gonzoguy's Movie Reviews (82 - page 4)
Big Gulps 2 (Bad Seed / Adam & Eve)
Release date: 4/12/2006
Reviewed on: 8/8/2007
Studio: Bad Seed
Starring: Mika Tan, Nicole Moore, Nyomi Marcela, Deja Daire, Vanilla Skye, Ava Ramon, Flower Tucci, Jasmine Byrne, Nikki Hilton, Luscious Lopez, Marquetta Jewel
Directed by: Ronnie James
Review brief: This is a fairly average vehicle for one-on-one blowjob vignettes. That said, the women are attractive, show a genuine enthusiasm for their work, and get the guys to nice, messy finishes. Oddly enough, the most enjoyable part of the film is the behind the scenes extra, with interviews of each of the girls. None of them impresses as particularly brilliant or even talented when it comes to acting, so their simple, straightforward -- and apparently sincere -- comments about how much they love sucking cock and the moment when the guy cums impressed this reviewer. Others may get a different impression, or come away thinking they were just saying what the director (Ronnie James) wanted them to say, but I got the real sense that these ladies would be fun to spend time in bed with -- trading tongue treatment, as it were. For that, it gets a plus mark, but for the lack of originality in staging, there's nothing here to lift it above a gazillion others.
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Release date: 4/12/2006
Reviewed on: 8/8/2007
Studio: Bad Seed
Starring: Mika Tan, Nicole Moore, Nyomi Marcela, Deja Daire, Vanilla Skye, Ava Ramon, Flower Tucci, Jasmine Byrne, Nikki Hilton, Luscious Lopez, Marquetta Jewel
Directed by: Ronnie James
Review brief: This is a fairly average vehicle for one-on-one blowjob vignettes. That said, the women are attractive, show a genuine enthusiasm for their work, and get the guys to nice, messy finishes. Oddly enough, the most enjoyable part of the film is the behind the scenes extra, with interviews of each of the girls. None of them impresses as particularly brilliant or even talented when it comes to acting, so their simple, straightforward -- and apparently sincere -- comments about how much they love sucking cock and the moment when the guy cums impressed this reviewer. Others may get a different impression, or come away thinking they were just saying what the director (Ronnie James) wanted them to say, but I got the real sense that these ladies would be fun to spend time in bed with -- trading tongue treatment, as it were. For that, it gets a plus mark, but for the lack of originality in staging, there's nothing here to lift it above a gazillion others.
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Sperm Splattered 3
Release date: 12/15/2006
Reviewed on: 7/25/2007
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Zoe, Veronica Stone, Lorena Sanchez, Aubrey Addams, Isis Ray, Gabriella Romano, Leighlani Red
Directed by: Juan Cuba
Review brief: It's all about the blow bangs and the facials in this Juan Cuba product. A few of the women are cute enough to gain entry to our fantasies, but a couple should go back to Wal-Mart. And whatever heat may have been generated in a couple of scenes goes frosty, fast, when the young ladies attempt what they must consider acting slutty. Still, there's a couple of hot facials, and one deep throat scene that alone would be worth a rental.
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Release date: 12/15/2006
Reviewed on: 7/25/2007
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Zoe, Veronica Stone, Lorena Sanchez, Aubrey Addams, Isis Ray, Gabriella Romano, Leighlani Red
Directed by: Juan Cuba
Review brief: It's all about the blow bangs and the facials in this Juan Cuba product. A few of the women are cute enough to gain entry to our fantasies, but a couple should go back to Wal-Mart. And whatever heat may have been generated in a couple of scenes goes frosty, fast, when the young ladies attempt what they must consider acting slutty. Still, there's a couple of hot facials, and one deep throat scene that alone would be worth a rental.
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Private Bukkake 5: Sperm Sessions
Release date: 9/25/2005
Reviewed on: 7/25/2007
Studio: Private
Starring: Karla Romano, Sabrina White, Chantelle Steves, Claire Brown
Review brief: More like an orchestrated orgy than a bukkake, this group grope features better than average looking talent -- on both sides of the gender spectrum -- and some interesting combinations of performers, but horrible and repetitive guy-yack, and a totally lackluster cum shot finish. Yawn.
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Release date: 9/25/2005
Reviewed on: 7/25/2007
Studio: Private
Starring: Karla Romano, Sabrina White, Chantelle Steves, Claire Brown
Review brief: More like an orchestrated orgy than a bukkake, this group grope features better than average looking talent -- on both sides of the gender spectrum -- and some interesting combinations of performers, but horrible and repetitive guy-yack, and a totally lackluster cum shot finish. Yawn.
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Send It Down 2
Release date: 4/11/2007
Reviewed on: 7/16/2007
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Isabella, Veronica Stone, Alexa Lynn, Gia Givanna, Tiffany Price
Review brief: If you're going to produce a series, you would think each successive release would get better. This one proves less than the original. It may be time for Platinum X to shelve this title, before someone comes along and picks it up in a plastic bag.
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Release date: 4/11/2007
Reviewed on: 7/16/2007
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Isabella, Veronica Stone, Alexa Lynn, Gia Givanna, Tiffany Price
Review brief: If you're going to produce a series, you would think each successive release would get better. This one proves less than the original. It may be time for Platinum X to shelve this title, before someone comes along and picks it up in a plastic bag.
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Send It Down
Release date: 11/20/2006
Reviewed on: 7/16/2007
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Amber Rayne, Aubrey Addams, Britney Stevens, Richelle Ryan, Tawni Ryden
Directed by: Claudio Maloney
Review brief: Fairly formulaic mini-blow bang vignette vehicle, each chapter ending with a series of oral pops and swallows. Amber Rayne shines with her oral skills, but ought to cool the alley-cat verbal.
