Bell Bottoms 2 Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  6/5/2004

About a month ago, I was commenting on a thread about DVD menus. The thread was started by forum member, and industry insider Brandon Iron. In the thread, he asked me to jot down some ideas, or send him a DVD with a stand out menu, and he would send me one of his titles at no charge. The title I chose was Bell Bottoms #2, and the review is bellow.

The DVD menu was robust, and might just be the most dynamic menu I have seen in an adult title. Some of the sections were a tad short, but at the same time, it had at least three times the normal menu segments. It was all done with motion, and flowed well with the theme of the project.

Kayla Marie
If I’m not mistaken,“Black in the Back" was the first time I saw her. Kayla is a very pretty girl with a very unattractive facial piercing. Her ass isn’t human, it’s so big that you would swear that half of her stills have been altered. The scene started with tease and good conversation. She was paired with runaway slave, Mandingo. He’s a guy that doesn’t always get good press. Some say he’s too big to maintain wood, but that was not the case today. This cat was swinging more lumber than Ken Griffey Jr. At one point, his sack was on her shoulders, and his head was touching her elbow, YOU DO THE MATH! She got two fisted on the base, and gave him head, and 6 inches were still showing. This guy puts a whole new spin on putting a foot in your ass. Lucky for Kayla, this was not one of those days. They shared about 15-20 positions, and she managed to handle his meat quite well.
Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 7/10

Misty & Monica
This was a scene with Michael Stefano. With Joey moving to LA to pursue an acting career in the friends spin off this fall, Stefano would be perfect for the role of his porn king cousin. Michael was up to the same dirty tricks that he tried in “Feel Me, Black”. One of these females was not down with deep kissing the other, and she made no bones about it.

As the undressing started, I was a bit disappointed. One girl appeared to have far less ass than the other did. The good news was that the one with ass had enough for two. Wait a minute, no sooner than I could make notes on my pad, the other girl bent over to reveal that her ass only takes shape when she’s face down. I was speechless, this girl had an ass like an airbag and inflation was dictated by her body orientation.

This was mostly an anal scene, and I didn’t mind. These two looked like they weren’t getting all the anal a growing European girl needs. Michael always digs deep in his scenes, and the euro nut he pops at the end is worthy of multiple playbacks.
Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 7/10

Teagan
Finally, the girl responsible for the forums longest thread. I had seen many stills and I have to say that the face and the ass are worthy of a national holiday. My guess is most forum members would take a day off with pay to spank to this tender viddle. Her breast don’t exist, and I was going to give her an 8/10 but I am going to give an unprecedented extra credit point for the “Ghetto Hieney”. Not only did Teagan appear to be wearing Kaylas jeans, it looked like they shared genes. It wouldn’t take much for these two to pass for sisters.

Teagan struck me as a girl looking for a daddy. If you have ever dated a girl like that, you know what I’m saying. She asked Erik “Canadian Jumbo” Everhard to fuck her like a man, but you could tell that he was way to much for this “Big Girl” wannabe. She was quite vocal and animated, but I’m not completely sold that she enjoyed it. The camera work was great, but the nut bust was disappointing.
Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Barbara
I liked her, and because of that I am adding something new called “The Pocketcomb Pick”. This title goes to that one female on a DVD that I would fuck if I had the chance. She’s cute, bubbly, and has the kinda athletic frame that I haven’t seen since TJ hart, and Alexandria Nice. Little head, little vag, and right on to anal. I have no doubt that her stuff was moist like chicken. The dude fuckin her, nutz were so tight that they looked like they were full of silicone. He pounded her ass, and his sack didn’t even jiggle. One again the camera work was on the money. The internal blast was pretty weak, but the sex alone was worth playing this one back again.
Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 10/10

Jada
I almost didn’t recognize here. She appeared to be much thicker than her most recent works, and her hair was much more ethnic than usual. I ain’t seen a sista look so good since Thelma on Good Times. If any industry people happen to see her in this scene, and decide to do a parody, just make sure to cast the Pocketcomb Pimp as the Snake Packin Janitor, Bookman.

Michael seems like he’d be off the chain to kick it with, but you have to be careful. This scene starts out with Stefano getting ahead of himself. If you made nachos, he’d be eating chips before you could top the platter. If it was pizza, he’s have a mouthful of pepperoni before you pre-heated the oven, in this case, he was fuckin Jada before the camera was even in focus. Brandon tells him to knock it off, and get inside so they can start the shoot.

This scene also featured Chris “Prince” Charming. I read about him in a thread stating that he has the biggest white dick in porn. He whipped it out and I wasn’t all that impressed. Jada dropped to her knees, and she gave perspective to his size. That thing was SWOLLEN. It was like a can of Hungry Jack biscuits. What he lacked in length, he tripled in circumference.

Jada served up some meaty pussy, and well lubed ass. These cats were tongue-tied. Stefano kept repeating himself, “Don’t move that mutha fucka, don’t move that mutha fucka. I know the feeling, why is it when that stuff gets gooey like glue, women decide it’s time to switch positions?

Jada’s ass is fatter than a holiday ham. These two bust a gang bang nut on her ass, you’d swear if was enough for 4-5 guys, but you see it with your own eyes.
Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 7/10

Brandon has an eye for the lens, and you won’t be disappointed with the angles. Some of the scenes seemed a bit overacted by the female talent, but that is typical of the younger ladies in the biz. There is more than enough ass to go around, and the females are all attractive. This movie might not be a classic, but chances are you will like it. Many thanks to Brandon, Larry, and Michael, for making this review possible.

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