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Boxcover for Analgeddon 2
Analgeddon 2

Release date: 9/22/2004
Reviewed on: 11/2/2004

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: Julian, Marco, Sophia, Frank Gun, Dale Dabone, Mark Ashley, Lanny Barbie, Sascha, Renee Pornero, Steve Hooper, Jayna Oso, Lisa Lee
Directed by: Julian

Review brief: I remember the 1st time I saw Julian, it was also the 1st time I saw Rayveness. It was in a title with Stacy Valentine. It was something amazing. I dont think Ive seen another threesome so hot in years. I also heard Julian on the radio here in Seattle. It appears that he went to high school here for at least a year, and enjoys and occasional visit back to The Emerald City. Lanny Barbie [ /image ] --> Straight out the gate, you see that Lanny has a figure built for sin. Shes think in the ass, thighs and breast. Hell, I wanted to pour some gravy on that bitch, stuff that fluffy ass in a bucket and call in the PCP three-piece meal. Julian put in work here. He had his shit swingin and was serving salami. The camera and lights were on point, but the action was a bit low on heat. Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 7/10 Renee Pornero [ /image ] --> I have a problem with Renee. The first scene I saw her was so hideously hot, its tough to beat. Based on that, its been downhill with her every since.
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Top Notch Bitches 2

Release date: 9/28/2004
Reviewed on: 11/1/2004

Studio: Exquisite

Starring: Layla, Bree, Travis Knight, Dillan Lauren, Tiffany Holiday, Kitty Vicious, Dick Lachey
Directed by: Travis Knight

Review brief: Ill start off by saying that I am not a Gina Lynn fan. I have seen her a couple times and although her beauty cant be denied, her on screen presence may be. Believe it or not, her best work to date comes in "Analyze That" with Billy Crystal. In spite of all that, I decided to watch this title based on the female looks of the cast, and I am glad I did. Kitty [ /image ] --> This girl looks like she should be the president of the Angela D Angelo fan club. She looks exactly like Angela did 14 years ago. Kitty has the flattest stomach that I have ever seen in porn. In most cases you get girls with a few extra pounds or kangaroo pouches from bearing children, this girl was flawless when it came to her tummy. She took some lumps in the ratings because she had no breast or ass, but her nastiness was all it took to jump this title off. Not since Anna Malle have I seen a girl roll her eyes back as far as this girl did. Im not sure how real the orgasms were, but I loved watching everyone.
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Boxcover for Girls Interrupted
Girls Interrupted

Release date: 9/2/2004
Reviewed on: 10/28/2004

Studio: DVSX

Starring: George Uhl, Jane Silver [I], Jennifer Luv, Olivia O'Lovely, Christie Leigh, Joe Monti, Jazz Duro, Lani Kaluha, Misty Mason, Brad Baldwin, Christie Lee, Lani Lei, Sativa Rose, Joe Friday, Mili Jay, Darina, Anika Anderson
Directed by: Alex Ladd

Review brief: I didnt think I would like this title. Im not a fan of girl on girl action, but I do like some of the females in this cast, so I thought I would check it out. Much to my surprise, this was an easy watch, and be sure to read below to find out how the scenes shake out. Christie Lee & Sativa Rose [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Sativa is a Big nose, Thick Lip, puffy breast bitch, and I love her. She is so sexy, and brings so much heat to her work, you cant sleep on her talent. If she did IR, she would most likely be my favorite performer. Christie Lee looks good, but I have seen her look better. Neither girl looks to excited to be with the other, but they manage to masturbate with each other in spit of it all. This was a slow starter, but Sativa saved the day with her trademark nastiness. Solid start to this title. Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 7/10 Jennifer Luv, Olivia O Lovely & Lani Lei [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Jennifer and Olivia are two beautiful women, who lack heat and passion on screen.
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Boxcover for Monster Jam
Monster Jam

