Anabolic Cum Shots 10 Review

Reviewed by gonzoguy  on  8/27/2007

Years ago, when I first started enjoying porn on video, I did the unthinkable and distinctly illegal. I got a second videocassette recorder, and copied the best pop shots from the best flicks that I had rented. In short, I built my own compilation tapes, and I doubt that I was alone in that. So, when studios saw a way to get an extra buck from their video files and put out their own comp tapes, we were all either 1) ahead of the game, or 2) glad to avoid the trouble of doing it ourselves.

In this latest (well, 10th) installment of Anabolic's own series of pop shot clips, strokers get abundant opportunity to play along with the hits from previous Anabolic releases. Sadly for this DVD, the producers fail to tell us which DVDs each clip came from, so they've blown any opportunity -- inherent to a tape such as this -- to back-market their catalogue.

Still, it's kind of fun to play the guessing game. Hmm, bunch of foreskinned Euro dudes lamely glazing the chin of a Euro babe? Well, probably an installment of World Sex Tour that I missed. Speaking of which, this tape includes five blow gang segments likely culled from that series, each shot in the same fashion. Girl sits or kneels as guys alternately approach from left and right, wanking away until they let loose a geyser or dribble out some leftovers from a hard night's day.

It's all rather formulaic and lacking in heat, but the girls are cute and they eventually get a little messy from the nose down (these are half facials, or cum goatees), so someone willing to stick with it my mount a sympathy squirt.

What else? Oh, lots of one-on-ones, some interracial, a few teens (or youthful looking grandmothers posing as teens), some DP action briefly engaged before the interruptus and eruptus. After it's all sprayed and done, we get a list of the source vids in the closing credits. They are: Gangbang Girl 29, Nasty Nymphos 32, Teenage Anal Princess, Women of Color 7, Ass 2 Mouth 2, Anal Initiations 8, Nice Rack 11, Up Your Ass 20, Sweet Cheeks 5, World Sex Tour 26 (see, I told you so!), Assman 19 and 20, Double Stuffed 4, Brung 'Um Young 8 and 9, Balls Deep 9, Facial Frenzy, and Gangbang Girl 32.

The extras include a photo gallery and web info, pretty spare. In short, if you're looking for all the good parts and little of the drawn-out buildup, this will work for you. If you want the full smorgasbord of sex, this is like passing the cabbage rolls and lutefisk and going straight to the eclairs. Oh, one good thing: You get the optin to turn off the idiotic background music, if you want.