Only In Your Dreams Review

Dir: Danny Case.

Extras:
Behind the Scenes: They goof around on the set's kitchen with Roxy DeVille. The audio on the BTS is really poor so I really can't understand what's going on anyway. The make-up artist wears some giant shoes. We see the kind of sex toys Roxy keeps in her war chest. We see some still of Shy Love on Danny's digital still camera, Rebeca messes around in her schoolgirl costume, and it ends. Solo Scenes: About 2 minutes of tease and gyration from each girl while wearing their costumes and taking just a little bit off. A lot of boobs are shown but only Brooke Haven really gets dirty..
Toys: Shy Love and Roxy DeVille take 5 minutes each to show us their love of quality pyrex.
Cumshot Loop: Cumshot recaps for each scene, basically.
Photo Gallery: A series of stills in "autorun" form. Good quality hardcore images.
Trailers: One long video segment featuring trailers for: Big Loves, Cum to Momma, Filthy 2, Head Case 2, Real Racks 3.
Audio Setup: Can't forget the now-standard 3D/ZT Spanish audio track!

A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind when reading the overall DVD and scene ratings.

Third Degree tends to make some good quality porn with high technical values. This one is no exception, and the feature is presented in 16:9, this will make those of you who have widescreen TVs smile. And yeah, sorry. I'm not good with male performer names. Add performer credits in the scene select menu, Danny!

Only In Your Dreams is a piece of costume-themed porn. Essentially the girls wear the stripper-variety fantasy outfits or uniforms of a Policewoman, French Maid, Nurse, Schoolgirl and um, a generic black PVC dress. All scenes are 1-on-1 m/f. 3 scenes out of five feature anal. No condoms.

Scene 1:
Audrey Bitoni, Guy.
Facial.

Audrey Bitoni has long straight black hair, a very pretty face and large implants. She's our cover girl for this title, and is wearing the policewoman's outfit that you can see on the boxcover. She also has aviator mirrorshades on as well, to complete the look. In an interesting use of handcuffs, she is wearing one cuff on her wrist while the other is around the guy's dick. She gives him a bit of a handjob and rubs his cock against her panties before walking him over to the couch, losing the shades and hat, and blowing him before changing to 69, then cowgirl without the cop outfit. Blowjob with a brief deepthroat and then reverse cowgirl, which shows off Audrey's fantastic body and totally shaved pussy very well. More oral and deepthroat, then missionary.

The guy puts on the police hat and straddles Audrey's face briefly before moving to doggystyle. He eats her ass a little, then goes back to the fucking. Spoon is next, she blows him again, then they fuck in a kind of sideways missionary, or face-to-face spoon. It's not often I see a position I haven't seen in porn before, and even less common that it's not some kind of circus position. Finally, the scene ends with the guy jerking his load onto Audrey's face, getting a little of it on her chin and mouth, and a lot of it on the floor.

Very much a nitpick, but I'd have liked a slightly better cop outfit that Audrey could have still worn a part of while she was fucking, since she kept her bra on for a good amount of time. Basically, I liked this scene a lot. Just nice looking, well shot sex with a sexy woman.
8.5/10

Scene 2:
Roxy DeVille, Guy.
Facial.

Roxy is an attractive brunette with longish hair and natural breasts. She has a pierced navel and clit hood, large inner-wrist tattoo, and has plugs in her earlobes (which are not my thing at all). She wears a black PVC dress with full arms and a zipper down the front. To start with, though, she's showering while the guy lies on their expensive bed, arms folded behind his head, looking like he's waiting. She comes in and berates him, then we cut them in a different room and her in the PVC dress and a cat 'o' nine tails which she playfully whips herself with, opens up the dress, and then fucks herself with the dildo, which doubled as the cat 'o' nine tails' handle. It's all very sexy till she crawls across the floor and pulls her hair back, revealing those plugs which just bounce me right out of the sexy, at least till her hair falls down again.

Roxy gives the guy a great-looking blowjob-and-wank combo, then squats on his face so he can eat her out before climbing on top for a 69. Missionary on the couch is next, then some pussy to mouth before we go to doggystyle. Next she blows him again, and while her face is very pretty, we can see those distracting plugs again when he holds her hair up. Looks like she may have used to have one of those upper-lip beauty-spot piercings as well. An extended bout of cowgirl is next, then she climbs off and blows him, bands over so he can return the favour, then sits down for some reverse cowgirl. Finally there is some sideways cowgirl, which again falls into positions I don't think I've seen before that don't look like circus acts, and then he jerks a thin load onto her face and mouth.

Well, what can I say? Despite Roxy's distracting plugs, she is very attractive and the scene was otherwise quite good.
8/10

Scene 3:
Brooke Haven, Guy.
Cumshot on breasts.

Brooke is a blonde with nice looking, though clearly fake breasts. She also has a left armband tattoo, a tailbone tattoo and a tattoo just above her crotch on her right side, as well as an anklet tattoo on her left side. The scene starts with a bit of a mostly-naked tease from her, left over or extended from the solo scene earlier, and in the same green-painted corridor. We then cut to her wearing a skimpy two-piece satin French Maid's outfit and looking very sexy in it while a scrawny-looking guy with a big dick sits on a couch and jerks off. She goes over to him, her top disappears in .04 of a second, and she proceeds to blow him. The fucking proceeds through reverse cowgirl, spoon, doggy, sideways, cowgirl, 2 versions of missionary, then a jerk-to-facial, where the guy drops a decent load onto her face and chin.

