I Like It Black (And Deep In My Ass) 3 Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  4/10/2004

I was excited to review this one. The name alone was enough to get my attention. Video Team (Afrocentric) is a company that is many times overlooked in the world of IR. The irony lies in the fact that they are responsible for such titles as “United Colors of Ass, and My Baby Got Back. Furthermore, Afrocentric is probably the #1 distributor of IR compilations.

It’s obvious that their post production staff stays current with visual trends. The intro to the movie had the feel of the Matrix series. Unfortunately it reminded me of #3, the one I liked the least. The features of this DVD are pretty much standard. Scene Selection, Photo Gallery, Behind the Scenes, Bio’s and Previews.

As the credits rolled, I saw names like Jessica Darlin, Olivia O’lovely, Sabrine Maui, Vannessa, and Rio. I couldn’t wait for the action to start.

Scene 1 Jessica Darlin

She is a new favorite of mine. I am still blown away that after all these years, I am just now taking notice of her. Curvaceous frame, pretty eyes and smile. She’s the kinda girl that you skipped school to have sex with in your youth. Right off the bat, I noticed that there were light issues. I wanted to see Jessica’s eyes, but it didn’t appear that lights or reflectors were being used. Jess gave a good interview before jumping into some wet and nasty head. Brian Pumper came in looking like a “Swap Meet Thug” with way too much jewelry on. From what I’ve seen, he tries to hard to be something he’s not.

The shooting and editing are good, and Jessiaca seems to enjoy the sex, but Pumper ruins it for me. He has good wood, and pops large in her ass, but he has no emotion or personality in this scene.

Scene 2 Sabrine Maui

Sabrine is a cutie Pie. I got my start in the biz shooting import models for “Hot Import Nights” events. I was surprised to see that Sabrine made the jump from car model to porn. As shocked as I was, I am thankful for many of her scenes on DVD today. This girl has entirely too much ass for an Asian girl. She looks like she escaped from Brazill with that wagon she’s draggin! This scene had more heat between the performers. At one point, Sabrine looked at her partner and said “Fuck me like a pro bitch!”

Dude froze up for a minute, he didn’t know what to do. He got it together, and busted a gravy boat nut all up in her face.

Scene 3 Olivia O’Lovely

I expected big things from this international house of poontang. The first time I saw her, she was insatiable. I thought she would be the biggest thing in porn since Belladonna, but for some reason her career never took off. Those of you that know me aren’t going to believe this, but her scene was with Wesley Pipes, and it was the best work in the film thus far. Normally Wes’ “Ghetto Freestylin” is enough for you to mute the entire scene, but with the lack of dialogue from Olivia, he was the only heat in the scene. Her body is incredible, and that ass was round like the rolling hills of Ireland, but when it came to Anal, I think Mr. Pipes was packin a little too much for Ms. O’Lovely. The look on her face and lack of enthusiasm sold me that in fact if she did like it black, she didn’t want it deep in her ass.

Scene 4 Rio Marriah

This is another woman who I expected to be the next big thing. Pretty face, firm round bubble butt, and feverish in the sack.

This scene has DP, anal, and some serious pounding. Another free flowing nut bath to finish, but I still haven’t seen serious heat.

Scene 5 Vannessa

I was happy to see this girl. She is no stranger to Video Team projects. If Jessica is that girl you stayed home to fuck in High School, Vannessa is that girl that stops by to see your roommate, and you end up fuckin. This girl obviously needs to get hers on a daily basis. This scene had all the heat that I had hoped to see in every scene. I’m not a fan of Mr. Marcus, but I’m not a hater. I just never considered him 1st string.

I have to admit. He laid it on thick. This girl was into him, and he was into her. She sucked, rode, and kept it wetter than a Denny’s dumpster. She worked his stuff till she had tears in her eyes. At one point, I think I proposed to the TV screen. A great finish to an unfortunately average film.

Reluctantly, I thought I would watch the behind the scenes. I have to admit that they were a pleasant surprise. It’s obvious that these guys had a good time, but for some reason I only saw it here, and not in the main body of work. I also saw that they had plenty of lights, so I don’t understand why the backgrounds looked so great, but all the action was way too dark. It also features Brian “MC Uh Oh” Pumper freestylin one time for your mind.

Final verdict, the lighting was janky! The heat was good, but not consistent. I couldn’t recommend that you buy this, but it might be a good rental if you like the talent. The women look great (When lit) but unfortunately the production came off as sophomoric. Van is still in the game and has done other features since. The true meter will be in the progress that he has makes from this point.