Scipio's Movie Reviews with Trailers (59)
Release date: 2/9/2006
Reviewed on: 2/4/2008
Studio: Smash Pictures
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Starring: Jenna Haze, Bella Starr, Sammie Rhodes, Samantha Ryan, Jade Starr, Valerie Vasquez, Tiffani Digivanni, Emilianna, Cody Milo, Lexi Tyler
Directed by: Daniel Dakota
Review brief: The video starts with what looks like all ten girls going at it, with dildoes attached to wrists, shins, thighs and occasionally, crotches. There's Jenna Haze giving a clear jelly dildo a POV blowjob and being fucked by the same dildo (what's the point? It's Dildo-Cam!) Pairs and trios of girls here and there, a stupid amount of dildo-sucking. Over time all of the girls do the same as Jenna did with the Dildo-POV sucking and fucking (no, it doesn't have more of a point the 5th time you see it.) They essentially go through the motions of sucking on a different dildo (with Dildo-Cam!), getting fucked by it, then sucking it again. We then see some standard-ish multi-girl lez action, then the next girl gets stalked by the marauding Dildo-Cam! and the cycle repeats itself. Oh, and there was some squirting.
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Release date: 12/12/2007
Reviewed on: 2/3/2008
Studio: Private
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Starring: Zenza Raggi, David Perry, Alexis, Ian Scott, Kid Jamaica, Toni Ribas, Tiffany Rousso, Ram, Zafira, Csoky Ice, Lisa Rose, Alex Forte, Boroka Bolls, Sabrina Sweet, Jessica Girl, Mike Angelo, Leny Evil, Jenna Lovely
Review brief: Alexis, obviously is the hot blonde on the boxcover. This being Private, none of the scenes feature condoms. Anything else notable will be mentioned by scene. This being a Private Life of... release, we have 2 DVDs with a various number of scenes on each. This disc features 5 on each DVD, which is a little low for this series as they used to often feature up to 10 scenes (or more) per disc. The scenes each have a little snippet of interview between them. The questions are presented as inter-titles, and Alexis' answers by a voice-over translator.
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Release date: 12/11/2007
Reviewed on: 1/27/2008
Studio: 3rd Degree
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Starring: John Strong, Mark Wood, Ian Scott, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Shy Love, Brooke Haven, Rebeca Linares, Roxy Deville, Audrey Bitoni
Directed by: Danny Case
Review brief: Third Degree tends to make some good quality porn with high technical values. This one is no exception, and the feature is presented in 16:9, this will make those of you who have widescreen TVs smile. Only In Your Dreams is a piece of costume-themed porn. Essentially the girls wear the stripper-variety fantasy outfits or uniforms of a Policewoman, French Maid, Nurse, Schoolgirl and um, a generic black PVC dress. All scenes are 1-on-1 m/f. 3 scenes out of five feature anal. No condoms.
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Release date: 10/18/2007
Reviewed on: 12/29/2007
Studio: 3rd Degree
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Starring: John Strong, Kimberly Franklin, Mick Blue, Nikki Benz, Malezia, James Deen, Marco Banderas, Britney Stevens, Lichelle Marie
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: I was surprised in that I liked Malezia and Lachele's scenes the most, as I had never heard of either of these girls before I watched this disc. Not that Kimberly or Nikki's scenes were bad either though, and Britney's scene had good elements to it. Overall, more solid porn from 3rd Degree, and worth a purchase for big boob fans.
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Release date: 9/5/2007
Reviewed on: 12/28/2007
Studio: Ninn Worx
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Starring: Mika Tan, Rita Faltoyano, Daisy Marie, Nikki Benz, Marie Luv, Jenaveve Jolie, Holly Wellin, Kaiya Lynn, Alexis Love, Carli Banks, Renee Perez, Ginger Lea, Marlie Moore, Heather Vuur, Andie Valentino, Tiffany Sweet, Jana Jordan, Lena Nicole, Jayme Langford
Directed by: Michael Ninn
Review brief: Some of the best Coffee-Table porn I've seen. Not exactly your usual hardcore but not quite softcore either.
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Release date: 8/31/2004
Reviewed on: 11/10/2007
Studio: Zero Tolerance
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Starring: Rudy, Sarah, Zenza Raggi, David Perry, Mike Foster, Sylvia, Patricia, Frank Gun, Isabella, Chris Charming, Alberto Rey, Leslie Taylor, Mika Tan, Lucy, Elen, Jennifer, Alain Deloin, Stacey Sweet, Demi, Nick Lang, Mark Wood, Ellen, Claudio Meloni, Bruno SX, Katarina, Dominic, Linda, Claudia Bella, Christina Bella, Brooklyn, Stefany, Mr. Pete, Jessica Fiorentino, Toni Ribas, Corina, Mick Blue, Kathy Anderson, George Uhl, Manuel Ferrara, Roly Reeves, Stacy Silver, Nikki Montana, Luisa de Marco, Sascha, Ben English, Julie Silver, Jane Darling, Steve Hooper, Sabrina Snow, Lara Stevens, Barbara Voice, Andy Brown, Anastasia Christ, Lauro Giotto, Tera Joy, Claudia Rossi, Judy White, Alex Divine, Drica Brasil, Cony Ferrara, Angelina Crow, Pussy Cat, Suzy Sparks, Sandra De Marco, Sarah Dark, Nikki Sun, Sharka Blue, Cory Baby, Victoria Swinger, Mya Diamond, Teagan Presley, Cora Carina, Jacqueline Stone, Liz Honey, Luigina Nike, Naudia Rio, Mili Jay, Bibi Fox, Nadia Styles, Melissa Black, Ginger Devil, Gloria Gucci, Deby, Laiza, Hellen Matheus, Victor Lion, Nubia, Pietra, Danni Richi, Monika Unco, Lucy Ann, Claudia Nero, Claudia Adams, Haylee Bang, Nicole Brazzle, Simone Peach, Nikki Loren, Taylor Knight, Sammie Rhodes, Simony Diamond, Janet Peron, Michela Sabbatini, Gilda Roberts, Csoky Ice, Sarah O'Neal, Patricia (latin ii), Nicole (Czech), Linda (Hungarian), Naudia Nyce, Nikky Blond, Luissa Rosso, Lenny Powers, Elektra Angels
Review brief: Another cumshot comp. Better than a lot of other ocmpanies' stuff, but not the best of ZT's..
