gonzoguy's Movie Reviews (82 - page 2)
Release date: 3/18/2010
Reviewed on: 6/6/2010
Studio: Dogfart
Starring: Byron Long, Wesley Pipes, Rico Strong, Dick James, Shorty Mac, Hooks, Jason Brown, Derek Skeeter, Eva Karera, Sierra Skye, Cali Haze, Sindee Shay
Review brief: Subpar production values and nonsensical chatter by the male cast detract from some decent action and nice facial finishes.
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Release date: 5/20/2010
Reviewed on: 5/29/2010
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Steven French, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Claire Robbins, Mike Hash, Joe Blow, Hooks, Katie St. Ives, Amber Swift, Kelly Surfer, Haley Cummings, Zoe Voss
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Review brief: The latest in the popular blow-bang series delivers some decent face-pastings, but lacks a lot in the heat department. The ingenues bring little genuine passion -- or ability to fake it -- to the task of working out four loads each, so each scene seems like a bit of a cake walk to the frosting. Claire Robbins brings some real heat to her five-on-one, and earns the biggest load of all.
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Release date: 3/25/2010
Reviewed on: 4/15/2010
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Julia Ann, Mr. Marcus, Marc Anthony, Yuri, Franco Roccaforte, Kid Jamaica, Eva Angelina, Falcon X, McKenzie Lee, Rico Strong, Prince Yahshua, Jax, Nat Turnher, Nicole Gaucha, Bobbi Starr, Cinthia Santos
Directed by: Chris Streams
Review brief: For fans of messy facials, hot women, big dicks going anywhere and everywhere, this is a great video. What's not to like? Bobbi Starr finishes it off by taking 10 loads from the bruthuhs. Oddly, honors for the messiest mugg probably go to McKenzie Lee and Nicole Gaucha. Get this, now, and we'll see you in a couple of months, after you've drained yourself into a nuthin'. I'm giving this a 5, which is reflective of the fact that I haven't seen better in a long, long time.
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Release date: 3/29/2010
Reviewed on: 4/10/2010
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Mike John, Steven French, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Sara Stone, Mike Hash, Lee Bang, Joe Blow, C.J. Wright, Carolyn Reese, Hooks, D. Snoop, Cassandra Calogera, Andy San Dimas, Dia Zerva
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Since I'm not such a huge fan of swallowing (except in my private life), I'm rating this higher than I would for myself, because I know there are guys out there who crave the big swallow load scenes, and this release delivers. Plus which, it deserves props for serving up some of the best titties in the biz. And I am a boob man.
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Release date: 3/8/2010
Reviewed on: 4/10/2010
Studio: Vince Vouyer Unleashed
Starring: Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, Tori Black, Dana DeArmond, Jon Jon, Bobbi Starr, Andy San Dimas, Juelz Ventura
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Dishing up Tori Black with Lex up her ass, Vince hits a marketing homer. Tori is indeed hot, and looks good with a telephone pole plugging her hiney. She's just one of five hot women, all with a taste for bruthuh love. It's fun to watch, with some moments of genuine chemistry. Get it for Tori and Bobbi and Dana.
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Release date: 12/21/2009
Reviewed on: 4/10/2010
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Sean Michaels, Mike John, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Steven French, Mark Zane, Tim Von Swine, Claire Robbins, Mike Hash, Jessica Moore, Carolyn Reese, Hooks, D. Snoop, Vanessa Leon, Sierra Skye, Piper Brady, Delilah Darling
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Why do we watch porn? Because we think it might provide us some ... well, some "jerkoff material." Which is why I watched "Jerkoff Material #4," first because it's porn, second because it's produced by people known for turning out some hot stuff, and third because it figured (with a name like that) to provide some jerkoff material. So much for modern math.
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Release date: 1/18/2010
Reviewed on: 4/3/2010
Studio: Combat Zone
Starring: Sledge Hammer, Cuntre Pipes, Dick James, Jon Jon, Toney, Hooks, Ice Cold, Tatiana Kush, Sonya Sage, Capone
Directed by: Tom Moore
Review brief: Perhaps no more aptly titled disc has spent so little time in my DVD player. I've done my public service, so spare yourself my pain.
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Release date: 3/1/2010
Reviewed on: 4/3/2010
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Frank Gun, Vivien, Nick Lang, James Brossman, Linda, Rita Faltoyano, Esmeralda, Csoky Ice, Suzan Wenera, Mugur, Vinnie, Linda Brown
Directed by: Raul Cristian
Review brief: After awhile, I lose the ability to rate some of this stuff. The audio and video quality are top rate, the sets are nice, even the women have a polished quality to their MILFness. But it's a chill drill, which is no thrill.