Release date: 6/19/2004
Reviewed on: 10/27/2004

Studio: Adam & Eve

Starring: Brick Majors, Billy Glide, Julian, Brandon Iron, Sean Michaels, Mark Davis, Olivia del Rio, Alexandra Nice, Lexington Steele, Byron Long, Keri Windsor, Alexa Rae, Voodoo, Justine Romee, Lee Stone, Nicole Sheridan, Sledge Hammer, Jezebelle Bond, Manuel Ferrara, Brett Rockman, Aria, Ben English, Brooke Ballentyne, Lisa Sparxxx, Amber Roxx

Review brief: I got two words for you, Compilation Crazy! Companies are going compilation crazy. Some because they dont have the talent to put out new quality work, and some due to the fact that their catalog is so big, they are doing their best to make a buck and give fans what they want. Personally, I love comps. I used to watch the Overtime, and Afrocentric series when I 1st embraced porn. Adam and Eve was the first I noticed as of late, but now Devils Film, Anabolic and even Wicked has joined the gang. As long as the titles are well thought out, and good quality, I saw flood the market, but if you sacrifice quality, value, or content, please save us all. Monster Jam is a pretty good comp. I like Big Dick Movies, cause Im a brotha with a big dick. That being said, thats why I love all straight porn regardless if its IR or not. This title has Lexington Steele, Sean Michaels, Brandon Iron, Lee Stone.
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Boxcover for Fitness Sluts (Platinum X Pictures)
Fitness Sluts (Platinum X Pictures)

Release date: 9/28/2004
Reviewed on: 10/26/2004

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: Sean Michaels, Guy DiSilva, Kristal Summers, Kelli Tyler, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Angel Eyes, Nautica Thorn, Marie Luv, Lisa Sparxxx, Stacy Thorn, Tee Reel, Daphne Rosen
Directed by: Sean Michaels

Review brief: Believe it or not, this title was my last attempt to remain a Sean Michaels fan. After my last review, a person emailed me, and told me as a black man I should be ashamed for not giving Mr. Michaels higher scores. My reply was, My reviews are blind, and if you are a fan of Mr. Michaels remain one, but Im only reporting the facts. Krystal Summers & Lucy Lee [ /image ] --> Bottom line, Krystal Summers has so much ass that you just cant go wrong with her bangin body. Although these two are low in fat, neither really sells me on the fact that they subscribe to Muscle & Fitness. Good camera here, but the heat was fake and overacted. Trust me though, just seeing the bodies on these two was worth the watch. Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 7/10 Kennedy [ /image ] --> For a sistah, she was a bit short on ass. The good news is it allowed a little easier access to the asshole. She gave a good DP performance, and made it all look easy. Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 6/10 Staci Thorn [ /image ] --> This is the 1st scene with Staci for me.
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Boxcover for Hood Hoppin' 2
Hood Hoppin' 2

Release date: 9/28/2004
Reviewed on: 10/25/2004

Studio: Exquisite

Starring: Obsession, Kitten, Wesley Pipes, Delicious, Persia, Sledge Hammer, John E. Depth, Jazmine Cashmere, Charlie Macc
Directed by: Jordan Septo

Review brief: I have to admit, when I think EXP and JS, I think Justin Slayer, not Jordan Septo.The irony comes in the fact that Jordan has picked up the ball that Justin left behind and continues to throw Hiessman forearms to all competitors. Its one thing to be good, and its another to be good and become great by listening to fans to improve your product. Thankfully, that legacy lives on at EXP. In feedback requested, I let Jordan know that more interactive menus and better-placed chapter stops would elevate the value of his product. If you see this title, youll see that the request was met. Kitten & Obsession [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> I got three words for you. Kitten, Kitten, Kitten. Denial is a bitch. Despite the fact that I never saw myself as a kitten fan, its now obvious that I am. I can tell you a few things about her. The 1st title I saw her in was Sugarwalls #5, I remember seeing press when she signed on with Heatwave, and I know that Salomoe De LuXXX was the 1st time I saw her give up the asshole.
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Boxcover for Double Parked 9
Double Parked 9

