Got Milkshake 2 Review

Reviewed by gonzoguy  on  9/19/2007

Here's the premise: The guy with the camera has recently arrived in the neighborhood, and all the local sluts want to make sure they catch his attention. So, one by one, they knock at the door, and he lets them in, and they give him a blow job, and he pops nut butter on their faces. Seriously, that's it. So, why would you want to buy this? Well, Visitor No. 1, Misty May, is cute, and talks a good game, and takes a nice facial, but it's nothing you haven't seen a couple of gazillion times before. then comes Roxetta, then comes Amber, Holly and Jenna. We get no extras, and no ID on the male "talent" (all we ever see of him is his shaved belly and shaved pubes and Mr. Johnson.

In short, I'm not saying this is a bad movie, just that after all these years, I wonder why anyone goes to the trouble of making something like this? It's just so ... familiar, generic, lacking in imagination. Or, to put it another way, if I told you to buy this, you wouldn't respect me in the morning.