Bell Bottoms 2 Review

Reviewed by cv  on  7/4/2004

They say you can't judge a book by its cover, but looking at Kayla Marie's spectacular caboose which garnishes the DVD cover, you really don't care what "they" say. Oh, look: Teagan's in this movie, too.

The concept of the Bell Bottoms theme is to feature chicks in spectacularly tight bell bottom jeans encasing spectacularly awesome asses. Looks like we're going to get action from Porn Valley, California and Prague, Czech Republic. Without further ado, let's see what Brandon Iron has in store for us.

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Scene 1: Kayla Marie & Mandingo

Nineteen-year-old Kayla Marie shows off her luscious ass while answering Brandon's questions. I like her voice too; it's a raspy sexy warble. Mandingo shows up at the ass worshipping services, and all of a sudden she's worshipping his big pole. As she removes her shoes and slides off those jeans, I'm anticipating Mandingo slid his huge cock up her tight pussy, but she goes back to sucking it. Her ass looks fantastic as she enthusiastically rides him cowgirl. After a brief fuck as Mandingo supports her standing up, they move to missionary on the couch and he slides about half of his length into her tight teen pussy. The hot action continues as he nails her doggy style, her pierced clit occasionally visible. After the long doggy session, they move to a modified reverse cowgirl as he sits on the couch and she stands and thrusts up and down on his cock; this isn't all that good for the viewer until they move to a more traditional RC position, then we are treated to great shots of the action. Mandingo's cumshot is really quite weak and she drools out what's mostly her own saliva.

Scene 2: Monika, Misty, and Michael Stefano

Lucky stud Michael Stefano is enjoying the sights of Prague which includes hot brown-eyed blonde Monika and her honey-haired blue-eyed sidekick Misty. Looks like the Hungarians love American bell bottom jeans; the girls start fondling each other in the stairway of some building. A light appetizer course of girls probing each other (including a finger up one of their asses) precedes a very good looking blowjob. Michael pumps Monika doggy style with lots of pussy-to-mouth to an eager Misty; he then switches to spooning Misty as the two girls kiss and fondle. They move to a reverse cowgirl with pussy-to-mouth for both girls. Finally, we get some cowgirl anal featuring Monika and Misty joins in with some ass-to-mouth; Michael and Monika continue with a long doggy anal session; goddamn, Misty has some nice tits. While Misty never gets her ass reamed, she does take Michael's entire cumshot, mostly in her mouth which she deliciously swallows.

Scene 3: Teagan & Erik Everhard

The new hotness Teagan is showing off her eighteen-year-old body; as she pushes her stretchy jeans down her butt, it can be argued that the inventor of Lycra should win the Nobel Prize. Erik shows up with a basket of red roses but it appears that Teagan is more interested in having her ass licked. There's obviously great chemistry between these two as they kiss and move on to the blowjob. Erik finger fucks her which she really enjoys. Finally, he sinks his thick cock into her pussy from behind and pounds away and his trademark full speed. It's amazing to see, despite her recent arrival, how much Teagan enjoys getting vigorously pounded. The screen fills up with Teagan's spectacular ass as she rides Erik like a bucking bronco; it's easy to see why the position is called cowgirl with this kind of performance. The audio's great as we can clearly her ass slap against his thighs. They switch to missionary on the couch and she loves being dominated. We are treated to great views of her shaved slit as he nails her in a spoon position. Teagan's back on top for a long cowgirl session before Erik crams his cock into her pussy doggy style again. Erik pumps away vigorously until he pops a rather average sized load into Teagan's mouth which she gobbles up.

Scene 4: Barbara Summer & George Reno

I think we're back in Prague as we're listen to blonde Barbara telling us that she hopes for a creampie. We seem to have lost that denim bell bottom jeans motif, but we'll probably survive. She has a nice set of tits that show their bounciness as the Eurostud pounds her in spoon position that follows a very short blowjob. Soon he's nailing her doggy style and again her rack looks mighty tasty. She's eager to get her ass fucked and George complies, letting her do most of the work in reverse anal cowgirl giving us great views of her shaved slit as well as her juicy jugs. She partakes in some of her own butt juice with a little A2M action. She's gung-ho about anal and George plugs her backside doggy style. While she's not the prettiest pornstar in the business, it's hard to fault a chick who loves getting ass-fucked. They finish off in a standard cowgirl; the audio's great as we can hear her juicy pussy slide on his stiff dick. She gets her wish as he blows his load inside pussy with very little fanfare. The camera fades out as we see the cum drip out of her pussy.