Release date: 6/18/2004
Reviewed on: 10/17/2004

Studio: DVSX

Starring: Robert Rosenberg, Alissa [I] (ambiguous), Van Damage, Bruno SX, Scott Lyons, K.K., Reina Leone, Kris Slater, Holly Day [II] (early 2000s), Pason, Sarah Dark, Joe Friday, Ricardo Bell, Alexandra Jay
Directed by: Alex Ladd

Review brief: DVSX may not be on the tip of everyones tongue, but I suspect someday they will be. They have to be the most overlooked, underrated company on the market today. They may not have a legacy of Hall of Fame hits, but the women in their titles look good, and as their stars continue to rise, people will see that many got their start with DVSX. Pason [ /image ] --> There are a lot of cute females in porn, but Pason has to be the cutest. Even though Ive heard more than one fan question her beauty, I have to say I cant find a single flaw in this girls looks. This is a 2 on 1, and Pason drains both of these two down to their last drop. My suspicion is she could have taken on two more guys and never even lost a step. Female Looks 10/10 Sex Rating 9/10 Reina Leone [ /image ] --> At 1st glance Ms. Leone has serious potential. The flip side is her boob job, and physique both have sloppy written all over them.
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Boxcover for Bottomless (FusXion)
Bottomless (FusXion)

Release date: 4/2/2004
Reviewed on: 10/15/2004

Studio: FusXion

Starring: Dave Hardman, Alex Sanders, Jay Ashley, Bridgette Kerkove, Mark Wood, Lena Ramon, Chris Mountain, Mr. Pete, Trent, Julie Robbins, Claire James, Ariana Jollee
Directed by: Bridgette Kerkove

Review brief: Jeanna Fine is my hands down, all time favorite star. She did it all. Anal, IR, Deepthroat, and she made a career of it. In my opinion, no one has ever done it better. If I was going to be swayed, it would only be by this woman. Bridgette has to be most well rounded star of all time. Since her first day in the biz, she has done nothing but improve. She went from one on ones, to groups. Her body has done nothing but improve in spite of taking breaks to bear children. He youthful girl looks have blossomed into striking cover model features. She has also managed to do all of this while building a production company. Before you challenge me on this let me say Jenna Jameson has a lot more money, but sorry, she hasnt put in the work. Bridgette has about 15-20 titles for every Jenna title. Ill also tell Jewel supporters that she has quite an empire, and produced some of the best scenes in the last 10 years. I still give Bridgette the edge for embracing IR from day one of her career.
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Boxcover for Extreme Schoolgirls 8
Extreme Schoolgirls 8

Release date: 8/2/2004
Reviewed on: 10/13/2004

Studio: Max World



Review brief: Let me start by backing up. In This Review, I explained how a Max title ended up in my collection. I was surprised how good the heat was. I contacted Max, and requested a few more titles to see if in fact I had counted him out without giving him a fair shake. Max soon replied, and told me that he was sending me 4 titles, and thanked me for supporting his project. I supplied Max a list of about 12-15 titles based on the female talent in the films. This is where the red flags came. The four titles that Max sent were not on the aforementioned list. It made me question if Mr. Hardcore listened to his fans, or thoroughly read his mail. I excepted the challenge. The titles that I like the most tend to be the ones that I never expected to enjoy. Race Riot, is the most recent titles along with Max Factor 12 to sway me. Kiara Rose [ /image ] --> Super cutie who looked a lot like the Brunette cop from NYPD Blue. . Max wasted no time runnin deep in that ass. Kiara is a true treat to watch.
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Boxcover for Nina Hartley's Anal Kinksters 2
Nina Hartley's Anal Kinksters 2

Release date: 5/25/2004
Reviewed on: 10/12/2004

Studio: Adam & Eve

Starring: Amber Lynn, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Mr. Marcus, Nina Hartley, Byron Long, Flick Shagwell, Aria, Ashley Long, Lyla Lei, Renee Pornero, Dwayne Cummings, Mario Rossi
Directed by: Ernest Greene