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Release date: 11/20/2006
Reviewed on: 7/16/2007
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Amber Rayne, Aubrey Addams, Britney Stevens, Richelle Ryan, Tawni Ryden
Directed by: Claudio Maloney
Review brief: Fairly formulaic mini-blow bang vignette vehicle, each chapter ending with a series of oral pops and swallows. Amber Rayne shines with her oral skills, but ought to cool the alley-cat verbal.
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Best Of Teen Gang Bangs
Release date: 4/22/2006
Reviewed on: 7/12/2007
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Luciana, Nadine, Carolina, Patricia, Nikki Sun, Marie Luv, Simone Peach, Megan Ford, Nikki Dark, Lucy Maira
Review brief: A comp that isn't as advertised -- only one of the four clips included is from a Teen Gang Bang titles, and each scene features one woman with just three guys. OK, maybe that's a gang, and maybe that's a gang on a budget, but compared to other gang bang titles, it's lacking.
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Release date: 4/22/2006
Reviewed on: 7/12/2007
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Luciana, Nadine, Carolina, Patricia, Nikki Sun, Marie Luv, Simone Peach, Megan Ford, Nikki Dark, Lucy Maira
Review brief: A comp that isn't as advertised -- only one of the four clips included is from a Teen Gang Bang titles, and each scene features one woman with just three guys. OK, maybe that's a gang, and maybe that's a gang on a budget, but compared to other gang bang titles, it's lacking.
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50 Guy Cream Pie & 65 Guy Cream Pie 2: Devil's Film Double Feature
Release date: 1/2/2006
Reviewed on: 7/12/2007
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Jennifer, Ariana Jollee
Review brief: Devil's Film repackages two prior releases into a double bill, but is more of a mediocre thing really a good deal? Jenifer, the focus of attention for the first 50 guys, is robotic and lackluster. Ariana Jolee gets the second collection of Euro boys, and makes more of her time on screen. Still, it's hard to believe anyone is really into either of these marathon exercises in the art of the internal -- or occasionally on the doorstep -- pop shots.
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Release date: 1/2/2006
Reviewed on: 7/12/2007
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Jennifer, Ariana Jollee
Review brief: Devil's Film repackages two prior releases into a double bill, but is more of a mediocre thing really a good deal? Jenifer, the focus of attention for the first 50 guys, is robotic and lackluster. Ariana Jolee gets the second collection of Euro boys, and makes more of her time on screen. Still, it's hard to believe anyone is really into either of these marathon exercises in the art of the internal -- or occasionally on the doorstep -- pop shots.
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Cumstains 2
Release date: 2/6/2004
Reviewed on: 7/20/2004
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, David Perry, Rayveness, Mark Wood, Sophie Evans, Claudio Meloni, Lea de Mae, Trinity, Nika, Sabrina Black, Nina Dolci, Avy Scott, Jennifer Luv, Sharon Babe, Victoria Givens, Christie Leigh, Jane Darling, Kurt Lockwood, Tristan Seagal, Steve Hooper, Dark Angel, Fallon Sommers, Laura Lion, Sarah Blue, Serena South, Shayna Knight, Vicky Vette, Hollie Stevens, Barbara Summer, Lucy Love, Tracy Kelly, Daria Glower, Sandra De Marco, Maria Sun, Shy Love, Sharka Blue, Joachim Kessef, Nicki Hunter, Dieter Von Stein, Diana Doll
Review brief: Compilations are a bit like a menu that promises all steak, no potatoes. Too bad, then, that this comp delivers more potatoes than steak. That assessment may be influenced by a generation gap. Or it may be a simple statement of fact. Depends on what gets you going, and little about this vid got me going. Why might that be? Sorry, but nothing about skanky women of average to below-average looks, sporting tongue studs, navel studs, labia studs -- hell, more hardware than Ace -- is appealing to me. Then there's the disturbing habit of low-rent porno skanks to overact, as if we really believe they're having a great time when they moan louder and repeatedly the same lame come-ons or exclamations. If they'r really feeling it, they don't need -- won't be able to -- tell us about it.
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Release date: 2/6/2004
Reviewed on: 7/20/2004
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, David Perry, Rayveness, Mark Wood, Sophie Evans, Claudio Meloni, Lea de Mae, Trinity, Nika, Sabrina Black, Nina Dolci, Avy Scott, Jennifer Luv, Sharon Babe, Victoria Givens, Christie Leigh, Jane Darling, Kurt Lockwood, Tristan Seagal, Steve Hooper, Dark Angel, Fallon Sommers, Laura Lion, Sarah Blue, Serena South, Shayna Knight, Vicky Vette, Hollie Stevens, Barbara Summer, Lucy Love, Tracy Kelly, Daria Glower, Sandra De Marco, Maria Sun, Shy Love, Sharka Blue, Joachim Kessef, Nicki Hunter, Dieter Von Stein, Diana Doll
Review brief: Compilations are a bit like a menu that promises all steak, no potatoes. Too bad, then, that this comp delivers more potatoes than steak. That assessment may be influenced by a generation gap. Or it may be a simple statement of fact. Depends on what gets you going, and little about this vid got me going. Why might that be? Sorry, but nothing about skanky women of average to below-average looks, sporting tongue studs, navel studs, labia studs -- hell, more hardware than Ace -- is appealing to me. Then there's the disturbing habit of low-rent porno skanks to overact, as if we really believe they're having a great time when they moan louder and repeatedly the same lame come-ons or exclamations. If they'r really feeling it, they don't need -- won't be able to -- tell us about it.
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