Fitness Sluts (Platinum X Pictures) Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  10/26/2004

Believe it or not, this title was my last attempt to remain a Sean Michaels fan. After my last review, a person emailed me, and told me as a black man I should be ashamed for not giving Mr. Michaels higher scores. My reply was, “My reviews are blind, and if you are a fan of Mr. Michaels remain one, but I’m only reporting the facts”.

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Krystal Summers & Lucy Lee

Bottom line, Krystal Summers has so much ass that you just can’t go wrong with her bangin body. Although these two are low in fat, neither really sells me on the fact that they subscribe to Muscle & Fitness.

Good camera here, but the heat was fake and overacted. Trust me though, just seeing the bodies on these two was worth the watch.
Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 7/10

Kennedy

For a sistah, she was a bit short on ass. The good news is it allowed a little easier access to the asshole. She gave a good DP performance, and made it all look easy.

Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 6/10

Staci Thorn

This is the 1st scene with Staci for me. She is very cute, and reminds me of a younger Jessica Darlin. Not as much ass, or breast, but she loves anal all the same!

The anal sex and camera saved this scene. It was a slow starter, but finished strong.
Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 6/10

Lisa Sparxxx & Marie Luv


Hands down, two of the prettiest faces in porn today. I really had an issue with this scene though. When one of the girls has a visible belly, you need to reconsider the title of your film. I’d hit Lisa in the ass 7 days a week if possible, but her face and eyes are her best feature in my book. If she ever gets serious enough to firm up her frame, she’ll be a force in the business.

Marie Luv is turning heads and gaining speed, but believe it or not, Lisa walked away with this one. I’ve only seen her a few times, and she was always on the edge, today she crossed the line and released the freak. Her anal work was a show stoppa. This was the type of work that keeps me a fan.
Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 9/10

Kelli Tyler & Nautica

These two continued where the last scene left off. Both girls looked good, and brought good chemistry to the scene. This was the 1st time I saw Kelli in action, and she really impressed me.

Nautica has an amazing body as well, but the deep blue eyes are a bit much. Anyone know why all the Asian women are going blue…?
Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Daphne Rosen

It finally hit me. Daphne and Lisa look a lot alike to me. Daphne has lost the extra pounds and her looks are much improved. Her breasts sit on her frame better, and her face is a whole lot cuter.

The action was good, but poor lighting and editing was a distraction in this scene. Daphne gave up the ass, and it’s always good seeing her take inch after inch.
Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 7/10

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This title had promise, and if most other people had shot it, I would have loved it, but my expectations of a person of Sean’s stature are higher. PXP has hot titles, talent, and treatment, but Sean is more like that one thing on Sesame Street that doesn’t belong. He needs to elevate his game, or leave the director, producer chair. This title was better than the last two I’ve seen from Sean, but he’s still one foot from the grave in my book.

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