Rieekan's Movie Reviews (51 - page 2)
Release date: 10/16/2000
Reviewed on: 3/15/2002
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: John Decker, Alexandra Silk, Roxanne Hall, Tony Tedeschi, Rebecca Lord, Heaven Leigh, Pandora, Nicole London, Nikki Lee, Michael Hurt, Victoria Hill
Directed by: Thomas Paine
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Thomas Paine. * DURATION: »85mins. * STARRING: Heaven Leigh, Nikki Lee, Nicole London, Roxanne Hall & Rebecca Lord. Rebecca in Paris: Postcards from France is a mild couples feature from Adam & Eve. Im not very familiar with Rebecca Lord and after watching this movie, I dont see any incentive to want to be. The plot isnt bad and theres some nice scenery in Paris, but the sex is very plain and cold, and there just arent any compelling reasons for couples to buy or even rent this film. Though the extras were poor, the A/V quality was good with a nice sharp picture. Heres what Houston had to say. Rebecca Lord gets things rolling with John Decker. Rebecca is a brunette with a nice body but a below average face. She also a lot of big black moles on her body (particularly on her back) and is a little thin for my taste. She goes down on Decker then climbs onto him for RC and a few other positions. Not hot and the R-rated ending focused on Decker straining, with the pop not shown at all. He goes back for another round or does he? In fact he doesnt.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 3/14/2002
Studio: Heatwave
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Brandon Iron, Brian Surewood, Annabel Chong, Tyce Bune, J.J. Michaels, Jay Ashley, Gwen Summers, John West, Mazzi, Delta, Mark Wood, Pat Myrna, Johnny Trust
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Jim Powers. * DURATION: »85mins. * STARRING: Allysin Chaynes, Annabel Chong, Delia, Gwen Summers & Mazzy Page. Kelly the Coed has occupied the #1 spot on a few DVD retailers top 10 lists for a very long time. This teen-theme classic stars the perennial teen-queen Allysin Chaynes (less teeny these days with a big pair of plants) and one of my personal favourites, Gwen Summers, in addition to two less well-known cuties, Delia and Mazzy Page. Unfortunately, Annabel Chong worked her way into the movie too ... but these things happen. The teen theme works well with the four young girls and their nice natural bodies. The plot is pretty stupid it has some amusing moments but is entirely skippable. Ive disliked most of Jim Powers work but this movie seems more coherent than his others and the sex was OK. While great for Powers and decent by normal comparison, there could have been a lot more done with the cast (especially Gwen). Once you fast-forward past the long annoying ad at the start, there's a good range of extras.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 3/14/2002
Studio: Vivid Wave
Starring: Peter North, Racquel Darrian, Ona Zee, Kym Wilde, Steve Strong, Derek Lane
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Gloria Leonard. * DURATION: »65mins. * STARRING: Kym Wilde, Ona Zee & Racquel Darrian. Two Hearts is a very soft, couples-oriented flick from Vivid Wave, starring Ona Zee and a young Racquel Darrian. Its a fairly standard set-up with Ona and Racquel sharing the spotlight equally. The plot was typically corny and poorly acted, sub-par even for a Vivid film, but it was light and inoffensive and Im not going to be unnecessarily harsh in this review. One warning though I clocked this DVD in at a very lean 67 minutes and I believe the VHS version is closer to 86! The big 90s hairdos aside, the women in the cast were attractive with nice bodies ranging from Onas firm voluptuousness to Racquels lean lines, and Kym Wildes natural appeal somewhere in the middle. Another thing to note is that the sex is filmed for couples and is fairly light, with a lot of R-rated shots and some missing pops. I think that actually worked to the movies advantage given the market it's aimed at. The direction was decent and the A/V quality was surprisingly good for such an old feature.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 3/8/2002
Studio: Erotica 2000
Starring: Patricia Kennedy, Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Tony Tedeschi, Jon Dough, Elizabeth, Deja, Brittany O'Connell, Lacy Rose, Brandi Wine
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Various. * DURATION: »75mins. * STARRING: Unattractive women, some with red hair. No idea about names. Redheads Do It Better apparently. With no cast list and great advertisements like These red hair babes slam it harder and Red hot that will make cum (sounds like a curry recipe), how can you doubt the title of this DVD? Anyhow, lets keep this review short and simple. This was a giveaway DVD, ostensibly containing hot scenes with hot redheads. Personally, Ive always had a thing for redheads but theres little in porn to satisfy this craving (Gwen Summers pretty much not that thats a bad thing). Ive reviewed some bad porn lately but this is a ridiculously tepid offering that stands out, even amongst the Vivid movies. Its come to my attention lately that Ive been giving some ridiculously low scores of late. All I can say is that these movies honestly deserve these scores and arent worth any money. The men and women in this movie were repellent, the sex was unpleasant to watch and there were absolutely no extras. Not even a time code.
