gonzoguy's Movie Reviews (82 - page 3)
Release date: 8/26/2008
Reviewed on: 10/15/2008
Studio: Vouyer Media
Starring: Jack Napier, Gianna Michaels, Trina Michaels, Claire Dames, Jordan Kingsley, Kali West
Directed by: Jack Napier
Review brief: Vouyer contract dick Jack Napier meets four top-heavy tarts, goes solo on each, and (surprise, surprise) cums. So, what's unusual about that? On the face of it, not much. But big and big can, in some minds, equal big-squared.
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Release date: 8/27/2008
Reviewed on: 10/13/2008
Studio: Anabolic
Starring: Belladonna, Kacey, Shyla Stylez, Roxy Jezel, Hillary Scott, Brianna Love, Rebeca Linares, Nikki Carlisle, Dana DeArmond, Isabella Dior, Katja Kassin
Review brief: Avoid fast-forwarding and revel in the good stuff (assuming you think the pop shot is the good stuff, and oral pop shots are the best of the best). This is all cum, all the time, and for that, we are pleased, although the abundance can be overwhelming, and there's a certain lack of heat when all you get is the goo.
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Release date: 9/10/2008
Reviewed on: 10/8/2008
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Mark Wood, Gianna Michaels, Nikki Hilton, Madison Young, Aubrey Addams, Priva, Jessie Jolie, Jaelyn Fox, Chayse Evans, Eden Adams
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: Throat, throat and more throat. This latest in the line offers up a collection of beauties with a penchant for deep dick. At least that's that's the idea. Some really do love it. Some tolerate it. For them that does, the viewing is good. For them that seems a little shy of taking it way down low, well, there are moments even there to enjoy.
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Release date: 6/23/2008
Reviewed on: 8/25/2008
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Brandon Iron, Kyle Stone, John Strong, Dick Nasty, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Jazz Duro, Tone Capone, Joe Rock, Johnny Fender, Rebeca Linares, Ryan Knox, Mike Hash, Alex Gonz, Steve James, Lee Bang, Kyanna Lee, Joe Blow, Dahlia Denyle, Hooks, Jack Vegas, D. Snoop, Jason Brown, Dhalia Denyle, Claudia Downs, Beverly Hills, Addison Lee (2008-2015), Davie Drehyden, Addison Lee
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: Just when you thought no one could come up with a new concept, Jake Malone gives us the mini-bukkake-while-getting-fucked kink. So, one guy gets to fuck the female lead(s), and other guys wander in from off camera to dump loads on her face. There are some good loads, and the ladies get nicely drilled, so the question here is whether this particular twist on the gang bang turns your crank.
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Release date: 7/3/2008
Reviewed on: 8/22/2008
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Tricia Devereaux, Jules Jordan, Rocco Siffredi, Lexington Steele, Naomi, Andrew, Frank Gun, Nacho Vidal, Chris Charming, Nick Lang, Voodoo, Belladonna, Kelly Stafford, Manuel Ferrara, Avy Scott, Jazz Duro, Sandra Romain, Eva Angelina, Melissa Lauren, Holly Wellin, Mia Rose, James Deen, Jack Venice, Phat Zane, Derrick Pierce, Cherry Jul, Marco Banderas, Tarra White, Olivier Sanchez, Dana DeArmond, Sasha Grey, John Espizedo, Nikki Jayne, Gabriella Mai
Review brief: As a legal defense fund-raiser, John "Buttman" Stagliano has compiled what some might see as a greatest hits vehicle, but when you think how subjective the terms "greatest" and "hits" are (each of us has our own idea of hot and not), then it might be more accurate to call this a smorgasbord of stellar porn from one of the great and most consistent porn studios on the planet. It's a great way to sample vids you may never have seen, and taste the directorial talents and styles of every director working for Evil Angel -- and Jules Jordan, to boot.
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Release date: 9/27/2006
Reviewed on: 6/21/2008
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Jerry, Steve Taylor [I], Mark Wood, Steven French, Talon, Luscious Lopez, Amber Rayne, Samantha Roxx, Sabrina Lewis, Candace Raines
Review brief: The title promises, but the disc does not deliver.
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Release date: 10/4/2006
Reviewed on: 6/21/2008
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Denice K., Savannah Stern, Courtney Simpson, Vanessa Figueroa, Aubrey Addams
Directed by: Martin Del Toro
Review brief: Five scenes with multiple pops to the face of each "teen." Courtney Simpson and Aubrey Addams are cute. The other women, well, they shouldn't quit their day jobs.
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Release date: 12/10/2007
Reviewed on: 6/21/2008
Studio: Rodnievision
Starring: Daniella, Sunny Lane, Kylee Reese, Lexi Lynn, Lauren Vaughn, Emma Heart
Directed by: Rodney Moore
Review brief: More fun and games from the nebbish master of big pops. Lots of pretty women find their way into Rodney's clutches. Nice, messy facials.
