Phatty Girls 3 (Exquisite) Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  5/29/2004

In the movie Money Talks, Chris Tucker tells Charlie Sheen that his Fiancé Heather Locklear is Phat. Right about the time her eyes get big he tells her that Phat stands for “Pretty Hot, And Tempting”. After he makes his point, he congratulates Charlie for having such a Phat Ass Fiancé. If you like comedy’s, it’s worth a look. By neighborhood definition, a Phatty Girl is a female with an ass like an apple. Let’s take a look at what Justin Slayer and EXP’s definition of Phatty Girls is.

This title starts out with Mya Lovely

This girl looked good. She came out speakin French, and all I wanted to do was wrap her up in a crepe, and dip dat azz in gravy! This was the first time I had seen her, and I must say she was a good find.

The scene started with a lot of oral, almost 15 minutes worth. Mya continued to spew French while slobbin Justin down. I took 6 years of French through High School and college, but unfortunately at this point, all I can do is ask “Where’s the restroom”, and find out if Aimee is home. Nonetheless, I still manage to understand conversation, and read product labels. That being said, I can tell you that this girl wasn’t saying nothing.

Just like Kami in Unleashed #3, when Slayer brought the Black Pipe, this girls English got real good. It was obvious from the first stroke that the closest this girl had been to France, was the French Slam at Denny’s. She wanted to be a star, and Slayer broke her fake ass in. She thought she was running thangs telling Justin to “Work her out”, but Slayer one again showed these girls that his skills ain’t no joke!
Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 6/10

Courtney Devine

This is a girl whose name I have heard for at least a year now. I’ve even seen some stills, but never gave her a second look. I can tell you one thing, I’M IN LOVE. I never would have guessed this girl could look so good. I can’t explain it, but she is 10 times better looking than any other scene I’ve seen her in.

Justin shows his roots right off the bat in this one. In true “Ghetto Glory,” he takes her out to the garage, and ask her to pose by his truck. Come on now fella’s every now and again we are lucky enough to fall into some top shelf ass, and you know we are always trying to get that Polaroid to show the homies that it happened fo sho!

Just like Justin’s garage, her ass was full of junk! On a side not Justin, don’t know what was shrink wrapped in those boxes, but holla back, we can jump a little EBay bidness off on the side. One again, lots of oral, and the tears rolled down as she tried to swallow that Atlanta Anaconda. It was painfully obvious that Justin was far too large for this girl, many of the positions ended abruptly with her face hella sour. Her body was bangin though, and the nut at the end let you know that Justin had a tingle in his tummy.
Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 7/10

Raquel Rivera

Somewhere along the way, we end up in Miami. This extra thick Mami is strutin down the sidewalk like she has Saturday Night Fever, and my best guess is Justin is her “Puffy Head, Lay yo Phat Ass Down So I can Nut Medicine”. She had a pretty face, and a Cuban size ass. She was a bit sloppy in the tummy, and it made me wonder what Justin had in store.

It seemed obvious that Justin was doing The Old Mutha Hubbard, and giving this poor dog a bone, but after a slow start, this girl jiggled, and looked back at J, and said “Ai, Papi”. Like many times before, Justin fucked around and found that girls spot. She started to ramble in Spanish as if she had the coordinates for Weapons of Mass Destruction. The sex was HOT! I don’t care what movie JSP does, and I don’t care how disappointed It is, but without fail, Somebody, somewhere says something that makes watching the whole thing through worth it.

Justin it roto-reaming her backside, and asks old girl “Is it good to ya?” Her response is something not heard since Uncle Ben, Put Betty Crocker to work on the corner. She said, “That dick is so fuckin good nigga!” I got my moneys worth on my DVD player that day. I ran that line back about 45-50 times!

It was on, Justin really put it down after that, and “The N Word” continued to fly. I know racism is a sensitive topic here, but my girlfriend knows whenever she needs that extra inch in the bedroom, to let the “N” worse loose. If you like a freak, this is a must see scene.
Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 10/10

Coco Peach

This is that same broad from Felling Black #2. I swear to you that you ain’t ever seen a figure like this is porn. This girl ought to be rich, cause every time I see her, I just want to throw money at that ass. This girl needs a Thursday night sitcom, cause she is “Must See DVD”. She’s nasty, and leaves no doubt that she is gonna get her nut. She kept cumming, and you could tell that she is the type of girl that has to take a break after her nut, because the action would stop, and start up again in a completely new position.

Justin once again went deep in the well and pulled out a move I’m calling “Citizens Arrest”. Doing her doggie style, her locked her arms behind her back, and grasped her wrist with one hand while tenderizing that ass with mean strokes. She was spent and told Justin he needed to cum. Right about the time he started to howl, her eyes got big and she said, “Don’t Cum in me!” Justin pulled out with nut spewing from his head, and left a slug trail from her womb to her neck. This girl was some kinda freaky!
Female Looks 10/10 Sex Rating 10/10

The last scene was with a girl credited on screen as Honey
, but on the box as Fire.

Honey is a pretty girl with lots of curves. She could stand to do about 25 crunches a night, but for all I know, she’s workin on it.

There was a lot of movement and motion, and she was quite vocal, but I think she was in over her head. A lot like Courtney, I’m not sure if she could handle what Slayer was swingin, but she did give it her heart. The arousal was a bit overacted at times, but just like Donna Summer, this girl “Works hard for the money”.
Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 7/10

The scenes may be out of order here because of the ever plaguing EXP DVD Authoring issues, after Courtney, this disc jumped, skipped, Froze, restarted, and for the better part just acted up. EXP was a great stepping-stone for Justin. They gave a him a forum to show he is gifted, but I will not miss the chronic DVD issues that ruin the flow of his performances.

Audio was also terrible, not only was the dialogue way to hot, the music tracks were all over the place level wise. Whatever money is being saved with postproduction is being lost in the cost to overall production value.

If you like ass, this is your title, all scenes are one on one, and the shooting is good. I would have liked to see some anal, but something tells me that these girls were just not capable of accommodating. Matter of fact in the behind the scenes, one said that she wanted it, but not after she saw the size. In another BTS, Justin tried to slide in the ass, but the girl came through with a Myagi style cock block.

Thanks, Justin. I needed that!

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