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Release date: 5/14/2004
Reviewed on: 11/6/2007
Studio: Zero Tolerance
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Starring: Roxanne Hall, Mark Davis, Nico, John Strong, Cassandra, David Perry, Mike Foster, Alexa, Jon Dough, Alexis Taylor, Sophia, Angelica, Claudio, Envy, Frank Gun, Byron Long, Charmane Star, Guy DiSilva, Nikita, Rayveness, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Darren James, Tiffany, Chris Charming, Alberto Rey, Leslie Taylor, Joel Lawrence, Robert Rosenberg, Tony Michaels, Cherokee, Angelika, Mark Wood, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Lea de Mae, Nomi, Lee Stone, Kimberly Kane, Sledge Hammer, Trinity, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Christina Bella, Rita Faltoyano, Vivienne Laroche, Sharon Wild, Friday, Mr. Pete, August, Jessica Fiorentino, Britney, Brian Pumper, Toni Ribas, Kathy Anderson, Manuel Ferrara, Neeo, Nina Dolci, Estella, Mark Ashley, Julia Crow, Mandy Bright, Brittney Skye, Anthony Hardwood, Michael Stefano, Gisselle, Taylor Rain, Avy Scott, Barrett Blade, Luisa de Marco, Alexis Malone, Victoria Givens, Christie Leigh, Sascha, Julie Robbins, Jane Darling, Renee Pornero, Steven French, Juan Cuba, Greg Centauro, Kurt Lockwood, Tristan Seagal, Steve Hooper, Laura Lion, Elizabeth Lawrence, Gia Jordan, Shawnie, Roxy Jezel, Cytherea, Ariana Jollee, Jayna Oso, Lani Kaluha, Nautica Thorn, Vicky Vette, Katrina Kraven, Dana Vespoli, Cameron James [I] (female), Barbara Summer, Gina Blue, Alexa May, Janet Alfano, Daria Glower, Kami Andrews, Maria Sun, Scarlet O'Whora, Gia Paloma, Rick Patrick, Shy Love, Joachim Kessef, Lena Juliett, Christie Lee, Lani Lei, Isabel Ice, Iyesha, Vicki J, Melissa Lauren, Lee Ann, Tamira, Merlee, Penelope Flowers, Demi Cool, Jayna Woods, Jean Val Jean, Heather Gables, Eve Laurence, Lisa Lee, Angel Dark, Clarissa May, Malicia Parker, Melissa Black, Luccia, Heather Hunt, Janet Peron, Nicki Hunter, Csoky Ice, Tifany (hungary), Haley Paige, Daphne Rosen, Cherry Poppens, Dieter Von Stein, Katja Kassin
Review brief: Each "chapter" lasts only about a minute or so. The formula is a mostly-different mostly-faceless guy's dick being sucked and jerked off by either the girl(s) or himself off for the final seconds, before depositing his seed on the face/breasts/mouth of the lucky lady or ladies in question. Most scenes feature one faceless ejaculating penis, some feature two or even more.
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Release date: 2/6/2004
Reviewed on: 11/6/2007
Studio: Zero Tolerance
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Starring: Allysin Chaynes, David Perry, Rayveness, Mark Wood, Sophie Evans, Claudio Meloni, Lea de Mae, Trinity, Nika, Sabrina Black, Nina Dolci, Avy Scott, Jennifer Luv, Sharon Babe, Victoria Givens, Christie Leigh, Jane Darling, Kurt Lockwood, Tristan Seagal, Steve Hooper, Dark Angel, Fallon Sommers, Laura Lion, Sarah Blue, Serena South, Shayna Knight, Vicky Vette, Hollie Stevens, Barbara Summer, Lucy Love, Tracy Kelly, Daria Glower, Sandra De Marco, Maria Sun, Shy Love, Sharka Blue, Joachim Kessef, Nicki Hunter, Dieter Von Stein, Diana Doll
Review brief: This one again proudly boasts over 100 cum shots, though once again there are sadly no names of the performers, which sucks from the get-go as the lady riding reverse cowgirl is attractive and entirely new to me. (edit - Brianna Blaze)
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Release date: 8/17/2003
Reviewed on: 11/6/2007
Studio: Zero Tolerance
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Starring: Brian Surewood, Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Karen, Olivia del Rio, Jessica, Anita, Pat Myne, Carolyn Monroe, April, Barbara, Kitty, Wesley, Jon Dough, Candi, Carmen, Kelly, Sophia, Frank Gun, Charmane Star, Andreia, Jay Ashley, Jessica Darlin, Venus, Steve Holmes, Karina, Mark Wood, Sophie Evans, Carol, Lea de Mae, Gauge, Kianna, Trinity, Kid Jamaica, Sabrine Maui, Victoria Style, Felicia Fox, Friday, Toni Ribas, Hannah Harper, Monica Sweetheart, Manuel Ferrara, Morgana, Angel Long, Mandy Bright, Anthony Hardwood, Angela Crystal, Ashley Long, Taylor Rain, Alaura Eden, Elizabeth Del Mar, Melanie Jagger, Lil Bit More, Taylor Lynn, Alicia Rhodes, Olivia O'Lovely, Cindy Crawford, Jasmine Lynn, Julie Robbins, Ben English, Lyla Lei, Ander Page, Cassie Young, Ashley Moore [I] (female), Renee Pornero, Roxy Hart, Boo Dilicious, Bella-Marie Wolf, Courtney Devine, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Tristan Seagal, Claire James, Dick Delaware, Brooke Ballentyne, Britney Foster, Nautica Binx, Ana Nova, Fallon Sommers, Elizabeth Lawrence, Harley Davis, Rio Mariah, Kylie Rachel, Amber Rain, Teoni, Karine, Katsuni, Roxy Jezel, Kinzie Kenner, Dani Woodward, Ava Devine, Jamie Brooks, Emily DaVinci, Mason Storm, Pason, Scarlet O'Whora, Falcon X, Hugo(Latin), Monaliza (Latin), Bianka, Carlao, Alex Junior, Katja Kassin, Christian
Review brief: This one proudly boasts over 100 cum shots though there are no names of the performers, or even any pre-cumshot sex for the first 20 minutes. Each "chapter" lasts only about a minute or two. The formula is a mostly-different mostly-faceless guy's dick being sucked and jerked off by either the girl(s) or himself off for the final seconds, before depositing his seed on the face/breasts/mouth of the lucky lady or ladies in question. Most scenes feature one faceless ejaculating penis, some feature two or even more.
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Release date: 10/18/2006
Reviewed on: 12/8/2006
Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Lauren Phoenix, Mia Rose, Tory Lane, Brandy Talore, Julia Bond, Amy Ried, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Riley Mason, Tia Tanaka, Lela Star, Lindsey Meadows, Micah Moore
Review brief: Nut the Face! #5 Director: It's a cumshot compilation! Extras: Photo Gallery: Featuring girls with penises in their mouths, and girls with semen on their faces and bodies! Web Trailer: New Sensations dot-com has stuff on it. Apparently. Company Info: It's an address. This is an extra? This is the first of Digital Sin's cumshot compilations I've reviewed. I was immediately impressed when the first scene came with full performer IDs and even the title of the disc it was taken from. Top marks to DS right there! It also shows that DS are willing to take a little more time and care with their product, and as an obvious bonus that so many other producers seem to miss, will help consumers buy more titles out of DS's back catalogue, to get the whole scenes. Unlike a lot of other cumshot comps, this one also features 30 seconds or so of fucking before the facial rather than just going from face blast to face blast.
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Release date: 4/25/2006
Reviewed on: 12/8/2006
Studio: Loaded Digital
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Starring: Alexis Amore, Kat, Jamie Elle, Havana Ginger
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Review brief: Latina Anal Assault Director:Anton Slayer. Extras: Trailers: One long video segment that includes trailers for: Home Schooled #3, Finally Legal #17, Bottomless #5, Popshot Access: It's the cumshots! Behind the Scenes: Alexis chats with a woman behind the camera about today's scenes. Then we see chats with Lucious Lopez, one of the guys clowing around in a swimming pool, Kat and Chanel, Hanana Ginger (she prefers to spit than swallow), Jamie Elle (she doesn't do g/g). More Adult Fun: A Metro ad showing off the wonders of DVD by showing off grainy footage from films like Wasteland and Zazel, followed by phone sex ads. Old, grainy ones! Slideshow: A bunch of hi-res action stills in autorun format. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind when reading the overall DVD and scene ratings. None of these scenes feature condoms. All feature Anal. Anything else notable will be mentioned by scene.
