Booty Juice Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  10/22/2003

Almost 10 years ago I saw one of the funniest movies in cinematic history. The title of said film was “Fear of a Black Hat.” This movie was heralded as the black Spinal Tap. It was a parody of the rap industry and featured cameos from adult stars Dominique Simone, and Alicia Rio. The soundtrack was a hip hop salute to Weird Al Yankovick, and included a track entitled “Booty Juice.”

Today we go beyond the movie with a review of Justin Slayer and the black Pipe Layers “Booty Juice.”

If you have ever read one of my reviews, you may notice the common theme of comedy mixed with eroticism. I wish I could tell you that this review is a laugh a minute, but the truth is, this movie was nothing to laugh at. This movie came out today, and I have already seen it three times. It is hands down the best all black feature that I have ever seen. The irony of this is for the longest time I avoided these type of titles do to lack of sex appeal from black female talent. Mr. Slayer and his anal routing renegades have made me take a hard long look at how brown puts it’s down.

Justin’s cocky attitude was evident from the second the disk was in my player. The booty bouncing beats played all the way through the FBI warning. Correct me if I am wrong, but I am used to silence during this portion of films. The women in this film are incredible. With the exception of Carmel, most of the women are still fairly new to the game. Nonetheless, they are all knockouts!

The first scene is with a woman named Mercury.

As far as I know, I have yet to see her in another title. Fellas, the name alone should tell you something. My momma used to say, never play with a thermometer. One drop of Mercury will drive you crazy! This girl was so bad. Her body was tight and lean, and she had more curves than the Hollywood Hills. From the instant she started to play in her black lace panties I could hear The Little Drummer Boy song playing in my head. You know the lyric “Cum they told him…” All I knew was instead of day dreaming about her, it was in my best interest to play a solo and beat my drum until I received a standing “O”. This scene was off the foundation! She put a glass dildo up her ass, and you know that’s slang for the crack pipe. In the opening scene of this movie Justin deals with the rising addiction to crack in our neighborhoods. In his own way he let you see by saying no, you allow more women to say yes to deep anal penetration. He put a move on her I have never seen before. Once you see the movie, you will know what I am talking about. From this day forward that move will be known as “The Reverse Donkey Kong” If you are an old school gamer like me, you will recognize the stance while he goes deep in that ass. Even better, he leaves a load of “Man Batter” so thick and milky on her, you would think it was enough to make a silver dollar pancake. It was obvious that she got every last drop out of J-Love

The second scene was J-Monty, Boz and Carmel.

She had on a pink ruffled panty set that looked like “Mary Mary, Quite Contrary” The capper was these fools really wanted to know “How does your garden grow?” Her name should have been Missy, cause these two put the “Dang down flipped it and reversed it.” The scene has a pretty good DP, but I would have much rather seen more one on one than two on one. Also it was hard to see the DP with the camera angle in some shots. I like anal scenes, but this was hard to watch. I felt like I needed to use my imagination here. DP’s are good, but give me single anal action as well.

The next girl was Nautica.

I know there are a few Nautica’s in the biz, but I have not seen this one before, although I believe I have heard tale of her. She is a light-skinned honey with a pretty face and banging body. Right off the bat, they greased her backside. For a brief minute, she looked like a roasted turkey. The only question was who is doing the stuffing. I don’t know the name of the male talent in this scene, but it was hot. It was packed with anal pounding power. This fool was a rodeo rump wrangler and this Thanksgiving feast wasn’t over till he made sure and buttered her muffin. I don’t know if you remember the Homepride commercial, but this fool split the center, and let the love butter bake right in. That was a move you can’t do with Wonder Bread!

The next scene starred Misty.

Again, this girl was new to me. Like Nautica, she was light-skinned but a lot cuter. She looked a lot younger, almost teen in appearance. Once again, she got oiled up like the long gone Houston Oilers. She worked her ass like a rented mule, and didn’t complain on that long journey through The Grand Canyon. Her stuff must have been good, cause it was the first scene to produce two pop shots.

The fifth and final scene is the one that will break your VCR, so be sure to pick this up on DVD.
It features Chloe and Jada.


You will watch this like it was states evidence.

These two nasty talkers take Justin, J-Monty, and Boz to school. These fools look like the three stooges for most of the scene cause these girls are workin dem so hard that I swear one of em had snot runnin out his nose! For every pump those boys put down, these two threw it back at em with momentum. If this scene doesn’t go down in history, it’s gonna be your fault for never seeing it.

This movie flew in the face of what attracts me to adult titles, but it won me over. There have only been two black women in the history of adult film that have moved me, but every last one in this film did. I am a fan of augmented breast, but only one female in this title was augmented. I have never cared much for all back titles, but this one went beyond color. It was an incredible work, and if it was up to me, I’d put a 100% money back guarantee on it.

What I like most about Justin is he continues to amaze me. He did step up DVD extras’ but I still wasn’t impressed. The behinds the scenes really were not behind the scenes. It was more like cutting room floor. I’d like to see the girls show up, maybe light interview, or them in the makeup chair. Video of stills doesn’t really move me. Nonetheless, he did keep his word and add it.

The cum shot recap went a bit long. I’ll take about 15 seconds before the pop, and maybe 15-30 after, but some of these went on for minutes. Just show me the pop, and move on to the next bust.
I’d also like to see stars name in the scene listing. Makes it easier to go back and reply your favorite. Numbering the scenes doesn’t help me remember the names of talent.
All in all, a solid title and my favorite J- Slay Piece to date. Don’t rent this one, you’d only be wasting a few bucks. Do yourself a favor and buy it! This is one of about 4 titles in my collection that I could see myself enjoying on a monthly basis.

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