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I Like It Black (And Deep In My Ass) 5 Review

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I Like It Black (And Deep In My Ass) 5 at Adult DVD Empire

Studio: Video Team

Category:  Anal , Interracial

Directed by: Van Styles

Starring: Sean Michaels, Domineko, Brian Pumper, Ashley Long, Alicia Rhodes, Ana Nova, Britney Madison, Daphne Rosen

Released on: 4/22/2004

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Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  4/17/2004
I’m not going to waste time with DVD menus, and bonus material. Chances are you won’t look at it anyway.

I really wasn’t impressed with #3 in this series. I tried to be polite at first, but I have to say straight out, that movie was some of the worst porn I’ve seen since Elizabeth Berkley in “Showgirls”. #4 showed improvement, but it was obvious that Van Styles was on the slow bus to success in this business. Somewhere between there and here, somebody must have bought him “Porn For Dummies”.

This is one of the best IR films that I have ever seen! Before I get emails asking me to “Cut back on Crack”, or “Get off Video Teams payroll”. I’m not talking about a movie with a single IR scene. Or a compilation. I’m talking about one on one interracial action! I suggest you rush out and buy this! Don’t try to rent it, cause chances are it will be rented. If you are lucky enough to rent this title, you are gonna be mad that wasted $4.50, and didn’t just buy it.

This movie started with Ashley Long. I can tell you that Ashley is top 3 in my book for active stars, and even if she didn’t lead off this title, she was going to in my DVD player.

Ashley is a beautiful woman. The first time I saw her was in RLD's "Breakin Em In". She was very plain, straight hair, and little to no makeup. I was certain if she ever invested time in herself, the return would be staggering. Since she has left the Pigtails and Bobby Sox behind, her onscreen presence has been hypnoyic. In addition, her career stateside has flourished. For this title, Ms. Long looks the best I have ever seen her look. In spite of nay sayers taunts that "Ashley is played", I say, see this scene.

It starts out MTV Cribs style. I doubt this was her home, but who really cares. Ashley looks like an LA native, her outfit shows off her long legs and model like figure. She was paired with Sean Michaels, and I had to tip my hat to Sean. No Pimp Suits, or Godfather Hats. He looked classic in Jeans and a plain white shirt. Ashley takes Sean all the way down to the base. I haven’t seen this done since the days of Jeanna Fine. The head was nasty for about 10 minutes. They spent time doing vaginal, but Ashley couldn’t wait to justify the title of this film. I am 110% convinced that Ashley loved this sex. She wasn’t her normal nasty talking self, and I was sure that was do to the rolling orgasms she was having.

Unlike many anal scenes it was obvious that Ashley was having no issues handling Sean in the rear. Some girls play with their pussy’s during anal sex to take their mind off the fact that a guy is going in through the out door, but Ashley was doing it for the sheer pleasure of increasing her orgasms. This was a great scene. The pop was small, but Sean isn’t known for glue facing girls.

Britney Madison
This was the first time I had seen this girl. Judging from the cover she was a young girl wearing a lot of makeup to look older. She was a bit on the sloppy side with about 10-15 extra pounds. She had ass to spare though, so I thought I would try and be objective.

Some women are dirty talkers, others are nasty, but filthy is the only word to describe this girl. I swear Mila would wash this girls mouth out. She kinda looked like Cali Cox’s younger runaway sister. She leans forward over the couch to reveal an itch in her ass that only a black man can scratch. Van gets the 2nd man of the year award for this scene. It was by far my favorite, and if I had been tasked with shooting it you would have seen an angle from the camera sideways on the ground, and talent asking me to pull up my pants, stop jerkin and get back to work.

From the second this cat was up in her wet love canal, she was screaming and moaning like he was ticklin the back of her belly button. It must have been so good, cause dude didn’t look like he knew what to do with it. At one point Britney turned around and told him if he liked the pussy, “Wait till he gets that ass”. The mercury was rising, cause this scene never slowed down. Britney asked for it in her ass, and it was at this point that she showed the immaturity that goes along with being 18.

If any young white women are reading this, The Pocketcomb Pimp is going to give you some free advice. #1 Never ask a dealer for a hit when you are showing more than 14 in Blackjack. #2 If you are ever stopped by the police and they ask you to pop the truck, or glove box, REFUSE. #3, and this is important. When a black man is in your ass, never tell him to “Tear that shit up!” Sweet baby Jesus, this girl was damn near foaming at the mouth after this rusty ass nucka got done assaulting her colon. The pop was a bit disappointing, but this scene is a jaw droppa, BELIEVE THAT!

Ana Nova
Two things have always bothered me about Ana, and they both became clear today. #1, that above the mouth piercing needs to go. #2, she looks like Carolyn Monroe at the height of her career. If Britney Madison is the argument for natural breast, Ana in the argument for augmentation. Those things are so round and husky. They jiggle and move just like they’re real. If you are out there Ana, “I Love You”.

This scene had the same cat from the last chapter. It looked like he had just renewed his “Justin Slayer Fanclub Membership”. I haven’t seen a dude so hard on someone else’s style since Ja Rule stole on DMX. He was back to the same tricks spitting in girls mouths, and trying to talk all deep an sexy. It’s all good when Justin does it, cause it’s his style. I’m not into the spitting, but moves like this guy are what keep Pumper from being A list in my book. Be Yoself!

Ana’s body is tight and the action is real. Each and every woman in this show steals the scene with raw energy. Disappointing nut at the end, but damn Ana worked it.

Daphne Rosen

Another 1st timer in my book. I had seen pictures of Daphne, and was never impressed. When she walked in I could see that her body was thick, but mean. She had ass like jungle monkey, and a chest like a hillside. I don’t believe I underrated a womans beauty since I gave Jessica darling a second look. Thick lips, curvy hips, and make sure you are seated when she takes that sweater off. I cursed the day that Bree Brookes left the scene, but this girl was like dropping a banana in the Flux Compacitor.

In spite of not being a Pumper fan, he put this girl through the paces, and best of all he lotion motioned all over her pretty face.

Alicia Rhodes

I knew the winning streak had to come to an end. Like Jasmyn in the last movie, I had seen Alicia in whack, I mean “Black in the Saddle”. I thought she was way too chubby, and not a good performer. Maybe my eyes were blurry from all the masturbation but she appears to be slightly slimmer than I what I remembered. Her eyes sparkled and when she opened her mouth I thought it was blonde Nicole Kidman. This woman looked good. Sean was back, and I have to say again. It’s good to see Mr. Michaels back to the type of performing that allowed him to run with the IR torch nearly 15 years ago.

Alicia got it every which way possible. She did this move that can only be describe by calling it “Secret Squirrel”. Sean hovered over her head while she licked and sucked the back of his nut sack while she jerked his manhood like she was milking a cow. Sean smacked her backside with his long ass fingers. It was like a magic show. You guessed it, this is where he made his cock disappear in her ass.

This movie is a ball drainer, and in light of the tragic events that he befallen porn valley, it may be a long while before top talent “Likes it Black, and Deep in Their Ass”. I hope that’s not the case, but if it is, Van Styles has left us with a testament of IR history.

Not like it’s going to matter, but I would still encourage Van to experiment with lighting. I adjusted my TV with a color bar test pattern, and it was on the money. Scenes had some dark parts, but this was still an improvement on the previous title.

GOD BLESS PORN!



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