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Release date: 4/29/2008
Reviewed on: 6/21/2008
Studio: Score
Starring: Houston, Annie Body, Robin Pachino, Cheyenne Hunter, Dana Devine
Review brief: Older women, younger (mechanical) guys, not enough heat to melt the grease.
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Release date: 4/14/2008
Reviewed on: 5/26/2008
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Ramon, Erik Everhard, Michael Stefano, Gianna Michaels, Jennifer Dark, Lexi Bardot, Annette Schwarz, Johnny Sins
Review brief: Put Gianna in the picture, and I'm there. She is this reviewer's dream date. But even though Gianna appears in six scenes totaling, as the cover says, "over 3 hours," I couldn't help coming away disappointed. This is pretty routine stuff. I couldn't help feeling that the performers were just ... performing. Low heat equals no meat beat.
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Release date: 5/6/2008
Reviewed on: 5/24/2008
Studio: VCX
Starring: Paul Thomas, Desiree Lane, Nikki Anderson, John Holmes, Desiree Cousteau, Seka, Misty Dawn, Karen Summer, Becky Savage, Mike Ranger, Kimberly Carson, Aaron Stuart, Connie Peterson, Vanessa Tibbs, Serena [II] (classic)
Review brief: A trip down memory lane, for anyone who followed the career of legendary cocksman John Holmes during the 1980s. This comp taps the vaults of VCX, a producer of feature-length sex films that often featured Holmes with some of the era's leading ladies -- Seka, Desiree Cousteau, Serena, and Connie Peterson. For people who didn't live through that era, it's a nice addition to a collection -- shows what it was like when things were a lot more innocent.
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Release date: 2/5/2008
Reviewed on: 4/5/2008
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Desire Moore, Bobbi Starr, Emma Cummings
Directed by: Juan Cuba
Review brief: The cover shot suggests that some poor female is stuck, alone, in the dark (as in dungeon, or basement), but it's nothing of the sort. She's alone, alright, but not IN the dark. The dark (aka bruthuz) is IN her. Times three. Times five or six. This is basically a mini-gang bang series, with the focus on black guys and white women, big dicks in tight spots. There's nothing particularly inventive here, but the women are uniformly hot, and the whole thing takes a tick upward in rating for Bobbi Starr's appearance and hot anal roundelay. Stellar stuff.
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Release date: 2/13/2008
Reviewed on: 3/29/2008
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Alex Sanders, John West, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Velvet Rose, Arcadia, Trent Soluri, Joe Rock, Jay Lassiter, Jenner, Raven Black, Mike Hash, Adrianna Nicole, Marco Banderas, Lana Croft, Carmella Bing, Annette Schwarz, Swiss Balls, Jack Fountain, Emma Heart, Ralph Long
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Jonni Darko's latest entry in the blow bang category, this disc delivers great throat action, lots of "wet food" -- including copious amounts of throat drool -- and several hot ladies. Sloppy facials abound, which is why we come here. It's well-lit, deftly lensed, top-drawer porn -- for those who like blow bangs, and whose tastes lean to a range of female talent. So, for some guys, individual ladies may not appeal, and their scenes might justify (as it did in my assessment) a slightly lower rating than the disc would have justified if all the women were 10-plus scorchin'. Still, this is well worth the investment -- of dime, and time -- to add your goo to the pool on screen.
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Release date: 1/30/2008
Reviewed on: 3/28/2008
Studio: Vouyer Media
Starring: Jack Napier, Rebeca Linares, Maya Hills, Crissy Moon, Faye Reagan, La'Rin Lane
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: A massive three-disc release featuring one girl per disc, each run through a gauntlet of Gomers. For people wanting to work on their math skills, Vouyer helps them practice addition -- adding up the pops as each disc progresses. Attention viewers: Did you get the same "load consumption total" at the end of the disc that the producer did? You didn't? Rewind. Maya Hills shines in an anal expedition, Faye Valentine gulps a gallon of goo, and Crissy Moon struggles to compete.
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Release date: 12/18/2007
Reviewed on: 3/8/2008
Studio: Anabolic
Starring: Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, John Strong, Jay Ashley, Chris Charming, Joel Lawrence, Steve Holmes, Biff Malibu, Justin Long, Van Damage, Aurora Snow, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Ian Scott, Chris Mountain, Brian Pumper, Sascha, Talon, Chanel Chavez, Otto Bauer, Buster Good, Trent Soluri, Alec Knight, James Deen, Joe Rock, Will Powers, Trevor Thompson, Frank Black, Jenner, Maya Hills, Jon Jon, C.J. Wright, Niya Yu
Directed by: Christopher Alexander
Review brief: The latest -- and for some, much-anticipated -- release in the series that, way back in 1992, formalized the trend to crowded rooms, more crowded pussies. Sadly, this release just doesn't rise to the level of previous productions.
