Cum on My Face 5 (Devil's Films) Review

Reviewed by scipio.

Dir: It's a cumshot compilation, I don't think we need to credit a director, do we? An editor perhaps..

Extras:
Trailers: Individually-selectable, the trailers on this disc are: Cum on My Hairy Pussy, Anal P.O.V. 6, Cream Pie for the Straight Guy 4 and 50 Guy Cream Pie 3.
Devil's VOD:Well, it's a looping ad for Devil's Film Video On Demand. No surprises here.
Photos: A series of stills in autorun form, mostly of the girls posing, post-cumshot all over their faces, though some look to be taken seconds before the cumshot. Not bad, though if you have the DVD, I'd wonder why you're looking at the stills..?

As usual for my reviews of these cumshot compilations, I'm not going to bother trying to list, review and rate each scene individually. This one proudly boasts over 125 cum shots! in big letters, all over the place. I hope you're as excited as I am!

This volume boasts 120 chapters in all, though there are no names of the performers, or even any pre-cumshot sex. Each "chapter" lasts only about a minute or two, overall they seem slightly longer than in Volume 4. The formula is a mostly-different mostly-faceless guy's hand jerking himself off for the final second or so, before depositing his seed on the face/breasts/mouth of the lucky lady in question. Most scenes feature one faceless ejaculating penis, some feature two or even more.

As usual with these massive cumshot comp discs, the girls' looks range widely between absolutely gorgeous to damned cute to bowling-show ugly. YMMV as to who fits in which category of course, and this variety of performer quality is to be expected when they're selling us 125 cum shots. The girls span pretty much all ethnicities, as you could expect with 120 finales. Unfortunately, there are NO credits in the movie, so I have no idea which faces belong to the recipients of most of the cumshots. This is especially annoying in those few cases where the girl is an absolute beauty and you'd love to find out who she is so you can hunt down more of her work. This happened well over 10 times, and beyond that there were of course a number of other girls who I might not track down but certainly wouldn't complain about seeing again.

The only performers credited are: Patricia (who I guess is the covergirl and also the first one up)
Renee Pornero
Lauren Phoenix
Missy Monroe

I also noticed (my current-gonzo-girl ID skills are far from the best):
Sativa Rose
Melissa Lauren

There were of course quite a few other semi-familiar faces who I could not put names to. If you attempt to watch this disc in one sitting, you will eventually become bored as the damn thing goes on forever, but then these discs aren't designed to be watched in one sitting. Technically, since this disc comes from such a wide variety of source material the quality does vary, but overall it's pretty good. Not crediting at least the female performer and the title the facial was lifted from seems like a silly business decision, as it's the kind of thing that allows the consumer to chase down a full title to see that scene in full. Since it's the kind of thing that can only help Devil's Films sell more DVDs and they haven't done it, I can only assume it's because of simple laziness and honestly, does themselves as well as the consumer a disservice.

This volume features a lot more multiple facials than earlier volumes, some of which could proudly sit aside a Cum Glazed title. Overall, this volume also features better looking girls which makes the lack of credits that much more of a shame. While there are still some scenes that any viewer will want to skip over, the number of great looking girls in this volume is greater than in any of the preceding volumes in this series. As Stalin liked to say "Quantity has a quality all it's own." and this DVD is one that follows that credo.

This Volume of Cum On My Face is the best one I've seen to date, and while it still has it's flaws, and isn't quite to the standard of some other companies facial comps yet, it's a big improvement over previous volumes, and I can actually recommend buying this one. I'm as surprised as you are!
7/10