Sperm Splattered Review

Director: Juan Cuba

Extras:
Behind the Scenes: The usual thing as Juan wanders around with a camera interviewing and chatting to the girls..
Photo Gallery: A bunch of hi-res pretty-girl and action stills in autorun format. Web Access: Web-enable this disc by putting it into your PC, visit our site, you know the drill by now..

A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind. However, since this disc is just made of blowjobs and facials, the ratings don't compare directly to a standard fucking scene.

Much like the Cum Glazed line from sister company Red Light District, the Sperm Splattered series is a "blowbang" disc, or mini- bukkake if you prefer. I haven't seen anything from Juan Cuba before, but this sort of disc isn't exactly rocket surgery to put together.

Scene 1:
Courtney Simpson, Chloe Morgan, 4 guys that include Brandon Iron..

The setup is that Coutney's parents are out of town, and the girls invite Juan over to watch them suck some cocks. As friends do. So much for story. Anyway, Courtney is a pretty blonde, and Chloe is a pretty and new brunette (according to the BTS). Both have natural bodies. After the "let me see your butt" bit, the girls enter a lounge room, refuse the guy's suggestion that they give them a little dance (I guess that would have been too hard to do) and go to work on the beef snorkels. The girls suck on 2 guys at a time for a bit, and the guys reciprocate, with Brandon wanting to 60 with Chloe as Chloe shoots a confused "what do I do?" look at the camera and Juan before allowing Brandon to eat her out. Courtney also gets eaten out while sucking various penii. Anyway, the girls suck a lot of cock, the girls briefly kiss, then the guys splatter their faces.

Not bad as this kind of thing goes. Juan talked too much during the scene, directing the action (even though he was a "character") but it was still pretty good as these things go, with no cock-choking or the like.
7/10

Scene 2:
Jasmine Tame, Brandon Iron, 3 other guys.

Wow, Jasmine is gorgeous! She's a very cute blonde with a bit of baby fat on her face and a pair of big augmented chesticles. She's wearing a blue fishnet-mesh top and matching knee-stockings, and black panties. They start off with the usual chatter, Juan touches her pussy and ass, some lame dirty-talk, all the usual stuff. Then 2 naked faceless guys turn up to save us (one turns out to be Brandon, again). Jasmine sucks cock pretty sexily and deepthroats the guys without sounding like she's imitating a seal. Soon they move to a room with 2 other guys in it, and I think all four guys may well be the same ones as were in the last scene. At one point she lays upside down on the couch with her head overhanging so the guys can piledrive her throat (I saw this in one of Brandon's Bakers Dozen discs.) Jasmine gets her pussy and ass eaten by the guys over the course of the scene, which of course ends in the usual way. Three of the loads are huge, while the fourth guy can barely get anything out but manages to leave an exceedingly thick dollop on the end of her nose.

The only negative was that I really wanted to see the guys fuck Jasmine while she was sucking the others' cocks. Good times! Good times!
9/10

Scene 3:
Velicity Von, Brandon Iron, 2 of the other guys.

The last time I believe I saw Velicity was in Cum Glazed 4 where she put forth a good quality scene. For those who don't know her Velicity is a pretty blonde with large breasts and an armband tattoo on her left bicep and tailbone tatt. The setup this time is that cameraguy (Juan) arrives home to find Velicity sucking Brandon's cock in the lounge room, with the excuse that "he just stopped by". Juan is such a softcock that he's only mildly annoyed, and when Velicity tells him that Brandon brought some friends his comeback is "oh, well, can I watch?" Fair enough, given that this is plotless porn, I suppose, but still weak sauce.

Brandon has her to himself for awhile, with some deepthroat, some tit-fucking and much sucking, till Velicity crawls into the next room where two of the usual suspects wit on the couch, waiting. She sucks all three of them now, of course. There's a bitof pussy and ass- eating, and the couch piledriver again, some toe-sucking courtesy of Brandon. Velicity sits on each guy's face in turn getting her pussy and ass eatch out by all three of them, while providing some 69 as she goes around. Finally the scene ends, as all things, must, with 3 facials. Lucky the first guy came fully loaded, because the second two seemed to shoot dust. Still pretty good as these things go.
7.5/10

Scene 4:
Sasha Knox, 4 faceless guys.

It's time for our covergirl! No chatter or setup this time, she's there on camera and seconds later has 2 cocks in her face to suck. Make that three cocks. Or four. Unfortunately Sashe seems to have been trained as a seal, because that's what she sounds like as she sucks the guys' cocks and gets facefucked. Not sexy at all unfortunately, listening to a girl choke. She gets cock-choked and throat- fucked on her knees and on her back. Eventually the guys come on her face, with four pretty hefty facials combining to make her really Cum Glazed.. err Sperm Splattered.

I don't like the whole cock-choking, throat-fucking thing, so the scene for me was a bit crap to watch. If you just want to watch the facials however you're treated to a pretty girl taking a lot of semen in the face, so the scene is at least enjoyable on that basis. Still not as good as the others though.
6/10

Scene 5:
Haley Scott, 4 faceless Black and Latino guys.

Haley has long dark blonde hair and a natural looking body. She's dressed on a transparent black frilly skirt, dark stockings with little hearts on them and a black bra with red trim and white dots on it. She has heavy purple eyeshadow and red rouge on her cheeks and red lips, and holds a teddy-bear. She seems to be going for the little-girl-teenage-slut look. She's sad, apparently, because it's Valentine's Day and she didn't get any chocolates. What was that about storyline in porn again? Or acting? Anyway, the important thing is that Haley will be dropping the cutesy-pie act in about 2 minutes I imagine. Juan talks too much and goes through the whole let me see your ass crap, and promises Haley some chocolate.

Oh, now I get the setup. The "chocolate" is provided by two faceless black guys who walk into shot so she can suck their dicks. She deepthroats one of the guys and two other guys join in, one who looks Hispanic and one who may be part Black/Hispanic. She sucks on some Chocolate Salty Balls (put 'em in your mouth!), licks some asshole and soon is laying backwards on the couch for oral piledriver and more ball and asshole sucking and licking. The guys finger her a bit but don't go down. The sloppy BJ that Haley gives makes her look like one guy has already come before they get started. Although none of the guys individually supply monster loads, the combined effect is, well, predictable enough as Haley's face is plastered with semen. Decent scene overall.
7/10

This was a decent release, though compared to RLD's Cum Glazed series, each of which contains 7 scenes to this one's 5 it does seem a little disappointing as a comparison. Overall though, this was a pretty good DVD in it's genre and I hope to catch some more in the future. Hopefully whoever directs them will increase the number of scenes to a par with CG, which seems a reasonable request considering there's no actual fucking in the scenes..

8/10