Scene 5: Jada Fire, Michael Stefano, and Chris Charming

Back in California, we're treated to cute sista Jada Fire (a young looking twenty-seven) showing off her bodacious black booty. She shakes her big butt which is highlight by a pair of cutoff jeans shorts (maybe they were bell bottoms at one point). Michael jiggles her butt cheeks before the two cocks make their debut. She slobbers a lot through the double blowjob while we get a great angle of her big fishnet-encased rack. About the only thing I really don't dig are the braces that garnish her teeth, but hey, nothing you can do about that. The guys take her inside and Michael plunges into her pussy doggy style as she sucks Chris. The guys swap places a couple of times before Michael switches to spoon while Chris fucks her monster mammaries. Chris then gets to pound away at her pussy until finally Michael penetrates her ass. There's a little A2M before she slides onto Chris's cock and then gets DPed by Michael. Jada really proves to be a cock-crazed slut as we witness multiple DPs with A2M. In a different ending, the guys shoot big loads on her black bottom and she rubs the cum all over as the camera fades out for the last time.

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Production Values

Brandon's a pretty good shooter and pays attention to lighting as well as audio. This title isn't any different than other titles of his I've seen.

At the time of this writing (July 2004), many titles from Platinum X Pictures display an abnormal chroma shift. The fancier your A/V equipment, the worse it is. The unwanted effect often appears as a multi-colored halo and is not tied to MPEG-2 decoder or video DAC circuitry; most likely, it's an encoding error being introduced very late in the production process, possibly in the final DVD replication. This chroma shift shows up a bit on my primary A/V setup as well as my bedroom TV. It is more prominent on my laptop's DVD player.

Much has been made of this shortcoming, but it appears that folks at PXP have acknowledged the problem and are taking measures to rectify the situation. Only time will tell if they're successful, but it would be a shame if their disc quality cannot be brought up to the quality of their best competition. I'm enjoying the PXP titles as is, but I'd really like to see them at optimum video quality someday.

DVD Extras

Behind the Scenes (4 min.) - The Behind the Scenes are very short. It appears that one of the occupational hazards of being a porn starlet is timing when you take your meals in relation to when you give blowjobs. That said, it's probably more entertaining watching the two Czech chicks and Teagan, but before you know it, this segment is over.

Bonus Footage (6 min.) - It's Kayla Marie giving Brandon a blowjob; we get to enjoy her skilled ministrations before he unload in her mouth and on her chin. She lets it dribble out and wipes her lovely ass with the cum. This chick has great liquid eyes and I'll certainly keep a lookout for more of her movies.

Photo Shoot (3 min.) - This segment is behind the scene footage of Brandon shooting stills, but it's worth watching, above all for every extra second of Teagan's ass.

More Tease Please (15 min.) - Kayla Marie is rubbing her pierced clit and talking dirty for a while until she starts a sexy little striptease. All is great as she pokes a vibrator up her pussy. Things even get better as we move to the Teagan Ass Worship services; the kookiest thing is that I can't help but notice that a couple of her fake fingernails have fallen off. In the on-screen interview, she says that most guys prefer her in cowgirl or doggy. Yeah, I can see that...

Cumshot Recap (3 min.) - Just as advertised.

Sights of Prague (3 min.) - Just some mindless but harmless touristy shots of the capital of the Czech Republic.

Photo Gallery, Trailers, Director's Bio, and Website info round out a generous helping of DVD extras.

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Summary

Despite the fact that their asses don't get penetrated, this movie is worth it for Kayla and Teagan, two of the hottest starlets to break into the business. They're why I grabbed this disc, and they're why I'm going to recommend it. The other girls put in a solid effort, but Kayla and Teagan's ripe rears are just what the doctor ordered: a worthwhile release from Brandon Iron.

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