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Release date: 12/9/2005
Reviewed on: 11/21/2006
Studio: Devil's Film
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Starring: Mary Jane, Melanie Jagger, Jennifer Luv, Kayla Marie, Eva Angelina
Review brief: Best of Latin Facials Extras: Photos: A bunch of hi-res action stills in autorun format. Trailers: Individual trailers for: Cream Pie for the Straight Girl #3, Big Black POV, Cream Pie for the Straight Guy #3, 65 Guy Creampie. I'm sensing a bit of a theme here... Devil's VOD: A Devil's Film web trailer, visit our site, yadda yadda, you know the drill by now.. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind when reading the overall DVD and scene ratings. None of these scenes feature condoms. Anything else notable will be mentioned by scene. This disc, despite it's title is a pretty standard themed scene comp. You would be forgiven if you picked up this disc expecting it to be a cumshot compilation featuring latina and "she can pass as latina" porn girls, as that's also exactly what I thought it was going to be.
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Release date: 4/8/2006
Reviewed on: 11/20/2006
Studio: Excessive Entertainment
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Starring: Alex Sanders, Domino, Van Damage, Lee Stone, Kat, Anthony Hardwood, Layla Rivera, Talon, Havana Ginger, Marquetta Jewel, Nathaly Rosa
Directed by: Drew Rose
Review brief: Latina Cum Queens 3 Director:Drew Rose. Extras: Slide Show: A bunch of hi-res action stills in autorun format. Trailers: Individual trailers for: Breaking in the New Chick, Double the Pleasure, Fuck me Harder White Boy. There were some auto-playing trailers after I put the DVD in, but I didn't watch them. Put them where they're selectable! Sex Talk: A bunch of the usual hardcore phone sex ads... Internet: A short and crappy VCA web trailer, visit our site, yadda yadda, you know the drill by now.. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind when reading the overall DVD and scene ratings. None of these scenes feature condoms. Anything else notable will be mentioned by scene. I reviewed part 1 of this series and enjoyed it. part 2, not so much.
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Release date: 8/3/2006
Reviewed on: 11/7/2006
Studio: Ninn Worx
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Starring: Kelle Marie, Tanya James, Kinzie Kenner, Charlie Laine, Amberlina, Bella Starr, Penny Flame, Jordan Fleiss, Valerie Herrera, Bobbie Blair
Directed by: Halle Vanderhyden
Review brief: PURE Sapphic Liasons #3 Dir: Halle Vanderhyden. Extras: Behind The Scenes: Some heavily-stylised and edited footage of the girls getting photographed for the boxcover and promo "Pretty Girl" shots. Some of it is interesting to watch such as the little interview snippets, and the post-scene extraction of.. something from Tanya James' pussy. Photo Gallery: A series of high-quality hard and soft stills in autorun form. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind when reading the overall DVD and scene ratings. I've reviewed the first two volumes of this series in the past, and although this third installment is directed by Halle Vanderhyden rather than Michael Ninn, I'm expecting much the same again - gorgeous women made up to the nines, beautifully shot and with a touch more style than substance.
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Release date: 3/14/2006
Reviewed on: 10/30/2006
Studio: Ninn Worx
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Starring: Mia Smiles, Anais, Brittney Skye, Jana Cova, Angel Cassidy, Georgia Adair, Michelle B., Amy Ried, Diana Doll, Marlena Mason
Directed by: Michael Ninn
Review brief: Unbridled Sapphic Liasons #2 Dir: Michael Ninn. Extras: Behind The Scenes: Some heavily-stylised and edited footage of the girls getting photographed for the boxcover and promo "Pretty Girl" shots. The girls look lovely, of course, but there's very little that's truly BTS. Some of it is interesting to watch such as the little interview snippets. Other parts of it are almost like the actual coffee-table porn of the title, well, except for the crew guys wandering around. Quite long. Photo Gallery: A series of stills in autorun form. 6mins. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10.
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Release date: 6/7/2006
Reviewed on: 10/29/2006
Studio: Loaded Digital
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Starring: Alex Sanders, Jada Fire, Olivia O'Lovely, Ice La Fox, Amber Peach, Joe Friday, Carlton Banks, Victoria Allure, Nate Turner
Directed by: Astrux
Review brief: Black & White Done Right #1 Dir: "Astrux Entertainment". Extras: Behind The Scenes: The girls get made up and chat to the camera about what they're up to in their scenes today and what they've gotten up to lately. The interviewer tells each girl that the name of the movie (that none know before being asked) is Black and White, Done Right. I'm not sure if they're supposed to be excited by this revelation, but they generally seem to react to it with a "oh, okay." kind of attitude. There's also pretty girl pics being taken for each girl. You know, the usual stuff. Cumshots: Just a short popshot chapter to show the viewer where the blast markers go. Trailers: One long clip, showing the trailers for: Myne Fucked & Scurvy Girls. Adult Fun: The website ad, phone sex ads, etc, featuring 5th-generation-VHS-quality footage and sound. Yay. Slideshow: A series of posed and hardcore stills in autorun form.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/26/2006
Reviewed on: 10/7/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Isabel Ice, Ginger Lee, Lexi Belle, Aubrey Addams, Samantha South, Celina Cross, Lindsay Kay
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: One Lucky Fuck #3 Damn, I hate having to do this, but for a second time in a few weeks I have to say the following about a PXP title: DO NOT BUY THIS DVD!! Why? Well, let's just call it a pretty severe authoring problem. The picture throughout the entire feature is shown in a 16:9 ratio. What this means is that the picture is in a kind of "false widescreen" where the image is literally squashed down in the top and bottom of the screen. The result is a severely distorted picture, where all the action is stretched across the screen. Nope, it's not a problem with my player, since I tried it on 3 seperate players, and the Title screen and BTS are in the normal ratio, but put on the feature and it's all messed up. Now I did scan through the actual content, and it kinda looked okay, and the facials all looked big and goopy, but the damn thing is unwatchable.
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Release date: 5/9/2006
Reviewed on: 10/7/2006
Studio: 3rd Degree
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Starring: Mark Davis, Nadia Nyce, Mark Wood, Joey Ray, Mr. Pete, L.T., Rick Patrick, Eva Angelina, Marie Luv, Chris Streams, James Deen, Courtney Cummz, Courtney Simpson, D. Snoop
Directed by: Chris Streams
Review brief: Swallow the Leader 3 Dir: Chris Streams. Extras: Behind the Scenes: They goof around on set, then the camera guy wanders around the closed-down/abandoned hospital that is used for Courtney Simpson's scene. She tells the screw that she's book-smart because she graduated high school with some kind of honours with a scholarship to somewhere or another that's not as good as some other place. Theres some discussion with Eva about wearing her glasses and why she can't wear them in scenes for some companies (they reflect the light, which kills the cable deals). Cumshot Loop: Cumshot recaps for each scene, basically. Photo Gallery: A series of stills in "step" form. Very high quality "pretty girl" and hardcore images. Trailers: One long video segment featuring trailers for: About Face 3, Finger Licking Good 3, Black Thai Affair, Cum Beggars 4. Audio Setup: Can't forget the now-standard 3D/ZT Spanish audio track! A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10.
