Rodney Moore's Goo Girls 29 Review

Reviewed by gonzoguy  on  10/24/2009

First off, I like Rodney. I think he's got a handle on the "everyman" approach to sex vids. Average schlump with a decent dick goes out and fucks as many women as he can, on video, and shares it with the rest of the average guys who can't quite bring themselves to do it. And he mines all sorts of fringe niches, with hairy chicks, fat chicks and so on. Always well known for delivering copious pop shots, Rodney himself does a good job pasting the faces of his co-stars.

So, what's my beef? None of it generates any heat. In this version of Goo Girls, he's got some decent looking women -- Nikki Rhodes and Amber Rayne -- and some who should have been left at the playground -- Rachel and Anne Howe.

Nikki is a doll, and in a cliched classroom setup, takes on two non-Rodney studs, who deliver decent loads to her cheeks. Ho-hum.

Rodney pastes Honey White, Rachel and Anne. Amber takes two watery cum shots, again without a whole lot of fire.

When there's video out there with abundantly more heat, and performers who are genuinely into it (rather than loaning their mugs for the Elmer's so they can pay the water bill), you just have to pass on this.

Still, I'd love to see Rodney gather a bunch of his goopiest male performers -- Wolf still out there? -- and pull of a genuine Goo Girl video. Call it First Avenue Facials or Seattle Bukkake or whatever, but get in the goo game for good, or choke on the dust from the directors (Mason, Mike John, Jonni Darkko, Brandon Iron) who are out there delivering what watchers want.