Trouble Maker (Vivid) Review

Reviewed by Rieekan  on  9/18/2001

* DIRECTOR: Paul Thomas (1995)
* DURATION: »80mins
* FEMMES: Asia Carrera, Celeste, Crystal Gold, Laura Palmer & Tammi Ann.

WELCOME to Rieekan Review #10 Trouble Maker. Celeste is my reigning All-Star Queen but didn’t have many sex scenes in Borderline, though the movie itself was quite good. I was hoping Trouble Maker would be a better showcase for the busty brunette and was pleased. For some less complimentary words, jump to reviewer’s review.

Celeste plays the trouble-making Shane, who comes between newlywed Asia & Eric Price in the name of manipulative fun. She’s found dead at the start of the movie, with the obsessive Tony Tedeschi reading letters he wrote to her as he watched her wreak havoc with others’ lives. The plot and acting (particularly Celeste’s) were pretty good, as one would hope to find in a Paul Thomas movie, the only letdowns in the production values being the clothing and music.

EXTRAS: [Side A] 5 chapters, 8 bios, 3 sex scenes & website preview. [Side B] 10 previews & 15 sex scenes. Comprehensive though not exactly what I’d call “hours of interactive fun”.

NOTES: Due to the age and quality of the source material the A/V quality is rather poor. The video is grainy but the sound isn’t too bad.

SCENE 1: Asia Carrera, Celeste & Eric Price.
Celeste is quick to start sucking Eric as Asia watches and masturbates. Asia has a weird haircut and doesn’t look particularly attractive; Celeste is substantially better and delivers a good b.j. The couple pleasure Celeste but the heat is smothered by their flannel clothing. Eric goes down on Asia but strangely never has sex with his wife in the whole film. Asia blows him as Celeste watches, pouring champagne on herself. He screws Celeste in a couple of positions but there wasn’t much heat – Asia has an annoying voice and distracts, leaving Celeste to carry the scene. Eric cums a little on Celeste’s face. She sucks his cock a few times and kisses Asia.

SCENE 2: Asia Carrera & Laura Palmer; Celeste & Eric Price.
Asia and Laura, an equally plain-looking blonde, get friendly on a pool table. Their ordinary looks and unremarkable performances made this vastly uninteresting. Celeste relieves the scene, looking hot and blowing Eric in a bathroom. Enthusiastic and skilled, it doesn’t take her long to suck and stroke little white tadpoles onto her beautiful breasts. Asia keeps licking Laura but even their ending kissing was tepid.

SCENE 3: Celeste & Eric Price; Laura Palmer & Ian Daniels.
Eric repays the favour, going down on Celeste as Laura does the same for Ian on the pool table. The scene with Laura was boring and lacking in any warmth (more so than her scene with Asia), even during the brief tit-fuck and poorly-filmed facial. Eric doesn’t bring Celeste to orgasm but their scene was still much better.

SCENE 4: Celeste, Mark Davis & Rocco Siffredi; Asia Carrera & Eric Price.
Celeste gets a double dose of dick while Asia & Eric watch and grope. Mark is passable but to quote a friend, Rocco looks “like someone took a shovel to the side of his head”. Fortunately, he doesn’t indulge many ‘cut-the-crap’ antics. She starts blowing Rocco as Mark briefly licks her then starts thrusting from behind. The bedsprings squeak annoyingly and the action with Eric and Asia was uninteresting. She continues sucking Rocco, then swallows Mark’s load as Rocco screws her. He shortly pulls out and cums on her face. There was a surprising lack of heat despite all the performers and again only Celeste made this scene worth watching.

SCENE 5: Asia Carrera, Celeste & Tammi Ann.
A brief set-up later leads to Asia and Celeste playing with Tammi, a natural-looking but not particularly attractive young blonde. The foreplay leads to rimming, licking, fingering and various other combinations on a stairwell (they’re irresistible apparently). Inside a room things get better despite the dildo play, there are some great shots of Celeste pleasuring herself. A good set-up leads to an average scene with a fizzled ending.

SCENE 6: Crystal Gold & Tony Tedeschi.
Only marginally more attractive than Laura Palmer, Crystal starts sucking the exceptionally ugly Tedeschi. He goes down on her then she rides him. He sucks her as he cums on her right tit. This was a cold, rather unattractive, scene.

While Trouble Maker wasn’t a bad movie, it could have been a lot better and there were some distinct problems with the A/V quality. Despite Celeste’s presence and beauty, the sex was fairly mechanical and lacked heat, and I found the supporting cast – including Asia –unattractive. The story wasn’t bad but the whole production didn’t match Borderline. Despite some good model shots of Celeste, the clothing and music brought down the sexiness.

Celeste fans should like this one but the overall production is spotty.

Rieekan

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