Hood Hoppin' 2 Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  10/25/2004

I have to admit, when I think EXP and JS, I think Justin Slayer, not Jordan Septo.The irony comes in the fact that Jordan has picked up the ball that Justin left behind and continues to throw Hiessman forearms to all competitors.

It’s one thing to be good, and it’s another to be good and become great by listening to fans to improve your product. Thankfully, that legacy lives on at EXP. In feedback requested, I let Jordan know that more interactive menus and better-placed chapter stops would elevate the value of his product. If you see this title, you’ll see that the request was met.

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Kitten & Obsession


I got three words for you. Kitten, Kitten, Kitten. Denial is a bitch. Despite the fact that I never saw myself as a kitten fan, it’s now obvious that I am. I can tell you a few things about her. The 1st title I saw her in was Sugarwalls #5, I remember seeing press when she signed on with Heatwave, and I know that Salomoe De LuXXX was the 1st time I saw her give up the asshole. She’s gone from a thin, bald, flat chested woman, to a full figured beautiful bitch.

It’s not often that I get swole when a girl walks into frame, but I did this day. This is not the outfit she wore, but it is the still the studio provided. I bet some of you want to hear about obsession. Sorry, Kitten stole this show hands down, and for the 1st time, Obsession might have been a distraction to the on screen chemistry.
Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 10/10

CeCe

This was a beautiful woman in need of a good hair stylist. She was 18, and fresh, but along with that comes the curse of inexperience.

The scene did not bring the trademark heat that Septo captures but I will tip my hat to the girl for handling the big dick that the male talent brought to the scene.
Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 7/10

Persia

At first, I thought this girl looked like Lil Kim, but once she got started, I could see that she was much prettier. She was short on breast, but big on the rest. A nasty trash talker, and once again, I had to take a break to rub one out.

I’ve seen, felt, and tasted my share of wet pussies, but this girl was like a cheap Styrofoam cup. No matter how soft and gentle he was with her, she was a dripping mess.

The best part of the scene was the camera work. My personal opinion about anal is, “If you gonna do it, shoot it”. Trust me, you get up close and personal with her mud locker.
Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 9/10

Jasmine Cashmere

Jasmine is another pretty girl, but it’s obvious that her looks are firmly routed in plenty of makeup. The scene was very short, and quite fitting of the less than stellar performance from Ms. Casmere. I know she’s getting her share of work, but I’m not sold on her yet. Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 6/10

Delicious

Another looker, who was short o breast. This was a solid scene to close out the title. The camera was good, the heat and passion were also hot. John E. also brought his two big pieces of meat. One being his dick, and the other, his wide receiver hands. His palm alone was enough to cover this girls entire ass, and trust me when I say she was dragging a mighty wagon. Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 8/10

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This was not as good as the other titles I have review by Jordan, but in his defense, those other titles are hard to top. Two of these scenes were incredible and another was above average, but the need for young fresh talent took a bite out of the overall rating here.

All top directors have the same issue here, and it’s just the cost of doing business when you take a risk on young, inexperienced talent.

It’s not often I’d say this, but the first scene alone is worth the rental here, also be sure to see Persia, and Delicious.

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