Sperm Splattered 3 Review

Reviewed by gonzoguy  on  7/25/2007

Seven women, five scenes and, except for one five-on-one, all involve five journeyman dicks. Quickly, here's what you get:

1. Aubrey Addams and Zoe Angevine gang up on four guys that Aubrey ostensibly has just brought home. Aubrey offers to help Zoe learn how to suck cock, and she is either a very quick study, or not really as innocent as the shabby plot line would have us believe. She goes at the wood with gusto. Aubrey takes hangs her head over a sofe to take some dick, gags a bit, pushes out the requisite drool, then joins Zoe for the pops -- side by side, Zoe gets the first, the second hits Zoe and overshoots her to also glue Aubrey, the third messes Aubrey's forehead, cheek and hair, and the last blasts both. Both girls look nice and messy at the finish, and appear to have had fun.

2. Lorena Sanchez takes on four guys in a blow bang. She's not got the best complexion, so the guys help her out, first on the forehead and nose, then a couple of full-on blasts, and finally a thick, creamy load. Her commentary during the facial is interesting, for the use of words you don't often hear when girls are getting blasted with cum. Of one shot, for instance, she says it's got good "Mileage." Nice. If only my car did.

3. Leighlani Red and isia Ray purport to be street pickups, handed over to five guys, why they take turns blowing. Wearing white and red fishnet tops, pulled up above their tits, the ladies ultimately share five pops, getting roughly equal shares of the goo. Their overacting does little to suggest that they really wanted this to happen.

4. Gabrielle Romano. OK, this girl has very pedestrian looks, but I gotta give it to her -- she can swallow cock. She takes turn gulping down meat from three guys, in one scene practically barfing up a load of throat saliva around the guy's dick as he starts to withdraw. Classic. Her face is a mess of saliva, cum and runny mascara by the time they get done nutting her.

5. Veronica Stone, cute in a girl-next-door kind of way, greets us wearing glasses. I don't know about you, but girls in glasses. Anyway, there are these five porn studs that just happen to be hanging out nearby, and she's going to take care of them. She does. She delivers some nice head-down deep throat before taking five sizable face-pops. She's a frosted flake by the time they're done, glistening enough to bring the viewer's contribution also to bear.

Verdict? Worth a rental, if not a purchase.