Sperm Splattered 2 Review

Okay, let's first up get to the most important thing: DO NOT BUY THIS DVD!!

Why? Well, let's just call it a pretty severe authoring problem. The picture on the entire feature is in a 16:9 ratio. What this means is that the picture is in a kind of "false widescreen" where the image is literally squashed down in the top and bottom of the screen. The result is a severely distorted picture, where all the action is stretched across the screen. Nope, it's not a problem with my player, since I tried it on 3 seperate players, and the Title screen and BTS are in the normal ratio, but put on the feature and it's all messed up.

Now I did scan through the actual content, and the girls all looked pretty, and the facials all looked big and goopy, but the damn thing is unwatchable. I suppose you could mess around with the settings on your DVD player to adjust it before watching this title, and then change it back afterwards, or if you wanted to watch the extras or BTS (which are in a correct 4:3 format), but it's just one of an endless stream of porn discs, so why bother? Get Vol 1 of this series, or an edition of RLD's Cum Glazed or many other titles and you get the same thing without worrying about messing around with your DVD player settings before and after.

In closing, just don't buy this. Unless this title gets remastered, and as this is a churned out PXP product I can't see that ever happening, it's faulty, it's broken, it's simply a waste of time. An unforgivably poor QA job on PXP's part here to not pick this up before sending it out.