Wet Food 2 Review

Reviewed by gonzoguy  on  3/29/2008

Darko doesn't mess around with a bunch of plot scenarios or other nonsense. Thanks, Jonni. We come to a disc like this with one thing in mind -- we want to see hot women swallow a lot of dick and a lot of seed. That's what Darko delivers, in varying degrees of abundance. Eight women, 56 cumshots. Some get more than others. All get messy. Here's a quick run-through of the ladies and gents, and which combinations got my motor running.

Scene 1 - Annette Schwarze
The scene opens with Annette on her knees, sucking dick. Who is she? Why is she here? What are these guys doing, letting her suck their stuff? I guess we'll never know, but what we can do is watch a master sword-swalloer at work. Schwarze, who cut her chops in the GGG film factory for three years, has been getting a lot of statewise exposure lately. In her Behind the Scenes interview, she tells us she likes it better here. With all this dick to inhale, we can see why. She opens with five guys, inhales dicks and balls with ease, gets her egregious blue eye shadow messed up with lots of saliva, takes five pops and swallows. Then she crawls back for five more, this time to the face. Love the way she took a mega-blast to the eyes and giggled, asking the shooter if he was married.

Scene 2 - Adrianna Nicole
Blonde and busty, Nicole has quickly vaulted to the top of the dick-chuffing heap. Down to the shaved nubbies, she takes five pops to the mouth. Love the way she keeps working each dick to get the last drop to the tip, which she then slurps up like icing from the beater. She then takes another five guys all over her face. Sweet.

Scene 3 - Carmella Bing
Oh, Lordy, I DO have a thing for big-titted girls, and Carmella, to say the least, qualifies. She can take them deep, too, drooling all over those gorgeous mams, doing the head-back face-fuck, a little titty fucking and taking five facials. The only thing that bothered me here (and in some other scenes, too) is that she starts to look messy after the first few pops, then bad editing serves her up with a clean face for the last pop. Demerits for that. Attention, directors: Let the cum build up. No cleanups allowed until everyone has laid their load.

Scene 4 - Arcadia
A pretty Filipino, she can throat 'em, too. She collects her drool in a dog bowl, then spits each oral load into the bowl before taking the next one. Then, with five loads and a bit of saliva thrown in, she drains the bowl into her mouth and spits it all back, several times, before swallowing. That doesn't work for me, but some of you may stand up and cheer.

Scene 5 - Emma Heart
She looks like a baby, or the babysitter. And she can't quite take all the man-meat down to the nubbies. But if the pubescent look gets you going, you'll join her five on-screen friends in adding a pop to her mouth. Or your sock, whichever happens to be on hand when you're watching this scene.

Scene 6 - Raven Black
Nice hair, Raven. Where did you get the fluorescent red color -- some low-rider chop shop? Oh, well, she's got nice tits, likes to take the boys deep, and wears six loads all over her face by scene's end. Yow.

Scene 7 - Velvet Rose
A Texas, we are told, she brings long corn-rowed hair and pierced nipples and tongue to some deep throating ("Your dick's sooo fat" she coos to one mope), followed by seven, count 'em, seven pops, most down the gullet. She seems to be enjoying herself, but it wasn't the hottest scene here.

Scene 8 - Lana Croft
Cover girl Croft, another gift from the Philippines, quickly sheds her school girl outfit and starts throating all these guys who just happen to have followed her home. Hmm? She has her own drool bowl, takes three oral pops and spits them into the bowl, sandwiched around two pops to her face. Variety IS the spice, yes?

Extras:
Behind the Scenes (nice interviews with Arcadia, Croft, Bing, Schwarze and Nicole)
Photo Gallery
Cast List
Filmographies
Trailers
Websites.

Summary: For my time, Schwarze, Nicole, Bing and Black are my kind of girls -- nasty and/or busty and/or nasty-busty with great throat skills and lots of genuine abandon. For their scenes alone, I would return to this disc again and again. Gonzoguy says, Get it.