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Release date: 10/23/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2002
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Peter North, April, Misty, Erik Everhard, Isabella, Sophie Evans, Nichole, Craven Moorehead, Toni Ribas
Directed by: Peter North
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Peter North * DURATION: »75mins. * STARRING: April Flowers, Isabella Camille, Kelsey Hart, Misty, Nichole, Sophie Evans & Tera Patrick. An all-sex feature with minimal set-up, directed by, produced by and starring the Loadmaster, Peter North. First up, I feel I should announce that Tera Patrick does NOT have sex with Peter North and most certainly does NOT take a Peter North facial. End of review ... (just kidding). The direction and the sex were pretty good, competently-handled, although the scene set-ups were disappointing and could have been a lot better. Pete turns in good performances as well and there was a fair amount of heat in his scenes. The other scenes, particularly the girl/girl with Isabella and Nichole, and the final scene with Sophie and Tony, were lacking. Overall, a decent if inconsistent offering. Absolutely gorgeous Tera Patrick appears in an aqua bikini and straightaway gets it on with Eric Everhard by the pool. Tera is a half-English half-Thai goddess with natural huge boobs and a beautiful face.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2002
Studio: Vivid Wave
Starring: Jill Kelly, Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Bobby Vitale, Alex Sanders, Tony Tedeschi, Vince Vouyer, Chasey Lain, Tracy Love, Kitty Monroe, Kirsty Waay
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Paul Thomas. * DURATION: »85mins. * STARRING: Chasey Lain, Jill Kelly, Kitty Monroe, Kirsty Waay, Toni & Tracy Love. Great, another Paul Thomas-directed Vivid feature, this one starring is-she-even-awake Chasey Lain. Time to get out the ol red pen. I wont bother to comment on the plot it didnt interest me in the slightest. However, if you would like a comprehensive overview of Nymph, you should listen to Reason. I cant tell if this movie was cut and I dont really care. Plot was long and boring, women were good looking and boring, sex was cold and boring, and so on and so forth. The music wasnt too bad (at least it was quiet) but the soft filming filter was annoying and the A/V quality seemed rather poor. Didnt like it. Wouldnt recommend it. Somehow suspect it wont be the last Vivid movie I review ... Its a strange world. Chasey Lain and Bobby Vitale share a steam-less shower. Chasey is a beautiful brunette with long hair, a great body and nice hefty implants. Unfortunately, she has all the on-screen presence of roadkill.
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Release date: 10/9/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2002
Studio: Vivid
Starring: Ian Daniels, Julian, Genevieve, Mike Foster, Taylor Hayes, Frank Gun, Fernanda, Kate More, Alberto Rey, Leslie Taylor, Frank Major, Daniella, Aletta, Kallinger Hurst, Judyh, Kathlin Zombor, Jean-Michel Kossa
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Paul Thomas. * DURATION: »90mins. * STARRING: Aletta, Daniella, Fernanda, Genevieve, Judyh, Kate Moore, Kathlin Zombor & Taylor Hayes. Jekyll & Hyde is a Vivid feature classic starring Taylor Hayes, Julian and a lot of European women. Like many classics, this film falls completely flat on its face. Its difficult for me to express my disappointment, but Ill try anyway. Of the female cast, the only name I knew (and the only reason I bought this DVD) was Taylor Hayes. Still, it was Vivid so I should have known better should have known far better. Sigh. First up, the plot. Jekyll & Hyde has been lauded for its story. Personally, I found the story uninteresting, even off-putting, and it unquestionably interfered with the sex. Not only that, but there were virtually two stories going on at once, independent of each other. Taylor and Julian had a plotline that was semi-interesting while the European (Hungarian?) cast were totally involved in their own non-English drama. Clearly, a lot was put into production values and Taylor and Julians acting were good.
