a young Patricia Kennedy.

These two fevered freaks did it all, and groaned, moaned, and rode some bone until the cat came home. Anal, DP, you name it. These girls knew the job, and they got it done. Once again, the guys in this scene were disposable.
Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Magda Polak

Boots Boots Boots. DVSX has to know that white women with ass, and boots are like Kryptonite to the black man. This girl had nasty written all over her, and you may not see it at first, cause it’s smeared all over her phat ass titties. She took a lot of anal, and DP, and giggled and laughed the entire time. I wonder if that had something to do with the male talent?
Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Ariana Jolie

Even though this was not an IR scene, I am going to take a political time out. On another board I frequent. People tend to attack the subject of IR with a passion, and Ariana’s name was no stranger to this board. I never really cared who did IR, if they did great, if they didn’t, well I considered it the actresses loss. After seeing this scene, I can see why some people are so enthusiastic about her.

WHOA! This girl owned this scene. DVSX knocked this tape out of the park, and turned an average tape into a near classic with a simple casting. Ms. Jollee is a rather young looking beauty with an uncontrollable orgasm. Take Chloe, Alisha Klass, and thrown in a pinch of Mila, and you got Ariana.

I’ve never seen anything like this. I’ve seen girls piss, I’ve seen girls squirt, but I could have washed, rinsed, and possibly marinated in this girls wet spot. I can’t believe I missed this one, but I am an IR fan, and her scenes have been limited to put it politely.

I don’t think the guys in the scene could even believe how this went down. I hope this girl drinks plenty of PowerAde, cause her fluids deplete rapidly. ANAL ANAL ANAL DP ANAL. Ariana, if you read this, please call me, I just want to fall face first into your wet panties. On the other hand, I would be mad as hell if that scene was in my house. She squirted, splashed, gushed, and for the most part pissed the place up. After I got done rockin he block, I would have sent her to the grocery store to rent a steam cleaner, and put her to work cleaning up her mess.
Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 10/10

I’ve said it a few times, and now I need to restate. DVSX has flawless audio and video, but they will never be a powerhouse until they get some serious male talent. Most of the guys in this title looked like somebody’s buddy who got thrown a freebie in their porn flick.

The women were hot, and their passion far overshadowed the men. This title would have been a new classic had the men been able to hold a candle to these cock hungry cuties. You can’t go wrong on this one if you like the real stuff, but beware, these guys couldn’t get a lawnmower started.

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