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Release date: 11/21/2006
Reviewed on: 12/22/2007
Studio: XCartel
Starring: Alex Sanders, Rick Masters, Kitty, Johnny Thrust, Gianna Michaels, Savannah Stern, Stacy Thorn, Jenner, Adrianna Nicole, Liv Wylder, Sindee Jennings, Samantha Rose, Natasha Stone, Michelle Ryan
Directed by: Alex Sanders
Review brief: For fans of the "extreme suck fest" (as the cover describes it) school of porn, this latest installment from Alex Sanders will hit the mark. But it's definitely a niche thing, not for the faint of heart.
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Release date: 10/16/2006
Reviewed on: 12/22/2007
Studio: VCA
Starring: Joey, Tony T., Brett Rockman, Sascha, Steven French, Kurt Lockwood, Hollie Stevens, Melissa Lauren, Scott Nails, Flower Tucci, Kelly Wells, Alicia Angel, Benjamin Brat
Directed by: Martin Del Toro
Review brief: An attractive cast of performers -- male and female, with good wood on the male side -- dance through a quartet of scenes linked by little more than Kelly Wells and a Mini-DV camera turns in some decent sex marred by an excess of bad porn dialogue and some less-than-hot finishing touches.
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Release date: 10/22/2007
Reviewed on: 12/21/2007
Studio: Vouyer Media
Starring: Melanie Scott [I] (2000s), Evie Delatosso, Rosario Stone, Jenae Kae, Carmella Santiago
Directed by: Donnie Cabo
Review brief: So much porn content is focused on the blonde hottie, but this collection of vignettes features the dark-haired beauties with roots south of the border -- sometimes two, three, even five roots. By all appearances, Latinas love cock, too. And cocks love Latinas.
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Release date: 7/17/2007
Reviewed on: 10/9/2007
Studio: Vouyer Media
Starring: Sandra Romain, Shy Love, Harmony Rose, Kelly Kline
Directed by: Donnie Cabo
Review brief: This is supposed to leverage some humor out of the idea of the "mopes" -- the just-off-the-street goofs who will gladly pop for $20 while they wait for their next car-wash job. It's not funny, just a typical badly acted excuse to get into some sex that isn't particularly novel, but at least leads to some messy facials. Don't bother buying, but may be worth renting. Just use the fast forward to get past the purported acting.
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Release date: 7/10/2007
Reviewed on: 9/28/2007
Studio: 3rd Degree
Starring: David Perry, Erik Everhard, Dillon, Franco Roccaforte, Toni Ribas, Nikki Benz, Jessica Moore, Chloe Delaure, Lorena Aquino, Janaina Paes
Directed by: Chris Streams
Review brief: A series of five vignettes, each built around a single female performer, sometimes involving two guys. The theme here is moisture, so each scene does something to liquefy your imagination. The women are pretty hot, all in all, although one might quibble, depending on personal preferences.
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Release date: 5/21/2007
Reviewed on: 9/19/2007
Studio: Vengeance
Starring: Ramon, Holly Wellin, Veronica Jett, Shane Diesel, Jacky Joy, Isabella Pacino, Mia Grey
Directed by: Brother Love
Review brief: A series of vignettes built around girls who encounter big dicks, driven by Ramon and Shane Diesel. Oddly, the extras make the disc.
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Release date: 7/30/2007
Reviewed on: 9/19/2007
Studio: Asia Bootleg
Review brief: The "welcum" wagon ladies arrive, one by one, to administer oral introductions to a new gland in town. Fairly formulaic.
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Release date: 6/1/2007
Reviewed on: 9/4/2007
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Sindy Lange, Shane Diesel, Krystal Jordan, Amina Amore, Isabella Pacino, Alyssa Jordan
Directed by: Brother Love
Review brief: Fans of big dicks and single chicks, rejoice. Otherwise, try to suppress a yawn. The performers, if based on nothing but their "Behind the Scenes" interviews, appear to be having a good time riding the substantial rod of Shane Diesel. But this collection of five vignettes featuring five women with the same Shane breaks no new ground. Tell me if you haven't seen this before, dozens of times.
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Release date: 8/22/2007
Reviewed on: 8/27/2007
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Juan Cuba, Kayla Marie, Johnny Fender, Lefty, Lee Bang, Chelsie Rae, Joe Blow, Ricki White, Swiss, Fayth Deluca, Claire Dames, D. Snoop
Directed by: Juan Cuba
Review brief: The latest in Juan Cuba's entry to the blowbang-to-facial subgenre, this DVD plays nicely on the tube -- the one you're watching, and one in your hand. The girls are cute, they get nicely mayo'ed, and the viewer can fairly easily place himself there to minister his own load to the lovely lassies.
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Release date: 8/1/2007
Reviewed on: 8/27/2007
Studio: Anabolic
Starring: Belladonna, Aurora Snow, Sunrise Adams, Monica Sweetheart, Jenna Haze, Gia Paloma, Melissa Lauren
Review brief: As the title states quite directly, this comp vid gets right to the meat of the matter, or the matter of the meat, as the case may be. It apparently features 111 girls and 244 loads of cum, but who's counting? for more than three hours of viewing time, you get the climactic moments from 16 prior Anabolic titles.
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