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Release date: 2/28/2006
Reviewed on: 10/7/2006
Studio: Devil's Film
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Starring: Renee Pornero, Lauren Phoenix, Missy Monroe
Review brief: Cum On My Face 5 (Devil's Film) Reviewed by scipio. Dir: It's a cumshot compilation, I don't think we need to credit a director, do we? An editor perhaps.. Extras: Trailers: Individually-selectable, the trailers on this disc are: Cum on My Hairy Pussy, Anal P.O.V. 6, Cream Pie for the Straight Guy 4 and 50 Guy Cream Pie 3. Devil's VOD:Well, it's a looping ad for Devil's Film Video On Demand. No surprises here. Photos: A series of stills in autorun form, mostly of the girls posing, post-cumshot all over their faces, though some look to be taken seconds before the cumshot. Not bad, though if you have the DVD, I'd wonder why you're looking at the stills..? As usual for my reviews of these cumshot compilations, I'm not going to bother trying to list, review and rate each scene individually. This one proudly boasts over 125 cum shots! in big letters, all over the place. I hope you're as excited as I am! This volume boasts 120 chapters in all, though there are no names of the performers, or even any pre-cumshot sex.
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Release date: 11/10/2005
Reviewed on: 10/6/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Sean Michaels, Selena, Veronica, Simone, Gianna Michaels, Chyanne Jacobs, Bailey Bliss, Simone Schiffer, Cheyenne Jacobs
Directed by: Sean Michaels
Review brief: Sean Michaels P.O.V. #2 Director: Sean Michaels. Extras: Behind the Scenes:Gianna gets her pretty-girl cover shots taken. Boy she is a hot looking busty broad!. She looks much better than she does on the cover, which is unusual. Sean makes small talk and gives her a bit of a standard porn interview. Next up we have Bailey who Sean interviews as she gets dressed, she has natural 34D's and is of Hungarian descent. Bonus Scene: Reviewed down the bottom. Photo Gallery: A bunch of hi-res action stills in autorun format. Trailers: Individual trailers for: Just Another Whore, Sperm Filled Sluts, 1st Class Euro Sluts #5, Internal Discharge. Cum Shot Recap: Available in Individual or Play All flavours. Web Access: Web-enable this disc by putting it into your PC, visit our site, yadda yadda, you know the drill by now.. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. Well after the disappointing Sean Michaels P.O.V.
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Release date: 7/31/2006
Reviewed on: 10/6/2006
Studio: Vouyer Media
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Starring: Vince Vouyer, Steve Taylor [I], Kaylynn, Scott Lyons, Brian Pumper, Jasmine Tame, Rebeca Linares, Samantha Sin, Sasha Grey
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: In Thru The Back Door Director: Vince Voyeur. Extras: Cutting Room Floor: It's the BTS of course! It's actually fairly entertaining and seems less contrived than many of the usual ones. Kaylynn and Vince give each other a ton of shit. Bonus Core (Scene): Bonus Core with Jasmine Tame. Vince gets his dick out and waves it in Jasmine's face as she prepares for her scene, then does her doggie POV style (with mirror shots) at the bathroom sink, Vince then lays on the floor on his back and Jasmine mounts him cowgirl, then blows him, then he does her from behind again and he blows his load on her buttcheeks. I guess that's one good way to drum up more business from Vince's new company. It was surprisingly hot though.
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Release date: 5/9/2006
Reviewed on: 9/12/2006
Studio: Devil's Film
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Starring: Tera Joy
Review brief: 50 Guy Cream Pie #4 Extras: Sex Talk: Phone Sex ads. Website: Sin City dot-com has stuff on it. Apparently. Trailers: Individual Previews for: Fuckin' Foreigners, Jackin' the Beanstalk, Hew First White Dick, Fuck Doll Sandwich 4, POV Squirt Alert 4. Gallery: A bunch of hi-res action stills in autorun format. Most feature semen! As I continue to review things and subgenres I've never seen or thought much about before, it's time for something wholly new to me - a massive gangbang film that also happens to be creampie-themed. If nothing else, it was certainly an interesting viewing. Tera Joy is a very attractive porn girl with dark hair, large natural breasts and in this disc wears the outfit being modelled on the front cover. The video opens with a shot of a long line in a European street in winter, which I'm going to assume is in Germany. The 50 guys file into a nightclub called Velvet, which is to be the setting for this afternoon's perversions.
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Release date: 8/1/2006
Reviewed on: 9/7/2006
Studio: Mayhem
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Starring: Billy Glide, Steven St. Croix, Rachel Love, Kyle Stone, Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Rick Masters, Joey, Kiss, Sophia, Mickey G., Envy, Byron Long, Tony T., Davia Ardell, Chris Charming, Alberto Rey, Johnny Thrust, Paris, Sofia, Devlin Weed, Bailey, Tiffany Taylor, Van Damage, Dillon, Scott Lyons, Estelle, Kat, Herschel Savage, Nick Manning, Hannah Harper, George Uhl, Brett Rockman, Kris Knight, Dominica Leoni, Anthony Hardwood, Stacy Silver, Trent Tesoro, Olivia O'Lovely, Sascha, Lyla Lei, Gianna Michaels, Denis Marti, Steven French, Dwayne Cummings, Tyler Durden, Gia Jordan, Sandra Romain, Ariana Jollee, Michelle B., Dana Vespoli, Katie Rae, Dirty Harry, Barbara Summer, Leah Luv, Rick Patrick, Brad Baldwin, Nikki Sun, Melissa Lauren, Joe Friday, Marie Luv, Mia Bangg, Nadia Styles, Dillan Lauren, Stephanie Tripp, Tyla Wynn, Delilah Strong, Georgia Southe, Harmony Rose, Ava Ramon, Buster Good, Holly Wellin, Vanessa Lane, Montanna Rae, Hillary Scott, Tory Lane, Alec Knight, Sarah Twain, James Deen, Jasmine Byrne, Wein Lewis, Veronica Jett, Brooke Haven, Courtney Cummz, Joe Rock, Haley Scott, Jamie Elle, Amber Wild, Sophie Dee, Zenovah Braeden, Nicki Hunter, Sierra Sinn, Stacy Thorn, Claire Robbins, Sara Jay, Luscious Lopez, Tiffany Rayne, Kaiya Lynn, Monique Madison, Nikki Nievez, Jenner, Memphis Monroe, Nyomi Zen, Kylie G. Worthy, Cindy Sterling, Havana Ginger, Sahara Knite, Alicia Angel, Marquetta Jewel, Emma Jade, Georgia Peach, Tiffani Digivanni, Madeline Marks, Steve James, Haley Paige, Sasha Knox, Julius Ceazher, Allie Ray, Trent T, Naudia Nyce, Leah Stevenson, Liv Wylder, J.J., Marco Banderas, Panama Jack, AnnaBelle Lee
Review brief: Explosions #5 Director: It's a cumshot compilation Extras: Sex Talk: Phone Sex ads. Website: Sin City dot-com has stuff on it. Apparently. Trailers: Individual Previews for: Fuckin' Foreigners, Jackin' the Beanstalk, Hew First White Dick, Fuck Doll Sandwich 4, POV Squirt Alert 4. Gallery: A bunch of hi-res action stills in autorun format. Most feature semen! This is the second of Mayhem's cumshot compilations I've reviewed. This time the cover claiming over 100 cumshots, once again culled from Mayhem's body of work. As with #2, because the source material varies so widely, the quality of the scenes and video varies just as wildly. Once again the women are a mix of gorgeous women and some you'd truely avoid, there is some passionate sex here (or the end of it), and there is the most mechanical of sex.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/24/2006
Reviewed on: 8/18/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Kylee King, Crystal Clear, Emily Evermoore, Kyanna Lee
Directed by: Juan Cuba
Review brief: Sperm Splattered #2 Okay, let's first up get to the most important thing: DO NOT BUY THIS DVD!! Why? Well, let's just call it a pretty severe authoring problem. The picture on the entire feature is in a 16:9 ratio. What this means is that the picture is in a kind of "false widescreen" where the image is literally squashed down in the top and bottom of the screen. The result is a severely distorted picture, where all the action is stretched across the screen. Nope, it's not a problem with my player, since I tried it on 3 seperate players, and the Title screen and BTS are in the normal ratio, but put on the feature and it's all messed up. Now I did scan through the actual content, and the girls all looked pretty, and the facials all looked big and goopy, but the damn thing is unwatchable.