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Release date: 12/22/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2002
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Erik Everhard, Nacho Vidal, Tavalia Griffin, Amanda Rain, Kevin Long, Dillion Day, Voodoo, Mesha, Skylar Knight, Patrice MacKenzie
Directed by: Scott Taylor
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Scott Taylor. * DURATION: »80mins. * STARRING: Amanda Rain, Mesha, Patrice McKenzie, Skylar Knight & Tavalia Griffin. Naughty College School Girls 6 is a straight sex compilation of five unrelated scenes. It delivers young girls, no implants and no condoms. All of the girls were new to me and were passably attractive. Direction was decent some good close-ups and overall, NCSG 6 is an average (or thereabouts) all-sex flick with natural young girls. Look out! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, its astroknight! And theres his sidekick, Endo! Other funky reviews of this title proudly brought to you by AdultDVDTalk. We get started with 19-year-old Skylar Knight, a brunette cutie with a bald pussy who shows off a little before getting down with VooDoo Child. VooDoo licks and fingers her vigorously before she lovingly goes to work on his stiffening member fantastic oral from Skylar. VooDoo in thrust mode is particularly annoying, but theres some good (sadly brief) moments of Skylar controlling the action from RCA.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/16/2002
Studio: Vivid
Starring: Tricia Devereaux, Dyanna Lauren, Steven St. Croix, Missy, Melissa Hill, Tony Tedeschi, Stephanie Swift, Jon Dough, Mickey G.
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Paul Thomas. * DURATION: See below. * STARRING: Dyanna Lauren, Melissa Hill, Missy, Stephanie Swift & Tricia Devereaux. Bad Wives is a Vivid feature with an impressive cast, and is also considered a porn classic. Unfortunately, like most classics its not everything its cracked up to be. Disenchanted with their mundane lives, housewives Dyanna and Melissa try something different, but not everything goes to plan thanks to supermarket wild-child Steven St. Croix ... It seemed fairly run-of-the-mill to me more elaborate, well-filmed and well-acted than a normal porn film, but nothing spectacular. In particular, a number of non-sex parts dragged out and I thought the ending was a disappointment (but I wont spoil it). The sex itself was pretty good for Vivid, and there was quite a lot of it; the cast was good too. I thought Id point out andyblakes review, for his warning about the excessive cutting of the movie. I havent seen the VHS version so I cant comment on whats been lost from the original movie, but this might explain why I wasnt tremendously impressed. Something to be aware of at any rate. Overall, I found Bad Wives a fairly mundane feature.
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Release date: 9/10/2001
Reviewed on: 2/15/2002
Studio: Digital Playground
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Brandon Iron, Kyle Stone, Alec Metro, Mark Davis, Julie Meadows, Chloe, Dee [II] (classic female), Nakita Kash, Mr. Marcus, Tabitha Stevens, Jon Dough, Crystal, Chennin Blanc, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Cheyne Collins, Kristi, Kristy, Darling
Directed by: Michael Zamboni
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Professor Mike. * DURATION: »100mins. * STARRING: Alexandra Silk, Chenin Blanc, Chloe, Crystal, Darling LeCompte, Dee, Julie Meadows, Kristy, Lola, Nakita Kash & Tabitha Stevens. Fuck Em All 2 is the second in a series of all-sex movies showcasing Tabitha Stevens. The third instalment has recently been released and given the quality of this title, Im definitely interested. Tabitha introduces each of the scenes by explaining how she received a letter from one of her fans and was going to fulfil their fantasy. Though theres no real plot to speak of, its always fun to see porn stars at ease, casually joking and having fun with each other. Overall, both the men and women were good-looking. Obviously, I bought the DVD mainly for Tabitha and I wasnt disappointed on that score she looks hot in this movie and there werent any problems with her implants, though the high cheekbones came out a few times. The sex was pretty light, even though there was anal in the second scene and Tabitha has a DP in the last scene.
