Truly Nice Ass 6 Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  9/2/2004

It didn’t take Bryan Xin more than 5 seconds to piss me off here. He put Katja’s ass so deep in the camera that I thought it was fish eye. He teased it and squeezed it, and welcomed me to Truly Nice Ass 6.

Well sir, I don’t appreciate you dangling all that ass in my face like kids who did the ice cream dance in front of me when I was young and poor. I’m well beyond the free lunch, and government cheese these days, but you still might catch a bolo if you every have the stones to smile and parade ass across my flat screen TV again.

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Katja

If porn were currency, somebody would have to put her body on the one-dollar bill. Could you imagine all those curves underneath “In ass we trust”. Anyway, I have no idea where this girl came from, or even the first time I saw her, but I will say she’s bad.

Dude got right to rimming, and made sure you ass was good and greasy. I can only assume that Katja is a girl with issues. You know the saying, “Sick in the head, freak in the bed”. Keep something cold to drink, cause this scene is hot.
Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 9/10

Jennifer

She’s a cute somebody that I haven’t seen before. Her hair could have used some work, but she was very attractive nonetheless. Mr. Xin’s camera work shows that this is going to be an ass buffet, and you better have your bib.

Plenty of postions in this scene, but it was a short one. It was straight up Euro, and I like to be able to hear what people are saying. Good heat, but would have been better with at least domestic performer.
Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Luisa

Very pretty, very curvy girl. She’s got the figure of every girl on the US Olympic Team. I read somewhere that she was working on her MBA. I am going to assume that stands for Masters of Badonkadunk Ass.

She started the scene naked, but those curves were begging for a mini skirt. She did anal, and DP, but neither guy really brought a whole lot to the table. This one could have been a heater, but anything with KK suffers in my book.
Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Nikol

This scene had a super long tease intro. It was so long and focused on her ass that I had to assume it was a Butta Face scene. Once her face was revealed, it was a pleasant surprise to see a pretty girl.

She was a little bit sloppy around the waist, and did her best to hide it with her clothing, but it was obvious that she needed to get with a few crunches. She did her share of anal, but she didn’t appear to be completely at ease. I’d love to see her again with a guy that knew what he was doing.
Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Janny


This girl looked like she was left behind on the Bon Jovi, “Slippery When Wet Tour”. Man she had the big hair in full effect. She also looks familiar, but I’m not sure if I have reviewed her before or not.

This girl was at her peak with a man in each hole. DP was here thing, cause she was really getting into it, and this shit was real. Her stuff was so good that I was able to overlook the fact that KK was in the scene.
Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 9/10

Friday

This girl was pretty hot for about 18 months between 2001-2003. At the peak of her success she went, No anal, then No IR, Then Condom only, then Girl-Girl only, and that all equaled NO WORK. She took some time off, and came back with a clean dance card.

Friday has a figure that you can’t deny, but she never really made my boat float. She did this scene with the same guy that started off this joint. He is hella vocal, but he’s also corny, I guess I just don’t meet dudes that talk like that in my neighborhood. The scene was bad, and the nut was a good way to end this title.
Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 8/10

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I have to applaud DVSX. They put out titles week after week, and I know they take a lump or two with reviewers. This title was solid, and with a couple tweaks could be a signature series.

My two recommendation would be, #1 lose the “Dorm room set”. It tales away from the feal. Rent or use a house, a stylist background will add a new level of class to your pictures. #2, made a good effort to get guys that not only have wood, but turn the women on. There is no better orgasm than a real orgasm, and I can only assume that the right guy makes this a whole lot easier for the female talent.

If you like ass, don’t sleep on this, it’s a true “Asscomplishment”.

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