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Release date: 2/2/2010
Reviewed on: 3/12/2010
Studio: Blacks On Blondes
Starring: Cuntre Pipes, Haley Scott, Jean-Claude Batiste, Ace, Lexi Love, Nat Turnher, Julius Ceazher, Aaralyn Barra, Marli Jane, Shorty Mac, Claire Dames, Derek Skeeter, Jenna Moretti
Review brief: How many other titles can you find on the market that involves white chicks and big black dicks? Here's another. So what?
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Release date: 11/2/2009
Reviewed on: 3/12/2010
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Frank Gun, Nick Lang, Frank Major, Marcel, James Brossman, Linda, Thomas Stone, Sunny Green, Roly Reeves, Lauro Giotto, Titus Steel, Ricardo Bell, Wein Lewis, Csoky Ice, Candy Cat, Anabel, Vito Corleone, Mugur, Pink Pussy, Helena Sweet, Rudy Strong, Mr. Clark, Kitty Brown, Reinhardt, Madaline, Petra Pearl, Jessica Brooks
Directed by: Raul Cristian
Review brief: The chill is on, and the thrill is gone. Euro cocksmen paint Euro sluts after wooden, formulaic mini-bangs.
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Release date: 1/19/2010
Reviewed on: 2/24/2010
Studio: Dogfart
Starring: Wesley Pipes, Justin Long, Tone Capone, Rico Strong, Nathan Threat, Julius Ceazher, Charlie Macc, Jon Jon, Bobbi Starr, Shorty Mac, Hooks, Jason Brown, Faye Runaway, Jaelyn Fox, Derek Skeeter, Ice Cold, Mellanie Monroe
Review brief: Four scenes, each with at least four well-hung black guys and one white woman at the center of the action, plus a nice bonus 2-on-1 with Dana Dearmond delivers some packed action, decent DP and impressive gapes. For Bobbi and Dana alone, it's worth it.
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Release date: 10/13/2009
Reviewed on: 11/25/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Mike Hash, Lee Bang, Hooks, D. Snoop, Kristina Rose, Andy San Dimas, Vanessa Leon, Lilly Lovely, Sierra Skye, Gracie Glam
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Review brief: Lots of facial goop, delivered in a fairly formulaic fashion. If goop is what you want, then goop is what you'll get. But we do have to ask: How much goop is enough goop?
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Release date: 5/12/2008
Reviewed on: 10/24/2009
Studio: Rodnievision
Starring: Rachel, Rodney Moore, Anne Howe, Scott Lyons, Barry Scott, Amber Rayne, Samantha Sin, Brad Hardy, Jack Fountain, Honey White, Nikki Rhodes
Directed by: Rodney Moore
Review brief: Not much heat here, and for a goo-oriented title, there is surprisingly little goo.
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Release date: 6/1/2009
Reviewed on: 10/23/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Frank Gun, Nick Lang, Frank Major, James Brossman, Claudia Bella, Valentina Velasquez, Thomas Stone, Sunny Green, Lauro Giotto, Cony Ferrara, Jasmine Rouge, Titus Steel, Csoky Ice, Jennifer Love, Mugur, Raul Cristian, July, Bobi, Totti, Reinhardt, Martin Schneider, Viktoria Diamond
Directed by: Raul Cristian
Review brief: Hot Euro sluts take on groups of four to seven buffed-out Euro studs, doing the blow bang thang until the guys spackle the ladies' faces. If you like gooey mug shots, this delivers.
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Release date: 8/24/2009
Reviewed on: 9/11/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Charley Chase, Lee Bang, Kaci Starr, Hooks, D. Snoop, Jessica Bangkok, Amy Starz, Katie St. Ives
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Review brief: A mini-gang bang collection featuring some cute but not particularly top-tier starlets, fairly familiar rondelay fucking and the requisite oral pops. Breaks no new ground, so the appeal is purely in whatever connection the viewer brings to the ladies.
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Release date: 5/26/2009
Reviewed on: 9/5/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Rico Strong, Adrianna Nicole, Dana DeArmond, Bobbi Starr, Andi Anderson, Aletta Ocean, Kiera King
Directed by: Alexander DeVoe
Review brief: This is a star vehicle, with the star residing just south of Rico's beltline. DeVoe assembles a top-notch lineup of anal appetites to take Rico on. Who destroys who is the question.
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Release date: 5/19/2009
Reviewed on: 9/5/2009
Studio: Diabolic
Starring: Kylie Ireland, Cindy Crawford, Ariana Jollee, Eva Angelina, Teagan Presley, Courtney Cummz, Brianna Love, Sophie Dee, Rebeca Linares, Luscious Lopez, Alektra Blue, Jenny Hendrix, Roxy Deville, Lexi Belle, Aubrey Addams, Sasha Grey, Diana Doll, Britney Stevens, Bobbi Starr, Jayden Jaymes, Maya Gates, Alexis Texas, Shawna Lenee, Missy Stone, AnnMarie Rios
Review brief: If you believe the cover, you get more than 150 pop shots. I didn't count them, but there were a lot. If that's your cup of tea (hmm, nothing like a fresh cup of pop shots), then go for it.