Review brief: The 1st title in this series was a hit, so you know I am all over the sequel. How kinky are you? In my years I have heard females claim they are kinky cause they swallow, talk nasty, or because All the fellas say so. How often do you see Nina do anal? How often does she do IR? How often does she do both, and whats the chance of it being condom free? Nina stepped up the game here. Prettier, younger women, and IR in 75 of the scenes. Lets face it, porn fans know that being kinky is most likely doing something that might cost you your job, not just cause you embarrassment. To quote Nina (I kid you not) Time to get yo kink on! Nina Hartley & Renne Pornero [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Nina is the Katie Couric of porn. Even though her face continues to show her true age, her body gets harder and curvier as the years go on. Dont front fellas, we would all leave our women to take a turn at Ninas back door. Ms. Hartley is the Holy Grail of longevity, ass and beauty in porn. Renee is no slouch either.
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Boxcover for Phatt Bootys
Phatt Bootys

Release date: 9/13/2004
Reviewed on: 10/1/2004

Studio: Exquisite

Starring: Sledge Hammer, Skyy, John E. Depth, Ice La Fox

Review brief: Phatt Bootys appears to be picking up where Justin Slayer left off with Phatty Girls. The bad news is this titles lacks the same level of heat as the old series, but in the same spirit, two names mentioned in the credits are not present just like in JSPs old EXP titles. Ice [ /image ] --> One of the 1st features I saw 12 years ago featured her mother Angela DAngelo. You have to realize that the early 90s was a different time, and not too many women did nasty shit like Angela did. At 1st I was shocked. I thought to myself, How did I miss all that ass! As the scene progressed, it was obvious that Ice gained about 7-10 pounds. The good news is 70 of that landed in her ass. To her credit, she joined the Porn Union, and used her Permanente card to get braces. John E. also put in some serious work here. I was hyped, King Midas kicked this joint off big and I couldnt wait to see how it all ends. Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 9/10 Skyy [ /image ] --> Pretty sure that Ive reviewed her somewhere along the way, but the title escapes me.
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Boxcover for First Date (DVSX)
First Date (DVSX)

Release date: 9/2/2004
Reviewed on: 9/25/2004

Studio: DVSX

Starring: Sergio, Kat, Talon, D. Wise, Jessica Sweet, Sativa Rose, Trinity Post, Trista Post, Brodi
Directed by: Guy Capo

Review brief: DVSX has had a tough time putting out high quality titles. Lack of male talent, lack of creativity, and low production value have kept them below the radar of most porn fans. Guy Capo has brought some major experience to the fold, and it appears that it is paying off. Brodi [ /image ] --> This girls tattoos said it all, SHAZAM! She had an amazing body, and was cute as could be. She was a bit static in bed, but the scene made up for that with creativity and chemistry. Keep an eye out, this girl is a show stops. Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 8/10 Trista [ /image ] --> Trista is an everyday girl. People talk about that girl next door, I promise you that you know a girl that looks exactly like this one. I questioned the male talent in this scene until I saw how he dropped a thirst quencher across her face. Wait for the replay cam, youll see just how big that big gulp was. Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 8/10 Kat [ /image ] --> Even though she was Asian, She reminded me of former star Vanessa Rubic.
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Boxcover for Feeling Black 3
Feeling Black 3

Release date: 9/3/2004
Reviewed on: 9/24/2004

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: John Strong, India, Persia, Jocelyn, Stacey Cash, Michael Stefano, Jazmine Cashmere, Miricle, Taylor Jane
Directed by: Michael Stefano

