Explosions 5 (Mayhem) Review

Director: It's a cumshot compilation

Extras:
Sex Talk: Phone Sex ads.
Website: Sin City dot-com has stuff on it. Apparently.
Trailers: Individual Previews for: Fuckin' Foreigners, Jackin' the Beanstalk, Hew First White Dick, Fuck Doll Sandwich 4, POV Squirt Alert 4.
Gallery: A bunch of hi-res action stills in autorun format. Most feature semen!

This is the second of Mayhem's cumshot compilations I've reviewed. This time the cover claiming over 100 cumshots, once again culled from Mayhem's body of work. As with #2, because the source material varies so widely, the quality of the scenes and video varies just as wildly. Once again the women are a mix of gorgeous women and some you'd truely avoid, there is some passionate sex here (or the end of it), and there is the most mechanical of sex. There is good camerawork, and there is rubbish, there is some decent quality video footage, and there is (a lot of) stuff that looks like it was shot by my cat on a VHS home video camera circa 1989, As Quality control is not a huge point of contention for porn in general, it's definately not present in 95% of cumshot compilations and this is no exception.

Many, but not all of the scenes are facials, some feature the final minute of so of fucking, but some start with the guy's hand-assisted firing of the jellygoop. It features Facials, (lots of) Anal, Unedited A2M and A2OGM, ugly guy's cum-faces, Swallowing (with "proof" shot), DP, anal cumshots into the opened-up butthole, far too much badly-shot anal piledriver, a "proper" anal creampie, Cumswapping, Tit-Fucking, Foot-Fucking with a cumshot on the feet, gaping assholes, Stacy Silver having 4 guys cum in her face, Vag creampie, "Squirting", a really ugly guy cumming on marshmallows and many many tattoos that are either a bad idea or just plain bad,.

A number of the scenes feature two girls (often with cumswapping), or two guys, but nowhere are there any form of credits provided, and as I'm far from the best at performer IDs, here is a very limited cast list, limited to who I recognised in this thing:

Nikki Hunter
Alex Sanders
Melissa Lauren
Olivia O'Lovely
Stacy Silver
Ariana Jolee
Havana Ginger
Sandra Romain
Marquetta Jewel

There were of course many other girls who's faces I'd seen before but could not put a face to, and some who appeared many, many times, which could be good or bad depending on your likes of the oft-repeated performers. As with volume 2, the video quality was overall pretty poxy and so much of this disc looks as though it's been shot on "green box" mode (aka auto-everything) on a consumer handycam.

If you attempt to watch this disc in one sitting, you will quickly become bored out of your skull. Even though these comps are meant (I assume) as a "dip in, dip out" kind of disc, the fact that none of the scenes or the menu features performer names makes it hard to throw in the disc and quickly rub one out to that facial. Given the 2hrs 20mins running time of this disc, I'd imagine there's a good 20-30 minutes of worthwhile footage included, along with a boatload of below average stuff, and a lot of crap. Really though, I'd prefer it if the crap was culled out, leaving a much shorter but much higher quality disc. As it seems to be, Mayhem are taking the "more is better" approach and just pouring all of their cumshots into these comps, regardless of how good, bad or ugly the scene and performers are. I can tell you that they must be the primary employer in several trailer parks in their area.

It's not terrible, but it's also far from great.

4/10