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Release date: 3/30/2006
Reviewed on: 8/8/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Haley Scott, Jasmine Tame, Courtney Simpson, Sasha Knox, Velicity Von, Chloe Morgan
Directed by: Juan Cuba
Review brief: Sperm Splattered #1 Director: Juan Cuba Extras: Behind the Scenes: The usual thing as Juan wanders around with a camera interviewing and chatting to the girls.. Photo Gallery: A bunch of hi-res pretty-girl and action stills in autorun format. Web Access: Web-enable this disc by putting it into your PC, visit our site, you know the drill by now.. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. However, since this disc is just made of blowjobs and facials, the ratings don't compare directly to a standard fucking scene. Much like the Cum Glazed line from sister company Red Light District, the Sperm Splattered series is a "blowbang" disc, or mini- bukkake if you prefer.
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Release date: 9/1/2005
Reviewed on: 8/5/2006
Studio: Adam & Eve
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Starring: Ian Daniels, Steven St. Croix, Julian, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Tina Tyler, Caroline Pierce, Mr. Marcus, Nina Hartley, Chennin Blanc, Jewel De'Nyle, John West, Eric Masterson, Miko Lee, Cheyne Collins, Dale Dabone, Noname Jane, Dalny Marga, Ava Vincent, Marty Romano, Max Steele, Monica Mayhem, Brandi Lyons, Envy Me, Brett Rockman, Carmen Luvana, Nikko Knight, Avy Scott, Trent Tesoro, Jasmine Lynn, Stefany Mays, Lacey Barnes, Rio Mariah, Chrissy Taylor, Vincent Vega, Lee Ann, Rick Taylor
Review brief: She Sucks! Extras: Gallery: A collection of hard and soft stills, blown up to fill the TV screen and show off compression artefacts, and featuring auto-pan across the images. I think it went for a whole minute, too. Bonus Scene: Reviewed at the end of the Feature. Trailers: Wow their CGI looks dated! One long running trailer made up of: Amateur Angels #19, Camera Club, Dirty Girlz Vol 1, Fit to be Tied, Over 30 and Dirty, Tell Me What You Want #5. Web Info: Carmen Luvana reads off a cue card about how good Adam and Eve dot com is. Great. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. A comp, presumably of blowjobs. Ones cropped from full scenes? End-of-scene BJs with cumshots attatches? Full BJs? I have no idea. Let's find out! Scene 1: Tina Tyler, John West, Max Steele. Swordfighting, Cumshot on breasts . I remember Tina Tyler! She was pretty cool.
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Release date: 12/13/2005
Reviewed on: 7/31/2006
Studio: Hustler
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Starring: Randy Spears, Tommy Gunn, John West, Van Damage, Alexis Amore, Monica Mayhem, Samantha Ryan, Karlie Montana, Cassie Courtland
Directed by: Richard Hamilton
Review brief: Hustler Centrefolds #6 Director: Richard Hamilton. Extras: Behind the Scenes:We see several of the girls get made-up, dressed and take some pretty-girl and hardcore shots in a series of MTV-edited style montages with music overlaid. Not really a BTS, but actually a pretty entertaining watch. Slide Show: A bunch of hi-res action stills in autorun format. Trailers: Individual trailers for: Kane's World, Young Latin Ass, Asian Fever #24, Black and Wild #15, One in Every Hole, Barely Legal Bootcamp. Sex Talk: Phone Sex ads. OLD phone sex ads.. Web Access: Web-enable this disc by putting it into your PC, visit our site, yadda yadda, you know the drill by now.. Hustler.com: Website ad you've all seen before. Hustler Hollywood: Ad for their retail store. Select a Star: A menu where you can select the performer you want to watch and then select the part/chapter of their scene you're interested in. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10.
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Release date: 7/3/2005
Reviewed on: 7/31/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Sean Michaels, Mika Tan, Gabriella Banks, Pamela Princess, Trinity Post, Tia Sweets, Victoria Sweet
Directed by: Sean Michaels
Review brief: Sean Michaels P.O.V. Director: Sean Michaels. Extras: Behind the Scenes:Sean interviews then gets a 20 sec blowjob from Victoria Sweet, who looks alright on Sean's grainy video but not nearly as gorgeous as she does on the cover. I couldn't believe it was the same person. As she puts on a really tight corset, she tells us that she likes to be hurt and choked and slapped. Great. A little bit of BTS with Trinity Post, Mika Tan gets dressed. Pamela Princess gets tries on a series of skirts slowly as well. Really just long and boring. Bonus Scene: Reviewed down the bottom. Photo Gallery: A bunch of hi-res action stills in autorun format. Trailers: Individual trailers for: Just Another Whore, Sperm Filled Sluts, 1st Class Euro Sluts #5, Internal Discharge. Cum Shot Recap: Available in Individual or Play All flavours. Web Access: Web-enable this disc by putting it into your PC, visit our site, yadda yadda, you know the drill by now.. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10.
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Release date: 6/11/2003
Reviewed on: 5/1/2006
Studio: Private
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Starring: Remigio Zampa, Jessica Fiorentino, Sandy Style, Tina Wagner, Franco Trentalance, Gabriel Montoya, Krystal de Boor, Benito Boldi, Lucy Lee (ambiguous)
Directed by: Susi Medusa
Review brief: Pirate Fetish Machine: The Wild Circle. Director: Susi Medusa Gottardi. Extras: Making of:Apparently "making of" means showing some random fuck and BTS footage with annoying Euro-disco played over the top of of it. Not exactly an exploration of the filmmaking process. Trailer: The trailer for this title. Cast: The usual step-throughs of the disc's female cast. Photobook: A bunch of hi-res action stills that you navigate yourself in step format. Production Notes: Some badly-written copy, nominal credits for the cast and director. Shot in Rimini, Italy. Other Titles: Individual Previews for: Castings X 19, The Scottish Loveknot, Private Life of Rita Faltoyano, Anal Lolitas, Reality 14. Language options: English, French, German, Spanish, Italian. Subtitle options: Dutch, Swedish, Danish, Portugese, Polish. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. None of these scenes feature condoms.
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Release date: 11/15/2005
Reviewed on: 4/19/2006
Studio: VCA
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Starring: Chris Charming, Tiffany Taylor, Mr. Pete, Kurt Lockwood, Shy Love, Jenaveve Jolie, Alec Knight, Victoria Sweet, Havana Ginger, Analyssa, Trent T
Directed by: Drew Rose
Review brief: Latina Cum Queens 1 Director:Drew Rose. Extras: Slide Show: A bunch of hi-res action stills in autorun format. Trailers: Individual trailers for: Sloppy Ho's, Busta Nut, Dez's Dirty Weekend. There were some auto-playing trailers after I put the DVD in, but I didn't watch them. Put them where they're selectable! Sex Talk: A bunch of the usual hardcore phone sex ads... Internet: A short and crappy VCA web trailer, visit our site, yadda yadda, you know the drill by now.. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. None of these scenes feature condoms. Anything else notable will be mentioned by scene. This could be interesting. I usually find that ethnically-themed DVDs will feature a well-known star, a couple of others that you just don't see often enough, and a couple of filler performers. Let's see what this one is like..