Review brief: At the same time that I posted my review of the 1st title in this series, Michael told me that he had just wrapped production of this title. I was so hyped that I asked him for a little inside info. He was kind enough to share the names of the cast, and my excitement soon turned to doubt. Out of the entire cast, India was the one name that I recognized. The disappointing part was the fact that I have only found one of her scenes worthy of a rewind. This, combined with an unknown cast made me wonder if this hot series would go from Feeling Black to Smelling Brown. Would our hero survive, will white men around the globe fantasize about big black booties, and will Platinum X survive the departure of one of its most public figures. I dont have the answers, but the review is below. Miracle No Photo Available This girl was 10 times prettier than her boxcover photos. She looked exactly like Gabrielle Union. She would have been my choice for the main box image, but of course that duty does not fall on me.
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Boxcover for Everybody Loves Big Boobies
Everybody Loves Big Boobies

Release date: 3/16/2004
Reviewed on: 9/21/2004

Studio: Adam & Eve

Starring: Alexandra Silk, Brittany Andrews, Stacy Valentine, Kylie Ireland, Johnni Black, Holly Body, Taylor St. Clair, Angelica Sin, Tina Cheri, Jewel De'Nyle, John West, Keri Windsor, Renee LaRue, Dale Dabone, Bridgette Kerkove, Lee Stone, Kianna, Lana Cox, Briana Banks, Lezley Zen, Brittney Skye, Sondra Hall, Mary Carey, Lana Moore, Stormy Daniels

Review brief: After the high from, The Panty Drawer the expectation here were high. This title quickly lofted me up, just to drop me flat. I touched on this myself in a recent Adam & Eve review, but my counterpart Astroglide made the point painfully clear. Adam & Eve is leaving behind a legacy of poor quality comps for future generations to scratch their heads and wonder what they were thinking. Sondra Hall [ /image ] --> Some may consider Sondra a beauty, I dont. She has some sharp facial features that rival those of David Bowie, or Mick Jagger. What she does have though, is long slim legs, a perfect set of implants, and unrivaled on screen heat. This was the 1st time I have seen her in action, and I have to say that it was one for the spank bank. I believe she is retired now, but I will be sure to seek out her works to see if they all contain the same level of chemistry. Flawless scene! Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 10/10 The title pretty much goes down hill from here.
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Boxcover for Opportunity For Sex
Opportunity For Sex

Release date: 7/10/2004
Reviewed on: 9/20/2004

Studio: Juicy Entertainment

Starring: Robert Rosenberg, Sebastian Barrio, Jessica Fiorentino, George Uhl, Manuel Ferrara, Neeo, Sandy Style, Tina Wagner, Jennifer Dark, Tera Joy, Claudia Rossi, Daniella Schiffer, Melissa Black, Adela Wimmerova
Directed by: Ivana Mattei

Review brief: This movie is a Valentino Production. I remember when they used to pair this guy with Sean Michaels, and sell the title as an IR feature. I expected to see this guy in action, but it appears hi involvement was behind the scenes. I chose this title because of the anal theme, and stars Tera Joy, and Claudia Rossi. Jessica Fiorentino Basic scene. Oral, Vag, Anal and masturbation. Good heat, low dialogue, and massive blast. Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 8/10 Tina Wagner Super slim petit frame. 2 on 1 scene with great camera work. Lots of solid wood, and another double shot ending. Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 8/10 Tera Joy & Melisa This scene stars with the girls playing tennis. They have a combined skill level of zero. Tera caught my eye in Butcher Block I normally dont bring religion into reviews, but shes going straight to hell for fuckin like that. Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 9/10 Claudia Rossi & Adela One of the shortest scenes in porn. 3 minutes of girl on girl followed by 3 minutes of anal.
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Boxcover for Max Faktor 8
Max Faktor 8