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Release date: 8/29/2000
Reviewed on: 2/13/2002
Studio: Vivid Wave
Starring: Solveig, Heather Hunter, Mr. Marcus, Vanessa, Monique, Julian St. Jox, Byron Long, Guy DiSilva, Anna Amore, Devlin Weed, Janet Jacme
Directed by: Toni English
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Toni English * DURATION: »75mins * STARRING: Anna Amore, Heather Hunter, Janet Jacme, Kitten, Monique & Solveig. Miss Judge is an ultra cheap-and-nasty Vivid Wave feature with a black cast headlined by the sexy Heather Hunter. Heathers the only thing going for this movie and is definitely misused here. As for the plot, well Judge Judys got nothing to worry about. The story is so stupid I dont want to talk about it and the execution was so cheesy ... so cheesy ... theres a mice joke in there somewhere, but after watching Miss Judge Im not in a joking mood. Check out reviewers review too he may, however, have watched too much porn, because he gave the plot 2 stars. Otherwise, the A/V quality was decent and the extras are the same old Wave trash that Im very sick of by now. Overall, given my experience with Vivid Wave I cant say Im really disappointed or surprised by Miss Judge. I didnt expect much and I didnt get much. Just as long as you dont pay much! SCENE 1: Anna Amore & Guy DeSilva. Guy and Anna are two really unattractive porn stars.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/20/2001
Studio: Vivid Wave
Starring: Asia Carrera, Michael J. Cox, Ian Daniels, T.T. Boy, Steven St. Croix, Christy Canyon, Shelby Stevens, Jenteal, Tony Tedeschi, Christa Rain, Dallas (ambiguous)
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Paul Thomas. * DURATION: »90mins. * STARRING: Asia Carrera, Christa Rain, Christy Canyon, Dallas, Jenteal & Shelby Stevens. OVERALL: A fun movie for Christy Canyons 90s comeback. The story is light but entertaining though, as always, Vivid sex leaves a fair bit to be desired particularly as Christy doesnt seem too enthusiastic with men. A decent film overall with some funny moments and some erotic moments, especially in the scene with Christy and Jenteal. FEMALE LOOKS: I got started in porn after Christy retired, so I dont know how she looked at her peak. Here her face is a little gaunt but she is still attractive with a natural appeal, though the famous massive (natural) breasts are starting to sag. The girls in the first three scenes Christa, Dallas and Shelby are average, and Ive never thought highly of Asias looks. Jenteal however looks gorgeous and suitably innocent for her first girl-girl scene. MALE LOOKS: About average with Ian Daniels, Michael J. Cox, Steve St. Croix, Tony Tedeschi and TT Boy.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/17/2001
Studio: Vivid Wave
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Celeste, Anna Malle, Joey Silvera, Nina Hartley, Marc Wallice, Nicole Lace, Nancy Vee
Directed by: Toni English
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Toni English. * DURATION: »85mins. * STARRING: Anna Malle, Celeste, Nancy Vee, Nikole Lace & Nina Hartley. OVERALL: I really wanted to like this movie it seems so hard to find a decent Celeste film (the sexy covers tend to be misleading). Sadly, the plot is barely enough to keep viewers awake and the sex is Vivid through and through; I shouldnt have expected anything else but I took a gamble. Might be remotely of interest to couples. If anyone has recommendations for a good Celeste film please e-mail me. FEMALE LOOKS: The women sport early 90s hairstyles but were quite good-looking, particularly Celeste (as always). The other brunettes were good too Anna in a sexy business suit, Nancy in a red leather get-up and Nikole in lingerie. Nina however brought things down a notch. MALE LOOKS: The usual mix a guy with annoying long hair (Marc Wallice), a pensioner (Joey Silvera), a guy who could be good-looking but just looks weird (Woody Long) and Steven St.