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Release date: 1/5/2006
Reviewed on: 3/23/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Layla, Katie Rae, Lisa Sparxxx, Hillary Scott, Hailey Young, Alicia Alighatti
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Baker's Dozen #7 Director: Brandon Iron. Extras: Behind the Scenes: Brandon interviews the girls before, during and afterwards. Photo Gallery: A bunch of hi-res action stills in autorun format. Web Access: Web-enable this disc by putting it into your PC, visit our site, yadda yadda, you know the drill by now.. More Tease Please: As you might have guessed, in this bit the girls strip, tease, fondle themselves and masturbate one at a time for a couple of minutes. There are dildoes involved. Photoshoot: Brandon takes stills of girls with penii in their bottoms and other orifices. Director's Profile: A page of text about the life and times of Brandon Iron. Bonus Scene: Details following the feature review.. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind.
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Release date: 12/20/2005
Reviewed on: 3/20/2006
Studio: Zero Tolerance
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Starring: Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, August, Chloe Dior, Sascha, Ice La Fox, Delilah Strong, James Deen, Jasmine Byrne, Memphis Monroe, Tiffani Digivanni
Directed by: Wendi Knight
Review brief: Strip Tease Then Fuck 7 Dir: Wendi Knight. Extras: Photo Gallery: A series of stills in "step" form. Very high quality "pretty girl" and hardcore images. Bonus Scene: Delilah Strong, James Deen - I'll talk about this after the main body of the review. Cumshot Loop: Cumshot recaps for each scene, basically. Trailers: Internal Combustion 7, Fishnets 2, Drive Thru 3, Apprentass 3, Double Decker Sandwich 6, POV Centrefolds, Who's Your Daddy 7, Teenage Jizz Junkies, Internet Access: Web-enable this disc by putting it into your PC.. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. DP 14 starts with the same annoying 30-second snippet of music that DP 13 had, which sounds vaguely like the beginning of the Eurythmics' "Love is a Stranger".
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Release date: 10/19/2005
Reviewed on: 3/20/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Brandon Iron, Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, Dick Nasty, Mickey G., Robbie James, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Bambi, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Alex Rox, Juan Cuba, Bishop, Vincent Vega, Andrew Andretti, Carlton Banks, Marcos Leon, Lefty Larue, Hillary Scott, Hailey Young, James Deen, Courtney Cummz, Joe Rock, Johnny Fender, Jim Beem, Jasmine Tame, Ace, Frank Black, Ryan Knox, Jenner, Mike Blaze, Mike Hash, Steve James, Lee Bang
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Baker's Dozen #6 Director: Brandon Iron. Extras: Behind the Scenes: Brandon asks the girls a bunch of questions before and after their scenes (and sometimes during).on the dozen, then she chats to Brandon after the glazing Photo Gallery: A bunch of hi-res action stills in autorun format. Web Access: Web-enable this disc by putting it into your PC, visit our site, yadda yadda, you know the drill by now.. Aural Fixations: Courtney talks dirty to the camera while her face is surrounded by penises, she sucks 'em, too. Then we cut to her dirtytalking to Brandon in the old Green-carpet office. More Tease Please: As you might have guessed, in this bit the girls strip, tease, fondle themselves & lightly masturbate. One at a time for a couple of minutes, Courtney, Haley and blondie prance about in a little extra shot before their scenes. Baker's Dozen 7 preview: Very short, a couple facials. Hailey's Mantra: Hailey gets throat-fucked by three guys, um.. 4 guys.
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Release date: 12/12/2005
Reviewed on: 2/8/2006
Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: Brianna Love, Jamie Huxley, Andrea Ash, Marquetta Jewel, Jenna Presley, Allie Ray, Velicity Von, Valerie Jackson
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: Cum Glazed #4 Director: Tim Von Swine. (Despite Vince Voyeur's name plastered all over the place.) Extras: Behind the Scenes: Tim follows Marquetta around while she sorts through her fuck-clothes, posing, her pre-game warmup, and her post-match glazing. Extra Pork: Velicity Von oils up her breasts and blows director Timbo till he comes all over her face. Photo Gallery: A bunch of hi-res pretty-girl and action stills in autorun format. Web Access: Web-enable this disc by putting it into your PC, visit our site, you know the drill by now.. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. However, since this disc is just made of blowjobs and facials, the ratings don't compare directly to a standard fucking scene. Well this disc is something new to me. In the BTS, Tim refers to it as a "blowbang" which I guess is as good a term as any for the multi -blowjob-mini-bukkake scenes we have here.
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Release date: 9/24/2005
Reviewed on: 2/1/2006
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Brandon Iron, Sasha, Roxy, Samantha, Nicole, Sunshine, Diamond Forever, Amber Lee, Monica Sweetheart, Gen Padova, Gianna Michaels, Lisa Marie, Morgan March, Hollie Stevens, Bianca Pureheart, Delilah Strong, Vanilla Skye, Heather Pink, Avy Lee Roth, Erin Moore, Rachel Hobbes, India Summer, Kinzie Joe, Alyssa West, Megan Wilder, Karina Kay, Brooklyn Night, Amber Wild, Malory Knox, Lana Peach, Lexi Love, Trixie Cas, Frenchie, Madison Lee, Courtney Simpson, Alyssa Star, Jamie Huxley, Tiffany Rayne, Naomi St. Claire, Cindy Sterling, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Aspen Winters, Kelly Rose, Georgia Peach, Crissy Cums
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: 50 to 1 Dir: Brandon Iron. Extras (Disc One): Aural Fixation: One of the girls talks dirty to the camera until it seems she's going to burst out laughing. Behind the Scenes: Sunshine talks about her adventures in anal sex, followed by more chatter with Delilah Strong, and many more of the girls. Monica Sweetheart's shoulder tattoo isn't a lobster, ok? It's a Zodiac Cancer. Photo Gallery: A bunch of hi-res cum-on-tongue stills that in autorun format. 50 of them, I'd guess.. Extras (Disc Two): Bonus Scene: I'd have thought that something like this would be somewhat redundant on a release this long, but apparently not. Not that I'm complaining. Judy Star talks and shows off her body and tattoos before she blows, footjobs and swallows Brandon's load in a (Montreal?) apartment. Director's Bio: Brief scrolling bio on director Brandon Iron.
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Release date: 12/5/2005
Reviewed on: 2/1/2006
Studio: Hot Boxxx
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Starring: Eve, Barbara, Silvia Saint, Pussycat, Cindy, Peaches, Gina Blonde, Anastasia Christ, Bobbi Eden, Mya Diamond
Review brief: She Licks Girls Dir: Eddie Powell Extras: BTS: Silvia and Bobbi eat fruit. Get photographed, wander around, prep their dildoes, text, wait for their set to be prepped, take tons of photos (looks like a full g/g photoset for a website of mag), both girls look gorgeous but the BTS gets pretty old after awhile. 21min. Bonus Scene: Look for it at the end of this review.. Photo Gallery: A series of hardcore action stills from all the scenes in autorun form. 6mins. Trailers: A one-part running trailer for: Ass Pirations 2, Little Miss Innocent? Web Trailer: Ah, it's for New Sensations.com. I wondered why I had never heard of Hot Boxxx... Company Info: Still image with info on New Sensations and Digital Sin. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. This is a girl-girl disc, so appropriately enough no men or condoms are sighted.
