Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  3/31/2004

I have been enjoying porn for 15 years now, and in that 15-year appreciation, there have been only two constants. #1, Ron Jeremy, and #2 Nina Hartley. It is my pleasure today to review

“Nina Hartley’s Anal Kinksters.”

This DVD has Scene Selections, Behind the Scenes, Photo Galleries, Previews, and Website Links. All pretty much standard in today’s adult productions.

Nina Hartley has to be about the single most sexiest person on the plant today. It’s obvious to me that she truly enjoys her work, and the pay is just a bonus for her. The most rewarding part of all of this is that is comes across on camera. I have no idea how old Nina is but it really doesn’t matter. She has gone from the “Hot Teacher”, to the “MILF”, to that “Divorced Lady in 3B” down the hall. Whatever you want to call her it has no bearing on the fact that you can’t help but masturbate unwillingly whenever you see her on camera.

The first scene is with Layla Jade and Evan Stone.

Layla has on a latex maid outfit, and for some reason seems to spill milk all over herself. When she bends over to clean up her mess, she happens to leave her English frame anally exposed. Layla is usually a dirty talker, but not in this picture. It was pretty much a variety of positions, that showcased Layla’s legs and ass. It was a condom scene that ends with a small pop on her chest. I am not a fan of Mr. Stones, and have not followed his career, but if he has not cut his locks, I would suggest he does. Vince Vouyer became a much more marketable person after he cut his hair. I would hope that Mr. Stone would learn from that.

The second scene features Nina Hartley, Dominica Leone, and Steve Hatcher.

Both women are wearing stockings and garters and look amazing. The scene starts out with the women slow dancing and teasing each other. It moves to foot play with both women putting their big toes in each other pussies. Nina straps spiked heel ballerina shoes on Dominica. Steve enters Dominica without a condom, and makes her moan. He waste no time greasing her ass, and strokes it as if she has a deep anal itch. While he’s in her anally, Nina reaches under and around to massage Dominica’s pussy. Soon Nina goes on her back and Steve sleeves up and enters her anally. He puts the dang down flips her and reveres it and does some anal doggy, once again showcases that ass that is Nina Hartley. The scene ends with a weak pop on the ladies asses.

Next up is the Pacific Rim Beauty Mika Tan.

Mika waste no time riding her stud condom free. They go through a variety of positions working their way up to an anal climax. The anal was poorly shot in my opinion. I like to see exactly what’s going on. At times I’m not sure if it’s anal or vaginal, and for an anal fan like myself, that’s not a good thing. The only satisfaction of this scene comes at the end, not because it’s over, but because this guy leaves a decent load on Ms. Tan’s chest.

Shayla and Randy Spears

I have seen Shayla in several films, and I am just not convinced that she enjoys her work. Her scenes appear to be heavily acted to me. I’d rather feel like she enjoys the work, than have her fake excitement. There is lots of missionary work in this scene. Mr. Spears wears his condom like a badge of courage as he delivers that trademark wood that make him desirable after all these years in the biz. They share a RC Anal moment, and move into doggie anal. Like Mika’s scene, the best part is the pop at the end.

Julie Meadows.

Ms. Meadows is one of the few women in porn today that still has a hold on me. She is so sexy. Her flawless frame has yet to fail me on camera, and I think she’s the best cocksucker in the biz. This was a 2 on 1 scene and for the most part Julie was sandwiched between two guys, very little one on one, but a good scene for DP fans. The scene ends when both guys leave a good load on her perfect tits.

Nina Hartley, Anastasia Pierce

This scene caught by surprise, not because it was a 6th scene in an adult film, but because it was girl girl, and I was turned on by it. Both of these women ate each other in a way that was undeniably hot. Right about the time that I was about to put down my pen squeeze a nut out. Nina manned up and flipped Anastasia over and fucked her all kinds of wrong in the asshole with a black strap on. I couldn’t believe it. The look on Nina’s face let me know that she took great pleasure in fucking Anastasia in the ass. Of course, I ruined my shorts in this scene, but it was worth it.

This was a departure from what I am used to seeing from Adam & Eve, at it was a welcome one. It wasn’t the best movie I have scene recently, but half the scenes had incredible heat. Nina fans will love it, and anal fans should enjoy it as well.