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Release date: 7/5/2001
Reviewed on: 10/5/2001
Studio: Zane
Starring: Ian Daniels, Kaitlyn Ashley, Steve Hatcher, Dave Hardman, Missy, Alex Sanders, Christi Lake, Earl Slate, Mr. Marcus, Julian St. Jox, Maren Beautte, Erik Everhard, Tony Eveready, Guy DiSilva, Amber Michaels, Peach, Tera Patrick, Dayton Rains, Lee, Nancy Vee, Anastasia Blue, Bridgette Kerkove, Charlie Angel, Shelbee Myne, Harley Rayne, Gabriella Gotti
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Various. * DURATION: >120mins (no time code!) * FEMMES: [FF204] Anastasia Blue, Bridgette Kerkove, Christi Lake, Dayton Rains, Lee, Maren Beaute, Nancy Vee, Peach & Shelbee Myne. [FF205] Amber Michaels, Bridgette Kerkove, Charlie Angel, Christy Lake, Gabriella Gotti, Harley Rains, Kaitlyn Ashley, Missy & Tera Patrick. WELCOME to Rieekan Review #14 Filthy Fuckers 204-205. The search for a decent raincoater goes on. I do like plot porn (the brain is definitely the most erotic organ) but if the story is going to be pretentious or poorly done, its best not to bother at all. This double feature was free after some teething troubles with fivestardvd; the problem was resolved with great mention-worthy customer service. I looked forward to seeing Bridgette Kerkove, Kaitlyn Ashley, Nancy Vee, Shelbee Myne and Tera Patrick in action, but unsurprisingly the second half of the DVD (Filthy Fuckers 205) wouldnt play on my computer.
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Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 10/5/2001
Studio: Zane
Starring: Sindee Coxx, Steve Hatcher, Harley Raine, Dave Hardman, Chris Cannon, Monique DeMoan, Pat Myne, Max Hardcore, Sabrina, Eve, Jack Hammer, Madison, Anastasia, Julian St. Jox, Chocolate, Amber Michaels, Mariah, Sally Layd, Ginger Paige, Lee, Vivian Valentine, Kokoa, Charlie Angel, Nikki Arizona, Anne Howe, Vanilla Simms
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Various. * DURATION: »205mins. * FEMMES: [FF200] Amber Michaels, Anastasia, Anne Howe, Ginger Page, Harley Raine, Lee, Madison, Mariah & Vivian Valentine. [FF201] Charlie Angel, Chocolate, Eve, Kokoa, Monique DeMoan, Nikki Arizona, Sabrina, Sally Layd, Sindee Coxx & Vanilla Simms. WELCOME to Rieekan Review #13 Filthy Fuckers 200-201. The search for a decent raincoater goes on. I do like plot porn (the brain is definitely the most erotic organ) but if the story is going to be pretentious or poorly done, its best not to bother at all. This double feature was free after some teething troubles with fivestardvd; the problem was resolved with great mention-worthy customer service. I havent had any past experience with Zane Entertainment or the Filthy Fuckers compilation series, and its reviews were very mixed. The cast list was impressive and the thought of getting two DVDs in one appealing, but the choice was a gamble.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/28/2001
Studio: Vivid Wave
Starring: Tom Byron, Felecia, Alex Sanders, Ashlyn Gere, Anna Malle, Jenna Jameson, Dallas (ambiguous)
Directed by: Layne Parker
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Layne Parker (1995) * DURATION: »75mins * FEMMES: Anna Malle, Ashlyn Gere, Dallas, Felecia & Jenna Jameson. WELCOME to Rieekan Review #12 Photoplay (also known as Camera Shy). This is actually a VCD version, recorded from the DVD. Jenna is an impressive performer and the only movie I have of hers is Wicked Weapon, so I was interested to see her again. Shes quite young- looking here too in a good way mind, not disturbingly young. For a Vivid flick, I found the movie unusually light on plot - and I did sit through the whole thing. Jenna plays a photographer cleaned out, figuratively-speaking, by her cheating boyfriend. She comes up with a few (well, two) ideas to sort out her situation. For some reason, I just found Photoplay too succinct. Production values were otherwise good. EXTRAS: None on this VCD but its the, errrr, plot that counts. Actually, there is a Wave website ad. NOTES: This is a VCD DVD quality should be improved plus you get extras. The movie seems edited and rather short.
