Week in the Life of Kristi Myst, A Review

Reviewed by Rieekan  on  9/16/2001

* DIRECTOR: Lizzy Borden (2000)
* DURATION: »85mins
* FEMMES: Kristi Myst.


WELCOME to Rieekan Review #8 A Week In The Life Of Kristi Myst. Checking around fivestardvd, the selection of Kristi Myst DVDs wasn’t too comprehensive – most of her few titles had been reviewed poorly too – except for this one (thanks Rog!). Although a risky prospect at $23.95, Kristi and Lizzy definitely delivered the goods.

The Kristi Myst of the Internet seems a separate person from the Kristi Myst on video, at least until you get past her woeful Buffy streak. This DVD is straight-up sex with Kristi in 6 scenes of hardcore fucking & sucking, minimal (but casually amusing) set-up and nothing to offend the senses, with the lamentable exception of Dick Nasty.

EXTRAS: 7 chapters, bonus scene & photo gallery. The photo gallery didn’t work on my computer (which isn’t really surprising). The bonus scene features a reasonably attractive black girl with Dick Nasty and Joel Laurence. Although not quite as remarkable as a scene with Kristi, it was still pretty good and ended with a double facial.

NOTES: This feature was probably filmed in 2 or 3 days at most and it shows in the lack of different locations (there aren’t any), the same hairstyling and slutty makeup in every scene, and a considerable degree of anal wear & tear.

SCENE 1: Kristi Myst & Luciano.
Kristi is a gorgeous young blonde, hot and sexy from head to toe, except for an area in her thoracic region. Unfortunately, her previously beautiful breasts have been badly implanted. That aside, she’s the perfect sex kitten. She does have a few sexy outfits, such as her leather get- up in this scene, but they don’t stay on for long. After some foreplay, she goes down on Lucky Luciano quickly. Lizzy doesn’t mess around and films sensibly, not bothering with multiple angles or anything ‘creative’. There are some awesome straight top-down shots and close-ups. The superbly filmed sucking moves onto mish and Kristi makes good noise, but her implants ripple very badly like airbags. There is some annoying slapping and stupid ‘rough sex’, which starts her laughing and just looks ridiculous. Luciano pulls out of Kristy’s ass and delivers a good load in and around her mouth. A great start.

SCENE 2: Kristi Myst & Mark Wood.
After some amusing comments, Kristi starts on Mark’s wood. The good A/V quality, steady filming and sensible angles complement her gorgeous face gobbling cock but the action is all too short. They move through cowgirl, mish, doggy anal and RCA, with some more stupid-looking rough sex. An average facial caps out the scene.

SCENE 3: Kristi Myst & Backey.
Backey seems very intent on eating Kristi, an activity which neither Luciano nor Mark engaged in. However, she doesn’t seem too amused and seems more into the b.j., which again was too short and didn’t use any of the ‘never-fail’ angles. Some enthusiastic pumping on the couch leads to Backey suddenly dropping a small load on her face as she asks “What the hell? Was he supposed to do that?” The continue with his cum on her face (he tastes some unfortunately) and move into some heavy anal, finishing with reverse pile-driver, which looked pretty silly. His second shot fizzles but she gives him some post- cum head anyway.

SCENE 4: Kristi Myst & Joel Laurence.
There’s not much set-up here – once the slutty eyeliner is back on Kristi starts sucking. Joel is fairly well-hung and Kristi struggles with his meat at both ends. The blowjob is better than in the last scene and leads into some lap-riding, doggy and anal. The pumping sets her airbags going again and she struggles a bit with his package in her ass (understandable if she had to film a few scenes each day). He goes even deeper in RCA, but there was less heat and the money shot wasn’t quite proportional to his size.

SCENE 5: Kristi Myst, Luciano & Rich Handsome (?).
Rich rudely interrupts Kristi’s long double blow with some very annoying talk, but she sucks on and perhaps retributively puts both cock-heads in her mouth at the same time. With some direction from Lizzy, they move into the double-teaming, which fortunately sees the guys shut up. At one point, her skin rippled up around her implant, almost showing its exact shape and how far she’s stretched her breasts. The guys plug her effectively in DP and give her a decent double pasting that mostly ends up on her chest.

SCENE 6: Kristi Myst, Claudio & Dick Nasty.
Finally, for a ‘bonus scene’ Kristi starts sucking these two hideous beasts. The scene is a double b.j. only but that’s probably just as well – it means we barely see Claudio’s face, although we do suffer nightmarish Dick Nasty. Claudio cums a tiny bit on her chin, not bad for a grandpa. Dick couldn’t finish, unsurprising for a 90-year old. I can’t imagine why anyone would have hired these two, there are far better ways to show how extreme Kristi is.

Overall, Kristi is hot hot hot and Lizzy’s sharp direction surprises me – how is it so many ‘established’ directors still don’t know how to shoot a scene? At any rate, this is a great DVD for Kristi lovers. Some of the sex became routine but Kristi always puts on a good performance. A few small things would have given this movie top rating – a bit more variety in locations and makeup, and mixing up the action slightly.

But fortunately Lizzy realises once you’ve found the formula for success don’t take any risks! A must-have for Kristi lovers and anyone into hot hardcore sex should definitely check this out.

Rieekan

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