Release date: 3/8/2004
Reviewed on: 9/18/2004

Studio: Max World



Review brief: Long before we could get our porn online or delivered to our doorstep, we would go to our local retailers to buy or rent. I always used to walk by Maxs stuff, and wonder what the fuck this cat was thinking. He had many females that were hot in my personal opinion, but the makeup smearing, and baby doll look was a bit disturbing to say the least. I never caught on why he was even in business, so I rented a title, and soon saw that for extreme porn fans, or cum shot fans, Max was worth your dollar. Based on the above, I would have never gave Max a second look, or considered reviewing one of his works.A few months back, I received this title in a bundle from former EXP PR rep, Mitzi Connett. I reluctantly put in the disc and what I saw is broke down below. Asia Blonde [ /image ] --> Pretty face, hard body. She reminded me of Tonisha Mills. I could immediately see that this was not the typical young looking, under developed talent that I always expected to find in a Max Hardcore title.
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Boxcover for Booty Central 3 (DVSX)
Booty Central 3 (DVSX)

Release date: 1/6/2004
Reviewed on: 9/15/2004

Studio: DVSX

Starring: Simone, Darren James, Jada Fire, Jada, Velvet Rose, Billy Banks, L.T., Dwayne Cummings, K.K., Mya Lovely, Coco Pink, Kiante
Directed by: K.K.

Review brief: Velvet Rose [ /image ] --> The 1st time I saw her I couldnt tell if she was a white girl with a deep tan, or a black girl with fair skin. Its just a guess, but I would assume the answer lies somewhere in the tween. Velvet was just discussed in a thread here that debates beautiful women who are lame performers. If I am not mistaken, I may have provided a second for this claim. Too bad I had not seen this scene the day before, I would have agreed that her work tends to be below average, but I would tell me people that this scene might just be a mind changer. Velvet took a lot of anal, and I believed that she enjoyed herself. If all her scenes were this good, she would have been on top of the game. Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 8/10 Jada Fire & Lacey Duval [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> I was surprised to see how many tattoos Lacey had. She is a beautiful girl, but a little skinny for my taste. If youve read my reviews. You already know that Jada is the most consistent Black Female performer in the game.
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Boxcover for Anal Beauties (Platinum X Pictures)
Anal Beauties (Platinum X Pictures)

Release date: 9/2/2004
Reviewed on: 9/13/2004

Studio: Platinum X Pictures

Starring: Sean Michaels, John Strong, Zenza Raggi, Angelica Sin, Julian St. Jox, Venus, Jada Fire, Jada, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Rio Mariah, Lisa Sparxxx, Tee Reel
Directed by: Sean Michaels

Review brief: Sean Michael put in career work in Black in the Back #5 After 15 years of watching his work I was blown away that he was still operating on such a high level. Soon after, I saw Black N Blonde Sex Acts, and was not so impressed. Platinum X has managed to take great strides since coming on the scene about two years ago. Today I am reviewing Sean Michaels Anal Beauties. Lucy Lee Theres Something About Lucy. Someone needs to do a series, Asian With Ass, starring Lucy Lee. Ms. Lee is not a 10 in the face, but for some reason when I look into here eyes, I see a reflection of me getting deep in that ass staring back at me. Lucy immediately impressed me with her deep throat skills. She slobbed Sean down like it was a magic stick. Less than 10 minutes into the scene, sweat was pouring down Lucys face. At the same time I was reminded of reading a year back on lukeford that Lucy would be entertaining anal offers if the money was right.
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Boxcover for Panty Drawer, The
Panty Drawer, The

Release date: 5/18/2004
Reviewed on: 9/11/2004

Studio: Adam & Eve

Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Byron Long, John West, Eric Masterson, Joel Lawrence, Sabre, Joey Ray, Monica Mayhem, Carmen Luvana, Aria, Taylor Lynn, Ana Nova, Pason, Stephanie Tripp
Directed by: Nick Orleans

