The Pocketcomb Pimp's Movie Reviews (204 - page 9)
Release date: 9/22/2003
Reviewed on: 10/22/2003
Studio: Exquisite
Starring: Vanessa, Avy Scott, Justin Slayer, Laura Lion, Melanie Crush
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Its me, coming straight out the pocket once again. Today I am reviewing Justin Slayers Freshly Slayed 3 This was a much-anticipated piece of work, and it had its highs and lows. I chose this title for one reason, and one reason only. I couldnt wait to see Melanie Crush. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> I had seen a few portfolio shots online, and this girl was bad. Her hair was raven, her ass was round like an onion, and her eyes reminded me of my trip to the islands. She was everything that I had heard Cali Cox was, in this case I was satisfied. This girls body is worthy of an 80s rock ballad. She was the closest thing I have seen to a sistah in a long time. The only think missing was for Justin to get the black pipe layers, and jump her in and make it official. She entered the set dressed in white. For a minute, I swore she was a virgin. I had heard that she was shy, but I got the impression that the language barrier made her less than comfortable.
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Release date: 10/21/2003
Reviewed on: 10/22/2003
Studio: Exquisite
Starring: Jada, Caramel, Mercury, Chloe Black, Justin Slayer, Baz, Nautica Binx, Misty Mason
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Almost 10 years ago I saw one of the funniest movies in cinematic history. The title of said film was Fear of a Black Hat. This movie was heralded as the black Spinal Tap. It was a parody of the rap industry and featured cameos from adult stars Dominique Simone, and Alicia Rio. The soundtrack was a hip hop salute to Weird Al Yankovick, and included a track entitled Booty Juice.Today we go beyond the movie with a review of Justin Slayer and the black Pipe Layers Booty Juice. If you have ever read one of my reviews, you may notice the common theme of comedy mixed with eroticism. I wish I could tell you that this review is a laugh a minute, but the truth is, this movie was nothing to laugh at. This movie came out today, and I have already seen it three times. It is hands down the best all black feature that I have ever seen. The irony of this is for the longest time I avoided these type of titles do to lack of sex appeal from black female talent. Mr.
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Release date: 7/19/2003
Reviewed on: 9/24/2003
Studio: Exquisite
Starring: Sky, Lilian, Adina Jewel, Tameka
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Todays review is for Justin Slayers Phatty Girls. I couldnt wait to get my hands on his title. I was not completely sold on the supporting cast in Black Pipe Layers, but the women in that title made it all worth wild. I always enjoy Justins box covers. He has a way of foreshadowing his pictures with the copy on the case. The tagline for this film is Big booty and Hip-Hop Beats Something for the streets. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Judging from the size of the asses on the cover, it was quite apparent that Justin has not spent any time in my neighborhood. Sure, local rapper and childhood hero Sir Mix A Lot penned the first of all booty songs, bet even Sir Makes A Lot had to be inspired by an Oakland ass. That said, lets get into the meat of the movie. The movie starts with a tasty ray of sunshine named Sky. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> She came out with some post modern hippie thigh high boots. And the phattest ass I have ever seen! This ass was so big and round that you would want to hit it doggie style until it turned purple.
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Release date: 8/20/2003
Reviewed on: 8/30/2003
Studio: Exquisite
Starring: Justin Slayer, Kristyna, J. Monty, Daria Glower, Boz, Melissa Black, Jenna Red, Sarah O'Neal, Sabina Black
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Today I got my copy of Justin Slayers Black Pipe Layers. After seeing Slayer Unleashed I just knew this film would rock my block! The girls on the DVD cover were fresh and sexy as all hell. Id seen the trailer, and it appeared that J-Slay and his band of merry men would once again rob from the rich and give to the poor. Unfortunately, I was left feeling like Oliver Twist (Please Sir, can I have more) The movie started with great promise. Three guys walking through a dark tunnel, it was reminiscent of the Pennsylvania Miners Story. I thought Justin was trying to tell me that he had spent days underground, but now he was free to lay all the black pipe necessary irrigate a small nation. The tag line for this film was 32 inches of cock per second. No doubt these brothas was packin, and I have to applaud all of them for limiting there combined length to 10.67 inches per.
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Release date: 5/31/2003
Reviewed on: 7/19/2003
Studio: Exquisite
Starring: Rio, Ice, Justin Slayer, Jessica Dee, Harley Davis, Teanna Lynn, Bliss
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> This movie was talking to me from the time that I looked at the DVD cover. I quote Justin Slayer ~ Finally Free to fuck as nasty as he wants!! Once I read that I knew I was in for something that no star before him had set themsleves do! This film might just go down as the Citizen Kane of interracial porn. If this nicca would have had a sled and whispered Rosebud in one of those bitches ear, he might have gotten an Academy nod. Follow me here, cause this movies speaks volumes to todays political climate and our place in it as IR porn fans. The movie starts out with the lovely Tianna Lynn. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> The scene is in what appears to be some time of decommissioned vault. The set was reminiscent of the Maxwell Smart adventure series, Get Smart. Slayer did this girl all kinds of wrong! If she would have been a piece of meat, he would have tenderized her head to toe! What I got from the scene was this. When it comes to the black man in todays political financial market, you have to Get Smart.
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