Too Short: Get In Where You Fit In Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  9/1/2004

I can’t come home without seeing a celebrity at the airport. If it ain’t J. Kidd, it’s Gary Payton. Raiders, and Rappers are often seen at any of the local clubs, and bars, and they always offer you a seat when you step correct. One thing about Oakland, it doesn’t matter how big you get, when you come home people know who you are and don’t allow your head to swell.

Even though I was hyped for this joint, I had my concerns. #1, when the main characters name is “Too Short” that can’t be a positive sign. Even with the nickname Short Dogg, Oakland native Todd Shaw should have considered dropping his rap name for this joint. Maybe the best way would have been to call it “Booty by The Bay” featuring music by Too Short.

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Mika, Envy & Promise

Mika and Promise went right to work shaking dat ass like they was sifting gold. Envy stayed on the sidelines posing and teasing for the camera. Mika put it down by taking Marcus in the ass, before letting pipes step in for a DP maneuver.
Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Envy

Once again Envy graced the screen. She gave some serious head. In spite of her good looks, she was short on energy, and breast, and the scene never really got off the ground.
Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 6/10

Cherie & Venus


These are two women who show signs of motherhood, but they are also two fine ass sexy bitches. Being a mom has not taken the freak out of these two. When they come to the set, it’s all about ball draining.

Venus didn’t wait too long before having her ass liberated. She also gave up a DP while Cherie took a stiff one to the pussy. Plenty of well shot ass here, but I would have liked to see Cherie take a little anal lovin as well. The heat was not as good as it could have been, but these two looked so good, I am going to overlook it.
Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Promise, Mika, Venus

This is where the title got a little confusing. This was a series of about 4-5, 5-10 minute scenes. Plenty of sex, but many of the scenes ended without a cum shot. The sex was average for the most part, but once again the women just looked good.
Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 7/10

Kaylani

Unfortunately no stills of Kaylani were availible fo this scene.
If it was not for the change in setting, this would have fell in to the above category. The scene was short, and the sex was average at best. Kaylani looked great, but the heat and passion just weren’t there.
Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 6/10

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This title had two legitimate scenes, and the rest were bonus material at best. In the hands of the right people, this could have been a keeper, but it looked like about 8 stars showed up at Short Dogg’s house and shot random shit, and turned the tape in to a fan to edit. If you are a fan of Mr. Marcus, or Too Short, you may want to peep this, otherwise it’s not what I would consider must see porn. There was a trailer for part 2. If a sequel was done, I never heard of the release, but then again, based on this, I would have passed.

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