A decent enough scene by all means, it just lacks the intangible something extra that both the previous scenes had.
6.5/10

Scene 4:
Shy Love, Guy.
Anal, Facial.

Shy Love is a gorgeous woman of Italian/Puerto Rican background who radiates a tall and powerful sexuality. She always somehow seems to come across as though she is 6'2" tall, despite being only 5'5". Shy has a killer tanned and toned body, large implants that aren't too big for her frame, and long brown hair. If you're a fan of Shy's, you'll notice that she now wears a short-cut fringe in her hair, and she somehow seems to be channelling Raquel Darrian in her appearance here. She is wearing a white Nurse's outfit, with a red bra and g-string underneath that have rhinestones or something similarly sparkly on them. Red patent cuffs and heels complete the outfit.

Shy enters the room with the nurse's coat already undone and the front of her g-string pulled down to reveal some bush. She reclines on a couch and the hat comes off, and then just as quickly the coat comes off. So much for the whole costume theme... She pulls out a large jelly dildo/butt plug and her panties come off so she can fuck herself in the bent-over doggy position. Quickly enough again, the toy is discarded as a guy comes into the shot and Shy begins blowing and deepthroating him, unfortunately throwing in some of the shitty gagging noises that are too common these days. She's soon on the couch, being fucked in the spoon position which shifts to the sideways or "t-bone" position. Transitional blowjob, then extended cowgirl, transitional BJ again and then reverse anal cowgirl, also marking the first anal on this disc. Shy folds her legs up and fingers her pussy in this position for awhile, which really showcases her big round butt beautifully.

Doggy anal is next, which again shows off Shy's butt and also her pussy very nicely. After a lot of fucking, there's a brief gape, then more doggystyle buttfucking. Another gape, then spoon anal, and finally Shy uses both hands to jerk the guy off till he's about to blow, when he takes over and shoots his entire load into her mouth, which she dribbles down her chin

Another good quality scene. As with Audrey, we have a hot woman, an unobtrusive guy, and well shot sex, with all the technical aspects working well.

8/10

Scene 5:
Rebeca Linares, Guy.
Anal, Facial.

Rebeca is a Spaniard with long dark hair who has a lithe natural body and has shown an ability to produce some incredibly hot and passionate scenes. She is dressed in a schoolgirl outfit - a short skirt and a tiny blue top, tied up at her breasts. She also wears long white stockings, pink panties and pink heels.

We start with some under-the-skirt shots, though the skirt is so short that you could get the same effect sitting on a low chair. Rebeca teases the camera while flashing that sweet smile and taking off the top so she can play with her breasts. Next she flashes her panties at us, before pulling them aside, pulling her pussy lips open, and beginning to rub and finger herself. The solo masturbation actually goes for quite awhile before Rebeca crawls across the couch to begin sucking the cock of a naked guy who I guess she keeps around for just that purpose. During her sexy blowjob he also fingers Rebeca a little and she tit-fucks him a little.

After that they move to the couch for some missionary action. She blows him as they transition to cowgirl. They take a brief break for her to finally remove her panties. Spoon anal, doggy anal. Unfortunately, while Rebeca is very sexy physically, she is also a squealer, and she's not a very good actress, as she spends much of the time staring into the camera while making noises that sound more like a 12-year old girl on a rollercoaster. Anyway, doggy anal is next and then the scene climaxes with the usual facial popshot with Rebeca on her knees.

Unfortunately, Rebeca spent much of the scene squealing and making absolutely stupid sounding fake-sex noises. This scene is definitely mute button material. She's very cute, but was also quite fake in this scene. Disappointing.
6.5/10

As I've noted with other discs I've reviewed, including 3rd Degree ones, it would really be nice if the producers would bother to ID the guys in the scenes as well as the women. It doesn't have to be in huge letters or in the way, but somewhere reasonable.

The scene select areas for each girl were very well done, with listed acts for each sub-chapter so you could skip right to the [insert act here] if you choose to. Technically, the footage was great. Well-lit, good camera angles made to make the most of the girls while minimising leering guy face shots and the stereotypical exploding-eyeball about-to-come cutaway of the guy's faces. No problems there whatsoever.

Chris Streams' formula for porn appears to be to use lesser-seen but not unnatural-looking positions frequently, and also to get the performers to briefly give one another a bit of oral between scene transitions (or in the case of anal, gapes instead of oral). It actually works pretty well, especially compared to the usual porn formula of oral at the start, followed by 5 minutes of incessant pumping in each different position. There was still very little pussy eating compared to cocksucking, but I'll let this pass. The downside is that the costumes really disappear too quickly in Audrey, Brooke and Shy's scenes, and the Policewoman, Nurse and French Maid are the three most iconic "sexy uniforms" in this disc (and maybe of all "sexy uniforms").

Overall though, a pretty good disc, and well worth the purchase if you like a few of these girls.
7/10