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Release date: 9/5/2005
Reviewed on: 1/31/2006
Studio: Private
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Starring: Barbi, Nick Lang, James Brossman, Valentina Velasquez, Bob Terminator, Lauro Giotto, Liz Honey, Vanessa Hill
Directed by: Antonio Adamo
Review brief: Private Movies 19: Fuck Your Neighbour. Director: Antonio Adamo. Extras: Trailer: The trailer for this title. Behind The Scenes: Various BTS footage with music laid over the top . Cast: The usual step-throughs of the disc's female cast. Photobook: A bunch of hi-res action stills that you navigate yourself in step format. Production Notes: Not much, nominal credits for the cast and director. Shot in Budapest, Hungary. Other Titles: Individual Previews for: The Private Life of Petra Short, Masturbatrix, The Private Adventures of Pierre Woodman #6, Girls Night Out, XXX #22, Robinson Crusoe on Sin Island. About Private: 3 options - Discover Private DVDs, Private Media Group, www.private.com.- Each basically showing a short clip on "why we are fantastic". Language options: English, French, German, Spanish, Italian. Subtitle options: Dutch, Portugese, Greek. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind.
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Release date: 12/15/2004
Reviewed on: 1/16/2006
Studio: Mayhem
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Review brief: Explosions #2 Director: It's a cumshot compilation Extras: Sex Talk: Poor-quality ads for phone sex. Se Habla Espanol! We also accept checks by phone! Website: Sin City dot-com has stuff on it. Apparently. Trailers: Individual Previews for: Clusterfck 3, New Whores, Fuck Doll Sandwich, Ass Fucked, Dementia. Gallery: A bunch of hi-res action stills that you navigate yourself in step format. Well here we have another cumshot compilation, this time from Mayhem, and featuring 84 chapters worth of cumshots, culled from Mayhem's body of work. As the source material varies so absolutely widely, the quality of every part of it varies hugely. There are some gorgeous women here, and some you'd truely avoid, there is some passionate sex here (or the end of it), and there is the most mechanical of sex.
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Release date: 12/12/2005
Reviewed on: 1/16/2006
Studio: Ninn Worx
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Starring: Wanda Curtis, Jodie Moore, Simony Diamond, Nikky Blond
Directed by: Michael Ninn
Review brief: Sapphic Liasons Dir: Michael Ninn. Extras: Behind The Scenes: Some heavily-stylised and edited footage of the girls getting photographed for the boxcover and promo "Pretty Girl" shots. The girls look lovely, of course, but there's very little that's truly BTS. Some of it is interesting to watch, though, but it goes on forever (but there's no time code). Photo Gallery: A series of stills in autorun form. 6mins. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. I haven't watched any of Michael Ninn's recent work for ages, but based on his past work, and the DIVA title I recently reviewed and the fact that this is also a g/g flick, I'm expecting something that's very similar to Andrew Blake's work.
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Release date: 12/16/2003
Reviewed on: 12/5/2005
Studio: Private
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Starring: Claudio Meloni, Julie Silver, Denis Marti, Sarah Blue, Vanessa Mae, Sarah O'Neal, Franco Trentalance, Sabina Black, Gabriel Montoya, Miro Da Nola
Directed by: Susi Medusa
Review brief: Pirate Fetish Machine: Trust No One. Director: Susi Medusa Gottardi. Extras: The Extras menu seems to be presented in a forced 16:9 ratio, but not very well, as when displayed on a standard 4:3 television, half of the menu options' icons are not visible. Director's Cut: Right at the start of the disc, before the Menu comes an option to view the feature in it's original VHS version, or as the DVD "Director's Cut" edited by Susi Medusa with some unreleased footage. Trailer: The trailer for this title. Making of:Apparently "making of" means showing some random BTS footage with annoying electro-pop played over the top of all the footage.. 6 and a half minutes in there's a quick 1 minute interiew with Julie Silver with the same old trite questions. Then it ends. Cast: The usual step-throughs of the disc's female cast. Photobook: A bunch of hi-res action stills that you navigate yourself in step format. Production Notes: Some badly-written copy, nominal credits for the cast and director.
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Release date: 9/27/2005
Reviewed on: 11/28/2005
Studio: Private
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Starring: Philippe Dean, Silvia Saint, George Uhl, Alicia Rhodes, Jane Darling, Lara Stevens, Melissa Black, Libellule, Angel Fallen, Olivier Sanchez
Directed by: Alessandro Del Mar
Review brief: Private Porn Vacation: Tenerife. Director: Alessandro Del Mar. Extras: Trailer: The trailer for this title. Cast: The usual step-throughs of the disc's female cast. Photobook: A bunch of hi-res action stills that you navigate yourself in step format. Production Notes: Not much this time, nominal credits for the cast and director. Shot in Tenerife, Spain. Other Titles: Individual Previews for: The Private Life of Silvia Lancome, College Girl Revenge, The Private Adventures of Pierre Woodman #8, Puerto Rican Affairs, XXX #24, Robinson Crusoe on Sin Island. About Private: 3 options - Discover Private DVDs, Private Media Group, www.private.com.- Each basically showing a short clip on "why we are fantastic". Language options: English, French, German, Spanish, Italian. Subtitle options: Dutch, Portugese, Greek. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. None of these scenes feature condoms.
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Release date: 9/19/2005
Reviewed on: 11/26/2005
Studio: Private
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Starring: Philippe Dean, Francesco Malcom, Kevin Long, George Uhl, Maria Bellucci, Lara Stevens, Tera Bond, Lauro Giotto, Angel Dark, Nikki Rider, Madelin Crox, Horst Baron
Directed by: Alessandro Del Mar
Review brief: Private Tropical 18: Puerto Rican Affairs. Director: Alessandro Del Mar. Extras: Making Of: I finally have the name of one of the last nameless guys I keep seeing in Alessandro's dvds - Francesco Malcolm. He and Anita Armani (who doesn't seem to appear in this disc, her scene with Francesco seems to have been cut out of the feature, as does most of the dialogue featured in the BTS!!) are our hosts. It's a pretty lighthearted and entertaining 20+ minutes (Tera Bond is AKA Anita). After viewing it, I'm expecting a part 2 for this feature.. Trailer: The trailer for this title. Backstage Photobook: A bunch of hi-res BTS stills that you navigate yourself in step format. Movie Photobook: A bunch of hi-res action stills that you navigate yourself in step format. Cast: The usual step-throughs of the disc's female cast. Production Notes: Not much this time, nominal credits for the cast and director.
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Release date: 10/8/2005
Reviewed on: 11/25/2005
Studio: Private
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Starring: Philippe Dean, Samantha, Sebastian Barrio, Katia, Jane Darling, Phil Holiday, Nikki Rider, Belicie, Veronica Da Souza, Horst Baron
Directed by: Alessandro Del Mar
Review brief: Private When Porn Stars Play... Sex For Fun. Director: Alessandro Del Mar. Extras: Trailer: The trailer for this title. Cast: The usual step-throughs of the disc's female cast. Photobook: A bunch of hi-res action stills that you navigate yourself in step format. Production Notes: Not much this time, nominal credits for the cast and director. Shot in the Grenadine Islands. Other Titles: Individual Previews for: The Private Life of Silvia Lancome, XXX #24, The Private Adventures of Pierre Woodman #8, College Girl Revenge, Puerto Rican Affairs, Robinson Crusoe on Sin Island. About Private: 3 options - Discover Private DVDs, Private Media Group, www.private.com.- Each basically showing a short clip on "why we are fantastic". Language options: English, French, German, Spanish, Italian. Subtitle options: Dutch, Portugese, Greek. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind.