Review brief: I had high expectations for this title. I love women in stockings and hose, so this was a must see, it also was the first time I saw Pason, Sabre, Maya and Carmen. Adam & Eve can be hit or miss, but today well find out how close they came to a bulls-eye. Carmen & Allysin [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> These two have an undeniable beauty. Their faces and figures are damn near flawless. I almost missed this scene due to the fact it appeared to be girl on girl. Even though it was 8 minutes before male talent entered the scene, the action was hot enough to hold my attention. This scene was on fire. Carmen blew me away with her sexuality. She stole this one hands down. I never expected these girls to jump this party off the way they did. Female Looks 10/10 Sex Rating 9/10 Monica Mayhem [ /image ] --> Monica is a girl that snuck up on me. Once she got that boob job she got my full attention. She has done a couple IR scenes, and sooner or later I need to cop those joints.
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Boxcover for Ass Deep (Juicy)
Ass Deep (Juicy)

Release date: 6/19/2004
Reviewed on: 9/10/2004

Studio: Juicy Entertainment

Starring: Rick Masters, Tyce Bune, Dick Nasty, Chennin Blanc, Cheyne Collins, Shayna Knight, Barbara Summer, Makayla Cox, Mya Mason
Directed by: Rob King

Review brief: When you think Juicy, what comes to mind? Most people follow Juicy with Steak, Secret even Fart. For me, when I think Juicy, I tend to follow it with fruit, guess its the kid in me. Today Im reviewing my first title from Juicy Entertainment, Ass Deep. Mya Mason [ /image ] --> This girl can look incredible with time and makeup, but for some reason she tends to look rushed on camera. Her hair is rarely done, and her makeup does not look glamorous at all. Mya is 90lbs at best, and about 10 of that is in her ass. She has to be about the skinniest girl in the biz. Despite her petit frame, she takes on all challengers, and this is what makes her a good choice for Ass Deep. You get Anal, DP, Vag, and a massive blast at the end. Good heat, good start. Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 8/10 Shayna Knight [ /image ] --> Shayna is a 1st timer in my book. I have seen stills of this girl, and she is a looker. She is from Germany, and today reminds me a bit of Katja Kasin. Male talent in this scene had issues staying hard. He kept falling out of her ass, cause he was too soft.
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Boxcover for Bros & Blondes
Bros & Blondes

Release date: 7/29/2004
Reviewed on: 9/4/2004

Studio: Venom

Starring: Wesley Pipes, Sledge Hammer, John E. Depth, Kayla Marie, Jules Van Saint, Vanilla Skye, Trina Michaels, Nicki Hunter, Daphne Rosen

Review brief: In my last review, I referred to Septo as, The Closer. In his first three titles I reviewed, he was three up, three down. Im still watching, and still waiting, sooner or later he is gonna have to make a mistake, and the Pimp will be there to call in a new reliever. Nicki Hunter [ /image ] --> Nicki is hot on the cover, hot in stills, and not so hot on digital. She is one filthy, nasty talker, but the physical is rough around the edges. The more I watched her work, the more I realized that something. Shes not 18, shes not a beauty queen, and has a terrible boob job. By definition, shes a classic porn star! The good news is she is so fuckin freaky that once she gets going you will overlook the rest.
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Boxcover for Truly Nice Ass 6
Truly Nice Ass 6

Release date: 5/10/2004
Reviewed on: 9/2/2004

Studio: DVSX

Starring: Joel Lawrence, Robert Rosenberg, Janny, Nikol, Friday, Thomas Stone, K.K., Joe Monti, Luissa Rosso, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Bryan Xin

Review brief: It didnt take Bryan Xin more than 5 seconds to piss me off here. He put Katjas ass so deep in the camera that I thought it was fish eye. He teased it and squeezed it, and welcomed me to Truly Nice Ass 6. Well sir, I dont appreciate you dangling all that ass in my face like kids who did the ice cream dance in front of me when I was young and poor. Im well beyond the free lunch, and government cheese these days, but you still might catch a bolo if you every have the stones to smile and parade ass across my flat screen TV again. Katja [ /image ] --> If porn were currency, somebody would have to put her body on the one-dollar bill. Could you imagine all those curves underneath In ass we trust. Anyway, I have no idea where this girl came from, or even the first time I saw her, but I will say shes bad. Dude got right to rimming, and made sure you ass was good and greasy. I can only assume that Katja is a girl with issues. You know the saying, Sick in the head, freak in the bed. Keep something cold to drink, cause this scene is hot.
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Boxcover for Too Short: Get In Where You Fit In
Too Short: Get In Where You Fit In

