Azz Fest 3 Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  5/6/2004

What can you say about ass that hasn’t already been said? When it comes to ass, all you can do is hope it’s full, firm and fluffy. That being said I believe we can all be thankful that Van Styles and Video Team have assembled a festival of ass in the third installment of this series.

The title starts out with Dana Vespoli

This girl is an eye catcher. I had only seen her once before in, Big Butt Brotha Lovers. I have to say that she looks many times better in AF3. She’s got on pink, and it’s her color for sure. She should change her name to IHOP, International House of Pussy. She looks like a blend of Olivia O’Lovely, and Cherokee. She was paired with two guys who weren’t much to look at, but one did have a dick like a banana. I haven’t seen anything shaped like that since Jake Steed was seen driving south down I-5.

She was nothing like I had seen in her JSP scene, she was a filthy taking somebody asking for “Deep Strokes in her ass”. In Justin’s defense, he was as big as both of these guys put together, so maybe that’s why she had a hard time with him. This scene came to an end when the talent said “Time to paint the house”. This guy busted a nut, a Coconut!, He left so much milky stuff on her face you knew he had been saving his nuts for winter.

Catalina

Compliments to video team, the makeup on these women is top shelf. I have never seen Catalina look so good. Seems like most of the time I see her, she is over made up for some Max Hardcore picture, but I have seen stills of her in other films as well. Either way, she is a true beauty in this scene. She looks like the illegitimate Hispanic sibling of Sophia.

Catalina if you’re out there, you are a cutie with booty, but can a brotha get some of that? That girl ain’t playing. She has a mass of ass. I had to watch this scene twice. I had to be sure, but she sold me on the fact that she loves to have her colon cleaned by cock. Good scene, but once again not impressed with the male talent.

Melanie Jagger

All the women in this title looked better than I have ever seen them look before with the exception of Melanie. Don’t get me wrong, she doesn’t look bad, I’ve just seen her look better. Melanie is another girl who rides the weight loss roller coaster. At times, she can carry a little something extra around the waist, but today she looks pretty good. I do like em thick, but it would be nice if Melanie was a little tighter.

Good scene and you know she had the shit fucked out of her. A few times I wasn’t sure if one of the guys got too deep, cause he face went sour, and the action would stop. Nonetheless she must have a magic pussy cause the fellas busted on her Nintendo style. That’s when the pop at the end of her scene can only be described as the “Max Blast Nut Combo”.

Kayla Marie

This was a bondage scene. A bit over the top if you ask me. How much can she know about edge play, barley being 18? She looks good, but it didn’t appear that she’s spent much time in the dungeon.

This was a B. Pumper scene. Very short scene, I didn’t time it, but I am going to say it was not much more than 7 minutes. Lots of oral, and a little straight sex, but no anal or ass worship. The other scenes were about 3 times as long.

Adora

I learned a couple things about Adora. She is really tiny, 5’0”. She appears to be fairly young. Once again, the first time I saw her was in a JSP production. She came off as taller and older to me.

Apparently, she’s doing anal now, and my question is, “What was the holdup!” She appeared to have no issues at all having her crease greased. This was a good long scene, and she took quite an anal pounding. Good end to a good film.

I can’t take credit for it, but it appears that Van has worked out the lighting issue. No shadows or dark spots were apparent in this title. The production was good, and the women looked great. I didn’t like this title as much as Black in the back #5, but it’s still positive progression from all other titles that I have seen him direct.

This is a good movie, it’s not often that you get to see you favorite star look so good. If you like the talent in this feature, I’d say see this title. I can’t say it’s a must buy, but it’s a must see for any ass lover. If you do like it, tell a friend about this kid. He’s good.