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Release date: 4/13/2001
Reviewed on: 9/24/2001
Studio: Vivid Raw
Starring: Asia Carrera, Tom Byron, Sindee Coxx, Kaitlyn Ashley, Tony Tedeschi, Raylene, Katie Gold, Bionca, Tammi Ann, Jon Dough, Vixxen, Jay Ashley, Sarah Jane Hamilton, Norma Jean, T.C.
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Various * DURATION: »110mins * FEMMES: Asia Carrera, Bionca, Kaitlyn Ashley, Katie Gold, Norma Gene, Sarah Jane Hamilton, Raylene, Sindee Coxx, Tammi Ann & Vixen. WELCOME to Rieekan Review #11 Lost Angel. This is a compilation from Vivid Raw, which hasnt exactly lavished its video series with detail. In addition, this title is slightly deceptive as it is subtly portrayed as a story porn on the covers, not as a compilation. Fortunately, Vivid Raw have put some reasonable effort into this production. The decent titles, extras and high-quality transfer are all simple things that improve the overall package, and the addition of a masturbating narrator is a good idea too except that in this case its pre-pubescent Katie Gold, who gives the intermissions a disturbing child porn feel. EXTRAS: [Side A] 9 chapters, time-delay photo gallery (2:00) & bonus masturbation scene. [Side B] Manual photo gallery (3:20), 9 previews & 8 sex scenes.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/18/2001
Studio: Vivid Wave
Starring: Asia Carrera, Ian Daniels, Mark Davis, Eric Price, Tony Tedeschi, Celeste, Laura Palmer, Rocco Siffredi, Tammi Ann, Crystal Gold
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Paul Thomas (1995) * DURATION: »80mins * FEMMES: Asia Carrera, Celeste, Crystal Gold, Laura Palmer & Tammi Ann. WELCOME to Rieekan Review #10 Trouble Maker. Celeste is my reigning All-Star Queen but didnt have many sex scenes in Borderline, though the movie itself was quite good. I was hoping Trouble Maker would be a better showcase for the busty brunette and was pleased. For some less complimentary words, jump to reviewers review. Celeste plays the trouble-making Shane, who comes between newlywed Asia & Eric Price in the name of manipulative fun. Shes found dead at the start of the movie, with the obsessive Tony Tedeschi reading letters he wrote to her as he watched her wreak havoc with others lives. The plot and acting (particularly Celestes) were pretty good, as one would hope to find in a Paul Thomas movie, the only letdowns in the production values being the clothing and music. EXTRAS: [Side A] 5 chapters, 8 bios, 3 sex scenes & website preview. [Side B] 10 previews & 15 sex scenes.
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Release date: 7/14/2000
Reviewed on: 9/16/2001
Studio: Explosive
Starring: Dave Hardman, Tabitha Stevens, Farrah, Kyle Phillips
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Jesse Jim Turner (1997) * DURATION: »75mins * FEMMES: Charlie, Cortknee, Farrah, Heather Lee, Spice & Tabitha Stevens. WELCOME to Rieekan Review #9 Tabitha Is On Fire. What I wanted from this Tabitha Stevens DVD was five or six scenes (maybe one without Tabitha), some nice lesbian sex, a few facials and no pretence to a story. That very simple mix would have satisfied me. But from the moment of the misspelled Tabatha Stevens in the introductory credits, I knew I was going to get something else. This pitiful and deceptive offering from Explosive DVD knocks Tabitha a peg down my All-Star list and she must cringe to have her name associated with a production like this. Each of the four scenes begins with some rubbish about her intimate fantasies then proceeds straight to the crappy sex. EXTRAS: 4 chapters, phone sex advertisements & time-delay photo gallery (1:48).