Release date: 7/2/2003
Reviewed on: 9/1/2004

Studio: Adam & Eve

Starring: Mr. Marcus, David Steele, Wesley Pipes, Mika Tan, Venus, Cherie, Envy Me, Promise, Too Short

Review brief: I cant come home without seeing a celebrity at the airport. If it aint J. Kidd, its Gary Payton. Raiders, and Rappers are often seen at any of the local clubs, and bars, and they always offer you a seat when you step correct. One thing about Oakland, it doesnt matter how big you get, when you come home people know who you are and dont allow your head to swell. Even though I was hyped for this joint, I had my concerns. #1, when the main characters name is Too Short that cant be a positive sign. Even with the nickname Short Dogg, Oakland native Todd Shaw should have considered dropping his rap name for this joint. Maybe the best way would have been to call it Booty by The Bay featuring music by Too Short. Mika, Envy & Promise [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Mika and Promise went right to work shaking dat ass like they was sifting gold. Envy stayed on the sidelines posing and teasing for the camera. Mika put it down by taking Marcus in the ass, before letting pipes step in for a DP maneuver.
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Boxcover for My Baby Got Back 32
My Baby Got Back 32

Release date: 3/27/2004
Reviewed on: 8/26/2004

Studio: Video Team

Starring: Julian St. Jox, Byron Long, Wesley Pipes, Devlin Weed, Jada Fire, Sledge Hammer, Cinna Bunz, Cashmere, Phoenix, Nyeema Knoxxx
Directed by: Corey Jordan

Review brief: If I had to lay a wager, I would have said that this would have been the title to put Video Team back on top of IR production. Cinnabunz is was my #1 favorite Black Female performer, and second only to Jeanna Fine on my all time female list. The title, The Return of Cinnabunz could not have been more appropriate. The only downside is her return was not as glamorous as the pictures on the boxcover that are from a shoot more than 6 years old. Jada Fire [ /image ] --> It dont get any better than Jada. I wont even make you wait to the end to tell you that she has officially bumped Cinnabunz of her throne. I first saw her earlier on in this series, and I knew if she ever got the chance, she would blow up the spot. Anal, DP and a whole lot of nasty talk. This scene was solid. Female Looks 10/10 Sex Rating 8/10 Satisfaction [ /image ] --> Old girl was a PYT. She had a super meaty pussy, and it was obvious that it was hella sensitive.
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Boxcover for Big Tit Brotha Lovers 4
Big Tit Brotha Lovers 4

Release date: 7/10/2004
Reviewed on: 8/20/2004

Studio: Exquisite

Starring: Darla Crane, Justin Slayer, Jane Darling, Laura Lion, Ava Devine, J. Monty, Daria Glower, Sandra De Marco, Boz
Directed by: Justin Slayer

Review brief: This is the first title in this series that I have seen. Its hard to believe that the first three got by me. Its my understanding that this series has been plagues with issues such as DVD mastering problems, Inaccurate cast listed, and scene mix ups. Unlike other JSP DVDs it appears that this has been resolved. The women on the cover were in this film, and I had no issues with DVD navigation. Laura Lion [ /image ] --> Laura is a short female with a curvy frame. She is no strange to JSP, but this is the first time I have seen her do anal IR. Monty wasted no time, and busted a nut in the first 5 minutes of stroking her pussy. Monty is not what I would call a star. I hear hes reliable to work with, but his country persona is a turn off. For some reason I feel like he left the cotton fields to do his scenes. He a lot like Wesley Pipes, without the mouth. On the flip, he did bring wood, and busted two monster loads on Ms. Lion. Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 8/10 Sandra [ /image ] --> Not what I would consider attractive.
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