Cum For Cover 6 Review

Reviewed by gonzoguy  on  3/12/2010

This is a hard review to write, because I really wanted to like this latest installment in the Chris Rolie "Cum for Cover" series. Hey, who doesn't feel a little surge at the prospect of watching "spunk sluts who like it rough"? But the heat just isn't here, at least not for me.

On the plus side, the video and audio quality are great, typical for a JJ release. And the women are attractive, and the guys are buffed-up Euro studs -- almost cookie cutter.

Where this release lost me, however, was in the formulaic approach, and the lack of real heat -- everyone seemed to be going through the motions, right down to Rolie's audible instructions to the women on how to position their faces for the fusillade of pops shots that concludes each scene. The women just seemed to be enduring all this (not that the majority of porn actresses actually enjoy getting basted, but some have enough presence to at least act like they are, and the select super stars show a genuine enthusiasm for the grand finale, knowing what it's doing to viewers like yours truly).

Each scene opens with the focal Euro slut chancing upon a quintet of guys, for example, all lying in a field with their dicks in the air. What's a girl to do? Well, they all do -- suck on them for a bit, take a roundup of throat stuffing, and then the facials. The problem, at this point, isn't that they don't get messy. They do. But it's the sense that they can't wait for the camera to turn away, so they can hose themselves off.

What I want is the sense that everybody is into it, having a good time, and truly reveling in the spunk. Didn't happen for me in this one, and that's disappointing.