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Release date: 1/14/2001
Reviewed on: 9/16/2001
Studio: Extreme Associates
Starring: Luciana, Dick Nasty, Claudio, Rich Handsome, Joel Lawrence, Mark Wood, Backey, Kristy Myst
Directed by: Lizzy Borden
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Lizzy Borden (2000) * DURATION: »85mins * FEMMES: Kristi Myst. WELCOME to Rieekan Review #8 A Week In The Life Of Kristi Myst. Checking around fivestardvd, the selection of Kristi Myst DVDs wasnt too comprehensive most of her few titles had been reviewed poorly too except for this one (thanks Rog!). Although a risky prospect at $23.95, Kristi and Lizzy definitely delivered the goods. The Kristi Myst of the Internet seems a separate person from the Kristi Myst on video, at least until you get past her woeful Buffy streak. This DVD is straight-up sex with Kristi in 6 scenes of hardcore fucking & sucking, minimal (but casually amusing) set-up and nothing to offend the senses, with the lamentable exception of Dick Nasty. EXTRAS: 7 chapters, bonus scene & photo gallery. The photo gallery didnt work on my computer (which isnt really surprising). The bonus scene features a reasonably attractive black girl with Dick Nasty and Joel Laurence.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/8/2001
Studio: Ultimate
Starring: John Decker, Alyssa Allure, Chloe, Ariana, Charlie, Dick Nasty, Angelica Sin, Emily, Kiss, Frank Towers, Porsch Lynn, Herschel Savage
Directed by: Rick Blaine
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Rick Blaine (1998) * DURATION: »120mins * FEMMES: Alyssa Allure, Angelica Sin, Ariana, Chloe, Emily Jewel, Kiss & Porsche Lynn. [Non-Sex] Allysin Chaynes. WELCOME to Rieekan Review #7 Tattoo. Against all sensibility, I chose Tattoo over My First Time Ever 3: Suddenly Stacy. At any rate, Ive learnt my lesson and the only thing now preventing me from making intelligent DVD choices is a lack of money. Consult also DeathIncarnates review or reviewers summary for more thoughts on the good and bad of Tattoo. Tattoo isnt all bad but its an ordinary skin flick at best. The story revolves around an attraction (I use the term lightly in relation to Ariana) whose body is covered with magical tattoos that suck her audience into their sexual fantasies. The story is passable, the set- ups are good, the acting is decent and there are some impressive special effects to boot. EXTRAS: None. Zero. Nada. NOTES: I assume the lack of a time code is why I cant jump to any point with PowerDVD a major annoyance.
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Release date: 6/19/2000
Reviewed on: 9/1/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: John Decker, Inari Vachs, Dee [II] (classic female), Anthony Crane, Fozzie, Alicia Anderson
Directed by: Victor Crimes
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Victor Crimes (1998) * DURATION: »80mins * FEMMES: Dee, Gina Ryder, Inari Vachs, Kasorn Swan & Lola. [Credited] Alicia Anderson. WELCOME to Rieekan Review #6 Stingers. My apologies for this review, it wont be as detailed as normal because along with all the other things that work so great in my life, my DVD-ROM now refuses to play Stingers. I actually wanted to review Jekyll & Hyde but though all the numerous extras play perfectly, I cant watch more than 30:49 of the movie itself. This is unsurprising given my bad karma with computers (I cant even post to the ADT forums), but it is partly my fault I insisted on the cheapest and nastiest DVD-ROM available and Samsung obliged (their site doesnt even work properly). Anyhow, I was looking for an Inari Vachs feature (which are incredibly difficult to find as she doesnt often appear in more than one scene in most movies) and Stingers had an irresistible cover.