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Release date: 10/8/2005
Reviewed on: 11/24/2005
Studio: Private
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Starring: Mike Foster, Claudia, Frank Gun, Terri Summers, Franco Roccaforte, Kid Jamaica, George Uhl, Andrea Moranty, Angelica Wild, Joachim Kessef, Antonio Ross, Kristina Blonde, Yvette Balcano, Lorrayne, Ju Pantera, Oksana D'Harcourt, Yesy, William Le Bris
Review brief: Private XXX 25: Wanna Fuck? Directors: Trevor Black, David Perry, Gianfranco Romagnoli. Extras: Extra Scene: Details after the feature review... Trailer: The trailer for this title. Book: (Photobook) A bunch of hi-res action stills that you navigate yourself in step format. Cast: The usual step-throughs of the disc's cast. Notes: (Production Notes) Who is in the scenes, who directed them, and where they were shot.
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Release date: 7/24/2004
Reviewed on: 11/15/2005
Studio: VCA
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Starring: Kim Kataine, Sindee Coxx, Jeanna Fine, Misty Rain, Juli Ashton, Vicca, Laura Palmer, Anna Malle, Lauren Montgomery, Taren Steele, Mona Damoan
Directed by: Michael Ninn
Review brief: DIVA 1 - Caught in the Act Dir: Michael Ninn. Extras: Photo Gallery: A series of good quality "in-action" stills in autorun format. 2mins. Other Titles: A still screen showing the covers for DIVA 4, Casablanca & Shock.. Internet: 10 seconds of "visit us on the web".. Cast: A still screen with the cast's names on it, no pics to make ID from though. Contact: Their email address and website address again, and that 10 seconds of "visit us on the web" we saw earlier.. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. This DVD features only girl/girl and solo girl scenes, mostly featuring dildoes. Anything notable will be mentioned by scene. I remember watching this 4-part series as they came out on VHS back in the day and enjoying a few of them. I remember part 4 was a keeper at the time, and possibly part 2.
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Release date: 9/19/2005
Reviewed on: 10/31/2005
Studio: DVSX
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Starring: Shay Sweet, Alexia, Christian XXX, Brooke, Sledge Hammer, Nick Manning, Sandra Romain, Jack Lawrence, Joe Friday, Buster Good, Victoria Sweet, Gianna Lynn, Melodee Bliss
Directed by: Guy Capo
Review brief: Pros 4 - Pimp'd Dir: Guy Capo. Extras: BTS: A few minutes of amusing BTS stuff, mostly of Brooke and the other girls flubbing their lines. Solo Scenes: about 2mins of each pair of girls masturbating. Photo Gallery: A series of good quality stills in step left-right format. 6mins. Hot Shots: Cumshot recaps for each scene, basically. Web Access: Web-enable this disc by putting it into your PC, you know the drill by now.. Trailers: Gothsend II, Grudgefuck, Ass Factor 3, Double Parked 10. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. None of the scenes feature condoms. Anything else notable will be mentioned by scene. Can Guy Capo's Pros 4 redeem DVSX as a viable producer of porn in my eyes? His choice of performers certainly seems like a good start, but I'll have to watch and hope. There's no Hot Shots option here, which is unusual for a DVSX release.
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Release date: 9/27/2005
Reviewed on: 10/30/2005
Studio: DVSX
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Starring: Alex Sanders, Chris Cannon, Rick Masters, Sergio, Cheyne Collins, Brett Rockman, Talon, Brad Baldwin, Mia Bangg, Taryn Thomas, Jamie Elle, Jasmine Tame, Slimm Dawg, Stacy Thorn, Naudia Nyce
Directed by: Bobby Manila
Review brief: Double Parked 14 Dir: Bobby Manila Extras: BTS: Some amusing BTS stuff with Staci Thorn, as the guys try (and fail) to DP her, then the shower scene. Followed by some small talk with helium-voiced covergirl Jamie Elle where they mention that she's all-natural (which I thought was odd, since her breasts look "too good to be true". Some amusing stuff with the other girls as well. One of the most interesting/amusing BTS I've yet seen. 6mins approx. Solo Scenes: about 1min 40ish to 3mins of each girl masturbating. Photo Gallery: A series of stills in autorun form. Very nice "pretty girl" shots as always from DVSX. Hot Shots: Cumshot recaps for each scene, basically. Internet Access: Web-enable this disc by putting it into your PC.. Trailers: Lucky Bastard 3, Sakura Tales 7 (my copy of which, was Faulty), Teen Sensations 11.Funny, the last volume of DP had the exact same trailers.. I do wonder why DVSX bothers with the "solo scenes" in this way, though.
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Release date: 9/9/2005
Reviewed on: 10/25/2005
Studio: Private
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Starring: David Perry, Bruno SX, Katarina, Claudia Ferrari, Anastasia Christ, Cony Ferrara, Susane Brend, Nikki Rider, Victoria Slim, Katy Caro
Directed by: Gianfranco Romagnoli
Review brief: Cum on My Face #4 Directors: Trevor Black, David Perry, Gianfranco Romagnoli. Extras: Karaoke Clip: A semi-amusing dance-pop rewrite rendition of Monty Python's "Sit on my face". I wonder if they paid the Pythons royalties for it? Trailers: A trailer for this disc which manages to make it look unappealing. Cast: The usual step-throughs of the disc's cast. Photobook: A bunch of hi-res stills that you navigate yourself in step format. Production Notes: Who is in the scenes, who directed them, and where they were shot.
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Release date: 8/12/2005
Reviewed on: 10/24/2005
Studio: DVSX
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Starring: Jazz, Chris Cannon, Sergio, Van Damage, Nick Manning, Roge, Brett Rockman, Katsuni, James Deen, Jasmine Byrne, Tamiry, Veronica Bela, Sandy Rio, Crissy Cums
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: Double Parked 13 Dir: Alex Ladd Extras: BTS: A couple of minutes of more-hardcore-than-usual BTS stuff mostly focussed on Crissy, then Jasmine, with a few giggles thrown in. Solo Scenes: about 1min 40-ish of each girl masturbating. Photo Gallery: A series of stills in autorun form. Very nice "pretty girl" shots. Hot Shots: Cumshot recaps for each scene, basically. Internet Access: Web-enable this disc by putting it into your PC.. Trailers: Lucky Bastard, Sakura Tales 7 (my copy of which, was Faulty), Teen Sensations 11. I do wonder why DVSX bothers with the "solo scenes" in this way, though. with the extremely short runtime, it's not something you can really whack to, and as they're removed from the girls' scenes by half a dozen navigation button presses, it's not like they flow into anything. Even a "Play All" option here would make them a bit more integrated into each other. A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10.
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Release date: 9/19/2005
Reviewed on: 10/18/2005
Studio: Devil's Film
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Starring: Taylor Rain, Jennifer Luv, Gia Paloma, Sarah Twain
Review brief: Cum On My Face 4 (Devil's Film) Reviewed by scipio and Yoshi. Dir: It's a cumshot compilation, I don't think we need to credit a director, do we? An editor perhaps.. Extras: Trailers: Individually-choosable, the trailers on this disc are: Throat Bangers 9, Crea Pie for the Straight Guy 2, Gangland Cream Pie 6, 65 Guy Creampie. Devil's VOD: OOH, a looping ad. Now this is what extra DVD content is all about!. Photo Gallery: A series of stills in autorun form, mostly of the girls posing, post-cumshot all over their faces, though some look to be taken seconds before the cumshot. Not bad, though if you have the DVD, I'd wonder why you're looking at the stills..? 2mins 30. As with my previous review of one of these cumshot compilations, I'm not going to bother trying to list, review and rate each scene individually. This one proudly boasts 187 cum shot! in big letters, all over the place.
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