Bell Bottoms 2 Review

The gist: I must have missed Bell Bottoms 1, but this is a theme I've long thought would be a good idea: great asses nicely packed into jeans. Hooker skirts, fishnets, and naked chicks are fine (mighty fine, really), but I like to see my favorite porn starlets in regular clothes, closer to the way we might see them in real life. We'll see two of the best butts in the biz -- belonging to Kayla Marie and Teagan -- in this one.

The play-by-play: I've seen an awful lot of Kayla Marie lately -- it seems as if she's been in every gonzo title I've rented in the last month -- but I'm not tired of her yet. Brandon doesn't cheat us on the tease, so we get plenty of time to ogle Kayla's truly spectacular ass, tightly stuffed into her jeans. Then she pulls them down a bit so we can ogle it as it hangs out of her jeans. It would have been nice to get some of that walking-around footage, too, but I'm not complaining. She comes off as shy, but pretty soon she's on her knees working on Mandingo, which is a lot of work.

The cowgirl starts slow, but once it gets going, it's outstanding, and well captured. Lots of good shots of her taking control and really moving the inches in and out. Mandingo seems to have some trouble getting into a good rhythm with her in the mish and doggie portions, though. There's a lot of start-stop traffic. But Kayla sure seems to like it, and I like the way she always smiles when the camera glides over to her face. It's mostly excellent camera work that doesn't require a lot of edits; I like those long takes. We get a few varieties of reverse cowgirl (note: not enough visible ass in this position) before a pop in her mouth, which she dribbles out. 4 stars out of 5.

In the next scene we find that Michael Stefano has found one of the nicest spots in Prague -- between Misty and Monika. They open with a shot of picturesque Wenceslas Square in front of the National Museum, but we quickly get to the jeans and the asses, thank you very much. Nice, everyday outfits on the girls, just what I like to see. Stefano pauses in the hallway of their apartment building to instigate some kissing between the gals. We cut to a bed inside, where the ladies are already in their undies. A little ATOGM with thumbs and fingers is followed by a brief POV blowjob, but Stefano hands off the camera for the body of the scene.

The focus in this scene isn't on building to anything with the sex; it's all about sticking it in one girl for a while, then pulling it out for the other to suck. There's PTOGM for both girls, then anal in various positions for Monika while Misty gets to taste it, including the pop. The main negative in the scene is that Stefano is a little over-talkative, especially early in the scene, but it's not that bad. 3.5 stars.

Ah, Teagan in jeans. A beautiful sight. The tease takes us to the point where she's topless, with her low-riders pulled down enough to expose most of her pink panties. Erik Everhard walks in with a pretty basket of red roses, but as Brandon points out, he doesn't really need to try that hard. Teagan quickly gets naked, and the plowing begins.

The intensity level starts pretty high and doesn't let up. Teagan is getting it in doggie pretty vigorously already when, in the heat of the moment, she spits out, "Come on, fuck me like a man!" at Everhard. Oooh, now you've done it, girl. I don't know if she realized what that might cause, but he turns the knob to 11 and practically fucks her into the next room.

It's hard for the rest of the scene to live up to that moment, but they both do their best. Cowgirl, of course, is the key position for butt display, and it doesn't disappoint ("it" being Teagan's ass). She takes more pounding in mish, and the fur keeps flying. When Everhard responds to her demands to be fucked harder by moving his hand from her throat to her face with a smack, she says, "Fucking slap me? Fuck you!" and smacks him back. It's hard to tell whether she was actually pissed or just responding in kind, but it doesn't stop either of them. After more (even better) cowgirl and more doggie, he fucks straight to an oral pop, which she ingests. 4.5 stars.

Meanwhile, back in Prague... We meet Barbara. Asked what she's going to do, her charming answer is, "I'm going to make sex." Damn, that's cute. There's no tease in this segment, which is shot on the floor in front of a rather garish curtain. She quickly gets down to business, dutifully going through the usual vag and anal positions with George Reno, including some ATM. We finish with some cowgirl and a creampie in the pussy. Barbara's a nice-looking woman and does all that's asked of her, but the scene is mostly unmemorable. Just nuts and bolts. And hey, I just realized she never had jeans on. Points off. 2 stars.

We return to the States, where voluptuous Jada Fire fills her little cutoffs nicely. Brandon gives us a lot of poolside tease, with plenty of wiggle and shake, before Stefano and Chris Charming get involved. You know how people are always asking for more long shots? I like the one with Brandon talking to Charming on the balcony of the house, zooming down maybe 50-60 feet back to the pool, where Stefano is doing her doggie. That's a long shot.

The opening double blowjob is very wet, sloppy and gaggy. Then they take her inside for all the variations on the boy-girl-boy theme. It's a high-motor scene from start to finish, with an exhaustive DP that is periodically interrupted for PTM/ATM. To finish things off, they thoroughly glaze her butt. 3.5 stars.

DVD extras: Nice package from Brandon here. He gets a bonus POV blowjob from Kayla Marie, who takes it on the chin in the end. There's a short BTS reel, with the highlight/lowlight being Jada Fire puking during a BJ, being asked if she wants a towel, and replying, "Nuh-uh. Come on," while waving to continue. There's 14 minutes of "More Tease, Please," which includes toy play with Kayla and regular tease with Teagan. Then there's a two-minute segment that just pans around to show some of beautiful Prague. A nice touch.

Summing up: This is a little bit of a changeup from most of Brandon Iron's other lines, which seem more heavily oriented toward rough stuff, swallowing or feet. Which makes it my favorite disc of his so far. Just good, solid, meat-and-potatoes porn.

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