MILF Thing 6 (Jules Jordan Video) Review

Reviewed by gonzoguy  on  4/3/2010

After seeing several Chris Rolie efforts, I can't help but think he's in it for the money, pure and simple. Got himself some good equipment, and a stable of Euro-studs, and he finds some decent looking Euro MILF (here), and they go through the motions of "what a porno is supposed to involve." But none of it feels fresh, and none of the women (except, maybe, Linda Brown) shows any real enthusiasm. It's all so by-the-numbers, everybody thinking about paying the rent. And the behind-the-camera narration (I'm guessing it's Chris) is so sleazy. As if he believes that by treating the women like drooling dickhounds, he'll convince us that they really want to be there, being treated like crap. And is it the director here, or the guys, who think it's hot to stuff your fist down a woman's throat while she's being drilled? Not hot. Not. Here's a quick scan of the 6 scenes. It might sound familiar.

1 – Vinnie (or is it Sylvia?), from Budapest, and 4 guys. She says she's 37, but all we really know is that she has seen the surgeon. She serves up nice anal and DP, then does the birdie thing for their goop. Frankly, I don't get the mouth-fisting or the face-slapping when you're fucking her from behind.
2.Linda Brown, and two guys. Opens with a long striptease, goes into room, finds 2 guys jerking off … with masks on. Uh, ... makes sense, in a sort of weird Euro-nonsensical sort of way. I mean, I've never tried jerking off with a mask on, and maybe if I had had one on when I was watching this DVD, ... well, you get my drift. Linda is actually a pretty fine brunette, and if she's a Mother, then she's truly a MILF. She takes a great anal shot straddling a chair back. Then a dildo DP, then a real DP. Love the birthmark on her right cheek. Bring out the glasses so they can cum on them. Good 'n' goopie. Nice PCH. Then she licks the glasses off.
3. Rita Faltoyano with Nick Lang. Nice left tit mole. Drapes a nice cum wad across her nose.
4. J'honson Rosses, and Nick Lang again. She's lactating, squirts the camera, and her mouth while she's getting ass-drilled. Sports some nice gapes, a little A2M, takes the pop.
5. Vivien and Nick Lang. She's decent looking, though a little plastic. Goes through the motions. Yawn.
6. Esmeralda. She and Nick again get down to it after a long bit of POV oral. He sticks to the vag, and she strokes him off but finally he has to take over to milk his seed into her mouth. She seems eager to vacate the premises.
Extra scene – Linda, 35, from Budapest. A different Linda. With James Brossman. Chris asks her, “You're a really horny bitch, aren't you?” Well, of course she is. Thin, with leathery looking nipples, she takes his piston work like a trouper until he sprays down her face.
Extras:
Scene menu
Extra scene
Photo gallery
Web sites.

If you're going to spend your money, spend it elsewhere.