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Release date: 6/1/2009
Reviewed on: 6/20/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Brittney Skye, Jamie Brooks, Nautica Thorn, Nadia Styles, Sunny Lane, Andi Anderson, Madison Ivy, Allyssa Hall
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: The latest in a long line of suck-and-swallow vignette discs, FF10 delivers copious loads and full cum-guts, engaging some of the loveliest ladies in porn. That said, it's pretty formulaic stuff, and not all the performers bring the same degree of heat to the meat.
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Release date: 5/18/2009
Reviewed on: 6/6/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Mike Hash, Hooks, D. Snoop, Jessica Bangkok, Chayse Evans, Eden Adams, Dia Zerva, London Keyes, Heather Huntley, Laci Laine, Cali Couture
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Review brief: Chock full of cock, another in the Mike John / Tim Von Swine collaborative blow bang series. Some cute ladies, doing some decent dick work and taking fairly copious face blastings. Worth a jerk.
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Release date: 12/22/2008
Reviewed on: 3/31/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Steve Holmes, Jada Fire, Mr. Pete, Steven French, Marie Luv, James Deen, Rebeca Linares, Bobbi Starr, Hannah West, Emma Heart, Tatiana Kush
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Not to sound too cynical, but this is basically another anal movie. Mike John produces some great video, but this didn't break any new ground (no pun intended). Pretty ladies, lots of anal activity, but you may feel, as I did, that it's all been said and done before.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 10/6/2008
Reviewed on: 11/12/2008
Studio: Gina Lynn Productions
Starring: Jules Jordan, Mr. Marcus, Tommy Gunn, Gina Lynn, Alexis Amore, Travis Knight, Ben English, Lela Star, Jess Wakefield, Asa Akira
Review brief: I really really wanted to like this. I wanted to like Gina. I wanted to see feasting. I was disappointed.
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Release date: 6/17/2008
Reviewed on: 11/12/2008
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Frank Gun, Nick Lang, James Brossman, Anthony Hardwood, Lisa Sparkle, Lauro Giotto, Titus Steel, Nikki Rider, Csoky Ice, Mugur, Regina Moon, Baby Silver, Reinhardt, Black Angelika, Alien, Antynia Rouge
Directed by: Raul Cristian
Review brief: Euro whore meet Euro studs for Euro blow-banging with audible Euro direction leading up to Euro facials. Messy facials, usually the result of five Euro-pops. But, as in all things facial, not every facial is equal. That's where we reviewer types come in -- to help you determine how good and whether or not they're worth chasing down.
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Release date: 9/8/2008
Reviewed on: 11/3/2008
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Steve Taylor [I], Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Mike Hash, Adrianna Nicole, Darryl Hanah, Rucca Page, Carolyn Reese, Claire Dames, Cassandra Calogera, Allie Foster
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Review brief: Combined gorgeous, big-titted women with copious face baths, and what's not to love? For fans of blow bangs and busty beauties and semi-monster facials, this delivers an abundance of stroke-worthy material.
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Release date: 9/5/2008
Reviewed on: 10/29/2008
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Mark Davis, John Strong, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Jenna Haze, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Ashley, Ramon Nomar, Michael Stefano, Ben English, Gianna Michaels, Nautica Thorn, Melissa Lauren, Vanessa Lane, Brother Love, Kaiya Lynn, Sadie Summers, Alex Gonz, Maya Hills, Tia Tanaka, Mike Adriano, Annette Schwarz, Allison Pierce, Mia Lelani, Evelyn Lin, Whitney Stevens, Britney Stevens, Presley Maddox, Carmel Moore, Ashley Jensen, Bree Olson, Ellie Idol, Anna Lee, Stephanie Cane, Alexis Texas, Jordan Ash, Kadence Kailey, Courtney James, Tia Thomas, Morgan Layne, Manuel Jeannin
Review brief: A comp vehicle for 27 scenes pulled from other Digital Sin discs. You'll find some tasty women and some decent action here, but all in all, it's nothing exceptional. Most of the scenes are one-on-ones and leave you thinking you've seen this all before, and before, and before.
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Release date: 8/13/2008
Reviewed on: 10/18/2008
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Gianna Michaels, Ricki Raxxx, Alexis Silver, Sara Jay, Adrianna Nicole, Velicity Von, Chavon Taylor, Riley Evans, Renae Cruz, Claire Dames, Evie Delatosso, Ryder Skye, Sienna West, Angelina Valentine, Alanna Ackerman, Violet Adamson
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Thanks to a lineup of some of the hottest big tit stars in the game today, it's hard not find some compelling visuals in this disk. It's just hard to get hard.
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