Phatt Bootys Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  10/1/2004

Phatt Booty’s appears to be picking up where Justin Slayer left off with Phatty Girls. The bad news is this titles lacks the same level of heat as the old series, but in the same spirit, two names mentioned in the credits are not present just like in JSP’s old EXP titles.

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Ice

One of the 1st features I saw 12 years ago featured her mother Angela D’Angelo. You have to realize that the early 90’s was a different time, and not too many women did nasty shit like Angela did.

At 1st I was shocked. I thought to myself, “How did I miss all that ass!” As the scene progressed, it was obvious that Ice gained about 7-10 pounds. The good news is 70% of that landed in her ass. To her credit, she joined the Porn Union, and used her Permanente card to get braces.

John E. also put in some serious work here. I was hyped, King Midas kicked this joint off big and I couldn’t wait to see how it all ends.
Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 9/10

Skyy

Pretty sure that I’ve reviewed her somewhere along the way, but the title escapes me. This was another John E. Depth scene, and he stepped in looking like Rollo from Sanford & Son.

Skyy is a pretty girl, but the extra pounds cost her in the ratings. She moved like a seasoned freak, but the scene lacked the chemistry necessary to make this one a classic.
Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Lexi


This little thickems looks like a darker version of bad bodied Cherokee. Judging from the shape of her ass, she never turns down a steak samich.

This scene was disappointing. Lexi was the prettiest girl by far here, but her lack of experience showed. In the BTS she claims to have lost her virginity on digital, and that this was only her 6th time having sex.

Ultimately, she was uncomfortable and it came off looking like a casting couch scene.
Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 6/10

Carmen

This girl sold me in Hood Hopscotch. She is beautiful, and full bodied. She is like the second coming of Ebony Eyes. If she ever does anal, I might just pass out.

This girl has more body than the 7E7, and I bet the ride is a whole lot smoother. The scene was good, but John E. was a little soft of the lovin here. He should have hit that like it was made of steel.
Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Xplosive

I’ve seen her in a second shelf title named Hittin Dat Black Azz, or something like that. Her hi-pitched voiced drove me nuts. The deeper that cat got in her ass, the more I thought it was nails on the chalkboard.

I was shocked when I heard her deep voice here. I thought I had been taken. When the lovin started, her inner baby voice came out again, and it was Déjà vu.

She has a pretty face, but she had way to many extra pounds to be in a non big girl title. Pairing her with Sledgehammer also meant that these two big bodies make it hard to see the action.
Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 7/10

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This title had promise, but at a certain point the wheels started to come off the wagon. The fact that people are in the credits that are not in the title concerns me. It shows a lack of post production follow through. The fact that this is the third time I’ve seen this from EXP this year really makes me wanna ask some questions.

This title wasn’t bad though, the women look great, but once again I’m frustrated with these non anal butt movies. A butt movie without anal is like a buffet without meat, WHERE’S THE BEEF!

This is a slim genre, Black on Black, when you take out anal it slims down a slim genre. The one positive is that each scene was 1 on 1. This may have been the saving grace for this title.

Ass lovers, check this out. It’s worth a rental at worst.

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