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Release date: 3/27/2001
Reviewed on: 8/18/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Kyle Stone, Alyssa Allure, Obsession, Randee Lee, Sunny, Sledge Hammer, Idalis Hunter, Stoney Curtis
Directed by: Stoney Curtis
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Brian Cheeks Williams (1997) * DURATION: »85mins * FEMMES: Alyssa Allure, Idalis Hunter, Obsession, Randee Lee & Sunny. WELCOME to Rieekan Review #5 Cock Hounds. Cock Hounds was a free DVD from a recent fivestardvd order. I originally chose Climax Shots 4: Jacked In The Box but Evil_Rips review persuaded me to change. Cock Hounds didnt look or sound very promising but I felt the need for a raincoater and it was the next trashiest DVD. My own folly ... There is some attempt at a set-up in each of the scenes but they shouldnt have bothered at all. I was particularly unimpressed when the first scene tried to convince me that Alyssa Allure was a babe. Basically, Cock Hounds has five unrelated gonzo scenes. SCENE 1: Alyssa Allure & Sledgehammer. Alyssa is exceptionally unattractive and it boggles the mind as to why Sledgehammer and Stoney get excited when they see her. She sucks the Sledges mighty meat in his car but this isnt pretty to watch.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/25/2001
Studio: VCA
Starring: John Decker, Ian Daniels, Tom Byron, Steve Hatcher, Nico Treasures, Kylie Ireland, Mark Davis, Sharon Kane, Winona Winter, Shayla LaVeaux, Kimberly Jade, Sharon Mitchell, Nakita Kash, Julie Rage, Ron Jeremy, Alex Dane, Raylin, Veronica Hart, Nellie Pierce, Root Logins, Kevin Korey
Directed by: Jim Holliday
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Jim Holliday * PRODUCTION DATE: November 1997 * DURATION: »110mins * FEMMES: Alex Dane, Julie Rage, Kimberly Jade, Kylie Ireland, Miss Sharon Mitchell, Nikita Ca$h, Nellie Pierce, Nico Treasures, Raylin, Sharon Kane, Shayla LaVeaux, Veronica Hart & Winona Winter. WELCOME to Rieekan Review #4. I first saw Kylie Ireland in New Wave Hookers 6 and was very impressed. Although Im currently in a blonde phase, Ive always loved redheads and bemoaned their scarcity in porn. Kylies also a lusciously voluptuous woman rather than a stick figure starlet. Timeless cost AUD$39.95 (»US$20) from AdultShop as cheap as you can get in Australia (see Scipios international shopping advice). Its reviews were good to great, so I was fairly happy to cough up the dough (another great porn flick). STORY SYNOPSIS: Timeless may have a great story, but its hard to follow when you cant watch the 3rd, 4th or 5th scenes. For some reason, those chapters and some extras dont play on my DVD-ROM (although they do work on normal players).
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/8/2001
Studio: Private
Starring: Sarah, Eva, David Perry, Caroline, Rita, Andrew Youngman, Frank Gun, Keri, Yves Baillat, Zoltan, Katalyn, Bettina, Attila, Alain Deloin, Tania Russof, Vanda, Peggy Sue, Karina, Mephisto, Tibor, Lydia, Bruno SX, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Inga, Deborah, Jennifer Red, Myrka, Tamas, Frank Versace, Laslo, Jean-Michel Kossa
Directed by: Pierre Woodman
Review brief: DIRECTOR: Pierre Woodman PRODUCTION DATE: 1997 DURATION: »120min FEMMES: Bettina, Caroline, Deborah, Eva (Laura Black), Inga, Jennifer Red, Lydia, Karina, Katalyn, Keri, Myrka, Peggy Sue, Rita, Sarah, Tania Russof & Vanda. Welcome to Rieekan Review #3. Being a modest fan of retired Russian superstar Tania Russof, I decided to buy a Private DVD directed by her husband, Pierre Woodman. From Rog T. Pipe (www.rogreviews.com), I learned that Mrs. Russof appears in only one sex scene in each third of the acclaimed Pyramid and Tatiana series. Based on his reviews, I chose Tatiana 1 (which he rated 10), which somewhat excessively cost AUD$60.95 (»US$30.50) from www.AdultShop.com.au Despite Privates reputation, I still cant justify the outlay must have been one of my trademark lapses in concentra STORY SYNOPSIS: Ukraine, 1834. Tania plays the title character, a peasant girl whose family owes the Marquis 1,200 crowns.
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